#truly the worst sorry

[ikemenomegas]

do you have any favorite headcanons for omega kakashi? love your blog -3-

Cooking Kakashi (insert cooking mama ver kakashi icon... which is a game I would play the hell out of. I want him to like me so bad...)

I love that Kakashi can canonically cook very well and that he likes cooking for his loved ones. Even though the first of those people are no longer here, it brings him a lot of peace to cook for his Alpha.

He likes that he made something with his own two hands that contributes to the joy and health of his loved ones. It’s also an act of living that makes him feel more human and cooking tasty food for himself was one of the things he used to ground himself during his worst moments or when he was alone after missions (a good weapon needs to be able to at least function -> (eventually) I am a person and it's okay to enjoy things because I deserve it).

He was not originally much of an experimenter, but he learned enough about the basics that he was able to start improving upon recipes. His recipes are full of annotations because even though he's got a stellar memory, he's old enough he knows there's only so much space up there. However, half of these notes only make sense to himself. Good luck trying to replicate those dishes...

He's not much of a "collector", anti-clutter Kakashi

So his preferred method of receiving affection is not gift giving.

However, Cooking Kakashi™️ might accept a few things. Recipe books are a little hard because Kakashi has to be interested in more than just two or three things in the book. He typically prefers to decide on these himself. He likes to work through everything in the book and pick out his favorites. If you tell him you want to buy it for him though, he'll let you. A bookshop date, anyone?

The one thing he does love is the cooking supplies you buy him. High quality ceramics, one of a kind glassware, accent-like cups or bowls. If you're careful about only buying a piece here and a piece there, it doesn't build up clutter, and it becomes a nice special occasion kind of gift. Hot pot is not his most favorite meal ever but he loves the donabe you got him.

He also doesn't have a lot of spare nesting materials, but if you can talk him into letting you take him to a nesting supply shop, he'll usually buy something (because he thinks you think he needs more soft things, which makes him feel cared for but can also get overwhelming on occasion).

Overall though, quality time and some physical touch are his preferred ways of receiving affection.

Cat person who has dogs Kakashi

Kakashi shows up whenever he wants or perfectly on time, prefers only certain people and usually small gatherings or being alone (although being alone with his Person doesn't really count as company), has a lot of very, let's call them specific, habits, is incredibly particular about certain things... and is also something of a prankster.

In a way it's very funny because he's the pack leader of his ninken.

Very respectful but incredibly kinky Kakashi.

Consent is sexy and Kakashi is the sexiest because he's the kind of person who won't act without permission. He's also the kind of person who's almost too shy to even think of his Alpha in an explicit way. This isn't a purity thing. It's just a him being shy and feeling undeserving thing. Have to be careful because he's the kind of sub to say "you can do anything to me, I don't mind" and mean it, and part of a long term relationship with Kakashi is teaching him about his own boundaries.

I'm a big fan "yes he does wear that many layers" Kakashi

Part of it is a feeling of security. But it makes me wonder if he just tends to run cold for some reason. Bundle him up in blankets and feed him soup.

The hospital is very grateful for Kakashi's mate. He tends to run away less if his mate is allowed to either stay with him while he recovering and there's a few times where he's been very happy to get discharged home earlier because Tsunade knows someone responsible and capable of getting Kakashi to sit still while he's getting better.

Lazy Kakashi

Kakashi doesn't hate being a ninja. I get the sense that he thinks ninja are necessary in the world, and he's seen both the good and bad that shinobi missions can do. He doesn't hate it, but he's tired of it.

There's a difference between working hard because you have to and because you want to. I'm a huge fan of lazy Kakashi, no work Kakashi! he doesn't want to go on tiring missions anymore and he certainly didn't love being hokage! don't make him! Let him stay at home every day and do whatever he wants to do, let him spend all day in bed with you and a book and his puppies if he wants!

That said, he's been a shinobi so long, he would miss the athleticism if he ever had to leave, he likes being skilled. That's why he goes back to doing non-combat and teaching jobs after retiring. But he leaves plenty of space for well earned leisure time.

Hobby Husband Kakashi

He's used to having somewhat structured time, so sometimes he has trouble picking something to do on his day off. After the war, he also has to figure out how to fill additional hours since he doesn't stare at the memorial stone all the time.

He actually does like to just try new things. He's the type who naturally ends up pretty good at almost everything he tries though so there's not much he pursues more than one or two times. Once he settles in with his mate, he likes to do things with you. It's more fun and fulfilling than doing activities alone. His favorite hobby is reading though. Reading usually gives him an idea of what he might want to try next.

#from the notebook #oh look another thing I lost somehow and had to rewrite. rip me #i should go back to using a normal word processor instead of the drafts here #this is ask is from the first of february #truly the worst sorry #I needed a break from jjk content because it's making me feel very sad lately #finishing these was a perfect change! #hatake kakashi #omega!kakashi #naruto #omegaverse #alpha!reader #headcanons

[modmad]

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#IT'S BACK and boy what a page to come back on #tpoh update #tpoh #the property of hate #listen this is. I'm truly sorry #top three worst things that happen to Hero moment contender

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy Valentine's Day! (and this blog's first post anniversary!)

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Woah...it's been a whole *year* since I took the leap and uploaded my 'first attempt' art. #It's outdated now but it holds a special place in my heart for the fact it started all of this off. #Calling this 'poorly-drawn' was always about accepting that my art was going to be imperfect and messy - and doing it anyways! #There has been a staggering number of times I have drawn something I almost didn't upload because I didn't think it was 'good enough' #only for someone to say they liked it - or that it made them laugh. And it has helped me realize - #-The worst critic for my work has always been myself. If I listened to it all the time...well we would not be here now B'*) #And now that I have dabbled in other fandoms I can truly see how lucky was to start out with the MXTX fans. #The supportive messages and tags have truly been a guiding force toward my artistic and self improvement. #I really can't describe how grateful I am. #Thank you for seeing something worth rooting for when I was just figuring things out. #Thank you for being sweeter than the candy I have strategically hidden in the nooks and crannies of this house. #But watch out! If you forget to find them we will get ants. #I remembered to not hide chocolate in the bed this year. Yes I know it melted last time. Yes it did stain. I'm still sorry. #Thank you for loving me regardless <3 Even if it looked like I shit the bed real bad.

[khaotunq]

#not me #not me the series #notmeedit #yok jade #my gifs #my edits #mine: not me #mine: sean #mine: yok #as promised 5548 years ago #yok: the training montage #ft. sean who truly is the strongest among us #don't read the alt text i've lost my mind #sorry to all screenreaders #i kept it... factual? ish. #these are the worst gifs ever so i'm not tagging anyone lmao sorryyyyyyyy #ok i'm tagging chiara but that's because she bullied me 5548 years ago about not posting them #so. #mushiemaradame #sufferrrr

[turrondeluxe]

#man.....tumblr truly has the worst features on it's app ever........... #i just want to zoom at one pic and it sends me to other five different posts in one second #good lord. #sorry im mad about this what even was the reason. #i cant even read silly comics posted here because of that >:[ #fer talks

[playerkingsley]

crack ship ashton and essek as dual champions of the luxon

best part: it would be themoore, bc essek is no longer they-less

#critical role #cr spoilers #TRULY the worst joke I’m only a little sorry

[evansbby]

haven’t i always said that selena gomez always plays the victim??? ALWAYS???

#her victim mentality is actually insane #forget genocides forget children and innocent people being bombed daily #she needs to find a way to make it about herself #it’s honestly fascinating to watch how tone deaf she is #it’s fascinating to watch her spew out ‘poor me’ rhetoric EVEN IN THIS SITUATION #all she truly cares about is her ex boyfriend and his wife #I’ve always said this but I think Hailey Bieber is 1000x the woman selena gomez is for enduring all the hate that she does #that Selena FUELS #Selena plays victim card and makes her fans go after strong confident queens like Bella hadid too #but forget all that #IMAGINE THERE IS A LITERAL GENOCIDE GOING ON AND YOU STILL FIND A WAY TO THROW A TANTRUM AND MAKE IT ABOUT YOURSELF #she’s literally the worst y’all I’ve been saying it for years #and if you’re a fan of hers #like not even a casual fan but if you���re a selena stan #then thats fucking weird I’m sorry bc all her little army does is defend her when she’s clearly in the wrong #I honestly have people like her

[tragicotps]

Lyra, Asriel and Marisa + Calling each other out on their lies

#lyra belacqua #marisa coulter #asriel belacqua #chaos family #truly #his dark materials #hdm #hdm edit #its kinda funny how they're all doing the same thing #they all lie but none can handle being lied to oh well #Asriel's the worst at it though #hes calling himself out on his own lies lol #he's just trying to keep up with the two experts 😂 #the lying theme is much more clear in the books #its ultimately what saves them all #new headcanon is masriel naming lyra lyra cause it sounds like liar and them having a running joke about it #this is an ugly edit sorry #mine

[just-another-colin-kinnie]

Zane’s greatest fear is losing his humanity And they did That to him in the movie

#This haunts me sorry . There’s a bit of a ramble in these tags #Because I was literally screaming about it w my bf earlier #oh my GOD. #ninjago #zane julien #zane ninjago #HE WAS JUST A ROBOT TO THOSE DIRECTORS….….. HE IS SO MUCH MORE. IM GOING TO TEAR MY HAIR OUT?? #If show Zane and movie Zane met I think Show Zane would immediately go into shock #then probably try to encourage Movie to go try some new stuff and see new sights or something #anything but just being a robotic punchline #I TRULY LIVE IN THE WORST TIMELINE PLEAAASE #I love movie Zane as his own funny guy but yall CANNOT tell me that is the same man #I could genuinely talk about this for like an hour straight . how did they get everything in that movie so backwards

[hayaku14]

kuroba toichi you need to stay dead or im going to fucking kill you myself

#you sick son of a bitch #if you truly love your son you wouldnt be alive #it's bad enough that you basically left the mantle for your teenage son to take up but you actually being alive???????? #you just out there living your life while your son is destroying his relationships chasing after something that you started???????? #his very motivation is your death and it's not even real??? the utter fucking betrayal??? #and maybe being kid has kade him a better magician and has helped him find out more about himself #but he shouldve been able to have a choice if he even wanted to be kid at all it shouldnt have been a responsibility pushed upon him #AND IF YOU ARE FUCKING ALIVE AND YOU'RE JUST WATCHING YOUR SON RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WITH PRIDE INSTEAD OF GUILT YHEN YOU CAN #GO FUCK YOURSELF #Honestly the worst #also that theory that maybe chikage is travelling the world because she KNOWS toichi is alive and she's with her elevates this fuckery into #a whole different level #anyway go read cuethesun's tomorrow and the next day #good fucking food and bad parent chikage and toichi enjoyers will be pleased ;> #lol #dc prattles #as much as i want happy everybody is alive kuroba family #i need touichi and chikage if she knows too to feel the repercussions of their horrible parenting and i need kaito to be able to let himself #feel the hurt and betrayal that he is justified to feel even if he is happy that his dad is alive #but i dont trust gosho to handle that nicely if anything i think hes gonna just handwave it and wont address it properly #anyway my point is i just need more hurt and angry kaito also if shinichi is there im happy #sorry i sneaked in a kaishin i cant stop the brainrot unfortunately theres no cure 🤚😔 #ALSO DONT GET ME STARTED WITH BAD PARENT KUDOS OOOOOHHHH

[hyperfocusthusly]

I can’t sleep so here is even more of this angsty little number

#mind the tags for the second chapter #zuko whump #god bless his little heart he got truly whumped #sorry about this #it’s 1am I’m having a horrible day and I’m taking it out on one of my silly little boys #my own worst enemy #my writing #sokka #zuko #toph #Katara #aang #atla Zuko #atla Sokka #atla Katara #atla aang #avatar the last airbender #atla fic #zukka fic

[sarellathesphinx]

Hey did you guys know Reeve is the one who had to tell Elmyra and Marlene that Aerith died in the original game. I think about this constantly

#I’ve never truly Reeveposted here but if I did it would just be posts like this #cait tells you this if you speak to him in the Highwind. he says Elmyra and Marlene both cried their eyes out #the idea of Reeve who has been spying on the gang but has come to really care about them despite his hesitance and misgivings #watching aerith die #and knowing that with Tseng out of commission and the Turks handling stuff for Rufus. no one is going to think about telling Elmyra. #and he already has her and Marlene under surveillance. and it’s the worst fucking thing in the world but someone has to tell her #ugh. Ough. AUGH. #reeve a guy caught between his ideals and the rock they’ve been ground underneath having to go tell this woman that her daughter is dead. #and he’s so fucking sorry about it. #and there’s nothing anyone can do to fix it #and if Elmyra throws something at him or yells at him it’s no less than he deserves but honestly. #considering aerith could tell when elmyra’s husband died #I think she probably already said goodbye to her mom. and reeve’s news is just confirmation #and that’s somehow even worse #ugh. #text #reeve tuesti #ff7 #I’m tagging these for my purposes so uh sorry if this is in the main tags

[khaotunq]

enneagram series - type 9: tinn, my school president "Accepting, trusting, and stable. They are usually creative, optimistic, and supportive, but can also be too willing to go along with others to keep the peace. They want everything to go smoothly and be without conflict, but they can also tend to be complacent, simplifying problems and minimizing anything upsetting." [x]

#my school president #myschoolpresidentedit #tinn tinnaphob #tinnaphob jirawatthanakul #asianlgbtqdramas #mine: enneagram series #my gifs #my edits #userbon #mushiemaradame #tuserrowan #i've tagged folk so inconsistently i'm sorry #mine: tinn #mine: my school president #tinn did give me some trouble #he and pat swapped places a few times #he lives in his own head so much where pat really doesn't #but ultimately the dreamy quality of the song itself convinced me to put tinn here #i don't think we ever truly see the worst of tinn #but based on how he tends to turn his own upset inward i think i'm comfortable with him as 9 #we don't actually see him express genuine extreme emotion either way very often #he was nearly a 6 too but then white popped into my head and refused to leave #it could be argued that he's a 3 as well but pran parakul defines the entire genre of type 3 so #basically tinn is a lil chameleon and i would commit war crimes and atrocities for him #it's a very 9 thing to be a little bit of everything ultimately #thank u for coming to my tinn talk

[leviolo]

How deeply, fundamentally unlovable do you think Crowley must feel?

Like, you’re created for a specific purpose. one big grand purpose and belief that you are told makes up essentially, your entire being, no questions asked. And for the most part, quite nearly everyone around you manages to do it with ease. But for some ungodly (lol.) reason, you simply cannot. Something about who and what you are doesn’t fit the puzzle you’re told you were designed specifically for, and you’re cast out for it. And then, once you’re already cast out, you’re given a new purpose, a new belief, a new mold to fit. And once again, everyone around you falls into place. Each and every being like you manages to choose either side, to find a place for who they are. Once again, you simply, fundamentally, can’t. No matter how hard you might try. Once again, you’re condemned for it.

But then one day, you find someone, and they’re incredible, and not only do they not cast you out or condemn you, but it almost seems as though the more they get to know you the closer you two are. The more you might love them. The more you might even, maybe, be loved back. It takes a lot out of anyone to be rejected from every institution, every belief, every community you have ever known only for being who you are. That’s painful. Even worse, that’s lonely. And for so, so long, it utterly terrifies you, that thought of turning over the last corner of your heart, for fear it will happen again. That it will happen for the last time, and you will finally have to reckon with the thought that maybe there truly is not a single place in this universe for you.

And then you do. You turn over your heart. And it happens again.

To be known is, supposedly, to be loved. But what if it has only ever meant to be abandoned?

#good omens #gomens #neil gaiman #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #good omens season 2 spoilers #gomens spoilers #good omens spoilers #spoilers #brainrot #angst #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #sorry yeah this is truly the worst brain rot i’ve ever had in my life #that finale has broken me forever #do NOTT let this guy analyze a character he kins #neil gaiman you like owe me money rn #that was incredible though #says the guy lying in a pool of blood rn #season 2 #episode 6 #Every Day #go2 #go2 spoilers

[thankstothe]

#house md #gregory house #lisa cuddy #screencap #s07e23 “moving on” #dingdong house has same issue wilson does #they're unable to talk it out with anyone other than each other #and not like they “talk it out” either but they do address the issue #in a twisted way sometimes with casualties but they do #thats why no one else truly should be subjected to house and wilson #cuddy my queen im so sorry #proven right in the worst way

[lady-tortilla-chip]

SO idk if they were just done dirty or something but anime satosugu (I haven’t read the manga) was SUCH a let down and tbh that’s partly my bad I have to stop trusting people’s comparisons cuz jeez. (Vld all over again lmao) but like. Nothing about them struck me as being anything similar to Soukoku and at this point the comparisons somewhat annoy me 💀

#dazatsu and goyuu comparisons DO make sense to me tho #but satosugu is NOT the Soukoku of jjk y’all are wildin 💀 #not even like core aspects or essences of these characters is really similar #anyway this is why I don’t fuck with the ship like at all #they didn’t interest me at all #and Gojo 100% failed his friend and maybe that’s why it doesn’t strike me as especially compelling #y’all are telling me Gojo lives for a guy he didn’t NOTICE descending into the worst version of himself??? #like excuse me ??? I’m sorry I doubt #I can see that experience fucking him up tho and setting him up to feeling like he truly can’t connect to anyone because of his power #anyway yeah ❤️