#update: this has over 1k notes what the fUCK

[neteyamyawne]

🎀 — Cockwarming

༄ Pairing : Miles Quaritch x Fem!Scientist!reader

༄ Summary : You have always the colonel's personal plaything, His little slut, and when he says has a phone call in the midst of fucking you into oblivion, he makes sure to have his cock nice and warm till the call ends.

༄ Warning : semi-public sex? Cockwarming, PinV, Daddy/babygirl dynamic, age gap, explicit.

༄ Word count : 1k proof read.

༄ Note : Y'all I'm so down bad for him, like omg! And I'm sorry so SUCH a late update, but life's been giving me like a ton of lemons and I don't have enough time to make lemonade but I'm trying, I'm getting into writing again (in between my exams, i know I'm crazy) all my pending fics will come!!

It was usual wednesday afternoon, head bent down on your desk with a new plant specimen that Daniel, the department head, needed an detailed report on, which meant EVERY detail was meant to be written, rushing from one station to another as you collected information diligently as the afternoon slipped late and so did an arm around your waist, pulling you flush against him as you squealed in surprise but he was quick to place a hand on your mouth to stop it as he bent down and chuckled near your ear.

“Wacha doing, cupcake?” he grumbled against your neck, pressing a few kisses and a few nips to your cheek and ear, not giving you enough time to react as he threw you over his shoulder and carried you out of the laboratory like a potato sack while you angrily protested, hitting him with your fists “Put me down, you tall smurf, I have work!!”

He raised his eyebrow at your nickname and smacked your ass making you squeak in embarrassment “What did you call me, cupcake?” his tone was low enough to give you your needed warning about what was to come but you couldn't help but whine

“I’m working, sir, Daniel would kill me if i don’t complete it soon!” you were slightly exaggerating it but who cares when you were with the colonel himself? He just chuckled at your complaints and walked around the lab to get out without hitting anything “where’s this Daniel guy-” he didn’t have to wait as Daniel himself came grumbling to your desk as he held a file in his hand “Y/n, how many time have I to- told….”

He trailed off as he Quaritch with you on his shoulder, ass up “puny, do you mind if i borrow one of your scientist for a while” his voice dared Daniel to say no, but the nosy scientist knew better as he immediately nodded to the secOps colonel “Of course, of course! she’s… all yours” he said with clear disdain written on his face, of course he couldn’t have you under his thumb for a long while now.

Miles was more than happy as he carried you back to his quarters while your embarrassed face stayed hidden in his muscular back, other passerbyers were not surprised at the scene, being used to it by now, it was a weekly occurrence if not daily and he took nothing but pride in the fact that others were watching, he didn’t give a fuck.

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You knew what was coming and you fucking enjoyed the thorough drilling he gave you, his sweet cupcake who could do no wrong, his hand on your bare back, guiding your wet pussy on his cock like a wet glove, ass smacking into his skin with rhythmic slaps, your gasps muffled by his huge hand covering your saliva coated mouth.

"just like that cupcake... Such a sweet little whore for me, ay? Letting daddy fuck your brains out" He growls in your ear as he fists your hair, gripping it tightly to send that delirious shiver down your spine, your messed up moans were incoherent to understand as he picks you up and flips you over like a rag doll before pulling out, laying down on his back after he pulls you on top of him, making you sink down on him again without any mercy.

Your whimpers were unheard of by him as Miles only gave you a few minutes before he was pistoning his hips back up into your dripping cunt, making your tits bounce almost pornographically, a string of slurs escaped your mouth as he coached your body to bounce on his cock "Fuck! Daddy... Thrust... S- shit"

He just smirked at your angelic voice, tired from the relentless rounds until a holographic square appeared on the bedside table, vibration loudly as bold letters showed who called "General Ardmore" bright on the screen

It was quiet for a minute as he stopped, placing you down, cock still snug in your warmth, both of you quiet for a while before he spoke "Keep your mouth shut for me okay? Don't want her to hear you, hmm?" He whispered before he sat up, an unwilling groan wisping through your lips until you shut up when met with his glare as he picked up the call and placed it on his ear.

General Ardmore spoke from the other side while he specifically shifted to torment your already overstimulated hole, nudging back and forth and watch as you bite your lip to keep yourself quiet, his other hand gently caressing your waist, sharp eyes following your shaking legs to the point of connection of your bodies.

He purposely placed the call on the speaker, making you listen to her points about the new mission but all you see and hear were his smirk and quiet chuckles as he kept you impaled on himself, the call was long and agonizing, having you as his Cockwarmer while chatting with her like he wasn't engaged in something much more serious

As he talked to her about the details when he moved up inside you and you squealed suddenly and he stopped, Ardmore stopped "Colonel, is someone there with you?" He scrutinized you heavily and you couldn't help but squirm under his gaze "No, General must be some wild animal outside" he covered up for you as he covered your mouth.

He spoke and nodded to the general's words, keeping your mouth shut and fucking you silently "understood, General, I'd work on it" he said gruffly before ending the call the threw the phone on the mattress before he saw your tear-stained face and rolled his eyes "you sneaky slut, can't keep your mouth shut can you? Then show daddy how loudly you can scream my name" he smiled maliciously before flipping you over with his hand snaking to your throat.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE WEST HAS SENT THEIR AID

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screaming op we've literally been involved in a full scale war for 10 years already?? do you live under a rock or 😭

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bestie if you think i have left my hiding in the last 20 years for longer than 15 minutes you vastly overestimate my courage 😭 #at least they have food?? #also yes im alive lol sorry for not posting for. checks notes. last 30 years? #i LITERALLY live under a rock #hello beloved mutuals i missed you

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does anyone have any cooking tips for when you have literally zero food in the house lol? we've been managing well but our home was raided a few days ago (we're all well thankfully) and well. everything edible is gone #kinda panicking over here 😬😬 #we'll probably last for a while but im afraid we'll have to leave soon #ive heard some of our armies are going nearby i think the best decision will be to stick to them #sigh. all of this would be so much easier if parents were around #lara talks #mutuals does anyone have a couch me and my siblings can crash at lol

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she jumped on my sword til i

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fuck

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guys this is so embarassing my commander was literally staying behind me while i was typing. i was on duty im so fucked

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY CAPTAIN IS ON THIS WEBSITE IF THEY SEE THIS I SWEAR TO ERU

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hey 🙂

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FUCK #WHY THE FUCK ARE ELVES SO QUIET #AAAAAH #please don't fire me

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For you!

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🖼️ [image]

[Image ID: Lord Eönwë during the battle. He is pictured mid-swing, surrounded by numerous foes, all with varying levels of terror upon their faces. Lord Eönwë is covered in blood with a scowl on his face. He is swinging his greatsword at the nearest enemy, who wears a terrified expression. End Image ID]

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i think i hauve black death #🥵🥵🥵 #not very religious but y'know what #i would get on my knees for him

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. #fucking hell #i'm so fucking sick #attended a mutual's funeral today #and a close irl friend is gone without trace #and i'm not sure whether it's a comfort that i didn't feel her die #fuck #this is so unfair #im so fucking sick of this war #and each day it's harder to believe this will ever be over #im not sure for how much longer i can go on #i have a bow #maybe i should join someone on the battlefield #at least death will find me not by my own hand #vent #to delete

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Because you follow #lord eönwë

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With You, Forever

Pairings: Lord Eönwë x Reader

Warnings: RPF, discussion of death, sadness, heartbreak

Summary: After narrowly evading death on the battlefield, you face your lover.

A/N: sorry for not updating! my family was on a run from goblin raiders, didn't have much time for writing lmao 🥲 i hope you enjoy!

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#lord eönwë #lord eönwë x reader #host of the west x reader #rpf #lord eönwë fanfiction #lord eönwë imagine

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can't believe y'all are thirsting over those amanyar losers while our lord and saviour king ereinion gil-galad and our god and father lord círdan the shipwright are LITERALLY RIGHT THERE #fucking disappointed in y'all #1k #5k #10k #keep reblogging this don't be cowards

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no but why are king finarfin and manwë's herald kinda 😳😳😳 like am i the only one sensing some er strong male friendship going on orrrrrrr

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NO WAY THEY GOT DEACTIVATED TWO HOURS AFTER MAKING THIS POST

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they hated me because i was telling the truth 😔

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people having "orcs dni" in their bio is so insensitive. like not only there are orcs who activelly suffer under lord melkor's rule but there are also those who fight on the side of the free people like wtf.

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i agree op but also why is it always orcs lol. like no one is putting werewolves ghouls vampires and other creatures of night on their lists lmao

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updating my dni list brb 🙂

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@Staff why the FUCK is behavior like this allowed on this site. i swear to almighty #blocked and reported #istg one day i will quit this website #mutuals hold my hands we'll get through it together

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#silmarillion #silmarillion memes #war of wrath #eönwë #finarfin #made a silly :)

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object show dashboard simulator(unreality!!!!)

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HELP!!!! last challenge one of the contestants in the show I'm in just straight up ran away before the challenge was over and we cant find him. I feel pretty bad because he was really mad at me and maybe that's why he ran away? I don't know but can somebody please offer guidance I'm kind of worried about him we haven't seen him since August 12th 2022 and I don't think anyone else is even trying to find him!

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Oct 18

Oh no!!! D: Is there an update to this story? Did you find him yet?

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Nov 3

No unfortunately, it's about to be two challenges since he disappeared! I don't know why nobody's looking for him not even the host is! I want to but I think he's still mad at me so I'm a bit nervous. Well hopefully he turns up tomorrow because there's another challenge? I don't know. I really want this to be over. Thank you for your concerns though.

#i hope he gets back safe and sound!!! good luck with finding him and your challenge! #love from pericolo!

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what the fuck so sometimes I visit the object show I used to be in's contestant grounds at night when objects are asleep to fuck around yk but I swear I walked past the waterfall and there was just someone crying in there.. I did not go in because I didn't feel like getting my ass kicked or something I have no idea who that was

why is everyone depressed on paper puppets what are they doing to you objects

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Oct 22

LMAOOOO ITS CAUSE MOST EVERYONE ON THAT SHOW ARE PUSSIESSSSSSSSS ITS SO FUNNY

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Oct 22

yeah well watch this cool shit

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ACE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GET THIS FUCKING THING OUT OF THE CABINS RIGHT NOW

[various really blurry pictures of a small creature with straight ears and big back legs in a cabin room. they're taken as if the photographer is running around while taking the picture]

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Nov 22

almost 1 month since I grabbed a random small creature from somewhere along my journeys and placed it in the cabin chainsaw was in for paper puppets and it scared him so bad he yelled on here about it and everyone clowned him so hard he deactivated🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 (dw I got the creature out out it is unharmed I have it with me right now)

[one picture of the creature, it has the same straight ears and big back legs. you can now see that it is white. A hand is petting it on the head and it seems happy]

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Nov 22

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Nov 22

Does NOBODY remember Teardrop Burger and the incident I swear that's all we'd talk about in like 2019...

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Nov 22

I still don't know if that was real or not or we just made it up to make fun of Gelatin's Steakhouse

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Nov 22

Hey I'm not from Goiky but I'm curious, what's Teardrop Burger?

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Nov 22

Eh it was more of an objblr thing than a Goiky thing but basically Teardrop opened a burger stand near the inanimate insanity 2 filming grounds to compete with Gelatin's Steakhouse and she accidentally or on purpose poisoned a bunch of people with how dirty everything was. or so they say. it basically a huge inside joke lmao Teardrop Burger never existed but it's cleanliness was about the same as Gelatin's Steakhouse heh gelatin was pissed for weeeeeeeks after

#my mutual explains this best! love td burger best joke objblr has ever made #we should bring it back it would make the new season better if everyone was dying of food poisoning #/j

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the dead guy was my great great great great great grandpa too HELP his name was rook btw

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Nov 22

coming back to this post I always I thought everything seemed slightly haunted in the boto grounds I guess this was why hehehe

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Nov 22

Shieldy. my friend and mutual. what do you mean it seemed HAUNTED???

#PREV YOU CANT JUST LOREDUMP ON ME LIKE THIS WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DROWNED IN THE LAKE YOU WERE GONNA SWIM IN #WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SPOKE TO YOU IN THAT MOMENT

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WHO HIT MY DIMENSION MACHINE WITH A CROWBAR

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#unreality #osc #ppt2 #object lockout #bfdi #bfb #inanimate insanity #i havent watched enough of tpot to make one for this sorry #paper puppets take 2 #object show #brawl of the objects #please somebody get the teardrop burger thing i didnt make ot up it was from object whatever #remember that game!!!! #fun fact the shieldy one was partly a callback to an old au of mine #long post #lightbrush #(i guess i dont really care for the ship but i put it in for destiel)

[katy-kt-katie]

COMPLETE FICLIST

(updated 5/2023)

I tried to sort these into categories.

Within each category they are sorted by AO3 kudos.

💕: My Personal Favorite Fics, 😵‍💫: Diana Angst 🔥:First Time

Multi-Chapter Fics:

🔥A Rose Petal and a Fish Tank: Mulder and Scully awkwardly discuss their lack of intimate action post "Never Again." Follows their journey through Redux II. EXPLICIT, 18K

😵‍💫🔥Couples Retreat: Mulder and Scully are asked to go undercover at a Couples Retreat. There's nothing odd about a shared hotel room, intimacy exercises, and couples therapy between platonic partners, right?? Undercover / One Bed Trope. Casefic, EXPLICIT, 12K

💕🔥What Happens on Ka'ula 🌴: Mulder and Scully are sent to investigate a mysterious deadly illness on a remote island. Fuck or Die Trope. Casefic, EXPLICIT, 17K

🔥The Wedding Party: Mulder and Scully attend a wedding, pretend to be together, and well...Do you believe that it's game over for them as soon as they kiss? Fluff. EXPLICIT, 13K // Part two: The Video Tape: Skinner needs to talk to Mulder and Scully about something he's discovered. EXPLICIT, 3K

💕😵‍💫🔥Phone Echoes: Mulder's temporarily assigned with Phoebe Green in France and Scully is temporarily assigned with Diana in D.C. They end up on the phone accidentally on a free day, just after "The Rain King". Phone Sex Trope. EXPLICIT, 15K

💕🔥Patient Petrie and Dr. Fox: Scully is on a long-term undercover assignment. Mulder is missing her and loses it when she fails to report in for a day. Undercover Trope. EXPLICIT, 9K

🔥Truth Serum Experiment: Skinner asks Mulder and Scully to try a truth serum that the government has obtained since they have "no secrets" between each other. (We all know better). Truth Serum Trope. Casefic, EXPLICIT, 8K

💕🔥The American President: An X-Files AU of the film, "The American President." You do not need to have seen the movie to enjoy the story. Widowed President Dana Scully meets F.B.I. Agent Fox Mulder. EXPLICIT, 19K

🔥Mastermind: What if we told you none of it was accidental? That once Dana Scully met Fox Mulder, she knew she had to force them into a partnership, a friendship, and a relationship. EXPLICIT, 20K *Co-written with TofuttiM

🔥Superstars of the Superbowls: Why did Mulder give Scully the VHS tape gift in "One Breath?" EXPLICIT, 3K

One Shots: First Time

🔥Three Rooms: 😵‍💫 When Mulder and Scully join Diana and Spender on a case in the field, an errant Motel reservation leads to a shift for our favorite "platonic" partners. Season 6, Post "The Rain King." One Bed Trope. EXPLICIT, 3K *My first ever Fan Fiction writing!

💕🔥Fused: A first-time story. Could be any season. An unremarkable day by any definition until they were walking back to their motel, and their hands inadvertently grazed. PWP, EXPLICIT, 1.4K

🔥Keine Unruhe: Post Unruhe: after almost getting lobotomized by Gerry Schnauz, a shaken-up Scully is visited by a shaken-up Mulder. Comfort / Care EXPLICIT, 1K

💕😵‍💫🔥A Partnership in Notes: Post Memento Mori: After reading Scully's journal, Mulder leaves a note for Scully in their desk. Realizing they can say things in writing that can't be said in person, notes lead to confessions and shifts in their relationship. EXPLICIT, 4K

🔥Banter: Mulder and Scully banter about how skilled they are in bed- this leads to a semi-awkward first encounter that settles into a hot and happy first time. EXPLICIT, 1K

💕🔥The Comments Section of F.M. Luder's Fan Fiction: Mulder admits a new hobby to Scully- writing fan fiction. Fantasies and feelings are revealed as a result. Meta Trope, EXPLICIT, 3K

🔥Platonic Partners Meeting in the Airplane Lavatory: Mulder and Scully struggle to find the privacy to debrief each other after the Congressional session in "Terma." They finally find some privacy in very close quarters. Frottage trope, EXPLICIT, 2K

🔥Intervention: Mulder is distraught post-Oubliette. How does Scully help him get grounded again? Comfort /Care, EXPLICIT, 1K

🔥I Tried a Subway Sandwich Bag: Shameless Crack fic about Mulder's GIANT Schlong. Sorry, not sorry. CW: This is just CRACK FIC. EXPLICIT, 1K

🔥Call me on my cellphone: Scully calls Mulder on his cellphone, late night when he needs her... BORDERLINE CRACK FIC. EXPLICIT, 1K

One Shots: Established Relationship

Home Early: Mulder comes home early from a case and finds Scully in a compromising position post-revival. EXPLICIT, 500W

💕Hard Avocadoes Make Spicy Guacamole 🥑: After recently starting a new relationship, Mulder watches as Scully makes him brunch. EXPLICIT, 700W

Lightning Strikes- Maybe Once, Maybe Twice: Mulder reminisces about Scully in the rain. MATURE, 1K

Baby, Why are you frowning?:Mulder and Scully have a discussion about facial expressions during a post "Forehead Sweat" lovemaking session. MATURE, 500W

💕Foxes on the Run: Mulder finds a tattoo Scully got while they were apart. MATURE, 300W

Love Games Series:

💕🔥The Counting Game: Platonic Partners Mulder and Scully end up playing a dangerous game while sharing a bed in "The Rain King". EXPLICIT, 1.5K

🔥Ms. Lovely's Speed Dating Extravaganza: Scully and Mulder end up at the same speed dating event and can't seem to focus on anyone but each other. AU: Melissa was never killed; probably set around season 5. MATURE, 8K

💕🔥The Whispering Game: Mulder and Scully start to whisper more after he found the spy surveilling his apartment in Gethsemane/ Redux Arc. The whispers evolve to NSFW topics. EXPLICIT, 4K

The Cosmo Quiz: Mulder and Scully end up reading a Cosmopolitan Magazine Quiz together. Realizations and awakenings result! MATURE, 2K

😵‍💫🔥Staring Across a U-Shaped Booth: The whole crew is at Karaoke for Holly's Birthday. Mulder arrives with Diana, and Scully is crushed. EXPLICIT, 5K

Electric Love: Scully hops on the fad of kissing your best friend! TEEN, 600W

The End Episode (5.20) Series:

😵‍💫🔥I Want to Believe: 15:15-Conversation between Scully and Mulder just after they meet Diana. EXPLICIT, 4K

😵‍💫🔥Conflict Resolution Techniques: 30:48-Skinner wants Mulder and Scully to agree on how to proceed with Gibson's scans. EXPLICIT, 2K

💕😵‍💫🔥Already in a Relationship: 30:48-Scully is shaken after a bizarre conversation with Diana in the elevator. What had Mulder told Diana about her? EXPLICIT, 3K

😵‍💫🔥Key to Mulder's: 36:30-Diana notices that Scully has a key to Mulder's place. EXPLICIT, 3K 🔊LISTEN on AFP

😵‍💫🔥Spoon: 41:28-Scully is talking to Skinner on the phone while Mulder lies on the couch. EXPLICIT, 3K

😵‍💫🔥Farther: 45:00-Mulder and Scully are given time off after their office fire. How do they regain their footing? EXPLICIT 2K

Exchange Fics:

😵‍💫🔥The Cow and the Kiss: Rain King one bed fic, jealousy over Sheila getting to kiss Mulder. Tickling. EXPLICIT, 7K

💕Not a Widely Understood Definition: Scully overhears Mulder and Ellen’s conversation—“significant other? / Not in the widely understood definition”— in “Chimera”. Follows them through “All Things”. EXPLICIT, 4K

Mulder on the Witness Stand: Mulder is asked to testify as a character witness about Scully, post Never Again. He has to defend her, and some feelings are revealed under oath. TEEN, 3K

Chroma: Maggie has Mulder and Scully over for Dinner post-Wetwired. She prods a little like moms do; they all get drunk, and Mulder develops a slight obsession with the color red. TEEN, 2K

💕🔥The Stranger Shaman: Mulder and Scully investigate a series of abductions at a camp in rural Tennessee. Casefic, EXPLICIT, 16K

An Alien Urine Sample and a Soft, Furry Bigfoot: Scully is struggling to deal with the deaths of her dad and Jack Willis. Mulder realizes she needs a distraction and takes her on a trip. TEEN, 8K

Other MSR Fics:

Sloppy: A peek at an MSR kiss, post Millennium. NOT RATED, 600W

Bureau's Biggest Boy Toys: Mulder is asked to be featured in an FBI Calendar MATURE 1.6K

Speedo and the Stairmaster: What happens when Mulder and Scully get their endorphins going at the gym. MATURE, 800W

Love Slap: Scully reflects on when she realized she wanted to marry Mulder. MATURE, 600W

Just Like Comity: Years later, Mulder and Scully run into Detective White. NOT RATED, 800W

Spooky: Mulder and Scully missed each other while working separately during "Chimera." Dancing Trope. TEEN, 1K

Scully's Necklace: What ever happened to Scully’s necklace from Squeeze? TEEN, 500W

Polars Bears and A Fox: What does Maggie think of Fox Mulder? Through "Wetwired" NOT RATED, 2K

Mulder's Place: Scully is a bit shaken up after the encounter with Tooms in "Squeeze." Here's her first ever visit to Mulder's apartment. TEEN, 2K

Mulder at the Dentist: Mulder is drugged at the Dentist. TEEN, 500W

Mulder, Fox Mulder, 007: What did Scully tell Detective Ryan about Mulder in the episode "Soft Light"? GENERAL AUD, 400W

💕Muddy Mulder: Mulder is COVERED in mud post Schizogeny. Can Scully help him get cleaned up? MATURE, 1K

💕😵‍💫Movie at Mulder's: In Hollywood AD, the scene where Scully comes to Mulder's apartment at 3 a.m. to watch a movie, happens during the "18 Months Ago" flashback, which means squarely in the DIANA ARC. What might have occurred the next morning at work? MATURE, 400W 🔊LISTEN on AFP

Short, Enigmatic Redhead: Mulder's thoughts post First Person Shooter. TEEN, 300W

😵‍💫Mulder's Couch Needs Cleaned: A peek into a possible divergent scene in Biogenesis. **if you get to the middle and panic, it might not be what you think it is. NOT RATED, 1K

She's My Gauge: What led Krycek to explaining Scully was a "much larger problem than you described" at the End of "Sleepless"? TEEN, 500W

Writers Exercises / Workshops / Tag / Twitter Prompts:

💕😵‍💫🔥Eden: Writer's Tag for "One Son." MATURE, 7K

🔥The Amazing Muldeeni: Writer's Tag for "The Amazing Maleeni." MATURE, 5K

🔥Anahata: The Heart Chakra: Writer's Tag for "All Things." MATURE, 4K

Uncle Vincent: Open Prompt Challenge: Difficult to please family. MATURE, 1.5K

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#the x files #fox mulder #dana scully #msr #x files fanfic #msr fanfic #glossary

[staarshines]

You. 6/3: Protective You is Cute || P.D.

| You. Masterlist | Note that this can be read as a oneshot; just ignore the first and last parts.

Warnings: cursing. baby argument but the idiots to lovers type yk. there’s no plot here i just needed to write it to get a feel for how to write again after a few years. cheers

Word Count: >1k

Poe decides to snoop around in your datapad and discovers a folder called “You”. Upon opening it and reading through the entries, memories are brought back and he discovers something he was never supposed to know about.

A/N: has it been years since i’ve updated? yeah. am i going to annoy you all again? yeah. is jess going to be the only one to read this? yeah.

I’m currently traveling to my first solo mission right now. Listen. I don��t know why I’m journaling this, but I am (that seems to be a common theme). Maybe it’s because hyperdrive star streaks have started reminding me of you, maybe it’s because when you ran your thumb over my cheek it felt different. I’m probably just insane. I don’t know. If you’re reading this, then I’m not. Reason 1A I wrote this entry: the next time you go protective on me, I might just kiss you. Reason 1B I wrote this entry: do that thing again with your thumb and my cheek, and I might profess my love to you right then and there.

You’re excitedly talking to Rey and Finn, turning your nerves into extroversion—like you always did, of course.

Poe, on the other hand, isn’t as excited as you are.

He’s practically seething from afar—the three of you had noticed.

“Ten credits he’s upset he’s not going with you,” Rey says out of nowhere. You stop trying to discreetly read Poe’s body language and tear your eyes from him to her, tilting your head.

“Ten credits he’s jealous,” Finn counters, and Rey and Finn shake hands.

“It’s something more than that. He seems worried,” you mumble, still trying to read his stance. Being able to read other’s body language and even microchanges in their tone resulted from your childhood trauma and years of throwing yourself into dangerous situations on various planets—a gift you had found from life’s rather big ‘fuck you’s’ along the way.

“And you’re worried that he’s worried. Force connection,” Rey says, flashing a cheeky smile and pointing to the both of you, making you grab her hand and put it down.

“You’ll say anything nowadays to get me with him,” you tell her, leaning back against your X-Wing. Finn just pulls his lips out into a line, raising his eyebrows.

“Rey’s right. Force connection.” You scoff.

“Then you two can talk about yours while I go figure out what’s on the flyboy’s mind,” you drop that bomb on the two of them, particularly Rey, walking Poe’s way. He tilts his head while you walk towards him, arms crossed in more of a way of comforting himself than being closed off.

“Hi,” you whisper, unsure of why it felt like the right thing to do in the moment. Maybe it was because when you were around him, you felt like the rest of the world melted away into nothing.

But that was a topic you’d address when you came back from Lwhekk.

You just keep running away from it, didn’t you?

“Hey.”

“What’s wrong?”

“You’re going in alone. Without backup. And without comms.” It had started to be like this with you two. Blunt, straight to the point. It was an unspoken agreement to cut the bullshit and just tell each other what was going on.

Except for when it came to you being in love with him, of course. A rule you’d made for yourself.

What he didn’t know couldn’t hurt him, right?

“But I have years of tactical combat skills. And I know how to handle myself.”

“Doesn’t change any of that.”

“Poe, I can handle myself.”

“But can you handle First Order respondents?” he snaps back, making you look up to the sky littered with clouds and sigh. “You’ve been here less than a month.”

“Are you questioning Leia’s judgement or my capabilities?” He cocks an eyebrow.

This had gone from zero to whatever speed Han Solo did the Kessel Run at in approximately seven seconds.

“I’m not questioning anything.”

“Well then there’s something you’re not saying, Dameron.” He glances up at you, and you can read everything from his eyes.

He just wanted reassurance that you would be okay. That you would come back to him.

Of course.

After Shara, he’s bound to freak out like this whenever anyone goes out on a mission, but he was just showing it to you.

“Poe.” You cup his head in your hands, trying to watch for his reaction. He practically relaxes into you, and suddenly you feel a lot like a bitch for starting an argument. “I will be fine. I promise. No way I’m going to get kidnapped by the Order after being here a month. You know my ego is way too big for that.” He gives you a half smile and you frown, ruffling his curls before drawing your arms back to your sides. “You can’t stop me from going, you know.”

“But can I come with?” You roll your eyes, failing at hiding a smile. “Fine. Just know that I’ll tear apart the galaxy if you go missing.” You scrunch your nose, trying to keep yourself from laughing.

“You’d tear the fabric of reality trying to find me?”

“I would.” The seriousness in his voice catches you off guard. If you had an ounce less of self control, you would’ve pressed your lips to his.

Maker, you had to figure something out before you fucked this whole friendship up.

“Know that I would do the same thing.” His eyes soften, and your heart flutters.

Stars. Did you just admit that?

“But also know that Rey will stab you with her lightsaber if you annoy her as a locum for me.” His lips curl upwards in a genuine smile this time and he pulls you into one last hug, running a thumb over your cheekbone when you finally pull back. “Don’t be stupid, flyboy.”

“Stay safe, darling.”

He notes the last sentence you wrote in that entry, filing that piece of information away for later and hurriedly opening the next entry, immediately grinning because he knows exactly what it’s about.

Masterlist

all taglists are open! send me a message (also send me a message if you wanna be removed bc ik it’s been years) <3

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#poe dameron #poe dameron x reader #poe dameron x you #poe dameron x y/n #poe dameron fic #poe dameron imagine #star wars fic #star wars imagine #my writing #help bc i cant believe im actually posting this #only for you jess

[recurring-polynya]

Hello polynya! Hope you don’t mind but I’d like to ask you about your writing process. You’re really one of the best fic writers I’ve seen so I’d like to pick your brain a little. :) How long do you spend outlining something before writing it down? What do you do when you get stuck on something? How do you make sure you’re getting characters right? I’m very concerned about that last one since I haven’t seen Bleach in years and if I ever started writing something, I’m worried I’d make everyone OOC.

Hi! Sorry for delay on this. I wanted to take the time to write out a nice and thoughtful answer and then I got swamped by stuff. I really do like sharing writing advice, though, so thank you for asking!

Just gonna do a little cut for length:

How long do you spend outlining something before writing it down? So, I want to start with the caveat that I hate outlining. I am very much that dog-with-a-frisbee meme, only it's "No decide what happens! Only write!" I think that, in general, it's best to do as much outlining as you can stand at the beginning of a project, but there is a minimum amount that I force myself to do, but what that minimum is will depend on the fanfic I am trying to write.

Sometimes a fanfic will spring into my head, fully formed, beginning to middle to end. Just go for it. No outline. Fuck it, we ball. Generally, this is going to be a shorter fanfic, like <10k, but I ran all of Portions for Foxes with no net. There is like the Touch of God, though, there is no way to guarantee this process.

Usually, with the stories in my Heart is a Muscle series, I declare that I am Writing This Thing, and it has a broad concept and, like, 5 scenes I really want to write. In this case, I will make an iterative outline. I really, really didn't feel like outlining the one I am working on now, and for a significant amount of time, my "Ductwork Notes" documents just said: "Outline: lol". However, as I actually started to work on it, and completed some scenes, I put them in the outline. Also, any time I thought of a scene I wanted to do, or a scene I would need to do, I added it to the outline. At some point, I was able to feel my way around the shape of the thing. It takes place over ~2 weeks, and I wrote out when the big events happened, which made it more obvious where and what I needed to add. I just continue to refine and add detail. I'm maybe 10 or 15% of my way into this thing (by progress, not by word count). As I go, I continue to update the outline. Eventually, I will break it into chapters, with word count. Going back and forth between the zoomed-way-in activity of writing and the big picture exercise of thinking about my story as a whole is the best way for me to work (it's also the way I code, swapping back and forth between writing and testing individual functions with how they fit into the overall software framework.) I feel like this is not a thing that would work for everyone, but it works for me.

Plot bunnies. We all get them. I generally do not get gripped by them, the way some people do, but every so often, I have a bit of a wild idea (often an AU), where I get excited over an idea, and I need to decide how much energy I am willing to devote to it. In this case, an outline is a tool for that. The thing that separates a plot bunny, imo, from a "fic idea" is that plot bunnies are usually open ended hooks: What if so-and-so died? Oh, I love this splash page where they're all in a band. That's not a story, it's just a concept. So, if I am considering making a story, I force myself to make an outline. It must have a beginning, middle and end. It must contain a number of Big Scenes I am excited about writing and that I think people will be excited about reading. Sometimes, this process very clearly informs me that this is not a story that I want to take the time to write, and that maybe I'd rather just do a fanart or write a 1k throwaway scene or maybe just make a Tumblr post about. But if the process of making the outline isn't a huge turnoff, well, now I've got an outline, which is a significant part of the work done, and I can feel free to go for it.

What do you do when you get stuck on something?

If I am stuck on a specific thing, the best thing for me is to go do a chore that requires my hands and leaves my brain free. Washing dishes, folding laundry, weeding, are all excellent candidates for this. It can be enormously frustrating to get stuck, because I am very impatient, so I have a litany of things I tell myself at these times, like "this is what writing is. just let your brain chew on it." I often try to let my brain run down little possibilities, even when I know they won't work, just to see where they lead. I try to remind myself to have fun and enjoy the process.

If I am stuck in the sense that I have writer's block or just generally don't feel like writing, I try to do other things. If I catch up on my ao3 comments and my volunteer job, then, when the inspiration comes back, I'll have a clear schedule. I believe that there are cycles of writing, where sometimes you are in creative mode, but sometimes you are in rest mode, and sometimes you are ingest mode, so it's good to go read a book or watch a new show. It's also cool to go revisit the source material.

How do you make sure you’re getting characters right? I’m very concerned about that last one since I haven’t seen Bleach in years and if I ever started writing something, I’m worried I’d make everyone OOC.

I mean, why not do a rewatch, or even better, read the manga? You don't have to go through the whole thing, just the parts relevant to the story you are trying to tell, or the character you are trying to get write. I do this all the time, even though I already have a pretty encyclopedic knowledge of the parts of Bleach I care about. The Bleach wiki is very helpful for figuring out what happened in particular episodes.

I think this ties back to the previous questions, but a big part of writing is that you have to sit with your writing in your head and figure out what you are doing and why and if you are accomplishing that. There are different ways of doing this that you may find you enjoy more or less. I don't like outlining, but I do like looking up little bits of canon and overanalyzing minor details and making esoteric Tumblr posts about them.

Once you are actually writing, I try to have a very clear idea for my major players of:

What is their tendency?

What is their goal?

Their tendency is what they do naturally, how they act when they aren't thinking about it. Usually, you are shooting for your character to have some growth or change, and that's what I mean by goal. How do they act when they are being intentional? Then, in any writing situation, you can decide, "are they being natural or are they being intentional?" and decide their actions based on that. I think the most basic conflict you can write about is the tension between who someone is and who they would like to be!

A very basic example of this is that Renji is usually a pretty casual guy. He uses informal speech and probably jokes around with his subordinates. On the other hand, when Byakuya's around, he straightens his spine and puts on his best officer voice, because he wants to impress his boss.

This is going to vary based on the story you want to tell. The "tendency" category is also going to include what your characters do when they are scared or angry or other circumstances where things move from "unthinking" into "involuntary." A nice thing about this is that if you write one million stories about the same characters, you can really show their growth over time.

I hate YouTube analysis videos, but I watched one that really rewired my brain, about how, in a panic situation, Renji freezes up and Rukia runs. Hihiou Zabimaru, as an incomplete bankai, often acts a protective wall around Renji, allowing him to act while standing still. Conversely, So-oh Zabimaru is a close-combat bankai and prominently features a grabby arm. Rukia's bankai, on the other hand, is all about standing her ground (and forcing everyone else to, too). And on one hand, this is a powers analysis, but I use this as a touchstone a lot when I write about their conflict resolution styles at various stages of their maturity.

Here's a bit of advice that may be controversial, but I am going to say it: I think that even if you prefer AUs (and I mean, like, coffee shop AUs, not twist-on-canon AUs) you should write canon-compliant fic once in a while, even just as an exercise. You don't have to show it to anyone, it doesn't need to be a complete story. You can even just take a canon scene and try to write it from the POV of one of your characters. I just people really underestimate the amount of character work it takes to write a good AU. It's super hard to keep the characters feeling correct when you've taken away all the character beats that have informed them as people! In fact, I think it's good for any writer to try out different kinds of writing once in a while, even kinds you think you won't like. It really builds your writerly muscles and forces your to think about things in new and potentially mind-blowing ways.

Anyway, I hope that was helpful! I hope you do give writing a shot and I wish you the best of luck!

#writing advice

[creek-cryptid-deluxe]

Hey everyone (aka the like... 2 to 5 entities that actually read my bullshit) sorry I've kinda not been *actually* posting but just reblogging random stuff I enjoyed seeing. Things have been... rough. So here's a smol condensed update:

Oral surgeon took out those 2 broken teeth... for $1700. Two or three days later, the last one on the other side of my bottom jaw crumbled even more. Now I just live with ambesol soaked gauze on it because getting it out would be around $900 in my estimation (based on the cost of the 2) that I don't have. I owe my dad $1k for the originals.

The Spawn's car had a radiator fan issue right before she left for her week of vacation in Puerto Rico. The Bf's dad couldn't fix it, so my dad took it to the shop he uses & they fixed it.

The Spawn & The Bf got back on Tuesday night. Wednesday she was beat down but figured it was jetlag. Thursday she seemed to be having really bad allergies but just in case it was a cold, I wore a mask & kept my distance. Friday Dad starts to have similar symptoms, so they think summer cold. I continue the mask & distance gig, even though both act offended at different times about it.

I also made a boat load of cupcakes from scratch on Friday because I had a craving. We had lemon white chocolate cakes with blueberry lemon frosting and raspberry chocolate chip cakes with my chocolate whipped frosting that I added a bit of raspberry pureé to. They were amazing. There are multiple adults that don't like cakes or frosting that loved them & Key (my neighbor & new bff) asked if I'd make cupcakes when her youngest needs stuff like that for school & allow her to take credit for them. I obviously agreed.

Saturday evening I hear The Spawn & Dad coughing. Now, they had both had a cough for a couple days but this cough sounded extremely suspect. So I threw covid tests at their faces & lo and fucking behold, The Spawn brought a souvenir back from Puerto Rico in the form of motherfucking covid. She & Dad tested positive, while The Bf & I tested negative. I scrambled to find a place to go so I could... idk STAY ALIVE but it was late that night. So I left the next morning & have been @ Lou's ever since... except that it was his week to have all 3 of the kids (V- a 12 yr old boy, A- a 9 yr old girl, & H- a 4 yr old girl. The oldest are from his first marriage, the last is from his brief marriage to my ex bestie. Both women let them run wild & cave to their every demand, so they are feral.)

It is now friday. The Bf was TOLD to stay downstairs, only going up wearing a mask to bring supplies to the plague twins. But nobody fucking listens to me & now he has it. Additionally, the upstairs ac went out over there so all my shit got contaminated by them crashing downstairs.

(Side note: during this catastrophe, The Spawn called me griping about how many bad things have happened since she got back and how she's the *only* one suffering. I attempted to explain that no she isn't & she proceeded to scream at me that Dad & I are simply inconvenienced... you know, my dad who is in the high risk age group and has the same virus in the same un-airconditioned upstairs as her & me who is disabled & heavily relies on a specific environment I've cultivated for myself but has had to evacuate from her own home into a place of CONSTANT noise all because she was careless on vacation & brought home covid. Everything that's happened aside from the ac is the result of her own actions. I hung up on her and when she text 3 paragraphs of abuse at me, I muted her, let dad know what happened & that I'm done providing anything outside of a place to live. This isn't the first time she's been verbally abusive when things don't go the way she expects or she is faced with the consequences of her own actions but now she's legally an adult.)

Lou's kids got to have a week of Auntie [Dr. M]'s Boot Camp, where we learn to respect each other & our home. We don't yell in the house, we aren't mean to each other, we clean up after ourselves. It was quickly learned that I don't respond to demands, require manners, don't tolerate lying or bullying, don't give a fuck if a tantrum is thrown or a dirty look is given, & absolutely give out consequences for actions both good & bad. They are unaccustomed to a woman laying down the damned law or someone consistently correcting their behaviors (because Lou is outnumbered & beat tf down).

I have also been able to help him with the house & yard (which I will be able to accomplish more of now that the kids are back @ their moms'). When he kicked out my ex-bestie a little over a year ago, he was left with the house & while she was a student/stay at home mom for the bulk of their relationship, she's a borderline horder and frankly a slob, so he was left with that mess. He was understandably depressed & then by the time he got more mentally healthy, being a single dad of 3 every other week made it an overwhelming task to get out from under it. So I did what I do... came into the house in a whirlwind of efficient cleaning & organization. He gave permission for me to just go through & do whatever I felt needed doing. (The borderline hoarding situation resulted in us finding shit he didn't even know about, and him giving me a bunch of shit like an unopened double boiler. We discovered 3 crockpots and an instant pot that he didn't know about. The crock pots went into a bin for donation & I gave him a manual for the instant pot.) When I finished the kitchen, he cried. Now I'm house/dog sitting today & tomorrow, so I'm going to buckle down & do some hardcore cleaning junk to as much of the house as possible. While the kids were here, I helped them do their bedrooms.

He asked why I would do all this & the answer was simple: I enjoy it, I'm really good at it, and I understand how hard it is to get out from under it when it's that bad, so if I can get it clean & organized it will be easier to maintain.

Also I can't go home til they all test negative & have sanitized everything. Woo.

So there's my overall update. My life is dope.

[Been a long time since I've had to do this but don't reblog my shitshow. Don't steal it for your buzzfeed or bored panda bullshit. Both those sites need to die imo. ( ಠ ʖ̯ ಠ) ]

[secondcupforyou]

seventeen as texting habits (?) my friends and i have

disclaimer, this is purely for entertainment purposes and does not reflect who seventeen are as people.

warning! swearing

author’s note! this is literally just me being silly and means nothing, but i had fun. also!! another thing we do is use different hearts to react to messages, so i assigned them different hearts next to their name as i didn’t really know how else to incorporate that

seungcheol ❤️

spams at midnight when everyone else is asleep

note! this is either because of one person living in a completely separate time zone or because i dont sleep

gets “bullied” for texting too much

jeonghan 💘

turns embarrassing photos into stickers that are sent repeatedly

note! i swear like half of them are me and i dont know what that says about me

uses the goose emoji (typically when annoyed at something)

note! i dont know how it started but its never ending

note!🪿

joshua 🩵

completely forgets the group chat even exists, leaving them with well over 1k messages

note! please come home, we miss you

responds to a text that were sent at least an hour earlier even though the conversation topic changed completely

junhui 🤍

only comes in to rant about an obscure as fuck thing before dipping

low-key has a harem of people asking to kiss them

note! i know this isn’t really a habit, but this is like a good half of what we talk about??? somehow???

soonyoung 🧡

sends really short voice notes of just random noises

has had multiple (made up) affairs with the other people in the chat

note! it is both a spectacle and part of the harem thing

wonwoo 💜

rants about the books they’re reading

note! when these happen, we all sit around and give our opinions even though we have never read the book

always there, lurking

jihoon 🖤

info dumps about music that no one else listens to

note! sometimes its more thought out than normal

anime rants

note! only two of us actively watch anime and we have very wildly different tastes

seokmin 💛

texts in all caps half the time

note! we are all constantly screaming

changes the name of the group chat so much to the point where it has lore

note! in short summary: a bagel had an enemies to lovers arc with a baguette. there is much more to it tho

edit! i was just made aware that it was actually a pancake instead of a baguette but i swear there was a baguette that was a villain

mingyu ❤️‍🔥

constant talking about their celebrity crushes

gives up extensive updates on their working out goals/experiences

note! its gotten to the point where they are texting us while on a stationary bike?? i dont know what is happening on their end

minghao ❣️

calls everyone out on their bullshit

note! thank you <333 i think we would have lost our sanity completely without you

communicates via selfies

note! we have had full on conversations like this

seungkwan 💝

deletes their messages after getting embarrassed

note! it’s literally nothing bad lmao

sends voice notes of them doing karaoke

vernon 💚

does not know what is happening

note! neither do i tbh, save me

sends in a “song of the day”

note! no, we do not listen to each other’s “song of the day”

or at least i dont… oops

chan 💖

loses coherency after 7pm

communicates in polls where everyone else decides their life decisions

note! decisions have been made

mirajane’s rambles! did i post this to avoid my actual fic writing? yes. did i have fun with this? also yes. i will be trying to get my dino fic out soon though. hopefully. either way, i hope this makes sense?? some of these aren’t really habits but i dont really know what else to describe them as. it was also really hard to think of 26 total 😭😭

ooo and actually!! the heart thing i mentioned earlier is why i almost exclusively use the white heart emoji, so uhhh fun fact???

#secondcupforyou 🤍 #seventeen #svt #seventeen fluff #seventeen headcanons #seventeen drabbles #seventeen imagines #svt fluff #svt scenarios #svt imagines

[slash-recs]

Have some Starker fic recs

I went crazy these past ~2 months and read - *checks notes* - over 500 Tony Stark/Peter Parker fics. Here are some of my faves in ascending length order. Stars denote favourite favourites, if that's a thing. Check tags and warnings on ao3.

Edit: this was originally posted in March 2022 & has not been updated/edited with anything new/extra since then.

Length: under 10k

Irish Coffee by textbookchoices

1k+ Peter and his friends go to a house party.

just let me let you down by noctiphany

1k+ “I just think,” Tony starts, "that we should probably get the elephant out of the room before everyone starts buying tickets to the circus.”

Crash Into My Arms by the_me09

1k+ Tony should have known better than to startle Peter.

✭ What The Duck by Kater1n

1k+ Out of all the scenarios that Tony foresaw after publicly shutting down Stark Industries weapons manufacturing, being compared to a baby duck was not one of them.

Decorative by unsettled

2k+ Peter's heard the rumors. Come on, he's had the internet and a huge crush on Tony Stark, even before he actually got recruited by him. So yeah, he's maybe been a bit of a perv once or twice (or a few more times) and has heard that Tony has a penis piercing.

Bragging Rights by textbookchoices

2k+ Peter barely manages to put on the suit before he's swinging across Manhattan. He's not sure how it happened, but Morgan's school called him, practically desperate because they couldn't get a hold of any of his other emergency contacts--Pepper, Tony, Happy, Rhodey, then Peter. That's how it goes, that's the order, and it shouldn't even be able to get to Peter. Peter is a last resort.

red grof by textbookchoices

2k+ “It’s been a long time,” Peter says, finally, his voice hoarse.

The last long lap is the hardest by Anonymous

2k+ He knows what they’re doing is statutory rape, he knows the law, and he’s not stupid.

✭ Eight Minutes by thugcorpseinc

2k+ Peter Parker is just the average college student. The most interesting thing about him is the fact he had miraculously landed an internship with Stark Industries, even if they assured him he'd never actually meet Tony Stark.

written in scandal by Areiton

2k+ “Someone posted your sex tape, kid.” Peter laughs. “I don’t have a sex tape, Mr. Stark.”

Should old acquaintance be forgot by sublightsleeper

2k+ “I haven’t been able to, at all. Not since.” Peter gestures idly at himself, and Tony takes it to mean ‘since the spider bit me’. “I guess I’m just doomed to never be able to get off again.” When the kid laughs, it’s watery and tense. “Maybe you’re just not doing it right.”

A Constellation Engages by toucanpie

3k+ When the aliens say it's time to get married, sometimes you just have to get married and let the rest sort itself out.

Changing Outcomes by tuesday

3k+ "Don't fuck this up," Dr. Strange says. Peter forgot to concentrate. He's already fucking this up. He's in a casino somewhere. There's Mr. Stark, except he's younger. He's got his hair slicked back. He's throwing dice and surrounded by women. He looks kind of sleazy, actually. Peter feels a pang of such intense longing that he doesn't immediately move on. He stops and stares from across the room. He tells himself five more minutes.

this one's for the torn down; the experts at the fall by thiefless

3k+ "Hey, kid," Tony said, aiming for quiet nonchalance. "Mind telling me why you're standing on the edge of my five-star hotel?"

playful death threats by RedHorse

3k+ Peter dropped his head into his hands and moaned. “I can’t believe this. I can’t believe I knocked you up.”

The Scenic Route by lovetincture

3k+ Tony knows what's good for him, and it isn't this. Or, Tony isn't doing great after the events of Civil War. He does something about that.

a little bit scandalous by pleurer

3k+ “What do you think about dessert? I’m thinking the creme brulee, but—” “You could eat my ass,” says Peter. "After you've already come inside of it." Tony sets the menu down on the table with jarring force.

✭ come kiss me stupid, come kiss me sore by lovetincture

4k+ More pre-slashy. "I might have accidentally poisoned myself?" Peter says all in one rush and, okay, shit. Later, Tony would swear there was a sound like a record scratch in his head. Thoughts start piling up like a freeway accident, starting and truncating off into nothing, going Poison Control, now, and fuck, is he on drugs?

friendlyneighborhoodspiderman by thedevilchicken

4k+ Tony needs some distraction. When he finds Peter camming online, he's pretty sure that's not the distraction he meant...but he'll take it.

Me, You & A Tattoo by therogueheart

4k+ Peter gets Tony's name tattooed on his ass after a not-bet with MJ. Really, it was just a matter of time before Tony found out.

we're not there (yet) by thiefless

4k+ “I'm married,” Mr. Stark said, just once: harsh and firm and begging to be torn apart, ripped to shreds.

until you come around again by ambiguously

5k+ Peter goes back to say good-bye.

Worth the World by unsettled

5k+ Valentine’s Day is not Peter’s favorite holiday by a long shot. And it’s not just because he’s a little jealous of everyone else showing off gifts from their partners. But it’s still really nice that an unknown someone sent him a gift this year. Or two. Or— okay, this is getting out of hand

10 Ways to Woo Your Boo by bloodgutsandstarbucks

5k+ Keen to be seen as worthy of Tony's heart, Peter enlists the help of his friends and the internet in courting his former mentor.

Commencement by merle_p

5k+ And Peter knows that voice. Recognizes it from the voicemail message on his phone that he listens to far, far more often than he ever wants to admit, recognizes it from recordings of public interviews and ridiculous old aftershave commercials he keeps streaming on YouTube during gloomy sleepless nights, recognizes it from his nightmares, from his daydreams, except – except that’s not possible, because, well.

The Right Season by chelicerata

5k+ Tony likes the beach. He likes it just fine. Of course, normally his beach experience involves drinking cocktails in a deck chair while some half-naked pretty young thing cuddles up to him and asks for a sunscreen reapplication.

boy of your dreams, you know what i mean by intoxicatelou

6k+ When Tony decides to take a night for himself with a glass of scotch and a plethora of gay porn spread out all over his holo screens, he doesn’t expect to find an almost artful picture of his protégé’s cock.

Don't Stand (So Close to Me) by phqyd_roar

6k+ Mr Stark has always been a tactile person. Peter likes that Mr Stark always puts an arm around his shoulder or a hand on his back when they walk together. The contact is nice. Peter doesn’t think too much when he leans into these touches and smiles at his mentor.In fact, Peter thinks nothing at all about it until one day he suddenly realizes that Mr Stark has his hand low on Peter’s waist and they’re so close that Peter is pressed against Mr Stark shoulder to hip, as they both lean over the hologram display in Mr Stark’s lab.

✭ 7:56 by Anonymous (A. Non. Collection)

6k+ “You didn’t literally mess with the fabric of time just so we could have a threesome with yourself for my birthday oh my god that’s exactly what you did. You’re insane.”

the sweetest taste i've known by Miyai

7k+ Honestly, Tony should have seen this whole thing coming a long time ago. Hindsight’s a goddamn bitch.

✭ Another Life by InColor

7k+ Tony comes back to a world where everyone's moved on without him. Peter helps.

losing by degrees by Areiton

7k+ “Where is he?” Tony demands again, shriller this time.

save the date by pleurer

7k+ Peter and Tony’s romantic getaway keeps getting thwarted by bad guys. Neither of them are having it, especially not Tony.

✭ attached by pleurer

7k+ Tony gets it, he really does. As far as rebounds go, sleeping with your childhood hero isn't half bad. And if what Peter wants is this— just sex, with no strings attached— then Tony will give him this.

✭ Landslide by spqr

7k+ Peter jumps into the quantum realm with his heart in his throat. He steps out in 2018, on the edge of a lake he still has nightmares about. A hundred yards away over the water, the lights in the lakehouse are on.

whatever you're thinking about by Anonymous

7k+ “Are you suggesting that we need to plan for some kind of sex pollen bullshit, Romanov? I’m sorry, is this science fiction?”

✭ Geometry by chelicerata

7k+ Tony doesn’t realize anything is wrong, at first.

Fuck Me Yourself, Coward by therogueheart

7k+ "Go fuck yourself." "Fuck me yourself, coward."

Wash Off the Dust by orphan_account (thekeyandquill)

8k+ Peter has no desire to return to Venice after his last time there. It's the place he first met Quentin Beck, the beginning of a shit show he doesn't want to remember. But when Tony proposes an impromptu trip, he finds it hard to say no. Once there, the streets are filled with memories, and Peter finds it more and more difficult to keep the secrets he's been hiding from his mentor.

✭ seen the hunger in my eyes from space by LearnedFoot

9k+ It starts with a kiss out of nowhere. Or: Peter gets everything he ever wanted, but some things are too perfect.

pondus, pondera by spqr

9k+ Peter sells his virginity for $5,000 when he’s fifteen.

Pete's Eats by bloodgutsandstarbucks

9k+ Peter having a YouTube channel where he just drinks wine and teaches people how to cook things if they live in a mediocre apartment. While cooking and drinking he just talks about stuff like memes and school and, most importantly, his undying thirst for Tony Stark.

Length: 10k-30k

Sweet For Me, My Honeybee by garbagesinboy

10k+ Peter's got a sweet tooth, and Tony's got a problem. In which Peter Parker consumes way more sugar than the average human ever should, and Tony Stark suffers many many boners

✭ Still Right Here by LearnedFoot

11k+ “It’s like The Hunger Games,” Peter concludes, plopping to the ground, cross-legged. “But with aliens.” “Kid, do I look like a person who read The Hunger Games?” Or: Tony’s resurrected, but there’s a catch.

Gift of Choice by tuesday

11k+ Tony Stark had a thing about giving Peter stuff.

✭ It Should Be Better by Mireille

12k+ Tony can resist anything except temptation.

Internal by Anonymous (Anon on way to church)

12k+ Whatever the opposite of favoritism is, that’s how Mr Stark treats him.

Seiche by unsettled

13k+ “Hey,” Tony says after a bit, “Peter, we should really talk about this. I mean, I can’t believe I’m saying that because when have I ever wanted to talk about things but eventually you’re going to come out of this and— shit, I have no idea what you’re going to do, kid.”

✭ Obvious by LearnedFoot

13k+ When Peter wakes up, several things become very clear all at once: he’s underground somewhere unpleasant, something is messing with his powers, and his entire body hurts. A lot.

Intertwined by RedLink

13k+ Peter has been secretly in love with Tony for years, it's one of the few constants in his life, actually. He has it under control though, honestly, and it's pretty harmless really. Or that's what Peter thinks, until he coughs up his first petal.

✭ For the Cameras by LearnedFoot (at this point, just go read all their fic)

13k+ The mission is going well until Peter kisses Mr. Stark. Or: In which Peter is very bad at being undercover, but maybe that’s okay in the end.

Take It Slow by tuesday

13k+ There were a ton of reasons dating Peter was a bad idea. Tony loved bad ideas. He was going to do it anyway. In which Tony thinks they're dating, and then they're dating undercover.

Simple Miscalculations by Sapphic_Futurist

13k+ In which Peter makes a simple mathematical error with unexpected but gratuitous results.

You Bury Me by resurrectedhippo

13k+ “You bury me this time.” May you bury me. May I die before you. Because I love you too much to see you go.

✭ When you say CBT... by feyrelay

13k+ Peter and Tony deal with aging, separately and together. Peter's therapist suggests cognitive behavioral therapy, also sometimes abbreviated as CBT. Kink-related misunderstanding ensues.

the world's a little blurry or maybe it's my eyes by Anonymous

13k+ Four and a half years after he died, Tony Stark is resurrected. He's definitely not stupid enough to think that everything will be exactly the same as he remembers it, but if there's one thing he can count on, it's the fact that Peter Parker will be deliriously happy to see him. Right? Wrong, apparently. Very wrong.

✭ Archetype by Anonymous (A. Non. collection)

14k+ Endgame AU where Tony's a little bit more of a mess after he gets back from Titan, and deals with it in (somewhat predictably) terrible ways.

The Truth Is (An Act of Love) by Mireille

15k+ AIM injects Tony with truth serum. Which is utter crap, of course, truth serum only happens in the movies. Except that he's spilling out a lot of things that he intended to keep secret forever, and to the worst possible person.

✭ Both Ways by LearnedFoot

15k+ As far as Peter knows, he escaped Titan with barely a scratch, and Thanos was defeated before they even got home. But for some reason, Mr. Stark is being very weird about the whole thing…

✭ here is my hand, my heart by belatrix

16k+ Mostly, Tony had tried not to look. He still does. Try, that is. It’s just― it’s getting a little bit harder every day.

Pattern Recognition by Anonymous (A. Non. collection)

16k+ They both know Peter’s unplanned, unannounced visit isn’t so much of a social call as it is a SHIELD directive. Gotta keep an eye on Tony. He quit the team and fucked off to nowhere, Alaska. We’re worried about him. Tony snorts, trying to imagine how that conversation went down. If Peter had accepted it with the same solemn gravity he did when he listened to other mission briefings; if Fury had even bothered to pretend this was official, legitimate Avengers business.

No Hard Feelings by orphan_account (thekeyandquill)

16k+ Nearly a decade after Tony Stark saved the universe with a snap of the Infinity Gauntlet, Peter Parker thinks he's made peace with the loss, and put the past behind him. And then Mr. Stark shows up in his kitchen one night, and it becomes clear that isn't true. What is he supposed to do when his old mentor keeps showing up to interrupt his new life?

✭ Closer to a Prayer by LearnedFoot

17k+ In which Peter's powers turn against him, Mr. Stark is back and suddenly acting kind of weird (and by weird he means flirtatious), and it’s all a lot to handle at once.

Secret Santa, Baby by orphan_account

17k+ Tony never intended to become Peter's Secret Santa. He just sort of stumbles into it. But now that he is, he's going to take advantage of it. Tony's got one week to spoil the kid, one week until Christmas. He just has to make sure that his secret stays secret.

Even When it's Raining, All You Ever Do is Shine by slothy_girl

18k+ “If you’re any more obvious, Tony, the press will have front page features by tomorrow morning,” Pepper murmurs covertly from behind the rim of her champagne glass. Or, 5 times someone knew how much they mean to each other, and 1 time they knew for themselves.

✭ adult supervision by doveslayer 19k+ Unfinished WIP. Peter Parker should not keep drunk-dialing Tony Stark after midnight. But more pressingly, Tony Stark should not keep answering.

✭ Breaking Point by LearnedFoot

20k+ Because of magic and its complete lack of sense, Tony currently has a splitting migraine that makes it hard to think, a body that aches in places he didn’t know could ache, and—oh yeah—according to Strange, none of that is going away until he gets married to someone.Super, magically, unbreakably married.

✭ Smoke Signals by resurrectedhippo

24k+ It’s an accomplishment for Peter to recreate the scene, constructing life from a set of screws and bolts. But Peter’s always wanted the real thing because plastic hearts are still plastic. He can pretend it's real though. That's the thing with hubris. If you have technology as your armor, you can play god.

Plus One by bloodgutsandstarbucks

24k+ It's tough work being Peter Parker. Particularly when you're a broke, masked vigilante and you're dating a world-renowned billionaire.

In Defiance of the Stars by OchibaKonpeki

28k+ Peter has accidentally activated a curse. Unfortunately for everyone involved, no one can leave until the terms of the curse are fulfilled.

Length: all the biggies 30k+

✭ From Thy Bounty by feyrelay, natureboy (natureboi)

30k+ Tony’s eyes are always dark, but now there's almost no iris left. He looks hollowed out. There’s something terribly hungry there, despite the feast they've filled themselves on.

✭ The Leash by downjune

30k+ Peter didn’t know if they talked to anyone else who carried them, but when he had the Infinity Gauntlet tucked under his arm, he could swear the stones were trying to… commune with him. They wanted something from him. Wanted to be used. He wanted to be rid of them. Until he found Tony Stark leaned against some torn up tree roots and rock. He found Tony dying. At that point, Peter was ready to bargain.

Piece by Piece by Atanih88

30k+ Three years after the end of the Infinity War, the world prepares to celebrate its third anniversary of freedom. The world doesn't realize that the heroes who fought for them are a little broken. But hey, maybe broken together, is better than broken and apart.

✭ Covet by Anonymous (Anon on way to church)

30k+ Peter has a new boyfriend. Tony starts drinking again, for unrelated reasons.

a game of telephone by vx2

30k+ Mr. Stark died. But then he came back to life. Mr. Stark had brought back the whole universe. And apparently, because the stones suddenly believed in fairness, they had brought Mr. Stark back too. Peter could understand. He could understand a little too well. If the stones had touched Tony, it made sense how they wouldn’t want to let him go.

✭ Better Than by unsettled

40k+ Maybe there isn't really a fixed point where it starts, where any of it starts, nothing Tony can point to and say, there, there is where I made my mistake, there is where I could have stopped this, there is where I can stop it from happening again. Maybe it shouldn’t have been something Tony tried to stop. (or: the one where Tony is going to be responsible for once, okay? He is!)

✭ Wound Up by jingle_jangle

40k+ Peter and Mr. Stark are struggling to repair a ship and get back to Earth after everyone else on Titan turns to dust. And when an accident doses Mr. Stark with sex pollen, their friendship is pushed to its limits.

✭ Velvet Elvis by orphan_account (thekeyandquill)

45k+ Peter just wants Tony to feel comfortable in Peter's new home. That's it. He totally has no ulterior motives whatsoever. Nope.

✭ Expense by Anonymous (Anon on way to church)

45k+ WIP. Peter blinks for several silent, panting seconds, then finally closes his mouth. He seems upset. “You don’t want to have sex with me?” “I don’t pay for sex. And no offense, but you’re like twelve.” “I’m eighteen.” “Whatever.” Tony didn’t actually forget his age, but that’s how this arrangement will work best.

✭ Stipulations by Anonymous (Anon on way to church)

70k+ Peter Parker’s longterm dream recently went from ‘get into MIT’ to ‘afford going to MIT’. As the time approaches, it’s dawning on him that he won’t be able to pay his tuition and afford the move to Cambridge all at once: he’s out of money, his secrets are beginning to pile up, and desperation has started creeping in... And then one night, he saves Tony Stark’s life.

✭ Set Theory by Anonymous (A. Non. collection)

70k+ WIP. Let's say Tony deals with losing Peter on Titan in his own terribly predictable and predictably terrible way: by creating a replacement Peter. But then Endgame happens - Tony survives, and OG Peter comes back.

The Way It Goes by deltorafray

70k+ A version of the story if Peter was a more emotionally mature, slightly more confident 17-year old, and Tony is a bit more open with him when they first met. A story of how the connection they forged since the beginning is enough to change the subsequent events for them and for everything else. A story of how love can affect the way it goes in profound, life-altering ways.

✭ Practical Results by Anonymous (A. Non. collection)

80k+ Let's say that after the uprising on Sakaar, the Grandmaster manages to cling to power by offering people an even better form of entertainment than the Contest of Champions: Porn. He offers them porn.

✭ Revelations by Anonymous (Anon on way to church)

125k+ Bury me with this fic. “Peter, don’t you want people to know you for who you are?” An AU where they get the Gauntlet off of Thanos that first time, on Titan.

Raising Hybrid Puppies by JayEz

150k+ When Tony saunters into the coffee shop, he never expected to meet Peter Parker, the incredibly hot barista with a brilliant mind and a passion for engineering only rivaled by Tony’s own. Tony always gets what he wants – which is pushing Peter up against the counter and making sure he forgets his own name. But he can’t. Because Peter’s sixteen.

I tried really hard to rec a wider set of authors here and encourage you all to check out their backlists. Hope you find new favourites - and make sure to drop the authors a comment.

#starker #starker fic recs #fic recs #rec list #avengers

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Panville Recs

@scullymurphy asked me to name stories that brought me aboard a new ship! I have several to make lots of recommendations for, and the first one is Pansy and Neville.

My Panville love began with... A Dress with Pockets, by @pacific-rimbaud (E, 25k). I read this as a work in progress and fell in love with Pansy, Neville, and PR's style. Pansy Parkinson needed a drink. And a shag. She didn't care in which order. Enter: Neville fucking Longbottom and his rolled up sleeves.

If you love these two, here are many more enjoyable adventures of Pansy and Neville:

Doomed by @ambpersand. E, 1k. There was a reason she had chosen Longbottom. A reason she had slipped into the marriage council offices at the Ministry under the guise of updating her own paperwork, and slipped both of their files into the “matched” bin. Together.

Wine and Ice Cream by @indreamsink. M, 1.7k. After several glasses of impeccable wine, Pansy slips away from Draco's engagement dinner and into the wine cellar, where she stumbles across the magical grape-grower himself: Neville Longbottom. Only he's nothing like she remembers.

Deprivation by @dreamsofdramione and @inadaze22. E, 2k. Pansy gets a very special birthday present.

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by @artofcrumbs and @tumblintofu. E, 2k. Pansy has a sex dream. Neville makes it come true.

Unconventional Courting Methods by @graceful-lioness. M, 2.1k. Sick of being shot down, Neville gives up on asking for anything more from his casual, no-strings-attached partner, Pansy. So when she decides she wants more than that, he thinks it's only fair that she should court him properly.

Young Volcanoes by dreamsofdramione. E, 2.3k. Instead of studying the subject of marriage, as her parents had so ardently wished, Pansy had taken a keen interest in something else entirely.

By My Side Tonight by @anniebibananie. T, 2.3k. Pansy Parkinson doesn’t date nice boys. Neville Longbottom was without question a nice boy.

How to Make Pavlova by zorak23. T, 2.4k. When Neville is summoned to be married, he recognises the girl in the chair. Upon bringing her home, though, he realises she is no longer the Pansy Parkinson he once knew. Maybe all it takes to get her out of her shell is a little pavlova, some understanding, and an outspoken Master Gardener.

The Set Up by @catmintandthyme and dreamsofdramione. E, 3k. If the mere thought of him wasn’t so bloody distracting, she wouldn’t have changed three times, and she would have had time to read between the lines of Granger’s rushed apology about not being able to make it. No matter. Pansy purses her lips and lets her eyes drag over every inch of Neville until she catches his gaze. She crosses her arms and taps her finger once, twice against the bend of her elbow. What ever shall they do?

A Little Less Conversation by artofcrumbs and inadaze22. E, 3.2k. Pansy was just a fleeting thought over the years, called forth whenever he saw her. But in the nine months since things ended with Hannah, who wanted to explore her options, he's been thinking more and more about doing the same.

Noted by atlantieislander. E, 3.2k. In which Pansy runs into Neville and it goes very well for both of them.

Ten Year by @ravenpufflove. G, 3.3k. Reunions are full of surprises.

Falling Into Place by @mrsren. M, 3.5k. Following the war, he knows the world is still shite. He accepts that. Only Neville doesn't expect the unrealistic friendship he finds in Pansy Parkinson. He doesn't really expect anything that happens after either.

One Day / The Day by @icepower55. NR, 3.8k. Despite his sense of humor, he hates cliches. He promised never to make her one.

safe hands / gentle touch by viridianatnight. T, 3.8k. Theodore Nott was handed to her when she was nine years old. Betrothed. The date had been set for their marriage since before she was born.

Neville is different. He is his own obstacle, a new challenge. One with great, soft hands and chocolate eyes that don’t frighten her.

Toothpaste Kisses by @meriyart and spicytofuuuu. E, 4.4k. Everyone says bad things come in threes. If two unfortunate occurrences already happened—for example: having to travel to bumfuck nowhere with a colleague she has a crush on (a colleague who, to add insult to injury, barely acknowledges her presence) and then having to share the room with said colleague—a third one is likely to take place. Pansy doesn’t give weight to the nature of those ridiculous notions until they enter their room only to find the third bad thing. There's only one bed.

Baby, It's You by Nora_Wolfe. E, 4.5k. Pansy Parkinson is happy with her life. She has a job, a few friends, and is fine with being single. Really. Even with the feelings she has for Neville Longbottom, who is definitely not single.

That’s The Last Time You Leave Me by @ladykenz347. M, 4.7k. After two years away, Neville returns to England and to the witch he can never seem to forget.

My Chest Explodes in You by @meditationswrites. E, 4.9k. Pansy and Neville, back for the 8th year at Hogwarts, share a bathroom. Pansy's favorite hobby has become walking in on Neville while he's showering

Stroke of Luck by @malpal132. E, 5.4k. “Ouch.” He yelps involuntarily when the sharp bristles of her brush stab into the raw flesh of his cut. “Sorry,” she murmurs, smiling slightly. “Usually my clients don’t feel a thing.”

Stay by camiiie4 and inadaze22. E, 5.5k. The first time Pansy's past reared its floppy head was half a world away in her favourite Manhattan coffee shop.

Never Too Late To Bloom by maeshowers. E, 5.5k. Pansy Parkinson has a Pavlovian response to men in suspenders. Scratch that. Pansy Parkinson has a Pavlovian response to Neville Longbottom in suspenders.

Prove Me Wrong by @ada-lovelaced and @whimsymanaged. E, 5.7k. Pansy hates men. Unfortunately, she needs a date to a party. It turns out that there’s only one man for the job.

Daphne by Catmint and Thyme and dreamsofdramione. E, 5.7k. "I might have told him I was bringing someone on Saturday, and since you’ve saddled me with this stupid dying thing, it’s only fair that you should make it up to me.” The logic in Pansy's argument is all but nonexistent, yet Neville finds himself agreeing anyway.

A Different Kind of Curse by ambpersand. E, 6.1k. Pansy Parkinson, for all intents and purposes, was a lady. A pureblood witch, raised by women with the highest and finest standards in all of Britain. Trained from birth, she was everything that was expected of her—she was poised, she was polished, and more importantly, she was proper. Except for one nasty little habit.

The Relative Utility of Apricot Trees by @misdemeanor1331. E, 5.8k. Pansy Parkinson is less interested in her new apricot trees than the man who’s going to plant them. Neville Longbottom is far from her usual type, which is part of the allure. And part of the problem. Pansy has met expectations her entire life. Is dating a horticulturalist worth breaking that streak?

If the Fates Allow by spicytofuuuu. E, 6k. One train. Two strangers. A lot of snow.

On the journey to Draco and Hermione’s wedding, Pansy finds herself in the company of a charming stranger. Words are exchanged, games played, hearts ensnared. Too bad she’ll never see him again.

(or: Pansy rides the train and also rides on the train.)

Best Laid Plans by ambpersand. E, 6.3k. Pansy had it all planned out. She was tired of waiting, and it was time she did something about the annoying little crush she'd developed on Neville Longbottom. It was a foolproof plan, and it all hinged on his birthday dessert--the cake she would bake for him, and her best set of lingerie. The only problem? She didn't quite know how to bake.

Like You Say You Do by ambpersand. E, 7.4k. “Tell me, Neville… ” Pansy leaned over the table, her cleavage pressing against the low neckline of her dress. Her finger was tracing maddeningly slow circles around the top of her glass, and she paused long enough to pull the cherry from her drink. “Have you ever been dominated in bed?”

Common Things by @ravenslightwrites. E, 8.1k. Neville Longbottom escapes to Yorkshire after the war to find a peaceful respite in the countryside. However, he wasn't expecting to reconnect with someone from his past.

Interview with a Lumberjack by @millennialgrandma. E, 8.4k. She’d known from the moment Daphne’s name flashed across her screen that this wouldn’t be an ordinary shoot–no job for Daphne ever was. And despite how it appeared at first glance, this was no ordinary celebrity home. Superior craftsmanship was evident in every exposed beam and light-drenched corner. And the craftsman was none other than today’s subject.

Neville Longbottom had built his home in the mountains.

With his own hands.

Armed with this knowledge, Pansy couldn’t help but feel it was the most intimate shoot she had ever been on.

**OR

Pansy is sent to interview sexy model-turned-lumberjack Neville and has to stay the night.

Not Falling Apart by spicytofuuuu. E, 8.7k. If Pansy was sure that he was a total stranger, she wouldn’t even have to think twice before throwing herself at him. It’s just that the more she looks at him—and she looks—the more familiar he becomes. There’s a familiar twinkle in his downturned eyes. And there’s a secret smile playing across his lips, growing wide as he catches on to her lack of recognition. “You don’t remember me, do you?”

Picked and Planted by @mightbewriting. M, 9.6k. “Pansy, we aren’t getting married.”

Pansy Mode by @izzowrites. E, 10.7k. Despite being the most sought-after bridal couturier in Wizarding Britain, Pansy has never enjoyed having to bear witness to weddings and professions of eternal love. Perhaps it was because she was forty years old and single. Perhaps it was why she was forty years old and single. But today, perhaps she was a glutton for punishment. After all, she’d slept with her partner groomsman just days before their best friends' wedding.

Pansies On My Skin by @melanoradrood. E, 12.9k. Pansy owns a Tattoo Parlour. Neville owns the Flower Shop next door.

Potions Potluck by @smokybaltic is fantastic but it's Nevmione, not Panville! Sorting fail by me. 🤡 It will show up in the right place on another list coming soon.

Sowing Seeds by melanoradrood. E, 14.4k. Pansy and Neville answer a kink questionnaire. Things happen. And then more things. And then, you know... more things.

Bright Objects by pacificrimbaud. E, 17.6k. Rare Pair Summer Camp! Her hands steal under the hem of his shirt to sweep her fingers, with bare and hesitant contact, over the small of his back. His skin is sticky and gritty with the salt of his drying sweat. It’s gross and intimate and she likes it immensely.

Love in the Time of Quarantine by melanoradrood. E, 19k. A case study on what happens when a bratty sub spends eighteen months in quarantine and gets so desperate she will have sex with the shy boy from boarding school that promises her orgasms. aka muggle panville tinder au during the great panini

Devil’s Snare All The Way Down by malpal132. E, 43k. “You and Nev did Herbology together, right?” Hannah prompts with a smile, glancing between the two of them. It’s second nature to downplay and deny it after all those years of trying to keep her interest in it under wraps. But just now, the solid warmth of Neville’s thigh presses against hers and she feels the shift beneath her ribs, like latches clicking into place and giving space for her lungs to expand normally for once.

Kiss, With Tongue by @sportivetricks. E, 59k. (Additional pairings of Dramione and Lavender/Blaise). Frustrated with the male propensity to 'shag and run,' the girls engage in a contest to see who can go the farthest by Valentine's Day without going all the way. But perhaps they should have chosen their partners more carefully…

Some side pairing Panville:

Lessons in Darkened Rooms by @raven-m-3 (E, 2.6k, main pairing Dramione)

The Scheme of Things by @fractured-fiction (E, 9.5k, main pairing Dramione)

Stag by In_Dreams (M, 16.5k, main pairing Dramione/side of NottPott, fake dating/weekend trip)

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Cambridge Blue by @charlipetidei (E, 18.6k, main pairing Dramione, muggle College AU)

Watch the Castles Burn by @moonflower-rose (E, 21.3k, main pairing Drarry, excellent gryffindor-slytherin friendship ensemble)

Last Drabble Writer Standing Panville drabble collection

I hope you find some new Panville to love! If you’re finding this as a reblog, feel free to check my Master List of Recommendations (pinned) for updates and other rec lists.

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[woozingie]

signed, sealed, delivered

pairing: woozi x reader (gender neutral) genre: early relationship fluff word count: 1k  tw: three catastrophic death scenarios coming out of a panicked mind! notes: there aren’t enough humans on earth to write the amount of wooz i need as part of my recommended daily intake. so instead of working on stuff i urgently need to get done, i wrote this on my notes app. might as well share it!

the screen barely had time to turn to black, jihoon's finger tapping impatiently before the phone went to sleep. delivered. was this a joke? three hours after his casual "how was your day? :)" and at this point he could scratch that and ask how your evening was going. what were you up to? you would've told him if you had special plans, and he struggled to come up with any realistic reason why you would take so long to reply. unless... 

unless he'd said the wrong thing. or seemed too indifferent- his friends often scolded him after seeing you two together, pushing him to touch you, compliment you, kiss you more than he felt comfortable. he had never sensed dissatisfaction from you on that front, but right now he did not trust his instincts at all. your relationship had only recently evolved to the point where he naturally reached for his phone throughout the day, updating you on recording, rehearsing, working out, resting- and spontaneously curious about your comings and goings, too. it was all new to him; the rush of adrenaline when his phone went "ping!", the flood of serotonin as your name lit up his phone screen. it had been a slow buildup, respectful of each other's boundaries and personality. soonyoung had questioned your existence for a few weeks at first. "who has the time to get to the soft part of you in this economy?!" the dancer had asked. "someone worth showing the soft part," jihoon had mumbled. he understood his friends' astonishment; hell, he was the one pinching himself day and night, in disbelief at the thought that someone like you was probably lying in bed too, eyes heavy with well-earned sleep, thinking about him of all people, excited to share another day, even from the other side of the city. 

and yet somehow, you seemed busier than the artist, the man known to disappear until the job was done. was it karma, giving him a taste of his own medicine? one thing was for sure: he would never hold your disappearances against you, understanding all too well the absorbing quality of the work you were passionate about, to the point where you had long given up on using days of the week to plan out your dates, too sure one of you—if not both!—would think sunday was tuesday, and thursday was monday. so if he had no right (and no desire) to be upset about your negligence, he could only complain about the black hole of self-doubt engulfing him every time he found himself staring at the "delivered" status under his latest message. 

overtaken by the need for reassurance, he called. 

and it rang. 

and rang. 

and sent him to voicemail. 

a potential breakup no longer disturbed him so much as the probability that you were dead: slipped on a banana peel, cracked your skull open! tried to text him back in the shower, electrocuted yourself! kidnapped by gangsters looking for body parts to cut off and trade for diamonds! 

jihoon began to pace around his studio, sending his chair spinning as he abruptly stood up. he should just go back to work and trust his notification ringtone to alert him of your re-emergence. through the window, cars illuminated the city, turning the streets into streams of yellow light. fuck it. he'd stare out the window until the light at the crossroad down the street turned green, and he would call again. 

when did he start making up games to stay away from his phone? 

the cars started at the green light and jihoon almost jumped over to his desk to pick up his phone. checking your conversation one last time for a trace of activity, he tapped on your name (complete with sunshine emoji) and went over his "casual guy just calling no i'm not being impatient at all" spiel. his thumb was hovering over the call button when a soft knock turned his attention to the door. crossing the studio in long strides, phone still in hand, jihoon opened the door expecting a nosy best friend or enquiring producer to appear before him. 

"hey," you greeted him the second your eyes met his. "i saw your text, i—ok this is so stupid but i just... i'm getting sick of texting, can i just tell you about my day in here? but you're actually working, this was such a dumb idea, look i'll just go- so stupid! sorry jihoon, i'll just-"

chest tight with affection, jihoon opened the door wider and stepped to the side, lifting up his phone in your direction. "i was about to call," he admitted awkwardly. "couldn't work, waiting to hear from you... i guess it means we're both idiots, right?"

you sighed, embarrassed and amused at your awkward dance around each other's limits. you let yourself in, taking in the interior of a legendary place you had only seen the front door of. your bag found its way on the small couch as your eyes examined the dimly lit ceiling imitating the starry sky. 

"oh, so you live like this? mind accommodating a coworker?" 

jihoon's eyes were trained on you from the entrance, back against the closed door, marveling at the sight of you in his space. his life. his privacy. "you could never even make half the rent," he deadpanned. his smile stretched uncontrollably at the sound of your laugh, a bright "ha!" alleviating any remaining awkwardness between you two as you took that next step into your relationship together. you took off your shoes and lounged comfortably onto the couch, offering your host a warm and weary smile. 

your boyfriend finally joined you on the couch, lifting your legs to rest them on his lap. his hands settled your shins hesitantly until you stretched and moaned in relaxation, mumbling something like "so nice in here," before asking about his day. as he traced circles onto your clothed legs, jihoon's phone vibrated, forgotten on his desk, unable to disturb the man who had slowly come to give you the attention he only dedicated very few things in life. 

#woozingie stuff #woozi x reader #seventeen imagines #woozi fluff #woozi imagines #woozi scenarios

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Hi! my name is emily, I'm 23 she/they

Capricorn, bisexual, non-binary, autistic, and I have fibromyalgia ✌🏻 overall just a fun time y'know.

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i love: supernatural, star trek, marvel movies, criminal minds, this is us and grey's anatomy !!

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Spencer Reid x Reader fics

Hypothetically**~ Ao3 | Tumblr -- 27 chapters, complete. 89k

reader and Spencer were friends in kindergarten, she watched him grow up and explore the world while she was still trying to catch up to him. now that they work together, they fall in love incredibly fast.

friends to lovers, case of the week style story

touch me**~ Ao3 | Tumblr 5.8k

Spencer is incredibly touch-starved and hard on himself since coming home from prison. Luckily, the medical examiner in this small town is really good at reading people, and exactly what he needs.

amethyst you so much P1 Ao3 | Tumblr 6.4k

Spencer has had a crush on Y/N since she started working at the bau. She only ever works the night shift after a case, handling all the aftermath gracefully. one night, Spencer stays back and they strike up a conversation about rocks, causing their feelings to dig a little deeper.

of quartz i will P2** Ao3 | Tumblr 6K

after 2 years of dating, Spencer decides it's finally time to get Y/N something to match her Amethyst bracelet.

Amoreena**~ Ao3 | Tumblr Completed 83k

Heaven is a real place and it's located exactly 14.6 miles away from the FBI, Quantico Headquarters. Off behind a small park, under a fantastical willow tree surrounded by wildflowers, in every colour young minds can imagine.

Don't forget, heaven also comes with angels.

Seven* Tumblr WIP

Summary: Spencer’s been married to Y/N for 7 years now, they have 7 children together and each one is going through something different. Spencer’s always wanted to be the best dad, now he gets to figure out how to be.

the guy at the rock show Ao3 | Tumblr 5.6K

Y/N lost their parents when they were 17, finding a new home and solace in Penelope Garcia and taking the Garcia name. They're the top forensic specialist in D.C, in a band and they drive a motorcycle... not to mention they are madly in love with the cute doctor who works with their sister.

journey to Camelot** Ao3 | Tumblr 3.8K

When Penelope introduces Spencer to online games, he expects to be spending his nights alone. Yet, somehow every time he comes back from a bad case, he logs on to chat with the ever so lovely user FairlyGwen and getting a lot more than just a helpful tip from her.

Exploration** Ao3 | Tumblr 4.7K

request: season1/2 spencer walking in on reader while she's watching porn in their shared hotel room

Expedition** Tumblr 1.2K

Summary: there's a first time for everything... including joining the mile high club with your boyfriend on the work jet.

10 Days Ao3 | Tumblr 1.4K

it's spencer's first father's day and he's extremely emotional about the little love of his life that he's only just met. he spends the day with his baby, Edwin, and his wife, crying and happy about how wonderful new little lives are.

ain't it fun?** Ao3 | Tumblr Masterlist 11K

reader just needs an NA meeting before they have a meltdown, they end up with the best friend they could ever make.

I'm not kidding!** Tumblr 6K

Spencer keeps getting little notes from a secret admirer, they're nice and sweet at first as they tease him with their crush until she's sending him notes about all the dirty things she wants to do to him

Perfect Timing** Tumblr 1K

spencer and reader have been spending the last month together in the same hotel room during a pretty brutal case. tension has been rising and she's completely in love with him.

what happens when they both think the other won't be back for a while and they want to shower?

Redamancy** Tumblr 5.4K

the co-op librarian at the FBI Academy has been secretly crushing on the smartest agent in the Bureau, TA, Doctor Spencer Reid, and he's been crushing on her too.

Being Neighbourly** Tumblr 1.9K

Request: reader is Spencers neighbour and she can hear him masturbating every night that he's home how do you have her deal with that?

Professional Hair Dresser (Ph.D)** Tumblr 6.4K

summary: after Spencer's knee injury, he starts visiting a salon every week to get his hair washed

36 Questions to Fall in Love Tumblr 8K

Summary: When Derek bets Spencer that he cant make someone fall in love with him in a week, he doesn’t expect Spencer to marry the girl the next day

New Romantics** Tumblr 23k

Summary: She needs help studying for her Case Exercises at the Academy, He needs a date for the annual Banquet... they just so happen to be neighbours who aren't afraid to lend a helping hand, or in this case, a helping kiss.

Million Dollar Man** | Tumblr WIP 5k so far

summary: Spencer's therapist recommended he branch out and meet new people who don't want to talk about his work... she didn't expect him to sign up for a Sugar Daddy website.

Sugar, Honey, Ice Tea** | Y/N version | 1-4, 5-9, Epilogue 25.6k

Summary: Fix-it-fic: Dr. Y/L/N and Savannah Hayes have been best friends since their medical internship at Bethesda General. When she receives a frantic call that Derek's best friend is being transferred to the prison she works at, an unlikely friendship bubbles.

Eventually falling head over heels for the innocent man.

Warnings: Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Prison, Prison Violence, Assault, Blood, Depression, Murder, Self-Hatred, Hurt Spencer Reid, Canon-Typical Violence, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Drug Addiction, References to Drugs, Drug Use, Idiots in Love, Mutual Pining, Romantic Tension, Forbidden Love, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Strangers to Lovers, Requited Love, Falling In Love, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn, Eventual Smut, past abusive relationship, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault

Spencer x Ethan

Ruin it.** Tumblr 5.4K

Summary: Spencer never had sleepovers as a kid, so now that he's an adult he's always sleeping over at Ethan's house, ad he'll take any excuse to crawl into bed beside him.

Warnings: mutual pining, love concessions, blowjobs, handjobs, anal sex (both top and bottom spencer in this), childhood friends to lovers

400 Celebration fics

Reid Me Tumblr 2.5K

Spencer has noticed a beautiful woman at a spirituality booth at the farmers market every Saturday for almost a whole year now. he finally asks her to give him a reading.

mystery of love Tumblr 700

Spencer surprises his wife with a trip to Italy.

Spy Kids Tumblr 900

Spencer and Y/N's kids think that they are secretly spies and request a mission story before bed.

a father's greatest weakness Tumblr 1K

Princess Y/N is betrothed to the Viking king in an effort by her father to keep the peace between their countries, he doesn't expect her to join in the fight to free Scottland.

Luke x Reader

Best Dad Ever 2.8K

Request: angst with a happy ending, reader and luke have been divorced for a few years but have a child, she tries and tries to fall out of love with him but he's around so often that she can't

Spencer x OC

Sugar Honey Ice Tea** Ao3 | WIP 9/10 chapters complete 25.6K

Fix-it-fic: Dr. Beth Pattinson and Savannah Hayes have been best friends since their medical internship at Bethesda General. When she receives a frantic call that Derek's best friend is being transferred to the prison she works at, an unlikely friendship bubbles.

Eventually falling head over heels for the innocent man.

Intro to Criminal Minds: Why They Did It Ao3 | Tumblr WIP 6K+

Spencer is teaching a 7-week seminar on the most interesting criminal cases, explaining their actions to understand why they took place. Only, not everyone in the audience is a student.

Criminal Minds x Mindhunter AU

Spencer x OC Peggy Carr

Franklin x Reader

Voulez-Vouz** | 3.2k

Summary: in a small town, everyone knows each other… or at least they think they do.

Warnings: porn with plot, smut, Dom reader, Sub!Perv!franklin, making out, teasing, face sitting, oral (female and male), hand jobs, overstimulation, prostate message, multiple orgasms, penetrative sex, unprotected sex, let me know if I forgot anything.

Chip x Reader

forever is the sweetest con** | 6.2K

Summary: Reader’s dad is a carpenter; sometimes he takes on apprentices and sometimes, if they’re lucky, they get his daughter’s number at the end of their training. Chip Taylor, however, hits the jackpot when her father invites him over for one of her homecooked meals.

Warnings: reader’s mom passed away, mentions of parental death, strangers to lovers, random acts of kindness, mutual pining, falling in love, steamy make-outs, oral sex (male and female receiving), fingering, penetrative sex, unprotected sex, creampie, dirty talk, sub!chip, food mentions, praise, love confessions.

Raymond x Reader

Alone Together ** | 2.4K

Summary: Raymond moves into a haunted house and ends up sleeping with the ghost who lives there... only he doesn't know that when you fuck a ghost you also become one.

Warnings: details of suicide and murder, blowjobs, pegging, bottom!raymond, top!reader, becoming a ghost, major character death.

Star Trek Masterlist

Star Wars fix it fic

Supernatural masterlist

thanks for all the love, as always,

-Emily <3

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[nctsworld]

🔥 yangyang + fluff + enemies to lovers + college au tyy

✩ MAKE IT WORK // yangyang x reader | neuropsych major!yangyang | enemies to lovers | fluff | 1k 

SUMMARY ⇾ in which you and yangyang are partners for a study and finally get along for once.  WARNINGS‌ ‌⇾‌ a little angst, small argument, swearing RATING ⇾ teen+

AUTHOR’S NOTE ⇾ the pacing is a little off but i didn’t want to get too carried away with it, i hope you like it and thank you for participating!! ^^

The door swings open from the back of the laboratory, but you keep your concentration on the scampering white rats in the multiple tanks. 

The faint shuffling of sneakers and heavy breathing arrive closer as you scribble observations down into your notebook.

“Hey, sorry I’m late,” your lab partner pants, rushing to drop his backpack down to the concrete floor and grabbing a lab coat. 

“As always,” you grumble under your breath, eyes back on the tank. 

You sense an eye roll from behind before he arrives by your side with a clipboard and pen in tow. 

“Any updates?” 

Although you shake your head, your partner hones in on your filled page of notes, a mix of legible words and chicken scratch.

He tightens his jaw and exhales slowly through his nose, then takes a quick, cursory glance at the tanks. 

“Did you change their food today?” 

“What do you think, Yangyang?” you ask, words heavy with sass, while your gaze still deliberately averts his. 

The sudden dropping of the clipboard on the lab bench is enough to drag your full attention towards him.

“Sorry, that was loud. Didn’t mean to be,” he mumbles softly. Turning around to have his front face you, he leans back against the work station and runs a hand tiredly through his hair.

“Look, I know you didn’t ask to be paired up with me—”

He’s right; you definitely didn’t. 

You were assigned as partners for the study, proudly handpicked by the professor, who believed you two would work well with each other, despite Yangyang’s infamous reputation for always being late to lecture and labs. 

You overheard from others that he was a busy body, but so was everyone else—that didn’t give him an excuse to constantly be late.

“And I know we don’t really get along—” 

That was the understatement of the century. 

Every time Yangyang did manage to come by the lab, he’d always nitpick on your leads with the study. Needless to say, countless arguments ensued. It’s a surprise the study has been moving along and seeing any results at all, albeit at the speed of an iceberg.  

“But that doesn’t mean I don’t take this seriously. Both of our fucking degrees ride on this study and I’m trying my best here. I swear.” 

When he finally lifts his drooping head to match your gaze, your heart traitorously clenches tight in your chest. 

Sympathy for Liu Yangyang was the last thing you would’ve thought today would bring. But here you both are, with him staring at you, silently begging you to understand what it’s like to be in his shoes, even for a little bit. 

And that’s just the thing—you don’t know what it’s like to be in his shoes because you don’t know anything about Yangyang. 

Your partner severs the connection and shakes his head, removing himself from the bench.

“Sorry, I shouldn’t have ranted like that,” he regrets in an undertone.

“No, it’s okay,” you whisper softly. Your mouth pinches to one side, nodding along to your next words. “I know how things can get overwhelming sometimes.” 

You catch a hint of a small smile blossoming on his face and your heart’s immediately flipped on its backside, inexplicably wanting to see him shine more.

He runs a hand over his face and clutches his clipboard and pen again against his chest. 

Glancing up at you with a fresh, eager aura, the sides of his mouth curving up slightly more, he asks, “Is there anything I can do to help right now?” 

With that, you and Yangyang mutually try to turn over a new leaf. 

By five o’clock, both of you miraculously managed to get through the afternoon without having a single argument for once... except for his taste in music, since you finally allowed him play music in the room for the first time. 

Locking up the lab door with him behind you, you comment, “Dude, seriously—do you listen to anything else besides rap?” 

The cute figure chuckles with his head and elbow leaned against the wall. “I’m a huge Arianator, if you can believe that.”

A snicker rises from you. “No, I can’t. You gotta prove it and play her stuff next week.” 

After finishing locking up, you turn to him and your grip tightens on your backpack strap slung off one shoulder. With your relationship beginning anew, there’s an odd tension that lingers in the air.

“I’m glad we got some concrete results today,” you nod, lips pressed together in a half-smile.   

“Same,” Yangyang nods with the same expression. 

“Well... I guess I’ll see you on Monday.” 

You swivel on your heels at the same time he speaks up. 

“Are you—” You barely need to turn back to look at him and witness the boyish individual rub the nape of his neck. “Are you busy tonight?” 

Although it’s a Friday night, you don’t have much planned besides take-out and Netflix, but he doesn’t need to know that. 

“Not that I can think of...” You’re not conscious of the way you tuck some loose hairs behind the back of your ear, nor the grin on your face. “Why do you ask?” 

Yangyang attempts to shrug coolly. “I feel bad for always being late and now that we’re actually talking, I wanna make it up to you. If you’ll let me.”

Chewing at your bottom lip, you reply with a simple, but meaningful: “Sure.”

The two of you walk out of the building side by side, heading out to the local diner on campus, and look forward to what the night will bring for the both of you.   

In the back of his mind, Yangyang’s grateful to make up for his lateness to you.

But he’s even more grateful for a second chance after a bad first impression, because he’s the one who asked the professor to pair up with you in hopes that maybe you’d go out with him after the study was over.

nctsworld’s birthday week celebration!

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[shesawriter39049]

|UNWRAP ME| M|

Pairing : Jimin X Reader (Ft a lil Tae)

“There’s a bow on my panties because my ass is a present!”

About- Honestly, you were just trying to prep gift bags for your company’s holiday party! But Jimins stressed, and needs a little brain reset sooo….I guess we’re prepping gift bags later!

Or- The company has quite a few deadlines to hit before you guys close for the holiday! Jimin’s in charge of talent and everybody’s fucking up…but in your line of work it’s a domino affect! So if his crew falls behind ultimately everybody’s behind! Hints Jimin’s stress and frustration....

WC: Sneak peek (1k)

WARNINGS: (FULL THING): Teasing, light edging, dirty talk, top/bottom OC, top/power bottom Jimin, hand restraints, unprotected sex, over stimulation, fingering (F receiving), biting/marking kink, VERY light degration kink (he playfully calls her a “little bitch/slut” once) light come play, light spanking

FINAL NOTE: This is a stand alone smut drabble within my OT7 poly universe called “7 DEEP”. Short AU SUMMARY: Your husband Namjoon and yourself run a successful Adult Film Entertainment Company called “Onyx” with your 5 best friends from college who you also happen to be in an open relationship with! P.S. If you’re new here Kookie joins the party a little later….

*Pierced Jimin/Red haired “Dope” Era Jimin meets 2020 Jimin!?

*Also it should go without being said but Jimin, IS Westernized, he’s from LA in this ffs!

*In true Rocki fashion I decided to do holidy prompts late af & did not finish in time for the main Holiday but w/e! Note, there is some backstory here bc this was set to be the 1st of 3 holiday prompts!** ___________________________________________________

Sunday, December 14TH, 4PM 

“Alright, so you wanna hear some bullshit?!”

K, well that’s apparently Jimin, musing around a mouth full of fries! I love how no one even bothers to knock, give notice they just show the fuck up! Whenever...

Cute.

I swear it sounds like your running a damn liquor store because there’s an obnoxious amount of bells and mistletoe hanging above the door almost acting as a doorbell at this point. Just casually Fa-la-laing together, echoing throughout your entire apartment every damn time the door opens! Honestly, your slowly regretting giving Jin and Tae free reign with decorations because that shits annoying as all hell!

Gaze still focused on your original task, not even looking in his direction “Don’t trip over the-“ There's a loud thud, followed by an obscene groan, accompanied by an even louder “Fuckkk!” Which solidified he did in fact trip over the ....

“....Box with Jin’s other Christmas tree in it ...” The words kinda died off your tongue at this point because well, clearly the warning did not fare well! “If anything’s broken I’m totally snitching just so we’re clear” Sassing over a half empty glass of spiked eggnog.

Now that you’ve finally looked at him, you find yourself hiding a smirk behind your cocktail as well! The boy is fine, you’d give him that! Looking like a model off duty, in his low cut white v, neck hidden beneath a distressed leather jacket! Topping off the look with a pair of chunky combats and disrespectfully tight dark wash denim jeans! I swear they damn near looked painted on, aviators resting on the bridge of his nose! Gucci backpack slung over his shoulder, Starbucks in one hand, and some brown bag full of grease in the other! Jimin recently went back red, looking dangerously close to the same 18 year old you met, at UCLA almost years ago now!  Just a boujier version, it’s like this Jimin’s from Calabasas instead of the Bay! Though your down for both options if we’re being real!

Not that Jimin’s not equally as good of company as well, you were honestly just expecting Tae! The two of you were starting to put together the gift bags for next week's holiday party! Hints the hot ass mess all over the floor of your living room, it’s a disgusting pile of shopping bags and boxes! Everything from Amazon to Saks Fifth, at this point you aren’t even sure where the fuck your floor starts or ends! One thing you do know for damn sure is Hobi’s going to have an aneurysm If he sees it! Sooo, hopefully Tae shows up sooner than later...

It’s become a tradition, or at least since the companies been profitable enough to do so! First off, you’re love language has always been a combination of “Gifts” and “Acts of service, so shit like this is essentially second nature!

However, quality time has slowly slipped its way into the mix over the past couple of years as well! Especially considering it’s almost a luxury for the seven of you at this point but you try not to complain! I mean Namjoon and yourself just did an interview last week for Forbes 30 under 30 for fucks sake! But anyway, like I was originally saying this little party is your way of trying to give your staff a combination of all 3 said love languages!

Above everything else you all work your asses off well, aware this is far from a 9-5, yet they give you their best constantly! Yeah, it was built on the backs of you and your boys but it wouldn’t be were it is now without everyone else! So, with that being said the schedule is as follows! 

1.Bust ass and hit all of your year end deadlines by December 22nd. 

2.The holiday party is on the 23rd...

3. Thennnnnn....after that the companies closed until the 2nd of January! 

Well kinda, if we’re being real the 7 of you never fully stop working, but you damn sure plan to try! I guess it’s the beauty and the curse of having damn near everything accessible on your phone! I swear this morning Joon was washing your back whilst you read him the latest profit/loss update from Jin soooo......that’s that!

Everyone else however....off duty with pay!

Which brings us back to the original task at hand before Jimin showed up,prepping the gift bags that get handed out at said holiday party! The invite list is pretty exclusive honestly,outside of your staff, and there plus one, the other guests are typically the immediate crew/ talent used throughout the year on various productions! Oh, there’s also special little packages mailed out to a couple of the company's sponsors as well! So all together were looking at at least 100 gift bags give or take! Of course at this stage you guys go all out but that’s not what it’s about! It’s legitimately the thought that counts!

Little gestures like this just remind people that you care,that they’re on your mind even if they aren’t currently doing you a favor! That’s what sets Onyx apart, all the little things you do without even thinking about it! Coffee, donuts, catering on set for long shoots,or even the little kits Jimin brings with him to set for the models! Fully stocked with soothing cream, heating pads, the full nine! It’s actually sad how much of a rarity it is in your line of work! 

Obviously, it goes without saying that those types of gestures aren’t feasible for everyone....However there’s companies worth more than you that do amples less!

But anyway back to Jimin and Tae! As I mentioned when the door originally opened you were expecting a mop of silver locks as opposed to red! Baby boy ran out to pick up the custom gift bags from this Indie vendor in WeHo. Hint’s why you were expecting Tae instead, now, why Jimins here I have no damn idea! Clearly we’re about to find out and apparently it’s “Some Bullshit!”

Honestly outside of checking his OOTD you didn't truly look at him. Far too busy propped on top of your oversized dining room table sorting through a manusery of  “Thank you” cards!

Eyes flicking to the left ever so slightly as you hear him shuffle closer “I-yeah sure what bullsh-wait are you eating my DoorDash?!”

It’s the way you constantly have to remind yourself that jail will not be like Orange is in the new black! Because I swear you damn near chucked this martini glass at that fire engine red dome of his!

Jimin just shrugs, a little nonchalant and unenthusiastic, almost as if he’s inconvenienced actually...

“Mmm, depends on perspective” He deadass just stuffed two more fires in his mouth! You're literally going to strangle him! It’s borderline painful how hard  your jaw tick, eyes narrowed in his direction!

Brows arched so damn high your gonna end up needing Botox from the permanent crease embedding within your skin. “Perspect-your literally eating-“

Holding a solitary finger in your direction “Tae just text me and said look at your phone and text him back...with like, a million pouty faces. Also, different note, who changed the decorations I placed on the mantle?! “

Jimin’s hand is now resting on his hip, legitimately angry about these damn decorations! I think his neck even did a couple rolls in the process, and I’m willing to bet,before he leaves they will be swapped out again!

A frustrated groan attempts to leave your throat  though it goes unacknowledged as your lacking any ounce or bite! Far too fond of both of your boys to truly be agitated at the moment! Actually that’s a lie, you high key wanna punch Jimin but it’s fine ....

“That, would be Jin, he said they clashed with the table decor” Pointing to all of the gold, and maroon colored decorations donning the marble coffee table “So, if your pissed go curse him out because I could give less than a damn! Now where the fuck is my phoneeee”

Hopping off the table causing your oversized UCLA Alum hoodie to hike over your ass. Said ass is covered or barely covered considering your cheeky, red, ruffle little panties are in fact assless! A cute little bow perched right on top of your tailbone, as if to direct the eye where to go….

Jimin is now choking on stolen fires and yeah there’s a smirk on your face as you grab your phone!

Mmmmhmmmm...and to think, maybe if he wasn’t being such a brat you’d let him unwrap one of his gifts a little early!

“Baby now he’s calling meeee” Anddddd he’s whining, wiggling his phone like it’s on fire! Ya know, moments like these in fact remind you that Tae and Jimin are the youngest!

“Oh for fucks sake!” Huffing in his direction snatching the phone and bag of Five Guys away in the process!

“Yes baby?” It’s actually terrifying how quickly your tone, and entire demeanor just switched! Somewhat reminiscent to how you’d see a mom scold one child then baby talk another all in the same breath! 

Jimin without a doubt noticed too, lip jutting out in a pout and no matter how many times you roll your eyes you still find yourself leaning forward kissing it right off! He moans into it and you Instantly taste the tangy seasoning from your fries, especially once he tries to swipe his tongue past the seam of your lips. The feeling of that tiny piece of metal playing in his mouth almost distracted you, but alas...the notion immediately reminds you why you were irked to begin with! Without even thinking you lean back into nipping at his bottom lip, though...this is Jimin we’re dealing with here! So whatever you thought you’d achieve is now dead, because a needy little whine just rustled in the back of his throat 

Speaking of love languages,there’s another called “Physical Touch” which has the words Jimin Park written all over it. So with that being said you really should’ve already been prepared for whatever’s about to unfold.

It’s subconscious at this point, head dropping down to the crook of your neck, nosing up a vein like a neglected puppy! Squeezing your waist hard enough to damn near engrave his thumb print in against your hip bones! Well, clearly he doesn’t want you going anywhere anytime soon!   

So what do you do instead? Place the bag of food on the bar, hold the phone in one hand and bring the other up to play in his freshly dyed locks! I swear this man is a second away from purring so maybe he’s not a puppy after all. Suddenly his ring clanned fingers trickle down your spine heading south, flexing his palm to squeeze down around the swell of your ass! Shifting you forward so your chest to chest...

So, here you are trying to cater to both of your boys at once...lord help you!

“No, of course I wasn’t ignoring you, I was just busy-yes Tae. You wanna put what in a what,Now?”

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Hiii, as I mentioned above this was kinda last minute, I wrote out prompts on the 21st, then adult life kicked in. I actually had my own little office Christmas party to plan (Nothing on this scale obviously because well, we know the way the real world is rn) However because of that I couldn’t truly work on this until the 24th. However it’s been a long time since I wrote/wanted to write so I opted to just post it anyway! Hopefully the full thing will be up by the 28th at the latest.

I have also attached the overall masterlist for this AU!

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[moonlit-mizukage]

Chapter six:  Hello Mrs. y/l/n, do you have a second to speak with us?

Summary: Popular punk band, Skull crusher, had to find a new drummer due to the sudden disappearance of the last one. As band manager and lead singer, Semi Eita’s girlfriend, Y/l/n Y/n brings Kyotani, a rising internet drummer they found online into the picture. Everything was great at first, then Kuroo, the lead guitarist, started getting creepy messages and presents. Y/n is determined to find out who is trying to sabotage the band when things only take a turn for the absolute worst. Who could be the mysterious stalker really be? Is it their new band mate? Or could it be a close friend of one of the members?

Tw: Swearing, mentions of body parts, mentions of vomiting

Word count: 1K 

An: I posted a Matsukawa smut yesterday even though I said no updates cause of my test jfkvbardfsl Requests are still open as well !! Also Smau pictures will return soon don't worry!!

AN: Also come hang out in my discord server! I haven’t been super active lately but as soon as the weekend comes I will be again!! 

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Third Person Pov 

Y/n sat on the couch in Semi and her’s shared house. Semi had a blanket wrapped around her as he held her close to him. They left the venue not too long ago after they called the police about the contents inside the box. The band had followed choosing to stay and comfort Y/n as they have never seen her so terrified in all their years together. 

“Do you think this could be related to the letter?” Matsukawa said, finally breaking the silence. 

“I think it might be, we should definitely consider it at least.” Akaashi said back. 

“Who the fuck just does that?” Kyotani said angrily.

“Sick people.” Semi said. Kuroo and Y/n remained silent on the couch.

A few more minutes of silence passed as a knock was heard from the door. Semi stood up and headed over. 

“Hello, we just have a few questions about what happened tonight. Our team has run some DNA samples on the item and we need to discuss further before we release that info to you.” Said the police officer at the door. 

“Okay come in. The whole band is here.” He said as he moved aside allowing the two men to come in. 

“Hello Mrs. y/l/n, do you have a second to speak with us?” 

“Yes Sir.” She said as she led them over to the dining area’s table. 

“After running some DNA tests, only two people’s fingerprints were on the box. One of the matches was yours. We would like to take a statement about what happened. If my partner or I feel you may be holding information, a lie detector test may be ordered.” He said reading off his sheet. “Any questions before we begin?” 

“No sir.” She looked around him at Semi who was standing in the kitchen doorway watching. 

“Why did you grab the box in the first place?” He asked. 

“Can I just,” She let out a loud sigh “Can I just tell you the full story of what I know? I just think it may be more helpful this way.” 

“Okay go ahead Ma’am.” 

“Well first we found a box, and it was empty, well actually Matsukawa and Akaashi did, and it was addressed to Kuroo and so I opened it, with his permission of course, I screen their fan mail cause of some crazy stuff that has happened in the past, but I opened it and it said like try again I think? But anyways after the show Yachi and Kiyoko found it. I opened this one too.” She said barely pausing to take a breath.  

“Did you leave the area at any time during the night?” The one officer asked her.

“Yes I did. I went to the washroom last song and missed the encore. Can I ask why?” ‘

“We know from the security guards no one else besides staff and your friends were backstage. You just confirmed the suspicions. After gaining the information from the other women at the scene, we know no one else besides backstage staff had access to this area.” 

“Does that mean it was… it was someone one behind the stage?” 

“Yes we believe so at least, whoever it was, was extremely careful in their work. No fingerprints of the perp were left behind.” He said back monotonously. . 

“I thought you said there were two different DNA prints on the box?” She asked. 

“Yes the other belongs to the owner of the finger.” 

“Can I ask who it is?” She asked nervously. 

“It belonged to Sawamura Daichi.” 

“Daichi?.” She said feeling herself become dizzy. ‘ Is he… is he.. alive..?” She asked with disbelief in her voice. 

“We believe it is a possibility. Due to the finger being fresh, we assume it happened earlier today. There were no signs of decomposition yet.” Y/n stood up and ran over to the sink throwing up as Semi held onto her, basically holding her up at this point. 

The police moved to the other room and talked to a few others before heading out. Y/n was now drinking water at the table, tears streaked down her cheeks as she stared off at the wall.

“Hey are you guys okay in here?” Akaashi said as he walked in the dining area followed by the other guys. 

“Holy shit Y/n??? What’s wrong??” Kuroo came running over to her sitting down in the other chair beside you. She looked up and around at all the other guys there.   

“The finger it was… it was..” She swallowed a large lump in her throat, “it was Daichi’s.”

“Daichi’s, he's- he's alive?” Matsukawa said as he sat down quickly. 

 “They said the finger was pretty fresh like today's fresh.” Semi spoke up. 

“Well there was a lot of blood on it.” Kyotani added. 

“So he is alive?” Akaashi asked. 

“Yeah, they said no one entered the back area other then Y/n after she came back from the bathroom.” Semi added. 

“Does that mean… it was an inside job?” Kuroo asked. Fear was seen in his eyes as he asked. 

“They said most likely. We have to keep our eyes open from now on guys. The only ones we can trust are each other.” Semi said. Y/n was no longer listening at that moment. Instead she sat staring at the wall as to what was assumed thinking about Daichi. 

“Who do you think it could be? Like maybe we should get a suspect list going?” Matsukawa suggested. 

“The fucking bitch who wouldn’t stop touching Kuroo and I tonight.” Kyotani said. 

“What was their name?” Akaashi asked as he pulled open notes on his phone.  

“That Nametsu girl. The new stage crew member.” Kuroo said. 

“Okay, anyone else we can think of.” Akaashi asked. 

Everyone went silent for a moment looking as if they were hard debating saying something they may regret. 

“Yukie.” Y/n said just above a whisper. 

“What was that love?” Semi asked her as he moved a little closer to her. 

“The letter…. It smelt like Yukie.” 

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[ppangjae]

made to fall in love | six

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SUMMARY. Seoul’s finest 30 under 30. The country’s youngest billionaire. 2019′s richest bachelor. But of all the women he could go after, he goes after… her?

GENRE. fluff and angst | ceo!jaehyun | nerd!reader | enemies to lovers!au | long lost friend!au

WORD COUNT. 1k+ words

warnings. tooth-rotting fluff, swearing, and tons of bickering!

author’s note. we’ve passed the first interlude and thus, we have a new cover photo for the story! hope you like this short update - things are getting more saucy in the next chapters! 

SIX. inferiority complex • enough with your games

BREAKING NEWS: Daughter of Park and Co. Architects’ CEO Caught Up in Imposter Scandal

He shuts the TV off with his remote just before his picture is presented on the screen and tosses it onto the leather couch. It’s been a couple of hours since the news broke out and it has done more damage than good. To Park and Co. Architects, of course. 

“Sir?”

“Yes?”

“The press wants to set up a public conference with you about—”

He smirks. “Tell them I’m not interested.”

“But, sir—”

He turns around to face her. “I’m not interested. Besides, wouldn’t it be more entertaining to see Park and Co. try to explain themselves? They’re already dug themselves a hole.”

“I’ll tell them right now, sir.” His secretary rushes back to her desk.

His personal phone line rings every two seconds and it’s starting to hurt his ears. The company building has yet to open for his employees. He had decided to come to work early because he wanted to see all of the chaos unfold right in front of him. Ever since he sat down at his desk, his personal secretary has been at it with phone calls from news reporters, journalists, and even the press. He isn’t surprised that they’ve found their way to his direct phone line. 

“Sir?”

He sighs, looking at his secretary who’s standing at the door. “What is it this time?”

“There are journalists and reporters crowding around the entrance,” she says, looking quite alarmed so early in the morning. “They want to hear your side of the scandal.”

“I’ll let them wait a couple of more hours before facing them myself,” he plops down onto his seat. “I have some important things to finish first.”

“Sir, there’s also one person on the line who wants to speak with you.” She adds, wincing. He quirks an eyebrow.

“Who is it?”

“It’s Jia Park.”

There’s a cold splash of water hitting your face, making you shoot up from your bed. You glare at Mark and you grab his arm just in time before he runs off. He’s looking at you with widened eyes until he lets out a loud groan of pain when you tighten your grip around his wrist. 

“Let go, Y/N, there’s something you need to see.” 

You frown. “What time is it? You do know that it’s my day off, right?”

“There’s no time for questions,” Mark places down the empty glass before replacing it with his phone. He hands you his phone and you rub the sleep out of your eyes.

It takes you a couple of minutes to process the page pulled up on Mark’s phone. When it finally occurs to you, your eyes round like saucers and you’re immediately getting out of bed. The TV is already on with the channel set to the daily news. It’s plastered all over TV screens and phones. 

You’re not sure if this is a huge nightmare or a dream come true. 

Your phone buzzes on the coffee table just in time. You pick up the phone to see the first person you were about to call.

“Johnny?”

He sounds like he’s out of breath. “Come downstairs. I’m parked in the parking lot.”

“What’s going on?” You run your fingers through your tangled, bed hair. 

“I’m not sure what’s going on either, but I need you to come downstairs. We need to talk.”

You don’t even say goodbye before hanging up. You’re still in shock by what’s on your TV right now. Mark shares the same look on your face. He breaks his gaze first and points at the dining table that’s already been set up with breakfast.

“Do you want to have breakfast first?”

“Holy shit. I think I’m going to pass out.”

Fortunately, you don’t pass out. However, you do have breakfast before heading downstairs to meet up with Johnny. He’s pulled up in the parking lot with his luxury car. You look down at your clothes that you have on, which is nothing compared to the luxury clothing he has on. Scratching the back of your neck and taking in a deep breath, you head towards his car.

“Have you seen the news?”

“No good morning or hello?” You snort. “Wow, thanks.”

“Fine. Good morning.” He rolls his eyes. “Have you seen the news this morning? I know it’s your day off but—”

“It’s kind of hard not to avoid seeing the news,” you shrug your shoulders. “Jia fucked up.”

“And it’s a shame that she chose Jaehyun to be her victim, not knowing the damage she’ll have to endure when he finds out.” Johnny adds. “But that’s not what I came here for.”

“What did you come here for?”

“Jaehyun wants to see you.”

You snort. “No, he doesn’t—”

“Yes, he does—”

“Prove it, then.” You fold your arms. 

“This isn’t my car. It’s his car. He forced me to come pick you up.” He starts the car and you look at him bewilderedly. You’re pressing down all the buttons, hoping that one button will unlock the doors for you to hop out. “Believe me—”

“I believe you! But let me just—” You blurt out. “Let me dress up first. It’s not like you’re going to let me see him looking like a french fry.”

“Does it matter, though? You look completely fine.” Johnny waves it off.

“To you. But to me?” You gesture towards your loose t-shirt and basketball shorts. “I look like a french fry. Give me fifteen minutes! Fifteen! It’s not going to take long.”

“Hurry, I’m setting a timer.”

“Shut the fuck up, you’re not setting no damn timer.”

He bursts out into laughter as you sprint back upstairs to your apartment. He watches you jam your keys before finally making it into the elevator.

“What are we going to do with you?” He lets out a sigh.

HIs phone buzzes in his pocket. It’s an incoming call from Jaehyun.

“What now?”

“Are you on your way?”

Johnny purses his lips into a tight line. “Yeah, we’re on the road right now.”

“Perfect,” he mumbles. “When you get here, use the second entrance.”

“Why?”

“The press has been crowding the entrance since seven in the morning. The last thing I want is the press to see the both of you and take pictures of you without your consent.” He explains.

“Holy shit, were you expecting any of this to happen, Jaehyun?” Johnny’s eyebrows knit together in frustration.

“Surprisingly, yes. Now, get here as soon as possible.”

“Alright, bye—hello? Jaehyun? Hello?”

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