Strauss often found himself in contemplation of his kind. Of vampire kind, as a whole. To be certain, there must have been many short lived and tragic wayward souls. There may also have been some benign or even actively benevolent- but the wicked and selfish were by far the most talked about. He was certain however, that regardless of alleged crimes, no vampire deserved this.
A shallow scrape of dirt was the only salvation between himself and the sun. He had covered himself well, but the heat of the day bore down hard on the earth and he felt its threat and nearness though he did not feel its burn. The sifting silt had clung to the wetness of his open blisters, creating grit against his new skin and covering him in unbearable itching. Any movement in discomfort threatened to expose him to the light once more, however, so he lay deathly still in forced stoicism.
He had been comfortable underground, once. The cool and well carved crypt beneath his vault was quite a bit more spacious than this, and less fragile. In fact, he had weathered more than one war in the safety of his lair. It was made of dirt, yes, and often subject to flooding or other whims of weather, but it was familiar and safe. Strauss did not feel safe here. Some vampires had castles, he had a grave, and right now he didn’t even have that much any more.
He wondered quietly if Sylvain had a lair. She has to sleep somewhere. Maybe she too found herself hidden in a dumpster or a sewer, once, alone and afraid. Maybe she was there now, if she couldn’t get back to civilization in time. It was difficult to think about her. At least this meeting with her didn’t end with broken bones, but if he were honest, the burns hurt more.
He was unlikely to be found quickly, and any attempt to crawl out of his shallow grave now would only be met with more pain. He decided to escape the only way he could and retreat into his dream state. By the time he would rise, it would be safely dark again, and by then the pain on his back and arms would hopefully be over with.
Dreaming was difficult under these circumstances, but he’d had harder sleeps before. Funny how he longed for his dorm in the institute now, when not long ago he spent many sleepless hours there waiting for some assassin to try to claim him. Maybe one would claim him here- though he doubted Sylvain would hurt herself just to further torment him.
The threatening heat of the midday sun became a calming warmth, the heaviness of the dirt a gentle blanket, and his forced stillness became rest. It was a deep rest, brought on by exhaustion and injury, his body clawing every inch of healing out of the sleep given to it.
He was disturbed. Something had moved the protective earth from his ersatz tomb. The sudden directness of sunlight made him recoil even in his sleep, but it quickly passed.
He was being led, being moved, and in no shape to argue. In moments he was somewhere dark again, and covered over with cloth instead of dirt. It could only be the institute, coming to his rescue once again. He didn’t recognize this driver but he didn’t much care. Instinctively he crawled into the back seat of the car, into the safety of the dark cabin, curled himself into a crumpled ball and was dead to the world once more.
He was dimly aware that he was being jostled and prodded. Not a novel sensation- the nurses and researchers had often manhandled him in the name of science while he was in recovery. This one was foolish. They were pestering him before administering any tranquilizers, or painkillers, and they were very stupidly sticking their hands in his face. He felt his jaw pulled open and his lip lifted.
He shot out his hand suddenly and seized the nurse by the arm, opening his eyes with a baleful gaze as he did so. His intense expression was clouded by confusion. This was not a nurse. Nor was this the medical wing.
The frightened face of the priest was trembling before him. Surrounding him was no hospital or the official buildings of the institute. It appeared to be more of someone’s own personal house. He was on no cot, but a hideous floral couch, still naked but draped in borrowed crocheted blankets.
“Where am I?”
“Oh! S- so sorry! I didn’t mean to wake you up- I mean, I wasn’t sure I could wake you up. I was afraid you had died!”
“I have died.” Strauss groaned and released his hold on his host. “You are very stupid to put your hand in a tiger’s mouth. Will you please answer me, and tell me where I am?”
“You’re at my house.” The priest backed away from the couch as Strauss slowly sat up. “Don’t worry, you’re safe, if that’s what you’re worried about. I think you can probably hold your own against me.”
“You…” Strauss stared hard at the stranger. “You were the one Sylvain wanted to kill. Gregor, was it? Why are you touching my face?”
“I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself. I saw the fangs and got curious.” He smiled nervously. “Gregor, yes. ‘Greg’ is fine. I was going to call you an ambulance, when I found you I was sure you were dead. Something told me to wait and see, though.”
He got up and began walking to the dingy wood-paneled kitchen of the little house. “Call it a hunch.”
“Greg.” Strauss repeated. “I wish I could say it was a pleasure, Greg. I am Doctor Strauss. ‘Strauss’ is fine. How did you find me?”
“Well, first I saw you and that woman fighting. Then I saw the strangest thing. She stripped naked and started… I don’t know. Flapping her arms?”
He demonstrated awkwardly. “She started changing and getting ugly. Then you started running. And I took off after you. I should have ran, sure. But I couldn’t look away. Then there were these two things with great big wings flying over the city.”
He poured himself some stale coffee, and another mug for Strauss, which he presented to the vampire with a tired smile. “I figured one of them must be you.”
“You saw that?”
“Yes. Got in my car and followed you the best I could. I couldn’t believe it. I lost track of you for a bit and thought maybe I was going crazy and had hallucinated the whole thing. But then I saw drag marks in the fields as the sun came up. Followed them till they turned into footprints, then found you buried in a ditch.”
Gregor sat down across from the weary vampire, who cupped the hot mug gently in his claws and daintily sipped at it.
“I thought I was too late. Maybe she’d killed you and tried to bury you. When I started clearing dirt off of you though, you moved. So I got you into the car and brought you here. I didn’t know what else to do.”
“You did not call the police?”
“I’m not sure what you are, sir. I feel like you probably do not want to talk to law enforcement, however.”
“Very astute, sir.”
“I let you sleep on the couch for a bit, but when I checked on you again you weren’t breathing, and you had no pulse, and I thought maybe it was too late for you and decided that…”
“Decided to sate your curiosity while you still could, before my body was collected and disposed of?” Strauss pulled back his lips in an ugly sneer, showing off the full lengths of his yellow fangs.
“I suppose I can forgive you for that indiscretion. I suppose I should thank you, for saving my life.”
“I think we’re even on that front. That woman really wanted to hurt me, didn’t she?”
“Perhaps we should not talk about that. She had some very serious accusations about you, that if they were true, I may not necessarily disagree with her.”
“Yes. She had a lot of opinions about me.” Gregor set his lips in a thin line. “None of it is true, do you hear me? I know how it looks, and I know it’s a problem in the church. But not from me it isn’t.”
“Did you do something to make her think so?”
“I’ve made my share of mistakes, sure. But not with children. My mistake was a woman in my parish. One just a little younger than myself. When she moved away, I moved to follow her. It’s that simple. Nothing more.”
“The act of falling in love is a mistake?”
“It is when you’re a priest.” Gregor sipped his coffee and made a bitter expression from its unsweetened tang. “Vow of celibacy and all. Can’t make it official, so you can only live in sin, unless you don’t want your career anymore.”
“Why not simply leave the priesthood?”
“Easier said than done. I’ve spent decades learning and working like this, I’m not suited to anything else anymore. Easier to ask forgiveness than seek permission.”
“Catholics are such strange creatures.” Strauss finished his coffee.
“Speaking of strange creatures…”
“Yes?”
“What are you?”
“It is a secret. You will mention my existence to no-one. There are many who would do me harm if I am discovered.”
“Just say it.”
“Your culture would call me a vampire. I am dead, sir, and have been for a very long time.”
“I was afraid you’d say that.” Gregor swallowed hard. “Ironic that a priest is hosting a demon in his house.”
“Does it bother you?”
“No. Even Christ showed mercy to demons, when they begged not to be cast into the pit. I can play nice too, for a bit. Are you bothered by crucifixes?”
“Hehh, no. You mistake your god for being far more potent than he is.”
Strauss stood up and the afghan fell from his shoulders, leaving him naked in the living room.
“I must use the shower. And the phone. Do you have a razor blade I can borrow?”
“Yes, follow me.” Gregor led Strauss to the bathroom while politely averting his eyes. “You can use my razor, there’s fresh blades in here, towels are in the cabinet over the toilet.”
Strauss closed the door and was finally alone, safe in a small windowless room bathed in dingy yellow light. His face in the mirror looked worse than usual. His normal pallid tone was pink and peeling around his face, but the worst of it were his arms and his back. Dead skin draped over and across his body, stained from earth. It resembled cobwebs, or perhaps the dressings from a mummified corpse.
Where the ruined skin broke, a shock of pink was seen below it, fresh skin trying desperately to solidify into a useful hide once more. He opened the drawer and found a box of razor blades. He claimed one, and set to work carefully trimming the sloughed skin from his arms and shoulders. It fell to the floor like ashes. He took a towel from the cupboard and pulled it back and forth across his back, filing it off in hideous flakes.
Finally content, he stepped into the shower. Hot water caused the raw skin to sting, he ran it cold, and busied himself with picking bits of grit and dirt from his burns where he could see and reach them. The water ran brown and dirt fell out of his hair in dark clumps which slowly dissolved down the drain.
He finally stepped out and dried himself. He left the towels on the floor with nary a care to the mess he’d created. As he stepped out, he realized he had been given another charity- a neatly folded set of clothes, although sans undergarments. He pulled the uncomfortable items on with a grunt. The athletic pants in particular fit poorly, and left exceedingly little to the imagination. Perhaps he’d wear such a thing for his mate, but not for a priest.
It would have to do. He emerged clean and dressed, though still looking more than half dead.
“If you lend me your phone, I will take my leave shortly.”
“Yes. Of course.” He handed over a cell phone.
Strauss pulled up the keypad and put in the number. He didn’t know many phone numbers, and hated using them, but this one, he knew by heart.
“Thank you for calling the Van Helsing Psychiatric Research Hospital, this is Sandy, how may I direct your call?”
“Guten tag, frau Sandy. I need to speak to Director Van Helsing. It is urgent.”
“Oh! Oh my God you’re alive! Yes, of course, one moment.”
There was a pause. Muffled and static filled strains of Vivaldi poured through the earpiece for long, painful moments, when finally there was a soft click and an answer.
“Artemis speaking. Strauss? Is that you?”
“Ja.”
“Strauss, where the Hell are you? Are you ok? What happened?”
“Sylvain is not the killer.”
“What?!”
“I would prefer to explain it in person. I am in the house across the street from the large red brick church downtown. How fast can you get here?”
“Ten minutes. Actually, make it seven. Don’t go anywhere. Do you need medical assistance? Is anyone hurt?”
“Nobody is hurt. Not badly, anyway. I am in need of a feed and a change of clothes. Please do not send Ursula. I have been battered enough for one day.”
He hung up and nearly handed the phone back to Gregor, but paused. “Did you happen to take any photographs of the woman who tried to kill you?”
“Oh, I tried. I got a few blurry ones of her when she took off flying.”
“Has anyone else seen them yet?”
“No. I don’t even have social media.”
“Good.” Strauss crushed the phone in his claw and dropped the crumpled metal and glass remains.
“...Oh.” Greg replied, crestfallen.
“Believe me when I say it is for everyone’s collective good.”
“Is she coming?”
“Yes. Very shortly.”
“Is she the one?”
“The one what?”
“The one you and that woman were arguing over?”
“Ah.” Strauss looked down. “You heard me confess to that, did you?”
“Hard not to, when you’re having a brawl over it five feet from me.”
“If you must know, yes. That one is Artemis. She is my mate. If you are a wise man, you will keep that fact to yourself.”
“It’s a secret, eh?”
“If certain people knew about us, it could very well be fatal for me. If you talk I will be forced to kill you and eat you out of pure self defense.” Strauss huffed.
“Hey, relax. I know all about it, right?” He smiled sadly. “Looks like both of us know a thing or two about falling in love when we shouldn't.”
“Your beloved is probably much safer to chase than my own.” Strauss sighed. “I think you should go to her, leave the church, leave any place Sylvain might find you. She is not gone, and her grudges run deep.”
“What do you suggest I do, Strauss? Can I do anything to… I don’t know. Ward her off? Fire? Garlic?”
“No. You will only enrage her. I recommend this, Gregor.”
“Yes?”
“Do not go out at night.”
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