#walt disneys frozen head

[softass]

okay heres the deal

this dude here? this fine looking felt fucker? thats kermit the frog. the genuine fucking article baby, in the foam.

look at that subtle head crest where the the middle finger rests, the tasteful eye focus. oh my god, it even has dimples. this is a man i know and love. hes like a father to me. there for me since sesame street up through my rocky muppet show adolescence and into jim henson hour adulthood. this is a face you can trust. go on little man, take a seat on kermits lap and tell him what you want for muppet christmas. is that flying penguins i hear? very popular choice. anyway, onto what im really pissed about.

who, the absolute fuck, is this douchebag? lets start at the obvious. this motherfucker has some hey arnold ass skull disorder. theres no give to that baby, no indication of skull bones. looks like a middle aged dad going through a rough divorce and getting botox. kermit the frog would never. were gonna refer to this guy as false kermit from now on. like bigger luke before him, false kermit is a liar and a fraud here to take advantage of your good will twoards the real kermits sensitive soul.

it isnt enough that this impostor is out there, no, hes on everything. you go into a wal mart and try and find me even the slightest hint at real kermit. go on, ill wait. no luck? thats what i thought. obviously disney is in on it, his proliferation goes hand in hand with disneys dominance of the brand. what are they hiding from us? wheres real kermit, walt? is this some faul shit were on, are the clues there for us to find. one things for sure, this guys an impostor and must not be trusted.

for more information on the case visit plushrump.com

#plushrump.com #jim hensons house of horrors #false kermit #fake kermit #false idols #false messiah #real kermit but only in the first two images and it aint really about him #snuffets potentially #walt disneys frozen head

[incorrectneverland]

#fake texts #incorrect peter pan #walt disneys frozen head #peter pan #captain hook #mr. smee #disney #incorrect quotes #disney villians

[nettle-girl]

MORIOR INVICTUS

(Spoilers for Red Valley S3-E3 I guess??)

Holy fucking damn. I literally cannot. Red Valley S3-E3 is insane, my brain is positively spilling out my ears. I'm probably a bit late for the hype train, but I don't care.

The moment Clive said, “It's music… metal.” and I heard that ffucking ICONIC riff, I actually screamed. Like, kicking my feet screaming.

Good for you, Clive. I hated your guts all the way through(/pos).

#red valley #red valley podcast #morior invictus #im going insane #the frozen head of walt disney is smiling #are you sure you want to continue

[aquaintedseagull]

I just got very upsetting news about Tron: Ares

>:((((((

#JARED FUCKING LETO???? #WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?! #WAY TO RUIN MY DAY AT DISNEY WORD DISNEY #JARED LETO?!?!?!? #CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO VANISH INTO A COMPUTER TO PREPARE FOR THE ROLE #I HOPE HE NEVER COMES BACK #DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THEIR CHOICE FOR THE DIREDCTOR #IM GOING TO RIP SOMEBODIES THROAT OUT #WHAT THE FUCK DISNEY #IM GOING TO STEAL WALTS FROZEN HEAD AND DESECRATE IT

[probablygayattorneys]

Kat on her father’s disappearance:

The whale of a time:

#professor Layton #layton’s mystery journey #layton mystery tanteisha #lmt spoilers #lmj spoilers #Katrielle Layton #Hershel Layton #in the game she’s like ‘eh he’s fine #I’m sure he’s got this #because he’s always got this’ #in the anime #darling hes basically been on ice for ten years #Walt Disney’s frozen head under the Matterhorn style #what’s a shittier whale #this one or that movie that got nominated for all the Oscar’s #queue takumi defense squad

[the-old-man-has-the-phonebox]

I love seeing fall fashion and being like “these trench coats are so cool, I don’t know why we didn’t all start wearing them— OOOOOHHHHHHHH FUCK.”

#we’re so desensitized to school shooting noawadays that I forgot about the trenchcoat mafia #(DISCLAIMER: trenchcoat mafia was a myth but it cemented itself in the societal zeitgeist nonetheless. Like Walt Disney’s frozen head.)

[demi-sev]

Day 20/31: "Walt Disney’s Cryo Chamber"

One of the most well known conspiracy theories of all time.

The story of Walt Disney’s head being frozen in a cryo chamber has been around since his late passing. However, this theory has been since debunked by the family of Walt Disney, confirming that he’s actually been cremated instead…none the less, the story it’s quite an interesting take…

#my art #demisevarts #inktober #inktober 2023 #walt disney frozen head #walt disney’s cryo chamber #for you #for you page #fyp

[ninebaalart]

The Frozen Head of Walt Disney

#walt disney #frozen head #frozen #art #fanart

[milesedgy]

i saw this tweet just now and it's like 2 am, so i read "30 years" instead of "30 days" and i didn't even bat an eye.... i was just like damn that must be a really secret bathroom

#i bet thats the bathroom where they keep walt disneys frozen head in

[toonheartz]

i don't like how one of the types of my relationships with people is "i am studying you intensely" like i look back and go wow! this sounds. kinda creepy actually.

i'm just weirdly analytical about people. catch 22 of if i wasnt mentally ill i'd be a psychologist. but i wouldn't be so interested in psychology if i wasn't mentally ill lmao

#rambles 💥 #like it is VERY useful for analyzing fiction #but some may find my verdict on walt disney to be unsettling #in which i see him as a cautionary tale in contrast to disney's fairytale image of him #he reads as desperate for immortality. not in the frozen head way (he was cremated) but desperate to claw his niche into history #i think he'd believe he failed actually. #in his final years he actually denounced the studio's animation work as “a great distraction” and wanted to build a futuristic city #so his final goal was the betterment of society as a whole. in his weird. dystopian vision (pls look into epcot its wild) #i think he didn't understand the value of art the way artists do #and yet i can understand his desperation and fear of death #fear of losing control over his properties and employees #i sure as hell dont agree with how he handled it but he's just so much more interesting when viewed through the lens of a human being #but yeah its even weirder when my brain immediately starts analyzing real people like that #i need a therapist. lmao

[spiderweb-bf]

please tell me why I didn't know until today that if you freeze a rat and then thaw it out it doesn't come back to life

#i thought you could just freeze anything and then it would come back 😭 #i am 18 years old and studying wildlife biology 😭 #i blame the walt disney frozen head theory for this

[luizd3ad]

BatFam At Disneyland Headcanons

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Author's Note: This is my First time Writing Headconons so I hope you guys like it and I did it right <3

Also this is based kinda on my experiences at Disneyland which I haven’t been there in like 10 years? So I haven’t been to Avengers Campus or Star Wars so sorry if stuff is wrong so sounds weird.

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Dick: 

-Is actually so excited but doesn't want to show it because he knows Jason is gonna make fun of him.

-He would get so happy when he gets called a ‘Space Ranger’ when they scan his ticket.

-Gets pissed that there's not many rides that are wheelchair accessible.

-Keeps saying how he can do the Spider-Man's flip at Avengers Campus.

-Is now convinced he can be Spider-Man.

-Tried to get Spider-Man to do a backflip with him.

-Got sad when Babs told him to leave the Cast Members alone.

Jason: 

-Makes fun of Dick because he knows he's excited.

-Is also really excited.

-Try’s to think of a ways to leave Damian because he knows hes going to complain the whole fucking time.

-He's 100% gonna try and flirt with some of the princesses.

-Also gets pissed that there's not many rides that are wheelchair accessible.

-Gets yelled at by Alfred and Brunce when he tries to hold his middle finger up in the picture with Steph.

Tim: 

-Gets sick on the TeaCups ride.

-He got so excited when he met woody like he was jumping with joy.

-Bro loved Cars Land like he had to be forced to leave.

-Makes everyone wait till the lights turn on in Cars Land

-Cries during ‘The World of Color’ show.

-’Toy Story Midway Mania’ was his favorite ride of the whole day.

-Gets freaked out thinking about Walt Disney's frozen head.

Damian: 

-Complained the whole way there.

-Wants to go to ‘The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter’.

-Gets pissed when he can't go to The Wizarding World.

-Is pissed till they go on Hyperspace Mountain. 

-He had so much fun at StarWars.

-He made a droid and a lightsaber.

-Kept comparing Brunce to Iron man.

Duke: 

-Makes fun of Tim for getting sick on the TeaCups.

-When everyone gets Mickey Mouse Ears he laughs at Dick because they wouldn't put ‘Dick’ on the ears.

-Got a little scared on the Indiana Jones ride, he kept his eyes closed because he was not taking any chances.

-Small World freaked him out a little. 

-He was eating every candy and treat he could get his hands on.

-Pretends he's not sick at the end of the night because he doesn't want to prove that Alfred was right.

Bruce: 

-He begs Alfred to go because he can't deal with all his kids by himself in a place like Disney.

-Man is stressed.

-Mentally complains about how expensive everything is like he isn't a billionaire.

-Grizzly Peak was his favorite.

-He thought ‘Soarin’ was the best ride. \

-Now hates Iron Man

Cass: 

-Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mason were her favorite.

-Doesn't want to but agrees to take pictures with the princesses (she actually really wants to, especially with Pocahontas).

-Meeting Loki was the highlight of her day.

-Convinces Tim that Walt Disney's Head is frozen in the basement. 

Steph: 

-Explains to Damian that The Wizarding World is at a different park.

-Convinces Cass and Babs to take pictures with every princess they see.

-Gets Jason to take a picture with Eeyore and Tigger. (She said it was them)

-Makes everyone watch the parade. 

-Cries during the Fireworks. 

Babs: 

-Get's sad that there's not many rides that are wheelchair accessible.

-Convinces Dick that he can go on rides without her.

-Loved taking pictures with the princesses

-Meeting Ariel was her favorite part.

-Jungle Cruise was her favorite ride.

-Tells Dick to leave Spider-Man alone.

-Tells Dick he can't just ask people to do backflips with him.

-Loved Pixie Hollow. 

Alfred: 

-It was his idea but he wants to stay at the manor.

-Has no idea why Bruce is stressed considering he planned everything.

-Takes princess pictures with the girls.

-Kept telling Duke to stop eating so much candy because he was going to get sick.

-Stand behind everyone during the fireworks and tear up at the idea of this trip healing all of their inner childs even if it's just a little.

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#batfam #bat family #batfam headcanons #jason todd #redhood #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #duke thomas #Signal #cassandra cain #batgirl #stephanie brown #spoiler #barbara gordon #oracle #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth #batfamily headcanons #headcanon #dcu #dc comics #dc headcanon #gotham #the wayne family #the waynes

[christinaroseandrews]

A lot of people are talking about how Disney didn't get nominated for their flagship 100th animated feature, Wish. Which is a big deal, I am not disputing that. This was a stellar year for animation and the academy had a glut of good options that did not include Wish. (I would have liked makoto shinkai's Suzume to be nominated but...)

But I want to talk about something else that is probably sticking in Disney's craw.

None of their Animated movies, in particular Wish, were nominated for "best original song."

Starting in 1940 with "when you Wish upon a Star", Disney's animated features could be counted upon to receive a nomination for best original song often winning the Honor. This includes movies such as Bambi; Saludos Amigos; Cinderella, and that racist mess that Disney would like you to forget, Song of the South. Even during the years after Walt's death a bunch of songs were nominated from things like Pete's Dragon and The Rescuers. But it wasn't until The Little Mermaid and the animation Renaissance that Disney's almost stranglehold and expectation that they're animated films would get nominated for an Oscar for best song really came into the forefront.

Take a walk through the best song nominations from 1989 to now and pretty much the majority of Disney and/or Pixar movies put out in those years has a best song nomination. There are a few exceptions, there always are, but generally when Disney includes original songs in its Animated properties it gets nominated.

That makes this year so odd. Disney technically has a nomination with Diane Warren's song for Flamin' Hot, which I suspect has more to do with the fact that the academy loves to nominate Diane Warren and then never give her the Oscar. ~_^ The big thing I noticed was that there were no nominations for Wish or even Elemental. And even more crucially, there was no one setting up a hue or cry that these movies (particularly Wish) didn't get nominated for best song.

Wish had all of the ingredients to be both an Oscar Bait for best animated feature and best original song. And the academy ignored it.

And frankly, I think this is 100% deserved. Wish was an okay movie. It wasn't good it wasn't bad it was just okay. And it's songs were forgettable.

Worse than that, in my opinion, they were unsingable. And what I mean by that is the songs were so complex so lyrically and musically difficult that a four-year-old in a princess dress would struggle to sing them. There were too many jumps and the lyrics were incredibly tongue twisty and they even sounded difficult for an accomplished singer like Ariana DeBose to sing. Seriously, the chorus of This Wish has so many jumps and drops that it is almost impossible to stay on key and also follow the melody. The music is just there.

When I walked out of the theater, I couldn't remember any of the songs. I still can't. And as most of my friends can tell you I have a bloody musical memory. I remember songs.

The first time I saw Barbie, I had three of the songs (What was I made for, I'm just Ken, and Pink) wrestling for dominance over who was going to be my earworm for the day. The same thing was true with Frozen, Moana, Encanto, beauty and the Beast, and even Tarzan. I still can't remember the music from Wish at all. To even write this, I had to go on YouTube and listen to the songs. And after listening to them, I still can't sing them. But just typing "I'm just Ken" has put that song in my head.

So rather than just celebrating Wish being excluded in a very good year for animation (it was so good, y'all) we should also be laughing and pointing that the Disney's attempts at getting a best song nomination for that movie also went unheeded.

Because I sure am.

#wish #disney wish #academy award nominations #oscars 2024 #best original song #best animated feature #wish was ingored #as it should be

[alenseress]

Elias laughs and the sound of it isn't unkind. Jon isn't sure why he expects it to be. It's somewhat pleasant, actually, to see his shoulders shake undone, forehead pressed to the roof of the car.

"Did I say something wrong?"

Elias waves him off and straightens up with a smile that gets his face all crinkled up. It's a lot of fine lines, a lot more under the unforgiving streetlights than what Jon is used to. It makes him seem more articulated, somehow. Less of a, what is it that Sasha keeps calling him, Walt Disney's frozen head?

"Not at all. You are one peculiar man, Jonathan."

Jon, he wants to correct, but doesn't know if it's appropriate — they're not really on the first name basis, are they. Elias is, sure. Was, from the very start, but the "Elias" in question never actually slips past Jon's head. So, instead, he finds the logo on the bumper very noteworthy.

"Cadillac," Elias suggests and now Jon scoffs himself.

"Are you showing off?"

Elias bops his head in a touché kind of way and scratches at his brow with a thumb carefully stuck away from the burning cigarette. "You looked like you were about to ask."

"It's just my face."

"Oh, I know."

Jon buries his freezing fingers into the coat's pockets and joins him, pressing a hip to the cold metal. Elias offers his portsigar in that sickeningly polite manner of his and Jon grabs a smoke for himself without thinking it through, mainly because he feels awkward standing empty handed. Something about them and the deserted Tesco parking lot does feel extremely inappropriate, now that he thinks about it with a cold cleared head.

Elias squints at his scrambling. "Are you uncomfortable?"

As he pockets for his lighter, Jon actually contemplates his answer. Elias doesn't rush, but does, however, mirror his stance so they end up face-to-face.

"No, I suppose," Jon clicks the wheel and takes a drag. "Are you uncomfortable?"

Cranks his head a bit and tries to roll something on his tongue along with the smoke. "Do I make you uncomfortable, Elias?"

He looks at him then, really looks at him, so prolonged and heated Jon feels like he might break sweat. But then the gaze slips somewhere above his shoulder and Elias smiles to himself as if remembering a joke.

"Somewhat, yes."

"Unfortunate."

"Not at all."

When Elias reaches out to him after a moment of silence, Jon isn't really surprised. He's not good at this but god knows he isn't entirely lost in clues, not when it comes to someone as blunt as Elias. It leaves him soured, really, the momentary rush of anxiety and disappointment. He takes a deep breath, preparing to say his best collected good-byes.

Elias runs his fingers gently along his clenched fist, so much so that Jon trails off with a stupidly hanging mouth. The nails, somewhat long and polished, scrape his dry skin up the sleeve and slip to the underside, following the veins with just their pointy tips. Jon makes a noise he's terrified to hear as his hand opens involuntarily. Elias holds it like he has held Jon's hand a million times before, like he watched it weather through the years just alongside his own, like he pressed kisses and whispered prayers into his palms. He holds it like he knows it, turning it over towards the dimm light above them.

Jon stares at his own clipper laying now cradled. Elias points a finger, connects the moles on his wrist and draws a thoughtful line to the cheap plastic, eventually tracing the pixelated design. The eye stares back at them.

"Let me drive you home, Jon."

Jon can't breathe for some reason.

"Wha..."

"You seem tired."

#jonelias #pre-canon #tho I'm not sure how far #tagged intense hand holding?? #the magnus archives #Spotify

[jellogram]

You know walt disney's head isn't actually cryogenically preserved because if it was, the company would be charging money to see it. It would be in a beautifully designed room that was futuristic-themed and you could only access it if you stayed at the Frozen Futures Disneyland Resort™️ and purchased the VIP Walt Disney's Magic Freezer Package priced at $5500. While you wait in line to go in you would pose for a greenscreen photo that makes it look like your head is cut off and preserved next to walt's and you would buy the photo prints at the gift shop for $32.95

[thirteenth-is-gay]

You know the myth about Disney keeping Walt Disney’s head frozen so that he could be brought back to life once the technology has developed?

BBC is probably considering doing exactly that but with David Tennant so that they can keep bringing him back for future Doctor Who anniversaries

#doctor who #David Tennant