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Oh Baby, Baby! 4

It’s been a very long time but 🤭🤭🤭 here we go! Oh baby, part 4!

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Warnings: pregnancy

WC: 3.6k

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Harry was absolutely insane.

Y/N was positive about that. She sat on the couch as she watched him bob about the kitchen, installing baby locks. Baby locks- and her bump was still little. Despite all of this, though, she found it stupidly attractive. His desire to be a dad, his dedication to the baby that was just a tiny little seed inside of her stomach, his already overprotective soul, it made her fall just a bit deeper.

The shift had been evident and obvious and neither of them had any awkwardness about it. It was no longer two best friends making a child- they were in it together. Harry was just as dedicated to Y/N as he was to their child. She had found that out relatively quickly. When they’d gone to the bar to meet up with their friends, Y/N and Harry both sipping on plain sodas as they caught up with people. He had gone to the bar to get her a bowl of cherries that she had been obviously craving since he had caught her looking at longingly in Sarah’s drink. He’d been approached by a very pretty girl that had her stomach twisting, seeing her place her hand on his arm which she had wanted to rip off violently. He had taken the slip of paper from her and nodded before heading back with the cherries he had paid a stupid amount for.

She had been quiet with his return, his heavy arm sloping around her shoulder like nothing had happened. He sunk back into his comfortable space, kissing the side of her head as she took one of the cherries to pop in her mouth. It felt bit hard to swallow when she did, the burning in her gut outweighing the sweetness of the cherry. Y/N hadn’t been able to hold back, turning to him after staying quiet for a bit.

“Are y’gonna go for it?” She asked,, trying to feign nonchalance. She had done a very poor job of it, though. Y/N was never one with believable poker faces. Harry could read her like a book.

“Who? Girl at the bar?” He asked with a quirked brow, shaking his head at her irritation when she nodded. Her slight pout and her irritated brows made him want to coo at her. She was so cute. “Why the hell would I do that when you’re right next to me? You’re the mother of my child. I dont need to look elsewhere. I adore you.” He turned her face, pinching her chin and pressing his lips to hers firmly for a chaste but loaded kiss. “Threw it in the trash on the way back. Told her I was an expecting father. Don’t need to go searching anywhere else.”

And that was that.

Now, doting dad and committed… boyfriend? Partner? Whatever their label was, he was exceedingly good at it. Phenomenal, really. He kept the fridge stocked with jars of the sweetened cherries and switched his cologne to a less spicy one because as much as she liked the other one, her pregnancy hormones absolutely could not stand it. He made sure to set up tea for her and get coffee if out because mournfully she was also sick whenever she smelled it. She was just hormonal and unhappy that someone else had hit on him.

Y/N had been grumpy lately. She didn’t mean to be, but with bouts of morning sickness and her breasts feeling a bit tender, a weird craving for fried chicken tenders with peanut butter, she felt irritated all the time. There wasn’t much anyone could do for that. That didn’t mean Harry deserved to be on the receiving end of her grumpiness, though. She felt a bit bad as she watched him walk back over to test out the locks, not seeming to be bothered by it visibly but… she knew he valued her a lot and the last thing she wanted was for him to think she was being mean in purpose.

Tears grew in her eyes, the sting making her even more upset. She kept fucking crying and she had been lucky to keep it from him this far, but it had only been a matter of time. A quiet sniffle was accompanied by rubbing over her eyes, not wanting tears to fall before she spoke. “I’m sorry, H.” She said, trying her best to keep her voice steady. Harry had quickly turned to look at her, concern etching over his features as he returned back to her side. “I shouldn’t have tried to start a fight. It’s not fair and you’re s-so lovely to me and I get scared you’re going to find someone who isn’t pregnant and whiny and eats weird things-“ she hiccuped, glassy eyes looking at his beautiful hands. It was hard to face him.

He couldn’t believe what he was hearing. Y/N was full of emotion lately but Harry had thought he made it clear that he wasn’t ever going to leave. “Sweet girl… hey.” He grabbed her chin with his thumb, tilting her head up to meet his eyes. “I’m not upset. I didn’t even know you had seen that. I’d never do that. I don’t want to. What I want is right here.” He moved to cup her cheek, wiping away a tear that had fallen down her cheek. Her stuttered breathing had him squatting in front of her, getting them eye level. This needed to be cleared up.

As much as he had been thorough in telling her that she was his, he hadn’t been proper in his declaration of need for her. “Look at me.” His instruction got her to look right at his eyes, a harsh swallow taken as she held her breath. “There is no one else. Maybe it’s my fault for not being clear, but I’m yours. Your partner in all of this, if you’ll have me.” Gentle strokes of the damp skin and the shaky breath exhaled as she took another second to absorb his words. “We made a sweet little baby inside of you, we’ve bonded but… m’not just here for the baby. I’m here for you. You’re what I want, and I’m sorry that I haven’t outright said it yet. I thought you knew how much I utterly adore you.” He got on his knees between her legs, still able to look at her face on as he brought her face towards him.

Delicately, he kissed over her skin. Feather light, soft and breezy, he kissed her forehead, her nose, her eyelids as she closed them to feel his affection. He was so serious about her that it grounded her a bit. Finally letting her body unclench, leaning her face into the pecks when he finished off with her lips. “I adore you too.” She mumbled back, holding on to his wrists. “I’m sorry. I- I kind of knew but we never spoke about it and when I saw you talking to her my mind panicked a little bit.” It was silly of her. Harry was right in saying he had made it clear she was his- her still slightly over sensitive cunt was proof of that alone- but the lack of clarification had gotten to her.

“Don’t need an apology from you. I know that if I saw a man talking to you, flirting… handing you his number? I’d be very annoyed. Not at you, but.. the idea. It pisses me off and probably wasn’t fun for you to watch.” He sighed, pulling back slightly to stare at her. “M’here for you and little baby inside of you. You both are my world. And I don’t want you questioning it again. Alright?” He squeezed her cheeks slightly with his hands, making her laugh through the last of her emotional tears.

“Got it.” She sniffed, welcoming the kiss he paired it with. “I- I still don’t think we need baby locks yet.”

“S’called being proactive, my darling.” He chuckled against her mouth. “Keep up.”

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Harry’s hand was threaded through hers as they left the appointment. Y/N was happy that as she was in her second trimester, but even more so, she was amused at her boyfriends antics.

He was diligent and doting on her, more than he had ever been before. The friend she had before had erupted from his cocoon, showing her a new side to him that she hadn’t anticipated. Protective, present, and so damn affectionate. He couldn’t keep his hands off of her. It wasn’t just sexually, either. The man always had his hand on her, lips pressing against some part of her body, fingers tangled with hers. It was very new, but very welcomed.

“So… soon they’ll be able to hear.” Harry mumbled as they walked towards the car. “So we’re going to have to play them some good music. Got to be careful what my child consumes because I will not have a kid with bad music taste.” He gave Y/N a look. “No radio for right now. I’ve got playlists, going to get the family plan for Spotify or something and then y’can use that.”

Y/N laughed under her breath, approaching his black SUV with a shake of the head. “Harry, I adore you, but please.” She gave him a look. “They’re going to be perfect. With a father like you, there’s no damn way our child isn’t going to know the ups and downs of rock n’ roll history.” Harry was quick to open up the passenger side door, holding on to her hand as he helped her get into the seat. “Besides, it’s mainly my heartbeat they’ll hear. They won’t start hearing a lot of external noise until the end of this trimester.” He had been on the baby websites.

“I know that. But we have to be safe, don’t we?” He was deadly serious, too. “We don’t know the exact time they’ll be able to hear it so…” he shrugged, making sure she was buckled before closing the door. Harry was already an active parent and Y/N couldn't fault him for that.

When he was in his seat and buckled, his hand moved the car into gear before finding its new favorite spot on her thigh. It still gave her little butterflies to feel him touch her so intimately, so casually. These adjustments had made her exceptionally happier in the last few weeks.

“What did you want for lunch, petal?” He asked softly, the music playing lowly after Harry adjusted the playlist. “Is it still chicken tenders? Or are you wanting something else?” The cravings had varied lately. Harry was never sure what exactly to get her so he waited for explicit instructions so they didn’t waste time or money.

“Can I have Taco Bell?” She asked, fiddling with the rings on his fingers. “Want one of the freeze things and.. maybe we get the taco box? With all the tacos so we can have it for later too?” Her stomach was growling, in desperate need of some food. “Want some of the chips and cheese too. Maybe 2. Your child is making me stupidly hungry.” The grumble made him laugh. It was very much his fault, and he wouldn’t change it.

“Course we can. Tomorrow I’m going to the grocery so I can get us some good food at home. Strawberries and greens for your smoothies.” While Harry was never one to dictate how she ate, he did encourage her to eat healthy when possible. He would cook for them since they’d basically moved in together, but Y/N was feeling too lazy to cook most of the time.

“Hm. Yeah, I think that’s good. I’d like some crisps and stuff to make dip… maybe some rice. I’ve been craving baby carrots with ranch a few times but we didn’t have it.” It hadn’t been so much that she would ask him to go out and get it. She was still able to go but Harry did like to take care of her so far. It had been a bit of an adjustment but she was learning to love it. “Y’know, you’re spoiling me. Going to make a monster out of me. I’m liking this ‘having Harry go to the shops’ thing.” Her grin was wide as she looked over to him in time to see him fondly roll his eyes.

“Well… I’m going to take care of you. You’re my girl, you’re carrying my baby. I’ve always liked spoiling you. Just didn’t do it as much because it would have been a bit weird.” He admitted. The sun was high in the sky and the clouds fluffy and white. The air was warm enough for them to have the windows down a bit as they drove, and Harry really felt like his heart was full. Just getting to experience this and spoil Y/N the way he had always had a weird itch to do? It was fulfilling a spot in his chest that had been vacant for a while.

“That’s good then. I like being spoiled so I think this could work out.”

—-

“Harry!”

The call of his name from across the house had him jolting, running from the kitchen where he had been preparing their meal, up the steps and down the hall to their bedroom. You never yelled for him like that. His brain had been on auto pilot, running over as fast as he could in his socks- dangerous- to find Y/N standing with wide eyes as their folded laundry sat in sorted piles on the bed.

Her hands were over her bump, visible in the cornflower blue dress that hung over her form. Her eyes were wide as she turned to look at him, mouth open as he approached. His hands immediately grabbed her face, looking her over. “What? What’s wrong?” He pressed. “Baby- y’cant yell for me like that and not tell me. Is there something wrong?”

“No! I don’t- I don’t think so?” She squeaked. “I felt them move! Like… s’not a kick or anything but it felt real this time! Not just the flutters. It’s like… squirming?” Her eyes were wide as she looked down at her belly, the shock of truly feeling their baby moving around inside of her taking her for a ride. “I didn’t mean to worry you but I just- I panicked and was excited. I’m sorry.” The woman hadn’t meant to worry him too much.

Harry felt himself melt in both relief and happiness at the clarification. His heart rate could finally slow down. Perching himself on the end of the bed, he was mindful of the laundry piles as he pulled her body in between his legs. “I’m not angry, Angel. Not in the slightest. You just scared me. Thought something was wrong. M’much happier with this result.” Hands moved from her hips to over her forming bump, stroking over it tenderly.

She had told him about flutters recently, how they’d made her excited- but this was a very new and exciting development. “I didn’t want you to miss out.” She peeped, looking down at him. “In case you could feel something. I know you love them a lot already and I didn’t want to keep the first couple times.”

Harry was in love. He knew that before, but her little moment now had solidified it even more. His lips pressed over the clothed belly, tilting his head up to look at her with his eyes full of fondness. “Thank you. I researched it and I don’t think I’ll be able to feel much until the end of this trimester, but I love that you wanted to tell me.” The moment had been more than enough for him. “What did it feel like to you, though? Tell me.” Holding her body to him and his chin against the bump, he listened intently.

“It was like… I don’t know exactly. They were squirming and bumped into the side of the wall? It’s hard to explain. It freaked me out at first.” A breathy left slightly moved his face as it rested on the belly. “Because I sometimes forget that there’s a real human in there growing. It’s incredible, isn’t it?” She placed her hands over his. “Like a little flower. Planted the seed and now the sprout is growing a flower.”

“Hm. Little sprout? I like that.” He turned to whisper into her belly. “Do you like that, Sprout? S’a cute little name your Mumma and I can call you. We’re going to find out if you’re a girl or boy later on but… it’s better than calling you ‘baby’, hm?” Harry more than liked that. “Can choose to be whatever you’d like, but think you’re going to be stuck with the Sprout nickname forever. S’already stuck. You’re going to be married with children and I’ll be calling you it.” He joked, rubbing her hips as he looked back up at Y/N.

She was so beautiful. Sometimes it struck him in the chest, like right now, how lucky he was to have been given her by chance. She had suggested this and they hadn’t anticipated this sort of thing happening, but it was the best thing to ever happen to him. She had that pregnancy glow, the beam of her smile. No more morning sickness and instead getting to enjoy her bump for a while. The leg cramps hurt a bit, but she and Harry worked on it with the massagers and vitamins. She was truly thriving, and he was elated.

“You’re so lucky, Sprout. Me and you. We get your Mumma, and she’s the most perfect woman. You will be grateful when you come out to meet her.” He felt her gentle hands stroke through his messy hair as he continued to speak. “Hope you’re nice to her the rest of the time you’re sprouting. She’s giving you some good genetics to work with here. M’gonna have the prettiest babies with her.”

“Babies?” Y/N rose a brow. “Who said we are having more than this one?” Her heart beat a bit faster as it did sink in. He meant it. He wanted the long haul. It was so exciting, so comforting to know. Harry reminded her often how how much he adored her, how he was proud to be hers, but that confirmation made it feel way more real.

“Well.. s’your body, so you. But I’d like to be the one who gives you more babies if you decide that I can.” He blinked up at her. “I’m more than okay with one, if that’s all you’d like. But… I would definitely like some more if that’s something you’d offer.” Obviously he would never pressure her into anything she didn’t want, but it was something he had been envisioning.

A full house. A dog or two. A set dining room table and sports practices, plays, dance recitals. Siblings spats and groans when Harry would kiss her. Picnics and beach days where he would remind the children to walk, do not run to the water. Applying sunscreen to grumbling kids and holding Y/N’s hand through all of their firsts. Perhaps it was a big dream to ask to follow through, but it was something he desperately wanted.

“You’d really want that? We haven’t even had this one yet.” She asked softly, surprise evident in her tone. “You like them that much?”

“Love them. And you.” He looked up at her again, pulling his lips from her stomach, letting the words sit in the silence for a second. “Love you a lot, Y/N. You’re all I’ve ever wanted. Want to build a family with you, a home. Not just a house or a flat. Want to do it all with you. You’ve been my best friend for a long time but I love you a lot more than that. You’re the person I’ve always wanted to be with but didn’t particularly know it. Didn’t allow myself to think of it. Now that I have a chance, I’m taking it. Keeping it.” And her.

Eventually he would propose, but he didn’t want her to think it was just from the baby fever. He loved her wholly before this but it had grown and changed shape and color. She felt like gold. Bright, shiny, priceless. Better than anything else he had ever seen and she had him wrapped around her finger.

“I’d like that.” She caressed the tops of his cheeks with her knuckles. “You’re my best friend too… and- and I think that there’s no one better suited for the job as the father of my children than you. I’ve loved you for a long time and it’s changed the meaning, like you said but.. I like that idea.” Building a home and family with him. Something so perfect to them. It wouldn’t always be, but they’d love it despite the imperfections and hiccups. She knew his heart, and it was pure.

“But to be honest? To me, you’ve always felt like home.”

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Can You Stop Being So Sexy Around Me? It's Distracting, and I Need to Get Work Done

I absolutely adored revisiting Nick Baxter, I haven't had a chance to write him lately.

The Romantic - Nick has always been a romantic when it comes to you.

Symphony (NSFW) - Nick welcomes you home in his own special way.

Come Back To Bed - Nick tries to coax you back to bed.

It’s late when you turn up at Nick’s office, long past the dinner date he’d had to cancel with you earlier this evening. He hates the fact he had to do that, that this case is keeping him away from you when it’s your last day in the US for a while.

You have an early flight to Berlin tomorrow morning, it’s the first leg of your European tour. You’ll be away for three months playing at venues in cities like Rome, Barcelona, Prague. He plans to fly out there and meet you in Italy in six weeks, spend some time I one of the world’s most romantic cities sightseeing with his wife.

He smiles when you enter the room. You’re wearing that black dress he likes, the elegant one that clings to your form.

“I’ve got a few hours of this yet.” He says apologetically as he sets down the file on his desk. “The defence really fucked things up for us today.”  

“Nick.” You say softly as you perch on the edge of his desk, the hem of the dress riding just a little bit higher. “I’m leaving tomorrow and I want to spend a little time with my husband.”

“Rosie…” He begins but you’re already unzipping your dress.

There’s a stirring in his groin as the fabric slips from your shoulders and down along the rest of your body. His grip on the arms of his chair tightens because you’re clad in midnight blue lingerie, the pretty set he bought you for Valentine’s Day. He doesn’t have a chance of denying you, especially when you reach up and release your hair from the clip that holds it in place. Your hair tumbles down around your features in soft waves and his heart just stops because he loves you like this, truly he does.

“Now you can fuck me.” You tell him as you lean back against his desk. “Or you can watch me do it myself.”

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Humans are weird: Pets

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Alien: Why did you invite me over? Human: To introduce you to the newest fluffy member of my family. Alien: I did not think you capable of procreation. Human: Really? Human: How do you think my species has survived so long? Alien: No I wasn’t talking about your species, just you. -------------------- Human: *Throws ball for doggo* *Doggo chases after it* Alien: Why do you repeat this process? Human: Because they love it. Alien: Hmmmmm. Alien: *Uses telepathy to read dogs mine. Dog: Why do they keep dropping this sphere? Dog: Maybe this time they will hold on to it. -------------------------- Human: This is my pet crab “Mr. Snips”, and he is a pirate. Alien: Awe. *Playfully sticks finger out to pet crab* Is that because you let him sit on your shoulder? *Crab reaches out with claw and grabs finger* Human: No, it’s because he’ll cut you. Alien: *Looks nervously at Mr. Snips* -------------------------- Alien: Why do you have three of the felines? Human: Well Otto has been with me the longest for over a decade. Alien: Ok. Human: But when I got a new job I was at home less so I got worried that he’d be lonely so then I got Binbin. Alien: Logical. Human: But then I realized Otto only loved me and didn’t want to play with Binbin so I had to get a new cat who they could play with. Alien: Why did you not just take the second cat back? Human: What kind of stupid question is that? Human: *Mockingly* Why didn’t you just take the second cat back! Human: Why don’t I just shove my poo back in me because I miss it inside me? Alien: That is gross and not at all related to our discussion. Human: You made me upset and I’m swinging wild man! ----------------------------- Alien: Why do you have that bird? Human: It’s a smart bird you dumb dumb. Alien: What makes you say that? Bird: *Squawk* Bird smart, bird smart; you dumb dumb! *Squawk* Human: See what I mean? Human: He’s a smart bird. -------------------------------

Alien: I see your canine also wears a collar. Alien: Does that mean it is kinky too? Human: What the fuck kind of question is that? Alien: I only ask because last night you told me to- Human: *Panic slaps alien to be quiet* --------------------------------- Human: I got a pet turtle. Alien: I see you have finally found something that chews their food even slower than you do. Human: Why do you do me dirty man? Alien: It took you ten minutes to finish chewing a single bite from a carrot. Alien: You know why. --------------------------------

Alien: You have an adorable canine companion. Human: Yeah, he’s the best. *Squeezes doggo’s face cheeks* Human: *In cute voice* If anything ever happened to you I’d start shooting; yes I would, yes I would. *Doggo walks off* Alien: You say the cutest jests sometimes. Human: Who said I was joking? Alien: You can’t tell me you’d- Human: *Places gun on table with loud thud* Alien : *Looks down in silence* Human: Did I stutter? -------------------------------------- Alien: What does this tiny rodent do for fun? Human: I put them in a tiny ball and they run around like it is mad max. Human: Watch. *Puts hamster in plastic ball and they begin running* Human: They become the roomba’s natural predator in that thing. ------------------------------------------ Alien: I see your reptilian is almost as big as you are. Human: Not quite, but he’s getting there. Alien: How can you tell? Human: At night he slithers into bed next to me to sleep. Alien: …………. Alien: You know that they only do that to- Human: -measure themselves to see if they are long enough to eat us; yes I know. Alien: If you know then why in florp’s name do you allow it?!?! Human: You haven’t seen his cute begging face. -------------------------------------------- Alien: Why do you have a spider as a pet? Human: I can see a lot of myself in them. Alien: They both are disturbing and don’t like to be touched? Human: No; more of that they like to dig a hole to be alone and only come out when food is close by.

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[mysterywheeze]

what a weekend, huh

I've refrained from using this blog to share my thoughts on the [gestures vaguely] situation for- well, for a few reasons. For one, I haven't been directly involved in the fandom for a while for personal reasons (I will reiterate that I am Mostly Fine). For two, until today we didn't have an official update on the matter. And for three, there's been A LOT of vitriol within the fanbase, so saying anything felt like stepping into a minefield.

Point three still stands. But what the hell? I've thrown my thoughts into worse rings.

My opinions on the whole fiasco can be summed up in four points.

ONE: Their initial plan was bad, and the way they announced it was even worse.

I don't think I have to explain why cutting off a large number of low-income and international fans is a shitty thing to do. That the initial treatment of Patreon fans was poor is, I think, similarly self-evident. And not just because we weren't initially given free access to the streaming platform; the abrupt cancellation of WW+ and early access screwed a lot of annual-membership patrons over.

We now have confirmation that Watcher needed a new revenue stream to stay operational, and that the team viewed this change as essentially a last resort to avoid layoffs or worse. We did not get this information in the "Goodbye YouTube" video. The Watcher team could have been upfront from the beginning, but they decided not to be. Instead they hyped up the announcement, even had a countdown, leading us to think that this was a sign of something good, when in reality it was a sign of something dire.

I hope we can all agree that more initial transparency would have significantly improved the audience reaction to the announcement.

TWO: The update/apology video was a good one.

They addressed why they made their decision, admitted to their fuck-up, and changed their plan. That's Owning Up To Your Mistakes 101. What we got was a compromise; they aren't scrapping the streaming service altogether, but they aren't abandoning fans who can't afford it altogether, either. And of course, they've told us that the streaming service is necessary for the survival of the company. Better late than never.

There's still a lot that they need to do before they can fully gain my trust. And I say gain, not regain, because this isn't the first time they've had a business fumble (NOTE: this is not about the HWYD incident). From Patreon rewards coming months late to factual errors in their educational shows, to what I strongly suspect is mismanagement of funds leading to their current financial troubles, they've always had flaws that ought to be addressed.

But it's a start. A good start at that.

THREE: Some fans reacted to the announcement (and to a lesser extent, to the update) in deeply inappropriate ways.

Look, I don't think you have to ~deeply adore~ Steven Lim to be a Watcher fan. I'll admit that, as a diehard Unsolved fan since 2017 who rarely watched Worth It before 2020, Steven's shows appealed to me less than Ryan and Shane's content did. The average viewcounts of Steven's shows compared to Ryan-n-Shane's shows indicates that my preferences are pretty common.

That being said, as someone who isn't particularly enthused about Steven content, I can appreciate the things he's done for Watcher and as a human being. He's always been the guy pushing hardest for Asian-American representation, as Grocery Run, Hidden Narratives, and especially his response to the 2021 tragedy in Atlanta, made very clear.

From years ago to just last week, he's said some poorly-worded and even insensitive things. He's a human. We're prone to doing that.

If you think that it's okay to insult him on a personal level over this weekend's fiasco, to drag up an old mistake he already publicly apologized for, or to make unfounded accusations about his moral character, you are solely mistaken and have some serious maturing to do. If you actually partook in any of those activities, I sincerely hope that you regret your actions and avoid repeating them. And if you're one of those people STILL trying to pin all the blame on Steven, or even calling for his resignation(?!?)... I don't know what to tell you. I really hope you become a kinder person soon.

This also goes for people who started getting personal with the other members of Team Watcher, or with their friends or loved ones outside the company. So what if Sara had an imperfect take? She's not responsible for Watcher's bad decision, and we shouldn't be dragging her into the discourse just because she's married to a guy who did a fuck-up.

And yeah, Shane did a fuck-up. It ain't cute to act like he's an innocent anti-capitalist baby being dragged into this mess by Steven. Same goes for people saying Ryan didn't play a part in this, but over the past few days I've seen way more support for Shane among conspiratorial fans than for Ryan. I'm not going to act like racial bias is the only factor at play here, clearly it's more complex than that, but making up conspiracies to protect your white fave while scapegoating the outspoken-against-racism Asian guy... it's not a good look. You have to realize that and evaluate your biases.

FOUR: The backlash to the backlash has become excessive and unhelpful.

I get it. When people are being dicks online, it's natural to speak out against it. And boy howdy, were some people being dicks this weekend. Emphasis on the some.

Yes, there's been a lot of mean-spirited, unconstructive hate sent Watcher's way over the past few days. There's also been an incredibly large volume of constructive criticism from all corners of the fandom. Some of it's been discussed between fans, some of it's been shared directly with Team Watcher. It doesn't stick in your mind as strongly as blatant hate does, but I can assure you, it's there.

And in the effort to defend Watcher against that hate, a lot of you have made it really hard for good-faith criticism to be heard.

Seriously, every time I see someone on the Wiscord politely criticize one of Watcher's decisions, they're immediately shut down by a fellow fan. Same thing happened to me in an unofficial fan server earlier today. My good-faith critique wasn't as important as the fact that some asshole could hypothetically make a similar argument in bad faith. Any attempt at a calm, reasoned discussion of Watcher's issues as a company gets drowned out with blind positivity.

Let me make my stance crystal clear: people are allowed to be upset about things that they aren't being forced at gunpoint to pay for. That's like, the the basis of media criticism. "You don't HAVE to pay for it so you shouldn't complain about it" is not an argument that should be taken seriously here on Al Gore's internet.

There's also been a lot of disingenuous use of the "don't you believe artists should get paid?" argument, because yes I do, and yes they have been getting paid. By thousands of people at once - far more supporters than most working artists receive in a lifetime. I personally have been supporting them financially since January of 2020, literally since day one. Watcher's situation evidently isn't ideal, but as far as independent creators go they're pretty darn privileged to have the following they have.

And if you think that Team Watcher has actually totally been doing the right thing all along, then you're wrong. The guys at Watcher themselves admitted that. If they really are the bastions of honesty you're convinced they are, you'll accept that. Above all, the changes they announced today are not proof that "the bullies won". If the bullies won, there would be no streaming service. What happened was a compromise, and the assholes in this fandom didn't want a compromise.

Look, I know you guys. I remember the old days, when we weren't afraid to provide feedback to Watcher when they fucked up, and over much smaller fumbles than this recent one. I know we've all put a lot of money and time into this company and the people behind it. The sunk-cost fallacy is a very powerful thing. But please don't let your hatred for bullies and love for the boys completely blind you to valid criticism. You can't entirely shield them from growing pains if what you want for them is real growth.

FIVE: This isn't a real point in the list I just had to separate my closing thoughts from the rest of the essay I accidentally wrote. Whoops.

The other day, I saw somebody (can't recall their handle, sorry) describe some fan reactions to Friday's announcement as "post-divorce honesty". It's far from the only comparison to a breakup I've seen. That phrase has been ringing in my head for a while now. Because this situation has made a lot of people reevaluate what they like about Watcher, why they became a fan in the first place, and if it's worth sticking around.

Watcher made a mistake. One that they could walk back but can't undo. Their reputation is never going to be the same as it was before. Likewise, a lot of fans said things that can't be taken back, and now that's tied to their reputation in our community. I can't blame anyone for feeling uneasy right now.

Hm. When I started writing this, I had an actual ending in mind. I don't know where that went.

Maybe that's the note I end this massive ramble on? Watcher's future is uncertain, the community's future is uncertain, so I'm uncertain about the last part of this post...? Agh. There's a reason why I'm more of a fiction writer than an essayist. It's getting late, I've got stuff to do tomorrow, and my browser's beginning to slow down from the sheer weight of my draft being open for so long.

Just... try to take it easy on each other, okay? It's been a hell of a week, and we haven't even finished Monday yet.

#watcher #ryan bergara #steven lim #shane madej #good lord. we all gotta sleep.

[stevenbasic]

Growing into the Job, Post 352: That was Then, This is Now, p4

“So, Morgan looked pretty disappointed, don’t you think?” I chuckled, trying to loosen my goose after closing the door to his office behind the big blonde nurse and turning back to him. I’d just walked in on the two of them - well, the three of them, Gianna had been watching over the computer - getting ready for some naughty time. Immediately I’d felt a weird jolt of something dark inside me, something possessive and, like, territorial. Morgan looked ready to just eat him up from there between his legs, had actually already half-torn off the new scrub pants I’d bought him. He looked both shocked and, bless his heart, thankful to see me. But it wasn’t the sight of the two of them, together, that really bothered me, I think. The thought of one of my girls, like Morgan, being with him & tending to him if he needed it actually could make me feel kinda good. I think it was seeing that Gianna was there that set something off in me. I mean, I don’t think I reacted badly, or did anything weird, but I definitely wanted to turn that computer screen off as quick as I could. If Morgan was going to suck him, I didn’t want him looking at Gianna, listening to Gianna. Me. Me me me.

Bye Gianna, we’ll talk to you later. I’d switched off the power to the screen already.  

When I did turn black to Jay - door closed, now - and handed him his warm milk for the morning (not Katarina’s this time haha!) he was still stammering in apology, his face was so adorably red. I laughed him off as best I could, but I was still feeling those twinges. 

This boy is mine, I thought, as a flash of Gianna passed through the she-wolf part of my head, back off. 

Weird! I told him to drink his milk and not worry about it, stepping around to his side of the desk - pulling it back into place after Morgan had pushed it away - and set my laptop up in front of him. I crouched down aside him so we could both see it’s screen, and he could have a good view down the generous top of my cool new white dress. In case you need a reminder of where you belonged, or who you belong to. It made me feel better, when his eyes darted down between them, and then had a hard time coming back out. That’s right, lots to look at, huh sweetie? But, here, let’s concentrate on my computer…

I was so excited to show him!

“Wh-what’s this?” he asked, as my screen sprung to life. 

“I’m going to give you a tour of the new offices!” I sang. I’d just gotten it myself, the file from the construction team with the virtual tour of the new office wings. I’d been over there, working with the construction people a lot over the past few weeks, many of the girls had. But Jay hadn’t seen anything yet, aside from maybe some early blueprints. They were nearly finished with all the major stuff anyway, we’d be opening soon, but there was still a lot of painting and decorating to be done. This 3-D animated walkthrough had that all in place and pretty, what it’d look like in a few days. I’d glanced at it quickly with Marisela and Josie in my office before coming here, and had immediately wanted to show it to him, too. I brought it in on my laptop instead of sending him the file because, well, my computer is bigger and better than his. I clicked a few things and the animation started up for us.

“So here we are,” I began, as the video file went full screen and the POV camera zoomed in on the big, beautiful new glass front doors from the parking lot. It was all computer/generated but looked a lot like what it really did. I glanced over at him; he was paying attention well. “Big doors, huh? They’re twelve feet high, but glide open so easy - and we come into the new front atrium…”

I’ve been waiting for this for so long. 

“Oh my god…” he immediately marveled, and my face nearly split open with how huge my smile felt. He looked amazed! The camera came in through the entryway and right away you could get a sense of the scale of the enormous new welcome space, what patients would see when they first walk in. All in white-ish marble, the atrium was super-fancy, with a ceiling that soared up into the new third story and beyond. Balconies lined the upper levels, a beautiful altar of a reception desk beckoned from across the white stone floor. Natural light filled the space, pillars made the whole thing look really impressive, and gateways to the new wings lay ahead and off to the left. But, haha, probably what was making him most speechless now was what soared up up and up behind the reception desk. Forty-feet tall with its arm extended and looking off to some great distance, a 'Far Horizon’ haha. 

“Is that…you?!?” he blurted, the awestruck shock in his voice and the new race to his heart so freaking satisfying that I nearly screamed. He liked it!

“Haha no that’s not ‘me’..!” I answered, as the camera came deeper into the atrium and slowly started to pan up, and up, and up. I actually blushed, noticing just how, uh, voluptuous they’d made her. “That’s a statue - it looks just like white marble but it’s really a cool amal-…amalgam, plastics and stone and like they can do so many things with it. Anyway, do you like the dress?!? I helped choose it out…”

His eyes were wide. This is exactly what I wanted to see! Exactly the reaction I wanted from him. Awe, I think they call it.  Yes yes yes, the statue is beautiful, and so is the big podium dais thing it stands on, making it rise even higher above everyone. It’s even better in real life, so impressive, so…monumental and perfect. But, even though it was just onscreen and really just an animation, the virtual tour video here gave a pretty good idea of what it was actually like.

“It looks just like you…” he said, slowly, jaw gaping and clearly amazed. And maybe a little scared. 

“Well, I was, like, the model for it,” I began, “We did a shoot for it with the artists way at the beginning. They based it on my figure and, like, my face. But, really, it’s not me. It’s more, like…I dunno…” 

I mean, it’s all in stone. But, yeah, it does kinda look like me. The boobs for sure. And…it’s forty feet tall.

Jay was speechless, as the camera breezed up the crazy curves of the giant amalg-...stone lady that would now greet all our patients as they came into our new offices. The dress, a classic wrap that clung to m-…her body like a really tight toga, was really magnificent, made the whole thing look so majestic, like it was out of some Roman temple, and made her look like a huge ancient goddess. That’s what we were going for, right?

Jay was still flabbergasted. The idea of a medical building having a forty-foot statue of its Office Manager is ridiculous, right? He was trying to wrap his head around it, understand that though I was the model for it, and haha it’s like got my hairstyle, it wasn’t actually me. “So, it's, like an everywoman?” he attempted, explaining it as much to himself as asking me, “This is a medical facility, so, like, it represents female…health?”

“Sure, Mmhmm, health,” I agreed, nodding in encouragement. I wanted him to like it, and I didn’t want him too freaked out (a little is okay haha). “Female health.” 

And strength, and female power and authority. 

”uh, okay, I get that,” he nodded, slowly accepting that he’d be seeing this giant, walking past her feet every day. “It’s not you, it’s just…yeah.”

 “Yeah, for sure,” I agreed, trying to keep the excitement out of my voice, and my lady parts under control. It’s totally me.

“Here, let me show you some of the other stuff,” I finally said, after the camera had panned back down the statue, was again at m-…her feet. “So, after patients are greeted at the front desk by Aubrey and the girls, they’ll be directed to either the ‘Women’s Health’ wing on the left, there, or the ‘Evolution’ one, back there behind it. 

“Those are, uh, really impressive entryways,” he said, stunned by the gorgeous, modern details with classical styling that highlighted the atrium and would lead patients to where they needed to be. “Now, uh, how would you get to our practice here?”

“Oh, to geriatrics?” I answered, clicking a couple things and swinging the camera to the right. The small door that led to our current offices was there, yes. 

“That looks a lot smaller…” he commented. 

“Well, we didn’t want to intimidate your ol-…your current patients,” I replied, “they like things the way they are, for now. So we kept it modest, familiar….” It does look pretty overshadowed over there, huh? “But hey! Let me show you this, it’s so cool…”

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#growing into the job

[degeneratehourss]

Lumine's Harem (If Aether allows it) -16. The Kamisato's

It's finally here! The new chapter of my series is up on my Patreon (Link in my bio)! I took some time but I think it's worth it considering it is 60 pages long and over 25K words. I worked super hard on it so if you'd like to read this early access chapter and support me, please check it out!

This chapter contains: Incest (Aelumi and Kamisatocest), Foursome, some girl on girl action, breeding kink, anal, spanking and butt plugs.

And here's a sneak peek for ya~

“Ok, so,” Lumine said excitedly, plopping down on the couch as she sipped her cup of tea, getting comfortable, “you promised me a story!” 

Aether frowned as he looked at her in confusion, “what?” 

“Remember? Days before when we got interrupted by Kazuha?” Lumine recollected, mind going back to their friend who had just traveled back to Liyue the night before, “You were telling me about how you caught the Kamisato’s having sex~”

“Oh, right.” Aether said, remembering as he put down the book he was reading. Both of them were lounging in the fancy inn Ayato got them, relaxing after a long day of commissions, “It’s nothing super exciting. I only saw them for a few seconds before I ran out of there.” 

“Doesn’t matter.” Lumine said, waving away his excuse, “I still want to hear it!”

Aether sighed with a roll of the eyes, “Fine. Well, this was a few years ago.”

Lumine got comfortable on the couch, looking super adorable in her tank top and puffy sleep shorts as she immediately got invested in the story. 

“Ayato had asked me for a favor.” Aether explained, “He had heard rumors that a rival clan was planning to introduce a product into the Inazuman market knowing full well that it could hurt people- even potentially kill them.” 

Lumine took a sip of her tea, nodding. 

“So, he asked me to break into their mansion along with Sayu and retrieve the documents that would clearly show their intention to make a profit despite knowing that they were going to cause harm. We broke in, got the documents and broke out. Overall, a very successful operation.” 

He paused, taking a sip of water before he continued, “But I guess Ayato wasn’t expecting me to finish his task so quickly. It was dead of night and I managed to get into the Kamisato estate but the guards weren’t allowing me inside their home cause it was past visiting hours. So, I snuck around until I found the window to their room and…well…” 

“Ooohhh~” Lumine purred, eyes wide, “You saw them having sex! You peeping tom!”

Aether remembered the sight clearly. From his location on the window, he could see them from the side, getting a fairly explicit view of the situation despite peeking through a gap in the curtains. Ayaka was on her hands and knees, completely naked as her brother, just as naked, pounded into her from behind. Her ass clapped against his hips, her tits swinging back and forth as she was fucked, a flustered expression on her face. Aether couldn’t hear what they were saying, but he could see the way Ayaka’s face would turn into a bright shade of red everytime Ayato opened his mouth, her older brother no doubt spilling out filth like it was his job. Ayato himself had a smug expression on his face, a sly smirk as he clearly enjoyed degrading and teasing his sweet sister, smacking her ass as he pounded her mercilessly.

Not one to spy on a couple (that didn’t involve his sister anyway), Aether quickly left, blood rushing to his cheeks as he decided that the reports could wait till tomorrow. 

“Was it hot?” Lumine asked, curious.

“Wh- I don’t know!” Aether said, “I didn’t keep watching! I’m not interested in anyone but you.” 

Lumine let out a coo, her heart getting warm as she moved closer to her brother, placing a sweet kiss to his cheek before sitting on his lap, Aether holding her comfortably. 

 “You’re so cute, you know that?” Lumine teased, rubbing her nose against his lovingly, Aether letting out a scoff as a response, blushing slightly as she peppered his face with kisses. 

“I just got excited cause there’s another pair of siblings just like us!” Lumine explained, “Of all our centuries of life that’s still something very rare to see. I thought I found a girlfriend I can share stories with.” 

Regardless of all the friends she has and the number of men she slept with, Lumine still desired a girlfriend who she could gossip with about her love life. Aether had plenty of guy friends to share his stories with (most of whom wanted to/have fucked her) while Lumine didn’t feel comfortable talking to any of her girl friends about her escapades. But now, since Ayaka is also in an incestuous relationship, she was excited to think she’d finally found a friend who Lumine knew wouldn’t have an ounce of judgment and could relate to her feelings and experiences. And knowing Ayaka, she would also enjoy having a friend to share her thoughts with, the woman no doubt even more secretive than Lumine is. 

“Hmmm.” Aether hummed, hugging her tightly as he snuggled his face into her chest, moaning in content as he used her tits as a pillow, “You can try talking to Ayaka if you’d like. She might be more open with you since you’re both girls.” 

“That’s a nice idea.” Lumine said with a nod, “We’re meeting the siblings tomorrow anyway, maybe I can try then.” 

“Mhmm.” Aether hummed, nuzzling into her skin as a hand came up to grope a boob, squeezing her like a toy, “Ayaka said they have something important to tell us. I bet it relates to her relationship.” 

“Let’s see.” Lumine said, sipping her tea as she allowed her brother to continue to grope her, his touch not sexual in nature but more intimate- like he just wanted his hand on her. They continued to talk as he squeezed her tits, a cute moment of domesticity among the chaos that is their life. 

#subby writes #subby patreon #genshin smut #genshin impact smut #kamisatocest #aelumi #ayaka x ayato #lumine x aether #lumine harem #aether x lumine #lumine smut #aether smut #ayaka smut #ayato smut

[scribbling-punk]

Wicked Witch

Andrea scowls as she stares at herself in the mirror, entirely displeased that she had allowed herself to be talked into this. She looks ridiculous, insane even, and Andrea is more than aware that she will never hear the end of this once Lena and Alex catch their first glimpse of her.

That’s not even the worst part, though.

No, that would be the green paint that Andrea just knows is gonna be a pain in the ass to clean off.

Andrea had promised that the costume would look great without it, but Ruby had been adamant, her tongue poking out as her little hand used a make-up pad to smother Andrea’s face and neck with the paint. At least Andrea had been able to use the baby as an excuse to keep her hands and arms free of the crap, warning Ruby that it probably wouldn’t be great for his sensitive skin.

She smiles down at the baby in question as he plays by her feet, utterly adorable in his flying monkey costume. Mateo, just like the favorite uncle he was named after, seems entirely unphased by anything else going on around him, and doesn’t even care about the wings protruding outwards behind him.

“I can’t decide who is more adorable.”

Andrea looks up to find Sam watching them from the doorway, still dressed in her black pantsuit and wearing an exhausted smile.

“Mateo, of course,” Andrea says, crossing the bedroom to offer a kiss hello. She smiles and strokes Sam’s cheek with the pad of her thumb, relieved that it’s finally Friday and they can spend some proper family time together after the longest week in recorded history. “How did your meeting go this afternoon? Did you and Lena finally get rid of Edge once and for all?”

“You don’t even wanna know how much money it took to buy him out,” Sam grimaces, “but, yes, the development is all ours now and we can finally do some good.”

“Well, that’s great,” Andrea smirks, “because it means you’ll suit the costume Ruby picked out for you.”

Read Wicked Witch early on Patreon.

#wicked witch #andrea x sam #rojarias #fluff #prompt fill #early access

[smittenroses]

— Fire Hearts

ask box open | commissions open | hit the tip jar | Patreon | masterlist

Fandom — Welcome Home Pairing — Frank Frankly/Eddie Dear Summery — Oh what was his darling doing out so late at night, holding a jar of light ever so tight? Content Warnings — none, tooth-rotting fluff. Word Count — 751 words Author's note — Happy Pride! I wanted to write up something about these adorable two and the idea of Frank sharing his love of insects and bugs of all types made me so warm inside. I'm not too sure if Clown would want to be tagged in this so I'm not going to, but for those who enjoy Welcome Home, hope you enjoy this too <3

‘Early to bed, early to rise’ was Frank Frankly’s usual motto he would hum every night before he would tuck himself off to bed, one that had gone undisturbed in Home for a very long time. A man of habit, a man of routine. That usual routine is why Eddie was surprised to find his lover in the dead of night with a glass jar in hand, those eyes he loved so much glittering underneath the moonlight.

Eddie had still been in his pyjamas when he had stepped outside the house, the moonlight casting long shadows across the streets as he slowly took one, two steps closer to the man that sat on the grass, the glass jar in his hands softly glowing with soft little lights that danced within.

Fireflies.

“They don’t usually come around here.” Frank spoke when his beloved got close enough, the wet grass underneath his feet most likely staining his socks green with their hue, “I just had to catch some.” A rare sight in Home. That long frown that usually gloomed and sulked was twisted up softly into a slight smile, a soft joy almost seeming to bounce around his frame. Frank Frankly and bugs, the one thing that would disrupt his schedule.

“Aren’t you tired?” Eddie made sure to keep his voice down as he slowly lowered himself to the grass beside his beloved, eyeing the glass jar in his hands, “it’s late at night and the stars are singing.” Although they weren’t actually singing, their twinkling lights may as well be all the same. They sung in time with the fireflies that fluttered and sang in the jar and around the two, the family of little lights dancing, swaying in the cold, breezeless night. “It’s about time we head to bed.”

“Just a few more minutes, love,” Frank muttered softly, “I have a jar for you, too.” The cold glass of the jar was pushed into Eddie’s hands before he could think about denying his lover, feeling as he was slowly lifted from the ground and into the night. Oh, how could he deny his lover the satisfaction of catching a few, catching the memories that would forever be stored in their memories? Eddie may be a bit forgetful, but he knew that he would never forget the look that shone in Frank’s eyes, brighter than the stars, even the moon.

To allow themselves to sleep when only a marvel that could take place under the serenade of the moon would be a plight, so Eddie allowed himself to follow, to be guided, to catch the twinkling lights in his own jar. What tiredness had plagued his body before seemed to disappear under the moon’s light, especially as he held the jar, watching as the fireflies danced to an imaginary song.

No wonder Frank had broken from his routine, this was a once in a lifetime experience; to miss it would be something else, a crime against all that was good to miss the smile that blossomed on his lover’s face.

“Do we keep them?” Eddie couldn’t help but mutter, watching his lover’s face warp along the glass of the jar, though as the other man shook his head softly, Eddie couldn’t help but laugh; if he were stuck in a jar, he most certainly would want to be let out. He most certainly want to be free to fly and dance with those he cared about, his friends, his lover. To keep them in this jar would be something of a tragedy.

And so, on the count of three, the two lovers let the fireflies once more become one.

What a sight it was to watch those twinkling lights dance and light before fading into the night, leaving the two lovers dancing on dew-covered grass. No doubt Frank would be upset his favourite pyjamas were now stained with green, or that his book would be wet from laying face down on the grass, but yet those thoughts were pushed from the man’s mind for now as he let his fingers interlace with the man he adored.

Eddie couldn’t help but squeeze back, feeling the way their rings softly fit just right.

“Off to bed now,” Eddie whispered, guiding Frank back to his house, to the home that they shared, hand in hand, heart in heart, “Wally wouldn’t like if we slept in for the party.”

“Wally can wait,” Frank said softly into the night air, “I want to appreciate you some more.”

#Welcome Home #Welcome Home fanfic #welcome home eddie #Welcome Home Frank #Frank Frankly #eddie dear #frank/eddie #frank frankly/eddie dear #frank frankly x eddie dear #frank x eddie #pride

[lysa1201-saucy]

Don’t Read A Book In Abyssal At 3 AM! (Not Clickbait)(Emotional)(Gone Sexual) - Lucifer x Female!Reader

The first story on this account! And it will be multi-chapter! It might not be incredibly amazing because I'm aiming for something slightly fast-paced so sorry if it doesn't feel right. I'm posting chapter one to see if it has good responses and will most likely cross-post it to AO3 and such if it does. Hope you enjoy it!

Read Chapters Early on my Patreon!! Also includes NSFW art uncensored!! <33

This story will contain sexual themes and smut in the future which is why it is being posted onto my 18+ account rather than my SFW account. Thank you <;33

Genre: Comedy, Romance, Angst(?)

Word Count: 1450

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“AHH, WHAT THE FUCK!” You jumped back in horror as you were soon not the only one sitting on your couch at your coffee table.

The man stood up fast in shock, just like you, but instead of fear, he seemed angry. Very, very angry.

“Who are you, and where am I?”

A demon. A real demon. And not just any demon. A stupid demon that wasn’t even your favorite.

“Why are you in my living room? You’re not real!” 

“Answer my question first before I kill you!”

“My name is MC, and you’re a video game character that blushes when you tap their hand!” You continued to scream, completely disregarding that all the neighbors in your apartment complex could most likely hear you screaming at the top of your lungs. Especially since it’s at 3 am. “You’re not real!”

“What are you talking about?”

“Your name is Lucifer, your birthday is July 6th, your favorite surprise guest item is a Princess Poison Apple, and as much as you hate to admit it, you think of Mammon as your adorable little-“

“Listen here, you fucking human,” He interrupted your ramble by putting one hand behind your head and covering your mouth to keep you quiet. The pressure he put on your head made you dizzy, the feeling of your head squished together. “I don’t know who you are, where I am, or how the fuck you know who I am, but if you say one more goddamn word, I will kill you right now.” He threatened you through gritted teeth, his eyes glowing red, his wings spread apart and covering you to where you could see nothing but his anger. With each word, everything became blurry as the hands around your head pressed against you tighter and tighter.

“Police, open up!” Loud words and knocks on the door got Lucifer to pull away from you and look at the door. Then, he switched out of his demon form and just stared.

After a couple of seconds of receiving oxygen, you regained consciousness again and ran to your front door to open it.

“Ma’am, we heard complaints of yelling and threats?” The police officer asked aggressively. “I’m going to need you and whoever else with you to step out and talk with us for-“

“No.” A deep voice spoke from behind you.

“Sir, what was that?” The officer prepared his stance in the form of self-defense.

“We will not be stepping outside, and you will not punish us,” Lucifer demanded sternly and without hesitation. “You will be on your way and report this as a misunderstanding. Correct?”

For a second, the officer seemed hazed. Finally, his eyes crossed, and he shook his head. “Sorry for the misunderstanding. Have a lovely rest of your night.”

You watched in awe as the officer just let the situation go. You shut the door, forgetting already about the noise complaint, but you remembered immediately after at least to stare at Lucifer in shock. “What the fuck did you just do?”

“I charmed him so he’d get off our backs. I’m not going to get back home if I end up arrested.” He spat out venom infused in each word. “Now, you’ll tell me everything that happened until I got here.”

You gulped at what came out of his mouth, knowing you would have to explain some embarrassing shit like your love for fictional men and his younger brother.

You sat down on your couch, and Lucifer sat down as well, as far away from you as possible, and just stared intently at you. You let out a big sigh and began,

“For the past couple of months, I’ve been visiting this new library that opened next to my work. They have a lot of ancient books, a lot of stuff on witchcraft and demons and angels, spirits, and so much more that I found fascinating. Yet, I was most interested in the part about demons,

“I was very interested in a game where you try to romance different demons for their affection. Due to that, I decided I wanted to learn the language of the demons. Abyssal. I thought it would be cool, I guess, I don’t know. After work, I went to the library to find new books about the language and learn them over time. Today a new book was in stock, a spellbook all written in abyssal. I felt confident in my knowledge of the language, so I decided to get it,

“Not long ago, I decided to light a small candle, grab the book, and just relax since I have a day off from work tomorrow. Sure, it was 3 am, but I couldn’t sleep and was excited to read through the book. After a while, I decided to open my game up about my quirky little demon boyfriends and shit while reading my story. When I put my phone down to read a certain spell, it did something to my game.” You finished your story meekly, trying to analyze Lucifer’s expression to see what he was thinking and if he understood what you implied.

He looked at you curiously and furrowed his eyebrows. “How did that bring me here, exactly?”

He didn’t know he came from a dating game. “The main menu screen was you. I said the spell, and now you’re here. It was easy to piece together because I suppose the spell was to bring to life the animated, but I didn’t think it meant a character from an animated game.” 

Lucifer looked down at himself briefly, then back to you. He seemed even more confused than before. And almost as if he was in a state of dissociation. “Are you implying I am just one of your ‘quirky little demon boyfriends’ on your phone? That I’m just a character from your game.” 

Scratching your head, you coughed, “I’m not implying; I’m stating it.”

Lucifer stood up slowly, looking intently at the ground. His expression was hard to read. It was empty. 

“So Diavolo? Barbatos? ” He cleared his throat, hiding a crack in his voice. “My brothers… they’re not real? They’re not here?” Lucifer’s voice grew quiet as his once glowing red eyes turned dull. “They’re not with me?”

Your lips parted as you stared at the demon before you. The man who once threatened you and was close to killing you is now standing in your apartment, wholly broken. 

He’s alone.

“Lucifer…” That was all you could manage to roll out of your mouth and say. He turned his back away from you and brought his hands to his face. He just stood there. 

You felt so bad. You felt guilty. It didn’t hurt Lucifer to hear that he was a fake video game character. It hurt him because he had his family.

You sat there in silence, letting Lucifer have his small moment. You wanted to help. It was your fault, after all. You brought him in the first place; you can fix this. Magic exists, you summoned a fictional character, and he just charmed a police officer.

If you can bring him here, you can put him back.

“I’ll help you get back to them,” You blurted out. “I’m sorry I brought you here. It is all my fault, and I am so sorry. I never planned for this; I never wanted this. I’ll help you get back to your family. If there was a way to bring you here, there has to be a way to take you back. Right?” You explained, ending with a question because you both wanted him to agree and were asking yourself this as well.

This was possible, right?

Lucifer slowly composed himself again and turned to face you, his eyes slightly puffy and his cheeks red. “There has to be,” He hoarsely responded. “I have to get back to them.”

Soon enough, his determined demeanor arrived, and he stared at you passionately. Passion to return home. “You will send me back home. It’s the least you could do for me for putting me through this bullshit.” 

He was angry again. Rightfully so. You nodded. “That’s the plan.” You swallowed as his stare became harsh. “Tomorrow, I’ll take you to the library. Okay?” He nodded. “You can sleep on the couch, I can get you a pillow and a blanket, and first thing tomorrow, we can go to the library and get you back home!” You explained with a peppy voice, hoping to up his spirits as he simultaneously seemed so lost yet murderous.

Lucifer just sighed. He wanted to say something, he tried to speak, but he couldn't show any more weakness.

He just wanted to go home.

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(HxH 26-29) I'VE BEEN LIED TOO There IS a new intro song!

As soon as it started I realized it was a different version

But I heard the claim that HxH uses the "same intro song" throughout, but thta's just wrong! There's different lyrics and instrumentals, they only share the same melody.

I decided to watch this batch a bit early (potentially really early since Monday is Christmas and might not have an episode) because I just wanted to sit back and watch something for a bit, keep my brain turned off.

Anyway, after the episode recap, these episodes were once again… fun, I guess.

We're definitely getting into some more Anime moments. Some are cute, I liked how Gon and Killua copied new kid's shout.

And then there's the whole superpower thing or whatever. Like, it's fine, I guess. They had to explain it at some point. The kids had to learn it at some point. But like

Aside from the cute moments, seeing Gon being cheerful yet determined, seing Killua adore Gon while maybe being a bit too cocky himself, like what even happened in these episodes?

They rose through the ranks. Got a bunch of money. Learned about this skill. Rose more. Found Anime Joker. Learned the skill for real. Gon began his next fight.

If anything, I wanted to keep watching just to see if something happens in the next episode! And I don't even like fighting in these shows that much!

And maybe I missed it in the subtitles, but teacher's reason for not teaching them the first time, and then teaching them when they got to 200… didn't make sense?

Well, ending positively, I really enjoyed all the new music throughout. Many new fun themes during the show, and finally, Finally, they have a new end credits theme that is both so much better then the first, but actually just great in general.

Also, side note. Media Club Plus Plus, the patreon exclusive episode. I aint watching Dragon Ball. You aint gonna get me to watch Dragon Ball. I'm just gonna listen to the episode.

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Y/N wasn’t necessarily a jealous person… but she was territorial.

Harry learned that early on. She was the top dog and she knew it. People weren’t threats to her because none of them could offer him the things she did. Genuine connection, financial compensation, and amazing sex. He wouldn’t argue that statement either. There was no lingering eyes or interest in anyone else.

She fulfilled all areas of his wants and Harry truly couldn’t be happier with her.

But just because she wasn’t an overly jealous person didn’t mean she liked watching these girls come on to him.

Harry was attractive, young, fit. He was an artist and splashed with tattoos, had a charm to him that even Y/N found to be other worldly. There wasn’t any surprise to her that people looked or even thought about him in ways that only she was able to have him. She was well aware of what a catch she got, but equally she was just as good for Harry as well.

Taking him out to a new club that she had been invited for the opening of, Y/N brought Harry with her. Her lover adored night life on occasion and though he wasn’t much of a drinker, she liked it when he got tipsy and soft and cuddly with her. He was the only person that truly managed to make Y/N feel fond and mushy in that way.

“Oh my god!” A feminine gasp was given as she stood next to Harry as the bartender made their drinks. Her singular espresso martini was calling her damn name, but she couldn’t watch to see if he was using top shelf because a squeal was interrupting her. Looking up, a flash of dark long hair launched itself at her lover, a audible ‘oof’ leaving his mouth as he blinked in surprise.

“It’s been so long. What are you doing here!” When her face was actually visible, Harry gave a smile to the girl but knew he had to peel her off of her immediately. Veronica was a… sort of ex fling. They’d fooled around a few times a long bit ago but Harry had cut it off when she had been traveling a bit too much and he was tired of waiting on her. Maybe some would think that cruel but it was truly only sex and there was no hard feelings.

“Veronica… hi.” He said lowly. “Erm- I’m here with my partner.” Harry stepped away from her and closer to Y/N, knowing by the look on her face it was not going to be the most pleasant meeting. She wasn’t where she was for no reason. Calculated and able to pin down someone with a glare, she was fierce and protective over Harry. While he found it incredibly hot… he didn’t want to deal with someone who didn’t know boundaries the way Veronica sometimes forgot.

“Pleasure.” Y/N said with a nod, wrapping her arm around Harry’s. Her eyes cut into the younger girl. She was obviously tipsy, but even that couldn’t excuse the way she traced her lovers body with a hungry familiarity that cut to the bone. Y/N was perceptive as hell, and knew all about looks and glances. Partnered with Harry’s unusual nervousness that she could feel despite his cool demeanor, she knew immediately that this girl knew her Harry in a way she didn’t like.

“This is your girlfriend?” Veronica raised her brows as she took her in. Y/N was all class. A slinky red dress clinging to the curves of her body, a diamond choker and martini in hand, she looked like the powerful woman she was. In all honesty, in Harry’s opinion anyway, no one looked as good as Y/N did. It wasn’t rude, just his own facts.

“Yes, I am.” Y/N answered for herself. “Though I feel girlfriend is a bit of a trivial word for the relationship Harry and I share.” Placing her drink down where still in view, she placed one of her hands on his chest and curved her fingers into his necklaces. “Isn’t that right, pet?”

Harry’s ears turned pink but were hidden by the darker club. Y/N wasn’t pleased but she wouldn’t punish him for it as long as he made it obvious he was a taken man.

“I agree, darling.” He turned and placed a kiss against her hair, calming slightly as she melted against his form. “We’ve been together a few months but… I am the happiest I’ve ever been.” Points for him, based off the squeeze. The best part? He wasn’t even lying.

“Oh. I know you like older women, Haz, but I didn’t realize you went for actual MILFS.” The girl’s loose lips had him wincing. First of all- the nickname. He always hated it but never said anything. Secondly… it was offensive. It wasn’t what she said but how she said it. Effectively trying to convey she thought Y/N was too old for him.

Sharp as a viper, Y/N’s smile grew venomous as she looked over the girl. “Mmm. He does. He likes the maturity. The… experience. The stability.” That word seemed to cut into the girl a little bit and she went with it. “We live together, so it’s amazing. There’s no games. No miscommunications. Harry’s always said that he appreciates a mature mindset after so many failed attempts with loose commitments… or lack thereof. A relationship and good intimacy requires communication. Intimacy. All of those things.. this MILF has.”

Harry hated that he found it hot. It was. She was so… confidence. Sure of herself. Though he knew that there was a seedling of insecurity that would bother her later about the age thing, he would take care and smooth it over later.

“We must be going to meet the owner. Nice to see you, Victoria.” Harry was wordless as he waved at the girls face, discomfort clear on it. He bit his lip as she brought him closer to the front table they’d been reserved for bottle service initially, placing her nearly finished cocktail down.

“I’m sorry.” He rushed. “I didn’t… It was years ago. Just a hook up friend but she wasn’t consistent and all that, I-“ her fingers brushed his pretty mouth as she gave him a soft smile, wrapping an arm around his shoulder.

“Shh. Not mad at you, baby. I knew going into this… that little girls were going to be bitter and angry I’ve stolen one of their most sought after men.” She traced the outline of his lips with her coffin shaped nail. “I just don’t like when they look at you that way. You weren’t a virgin coming to me.. and neither was I. We both have been a bit slutty, haven’t we?” She teased, leaning up and brushing her nose with his.

“Still. I don’t like seeing you with men who look at you that way. You’re sexy when you’re jealous.” He gave a quiet smirk to her, knowing it would make her laugh. Y/N held grudges for most people- but Harry was her exception. She was a realistic person. But she also adored her boy. “Oi, you’re calling me a slut in the middle of the club… you know what you had me doing last time?” He palmed over her ass, knowing no one paid attention.

“Mhm. Had you fuck me on the sink and cum in my mouth.” Her bluntness was another attractive attribute. Harry groaned, placing his forehead against hers. Y/N was everything. “And you loved every moment.”

That, he couldn’t dispute.

His mouth descended on hers, not answering the statement. Public displays of affection weren’t their norm but considering she was feeling especially territorial tonight, Harry didn’t see the harm. Sipping at her red stained lips and humming happily as she reciprocated, he gave her ass a squeeze before pulling back. Lips pressed to her nose, both cheeks, and then the top of her head.

“Never have to worry about any of them. You know that, darling.” Words of reassurance weren’t necessary but they were appreciated. Only Harry knew of her softer side this way, the tenderness and vulnerable woman that only he got to see. He’d never take it for granted. “You’re the woman I want. Besides, doubt they could afford to buy me vintage Gibson I’ve been eyeing.”

“Shut the fuck up, brat. Moment ruined.”

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my favorite queer relationships in media

this was another patreon-exclusive post that i'm posting here now because i'm not on patreon anymore. this one was a belated pride month post from july of 2022 where i listed my favorite queer relationships in media. i would probably list some of these in a different order today, but i'm just gonna share the post in its original form. enjoy!

what up, gay nerds!

today i’ll be talking about my favorite queer relationships in media. we’re talking couples, we’re talking throuples, we’re talking polycules, and we’re also talking non-romantic queer chosen family. this is obviously a topic that’s very near and dear to my heart, so i’m super excited to talk about it!

also, because of the relative dearth of queer relationships in mainstream media, i’m also going to talk about characters i ship. this will be in a separate section, though, so let’s start with the main event.

my favorite canon queer relationships

14. piper/alex (orange is the new black)

i’ve only seen the first few seasons, but yeah, at the time having actual gay relationships on a tv show i was watching was such a blessed relief.

there’s a line early in i think season 2? where piper and alex are being all domestic together and piper says, “this is so nice, and so gay!” and it more or less sums how i felt about the whole thing.

13. david/keith (six feet under)

six feet under is a very slice of life show, and the romantic relationships it depicts are accordingly presented with an aching realism. david and keith have their issues but they deal with them responsibly, engaging in couples counseling and doing their best to get better.

it’s a very healthy portrayal and it doesn’t seem like the show is going for brownie points or anything, they’re both just valued characters whose stories the show wanted to tell.

12. lady tohru/kobayashi (miss kobayashi’s dragon maid)

this would be higher, but tohru and kobayashi have never really been the main draw for me? i’m hella into the family vibes between the two of them and their adopted child kanna. kanna is just a gloriously adorable child and she’s so sweet and her family is so good and argh. feelings!

the show (and presumably the manga it’s based on) is so well-written, though. they always put kobayashi in a position to just be the sweetest butch mom and it’s so freaking good.

11. violet/allie (her story)

this was rather by the numbers, i get it, but seeing a trans girl in a healthy lesbian relationship helping escape from her abusive boyfriend was super life-affirming to me for… reasons.

actually, just seeing another trans person on screen was so what i needed at that exact moment in time, it actually helped light a fire under me to get started on hrt.

10. ivanova/talia (babylon 5)

literally the only thing holding this back from being higher on the list is that thanks to 90s homophobia it had to be largely implied, and that it ended tragically.

in her last appearance on the show, talia slept with ivanova, and in a later episode when everyone on the crew has to tell a deep, personal secret ivanova says that she loved talia. so it’s more than you might expect given the limits it had to work within. and ivanova is my favorite character on the whole show and always has been, so yeah, this meant a lot to me.

9. nomi/amanita (sense8)

the joy of seeing actual transgender people on screen in a mainstream streaming series directed by two trans people is matched only by the joy of that trans character getting absolutely railed by the best/prettiest doctor who companion with a strap-on in her first scene. fuck yeah.

and then their whole first arc is about nomi’s bodily autonomy being threatened and amanita coming to her rescue and she rescues her in the most emotionally satisfying scene ever and oh my gosh you guys it’s so good.

8. dev/lee (out of position) & volle/xiller (argaea)

at my first furry convention i discovered that there was a thriving small industry publishing specifically furry books. we’re not talking zines here (though those are also awesome in their own right), we’re talking novels, anthologies, short story collections, etc.

at the time i was still hella into sports, so i was immediately drawn to one that had a buff tiger in a football uniform hoisting a fox femboy onto his shoulder with one arm. ironically at the time i was a tiger (though certainly not the dumb jock musclegod dev is), and today i’m a fox femboy? funny how things work out.

anyway, turns out the author of that book is one of the most prolific (and definitely the most popular) furry writers, and i actually liked his argaea series even better than the football nerd one. argaea is set in a fanciful renaissance-ish world and full of palace intrigue and mystery and kidnappings and whatnot. very fun stuff there.

7. baz/simon (simon snow)

there’s been a harry potter-shaped hole in my heart for years now, so when i heard about this series i was immediately in.

the way magic works in this certainly doesn’t really square with how i think about it, but it’s definitely a creative approach. and i super approve of how these books handle the enemies-to-lovers romance of the two dumb gay boys, as well as how it depicts one of them having crippling depression and how they navigate the relationship difficulties this often results in. extremely good stuff here.

(also i’m almost done with the last book and i’m pretty sure there’s a couple of useless lesbians happening!!! exciting!!! there’s also one het couple in the last book if you’re into that kinda thing.)

6. galo/lio (promare)

what if we were a dumbass himbo and a powerful femboy and did an enemies to lovers thing to become an incredible anime power couple and just kicked all of the ass. all of it. what if that?

5. harley quinn/poison ivy (dc comics)

honestly the only reason this isn’t higher on the list is because i’ve seen very little of their actually in a relationship stuff, and that’s a me problem that i really need to fix asap. but i’ve shipped them forever, basically ever since that animated series episode. you know the one. so when i heard they were canon i squeed so loudly.

4. luz/amity (the owl house)

the owl house feels like it was made specifically for me. this show also saw the harry potter-shaped hole in my life and came along and was like “okay but what if we made something drastically better and more imaginative instead and also basically everyone was gay?” and uh, yeah! obviously!!

so obviously it’s being canceled because some dumbass homophobic executive had a problem with it and omfg disney is the fucking worst. can they please just stop.

but yeah i’m so glad kids get to grow up with stuff like this and she-ra and etc, but also i’m so glad i get to watch it too okay? witchy gay bullshit is entirely my jam.

but yeah amity and luz are the sweetest useless lesbians and i love how flustered they get around each other despite having no problem having badass magic fights and just ugh they’re so good i love them so much.

i also want to give a shout-out to lesbian wine aunt eda and her ex-enbyfriend/hopefully-soon-to-be-ex-ex-enbyfriend raine, i’m really rooting for them!!!

3. adora/catra (she-ra)

no big deal just the main hero and main villain of a science fantasy swashbuckling magical girls show who swordfight like literally all the time and are super blatantly gay for each other the whole time and have emotional turmoil over each other and constantly try to assert their dominance over each other.

also there’s a prom scene in the first season where the villain shows up in a messy tux and dances with the hero girl while verbally needling her and dips her really low and it’s so gay and i’m so jealous because i want a villain like that to be all homoerotic with.

and then in the last season of the show catra finally switches sides and apologizes to adora and then adora comes and rescues her and she has this badass transformation scene and it’s one of my favorite scenes in television history and ugh i am so gay and in the last episode they kiss and confess their feelings for each other and fuck i love these two and this show.

there’s also another canon lesbian relationship between netossa and spinnerella, and the series creator said rogelio, kyle, and lonnie are a polycule! and they’re all such good boys and one of them is a really hot lizard boy and aaaaaaa.

2. basically every relationship (dragon moms)

so uh yeah one of my partners is an author and basically all of her characters are queer (with a few exceptions) and a lot of them are trans or nonbinary and i love her writing so much, if you have similar tastes to me you’ll probably like it too. everything is just very emotionally satisfying and character-driven and just… she’s the best, guys. i’d be a fan of her writing even if i weren’t dating her.

anyway her most popular and probably best work is dragon moms which she serialized online but also published as an ebook with extra content and it’s so good and so gay and yeah, she also has a lot of other short stories and stuff on her website and a few other ebooks available and i unreservedly recommend anything she’s written she’s so good.

1. star trek: discovery’s queer chosen family

i’ve gushed about them a bunch in my discovery reviews so there really shouldn’t be any surprise here, but yeah. when lieutenant stamets and dr. culber were shown as a couple in season 1 of discovery it belatedly fulfilled an almost 31-year-old promise by gene rodenberry. in season 3 of the show, they also introduced gray (a trans guy) and adira (an enby) and made them gay for each other on top of that, and i love them so much, i would die for them. and on top of that they all came together as a surrogate family with stamets and culber just being amazing surrogate space dads and jet reno popping in every now and then as their weird butch lesbian aunt and i am so, so glad i lived long enough to see star trek get this gay, guys!!

while i’m talking about star trek i do want to mention that i didn’t forget about seven and rafi, and i do love them, but i don’t love that them getting together basically happened off screen? like they get plenty of screentime in season 2 but that was in full figuring their shit out mode and idk i just don’t like that all we got for them becoming a couple was them holding hands at the end of season 1 like it feels like you skipped the whole romantic part of their relationship and that kinda sucks?

queer relationships i ship

(cw: some of these characters will have canon age gaps and/or are minors in some canons, just assume there's an element of au-ification here. cool? cool.)

14. finn/poe (star wars)

look i don’t care about star wars anymore but wow how could you not make these guys gay come on.

13. bella/alice (twilight)

again i don’t really care but especially in the movies alice is literally the only person that seems right for bella like seriously their relationship is so much better than her relationship with either of the two boys.

12. kota ibushi/kenny omega (professional wrestling)

to be super clear this is very much about their characters, not them as a people, i don’t ship real people that’s creepy.

their characters have this amazing wrestling love story and i just want it to be even more explicitly gay than it already is, but also it’s already kinda explicitly gay??? and that’s amazing.

11. femshep/jack (mass effect 2) & pc/kaliyo (star wars: the old republic)

this one is moreso about two times bioware queerbaited me, like i met both of these characters while playing female characters and was immediately like “wow okay they are totally lesbian doms like you can tell me they’re bi and i’ll believe you” but i was just so sure they had to be romanceable for my female characters and then i found out they weren’t? and in both cases i was just like, what the fuck guys, this is cultural appropriation.

10. riker/worf (star trek: the next generation)

this started out as a joke but i’m kind of firmly committed to it at this point. there is at least as much reason to think that riker and worf are hooking up on the regular as there is that riker and deanna are, and riker and deanna got married later sooooo…

9. georgiou/burnham (star trek: discovery)

i mean, burnham has more feelings about georgiou than she does about any of her actual on-screen romantic partners, whether it’s for her gentle mommy domme prime universe georgiou or her badass mean domme mirror universe georgiou.

8. dick grayson/jason todd (dc universe)

i literally wrote fanfiction about these two when i read nightwing: year one and jason kept bratting the fuck out of dick to the point where dick literally tied him up.

jason is a bratty power bottom and dick is a service top. i will not be accepting questions or feedback at this time.

7. garak/bashir (star trek: deep space nine)

i don’t even give a shit about bashir when he isn’t interacting with garak. he might as well be a non-character.

i fucking love garak he is such an amazing bratty dom. i love watching him play with his food (his food being bashir).

6. legolas/gimli/aragorn (lord of the rings)

it’s that thing where you take a very homosocial book and add expanded roles for some of its female characters to make it less homosocial but you change exactly nothing about how emotionally intimate the homosocial relationships are and y’know whoops they’re clearly gay now, we decided.

5. bruce/clark (dc universe)

how is this not canon? there is so much blatant textual support for it, holy shit, look at literally any interaction they’ve ever had with each other.

4. neo/trin (the matrix)

yeah they’re on-screen canon, i just mean i headcanon both of them as enbies. so like. they aren’t actually queer in their portrayal onscreen (but like, come on, this is the gayest “straight” couple ever), but they are in my headcanon? if that makes sense.

3. tim drake/jon kent (dc universe)

yeah, they both have boyfriends who aren’t each other, but tell me you didn’t immediately think about these two cute superhero boys kissing the second you heard they were both openly bi. i don’t believe you.

2. flick/cj (animal crossing)

i actually questioned whether to put this as a canon relationship considering that the game frequently seems to stop just short of saying it and i’m reasonably certain that the creative team considers them an item. but i’ll leave it under this section because they don’t just come right out and say it. 

1. sonic/tails/knuckles/shadow

i mean, this is a pretty obvious one right? i mean okay polycule shipping is pretty rare, but like, sontails is obviously correct and sonshad is obviously correct and sonknux is obviously correct and knuxtails is obviously correct and shadtails is obviously correct and i’ll grant you there isn’t as much on-screen evidence for knuxshads but still just put it all together and there you go. like i said. obvious.

please don’t ship sonamy it’s so creepy she’s literally a stalker it’s not okay. i mean do what you want but i’m judging you. my favorite interpretation of amy’s feelings btw is a comic i saw on twitter once where amy is coming out as a lesbian and she apologizes to sonic for being all weird and overcompensating by being over the top into him and he’s super understanding because he’s gay and he gets it and idk it just feels so real and good to me.

anyway, yeah! happy belated pride! i love gays and being gay.

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Checking her blaster she hears the read playing through her HUD. The mandalorian helmet was covered in the marks of Clan Rancor. A small droid hovered behind her head as she sheathed the vibrablade at her hip. "Kwynn we are registering a new hit over the Holonet, it's a former Jei" the words drew her attention.

Obi-wan Part 1 opens with the attack on the Jedi Temple. We see a jedi bravely defining a group of kids before following to blade fire. Next shifting ten years later to Tatooine the Inquisitor Third Sister, and another arrive in a rather jagged looking ship. They immediately move into a small cantina and smoke out a an armed Jedi before nearly taking him. Riva aka Third Sister shows her ferocity and uses her saber to burn the man's shoulder before the Inquisitor knocks her aside. THe man gets away without much trouble and we switch back over to Ben. He's working at what appears to be a butcher location. All of those participating are grizzled and outright abused by the foreman. The gonk keeping time and pay is pretty cute. We see Ben swiftly head back to what I believe is Mos Eisely. He gets an ride out to a small jawa to get a parts stolen from him. THe Jawa appears pretty damn enthusiastic and offers a bit new savage and this is where Kenobi learns of our runaway Jedi. Ben heads home and finds himself experience night terrors featuring his fall from grace. The death of his master and the fall to the darkside by Anakin. Ben truly is on his last legs. We see him venturing away from his hideout to keep an eye on a young Luke and Uncle Owen. Seeing little Luke on the top of the house pretending to be a podracer like his father was...a bit of light in a place of sorrow. The early Empire was just so damn rough to so many. Nari, the Jedi tries to get ahold of Ben and confronts him on the way home from his watch of the Lars homestead. Nari questions his need to hide and Ben informs him the time of the order is now quite over. Switching to Alderaan we see the beauty of the lost planet. Yeah this is definitely a world that was something I've wanted to see outside of the Old Republic Games for a while. Little Leia and her droid are pretty adorable and so was the trick she played on her mom. It's cool to see that the Skywalker love of spacecraft. Seeing her mother try hard to teacher her and Leia just con her is pretty cute in so many ways. Back to the grind as wee see Obiwan still working whatever he is doing. The long ride home on the back of a massive speeder truck. Owen confronts Ben about watching Luke and our lovely band of darksiders pop back up. Reva cuts off a hand which seems apt for her. I want to say here that the actor playing Reva, Moses Ingram, really was picked well for the part. She's just so fucking dark. The two Inquistors leave, and Own basically tells Ben he did it for Luke and not his sorry ass. Meanwhile back on Alderaan we get a great example of a planet with modern almost Elvish styled architecture as well as how plants are actively part of their city building. It's funny to see the sperm shaped helmets worn by the guards. I guess we know that Alderaanian surplus became part of the Rebellion. Plus watching Leia tear down her terrible cousin and then keep her ground was good. It shows the little girl has solid morals which will be needed later in her life. THe little girl runs off to the woods to have some fun and there we see our resident creep. The enemy takes the little girl, and almost immediately she's bagged and our episode nearly ends. Switching back to Ben we see he's receiving a call (this is obviously Bail calling him). Ben gets his morals tested and yup he decides to toss out excuses. As the ship with an imprisoned Leia zips away from her home, we see Ben once again on his sad life. Nari has been caught and hung the next day. What is he doing? Why is he letting all of this injustice happen? Because he's fucking afraid. Bail comes all the way to push him and damn. This is a confrontation that Ben needs. He needs to be pushed to be a Knight once again. And I get wy this story is being written and set up only as a miniseries. LOla tries to save Leia and the villain kills the little Droid. Man, this piece of shit isn't really smart. Wait til he's got a saber burning through his chest. Watching Ben dig out his light saber and Luke's really feels nostalgic. Yup, this is definitely a good move on Reva's end. IT's also nice that the woman has no hint of Leia's own force sensitive ability.

Hottakes:

Reva is peak inquisitor, love her as Third Sister.

Ewan is really selling the sad old man Ben here.

Owen staring down a woman who literally cut of another woman's hand was ballsy.

Leia is channeling Lyanna Mormon and I am here for it!

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God's Reject (color style test)

color test for Archenteron's map, one ofthe earliest areas in the game. having a rough time settling on a color scheme.... my initial thought was going for that 80s style of black backgrounds with bright sprites juxtaposed. this, basically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmhYq5RPJm0 i adore the simplicity of 80s games, it's not even a nostalgia thing for me. i didn't get into gaming until the 00s. i just genuinely like the style, i like simplicity and minimalism in general. but going full on 1-bit black & white doesn't jive with me. i want a few more colors. purple is my favorite color, so i might just go with that because... why not?

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VERA OUTFIT & SNEAKERS W/ SOCKS 

A cute small set with an outfit and sneakers.  Perfect for spring, summer, and fall look, both items are adorable and versatile, plus it's easy to combine with other things but looks beautiful together.

The outfit counts with recolor accessories; they're for both blouse and skirt, with 165 swatches for the blouse and 220 swatches for the skirt.  The sneakers' only recolor accessory is for the socks, with 55 swatches.

BEHIND THE ITEMS: It has been a small project that gave me a big project's amount of work.

These sneakers have consumed a considerable amount of time to look this beautiful. But I can't describe how happy and proud I'm of it!! It's my first time modeling a shoelace, and this final result looks so nice; also, I loved it so much.

I really liked a lot how this outfit turned out. (I hope you guys enjoyed it too.) It makes me more comfortable creating even more clothes/items for children.

FUN FACT: Named after a character of one of the animated cartoons that my son watches, "Vera e o Reino do Arco-Íris" (in English, "True and the Rainbow Kingdom"). Just because the theme music of this cartoon can't get out of my mind. hehehelp

CHILDREN

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VERA OUTFIT

4.052 POLYGONS

50 SWATCH COLORS - 15 color combinations - 15 patterns in blouse & colors in the skirt - 10 colors in blouse & patterns in the skirt - 10 prints in blouse & patterns/colors in the skirt

YOU WILL FIND IN FULL BODY/SUITS

BLOUSE RECOLOR ACC

165 SWATCH COLORS - 55 plain colors - 55 patterned type 1 - 55 patterned type 2

YOU WILL FIND IN ACCESSORIES/WRIST (RIGHT)

SKIRT RECOLOR ACC

220 SWATCH COLORS | In two parts, part one has golden buttons, and part two has silver buttons. Similar colors for both parts and the same pattern. - 55 plain colors - 55 patterned

YOU WILL FIND IN ACCESSORIES/WRIST (LEFT)

VERA SNEAKERS

4.992 POLYGONS

25 SWATCH COLORS - All color combinations between the sneakers, shoelaces and socks

YOU WILL FIND IN SHOES/SNEAKERS

SOCKS RECOLOR ACC

55 SWATCH COLORS - All plain colors

YOU WILL FIND IN ACCESSORIES/SOCKS

Thank you for reading it all! XOXO 💖

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