Jack, every so often, after a particularily exhausting, shitty, hell coming loose kind of day, remembers those Doctor's words from so long ago. And he thinks to himself, what an utterly untrue statement. What the fuck, Doc. Ah the doctorate in bullshitting, of course you've got that one. Why did you lie to me like this.
And so he grits his teeth and gets back to work. He has a human-eating alien running free. Doesn't mean he won't be complaining all the way through this. Damn. Nice and quiet, my ass.
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If I could be stopped, someone would have done it already.
Hair and outfit swap. The hair one is actually clean, because hair drawing is very important.
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(who is going to write me the wolfstar Friday Night Lights AU that i deserve?)
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bro if thrawns right hand stormtrooper guy is eli I'm gonna die
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Me everytime I remember the Toymaker said "The wolves are very important"
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me: having a very tough emotional day
spotify: don’t worry we got you!
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"character was referred to as 'he' here, but we see the character in a later game and they're referred to as 'she'"
this guy:: interesting theory on this that makes sense for the game
me, softly:: trans ghost
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WHO IS THIS BLOND SWAMP MONSTER THAT'S ATTACKING LOUIS 👀
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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never forgive trigger for what they cut
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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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