murder is easy, especially if you're murdering an asshole by ravenditefairylights
🔒 murder is easy, especially if you're murdering an asshole
by ravenditefairylights (@tiesanjiaoshenanigans)
Not rated, 5k, Yunmeng Trio
Summary: “I’m… I’m okay,” Wei Wuxian manages, sounding a little shell shocked. His voice comes out hoarse, and he coughs a few times. “Is he dead?”
“You stabbed him in the neck with a pocketknife,” Jiang Cheng says bluntly. He’s sheathed his sword again, Jiang Yanli notes, but he sounds just as shocked as Wei Wuxian is. “Of course he’s fucking dead. It’d be a miracle if he took a hit like that and survived.”
or in the words of the prompt: the yunmeng jiang trio deserve to do a murder and get away with it, because it's excellent family bonding time
Mojo's comments: hee hee hee, this made me laugh
Kay's comments: The Yunmeng Trio deserve a little murder, as a treat. Despite Jiang Yanli being threatened by Jin Guangshan (rest in pieces), this story was very funny.
pov jiang yanli, canon divergence, yunmeng siblings, little murder as a treat, attempted sexual assault, asshole jin guangshan, sibling bonding, family feels, humor
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apparently a lot of ppl hasnt seen this official art so!!!
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jiang yanli defended wei wuxian to anyone who dared to talk shit about him.
wei wuxian would rather say he died of natural causes than let wen ning think jiang cheng killed him.
jiang cheng was ready to make every excuse to the cultivation world for remaining associated with wei wuxian but wei wuxian wasn't going to let him be disgraced on his behalf.
jiang yanli traveled to the burial mounds herself just to give wei wuxian soup and show him her wedding dress.
jiang cheng kept chenqing in perfect condition.
jiang cheng hunted down every cultivator that could possibly be wei wuxian reincarnated but when wei wuxian got reincarnated he just let him go.
jiang yanli loved and protected both jiang cheng and wei wuxian in their broken family, making sure they stood up for each other instead of standing against each other.
jiang cheng would rather sacrifice his dogs and his golden than have to live without wei wuxian.
wei wuxian feels like he owes jiang cheng and jiang yanli his life, but they never wanted his life, they just wanted him.
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when we were in yunmeng (from Mar 2022)
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Jiang Yanli: *dies saving Wei Wuxian* at least A-Xian will liv-
Jiang Cheng: *kills him in her name*
Jiang Yanli:
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