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vulvaink-blog · 5 years

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Dalia by Desirables

“A guy what takes his time, I’ll go for any time

I’m a fast movin’ gal who likes them slow

Got no use for fancy driving, wanna see a guy

Arriving in low

I’d be satisfied, electrified to know a guy what takes

His time”

So goes the opening for Guy What Takes His Time, one of many songs in one of my favorite movies, Burlesque. Yeah, it’s kind of trash, but it’s my trash. And anyways, this song…

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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Not That Kind of Girl by Lena Dunham

The first time I bought this book, I was in college. (more…)

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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Red Clocks by Leni Zumas

Red Clocks opens up in a time not so far from here, in a political landscape that is detrimental to the health and well-being of the women of America. The setting feels all too real, and eerily familiar. One can so easily see the turns in the road that will lead us from here to there. (more…)

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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Pure Plug Small by njoy

Content Warning: Poop. This is a butt plug review from someone with a butt illness. Expect me to always talk about poop in instances such as these.

This plug is a wealth of opportunity for me. I get to know my body better, become familiar with the intricate muscles of the rectum and anus. I don’t fear my body much, as my condition has led to me becoming more comfortable with my body.

I am…

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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The Butt Hurt Babe's Beginner Guide to Butt Stuff

The Butt Hurt Babe’s Beginner Guide to Butt Stuff

This guide is for beginners, and is especially geared towards those who, like me, love their butts, but also have to navigate the weird shit our bodies are going through. (more…)

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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It’s Anal August!

This year, in celebration of Anal August, I am hosting a giveaway for two great butt toys, with a chance to win one of them. The winners will have 48 hours to respond before a new winner is chosen. Please see the size comparison photo below to determine if these are the right plugs for you.

This giveaway is open to my USA readers (Not because of politics! You are all great! But the shipping cost is coming out of my pocket, which is full of lint right now rather than money). If you are curious about either of these toys, visit my review to learn more. This giveaway will start August 1st at 12am and go until August 31st at 11:59pm.

Happy Anal August everyone!

Butt Stuff Giveaway

Butt Stuff Giveaway! It's Anal August! This year, in celebration of Anal August, I am hosting a giveaway for two great butt toys, with a chance to win one of them.

#anal august #butt stuff #giveaway

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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Traveling with Toys

Most of us have experience with the vast set of rules the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has put in place for travel, including shoe removal and examination of pretty much any item containing metal. However, many travelers are unaware of the rules concerning vibrators and other pleasure devices. (more…)

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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Doing It! by Hannah Witton

In my college courses and personal reading, I’ve found sex education books to be a bit tedious, often written in a textbook style. Doing It! by Hannah Witton is not that book. (more…)

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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Lubricant Samples

Note: ***** = Star Rating (more…)

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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Sutil Rich by Hathor

Hathor’s Sutil Luxe is one of my top favorite lubricants. In reviewing their thicker lube, Sutil Rich, I expected nothing but the best from them. Their quality of product lives up to its reputation, and Rich did not disappoint. (more…)

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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Organic Coconut Oil vs. Sliquid Soul

Coconut oil is the latest best thing, the must-try, the go-to cheap, organic item. Put it in your hair, in your food, in your vagina, anywhere. It’s the next big utility item. (more…)

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#SlidingIntoSummer #body #cheap #coconut #coconut oil #culture #fad #friction #Health #lube #Lubes #lubricant #lubricants #moisturize #natural #oil #organic #sliding into summer #sliquid #soul

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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Silicone Lubricants: Uberlube vs. Sliquid Silver

Silicone lube is not always a favorite among people. It has a reputation of sheet-staining and creating forever-slippery spots on floors. Because of this, it can be a nightmare to travel with. It also isn’t as natural as water- and aloe-based lubes, and tends to be more expensive. Another point is that, while silicone is a popular and body-safe sex toy material, silicone lubes shouldn’t be used…

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#SlidingIntoSummer #body #butt #buttstuff #Health #ingredients #lube #lubricant #oil #sensitive #sensitivity #silicone #sliquid #uberlube

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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Almost Naked vs. Cinnamon Vanilla/Guilty Pleasure by Good Clean Love

People these days love organic things, anything environmentally friendly to make them feel a little better about the way they move about the world. Organic and environment friendliness also tend to be seen as more body-friendly. But is Good Clean Love (GCL) body friendly? Well, I have some opinions on that. (more…)

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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Sutil Luxe by Hathor

I had heard great things about Sutil. Several bloggers had mentioned the favored company, so I reached out to them to see for myself what everyone was raving about. More expensive than other lubricants, I wanted to see if their quality could stand up to their word of mouth as well as their price tag. (more…)

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#biodegradable #body #eco-friendly #environment #environmentally friendly #hathor #Health #ingredients #lube #lubricant #luxe #luxury #moist #moisturize #penetration #silky #soothe #soothing #sutil

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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Vesper by Crave

I’ve never considered myself a big jewelry person. I don’t wear bracelets, and my wedding ring spends evenings on my nightstand. I have a large collection of dangly earrings gathering dust as they wait for fancy occasions that rarely come. (more…)

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#chain #charm #crave #gold #jewelry #metal #necklace #rechargeable #rose gold #silver #vesper #vibrator

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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Cayona by Fun Factory

Running through a field of blooming sex toys, I came across this small, insertable chunk of pastel sunshine. ‘Floral’ in shape, Cayona is exceedingly simplistic in its appearance and design. (more…)

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#begin #beginner #beginning #boring #curvy #fauna #flora #floral #flower #Fun Factory #lock #smooth #vibrate #vibrator #vulva

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vulvaink-blog · 6 years

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Snug Plug 1 and Novice by b-vibe

I have made it my quest this year to find butt stuff that is beginner friendly and safe for fellow butthurt babes. Some things that I have found lacking in this corner of the industry: Butt stuff that is sufficiently small enough for nervous beginners Decent vibrations in these small sizes (more…)

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#ass #b-vibe #beginner #butt #buttstuff #novice #package #plug #remote #vibrator

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