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Halloween x Best Part + Harringrove
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Max Mayfield & The Key 🔑
Max finds a key on the floor of her house. Doesn’t know where it’s from or what it’s for. During her investigation, she sees a lock outside Billy’s door.
Her gut tells her to keep the key away from Neil and her mother. When Neil goes apeshit searching for it, she stays quiet. Neil blames Billy first, then Susan.
Then, he asks Max with all the false sweetness of a con-man if she’s seen a key laying around anywhere. She lies.
Neil gets a new key that same day.
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The house is parent-free. Billy usually comes out of his room to lift weights, listen to music and put the TV on. He hasn’t.
“I wanna order pizza,” is the first thing that pops into her head and comes out of Max's mouth when she unlocks his door.
Billy sniffs. His eyes and nose are red. Allergies?
“Are you just gonna sit there or do I have to do everything myself?”
He gets up, muttering, “Don’t rush me, Shitbird.”
“Walk faster then, Assface."
Why would Neil keep him locked up like some dog?
"Pepperoni or cheese?" Billy asks her.
"Hmm?"
"Toppings. What toppings do you want?"
"Pepperoni has cheese."
"... Pepperoni it is, then."
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Billy: Can I listen to Metallica now?
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reblog for mayhem and chaos 🫣
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hey sorry to bother you but since you’re a big harringrove blog, I thought I’d let you know there’s a poll about which stranger things ship people like the most. Harringrove is there and is currently in the lead but not by much. so idk I think it’d be cool if you could help reblog the poll so that your followers can vote them too.
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I'm on it
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Telling someone that a character they like is racist or homophobic isn't activism.
You're not doing anyone a favor. What you're doing is making weird ass headcanons about real-life people you know nothing about, and your "evidence" happens to be "they like ___, so that means they support __."
It's a waste of time.
It's complete bullshit.
Why do you care?
How does this affect you? (Answer: it doesn't)
How much power do you think you have over others for your opinions to be universally accepted as fact?
It's really not that deep.
It has NEVER been that deep.
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Steve isn't sure what he was expecting when he came home from work, but it definitely never crossed his mind that his boyfriend of three years would be lying naked on their bed, covered in jewels (all different shades of blue) and glitter.
"Welcome home, Pretty Boy," Billy purrs.
Steve stands in the doorway awkwardly, his mouth open.
Billy takes his silence as something bad, frowning and avoiding Steve's eyes. "This is a little much, I guess -"
"No!"
"Huh?"
"You're so beautiful."
Billy turns a lovely shade of ruby red.
"I'm the luckiest fucking man in the whole world," Steve continues, not even bothering to get out of his suit. He knows Billy feels... strongly about how he looks in his work clothes. He crawls onto the bed, keeping himself upright by his elbows and knees so he can admire Billy up close.
Every freckle, every stretch mark, every scar decorating his tanned skin. All for Steve to worship and dote on in this life and the next.
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VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RB FOR BIGGER SAMPLE PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW
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