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a-hot-hot-mess · 1 year
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Robin: Steve, don't say a word.
Steve:
Steve: Fergalicious.
Robin: I said no words.
Steve: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it's not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you
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marvelflame2010 · 6 months
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Dustin: Can I go play?
Steve: I don't care, I'm not your dad
Dustin: *runs off*
Steve: Not in the street! And no running! You could get hit
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1-800-whatwouldbillydo · 11 months
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Billy: Can I listen to Metallica now?
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stincorrect · 2 years
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Dustin: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights? You’re supposed to say “you have the right to remain silent”. NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! Steve: *in the cell next to him* You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
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hrteowyn · 1 year
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Mike: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Will: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Mike: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING DUSTIN WITH ME Lucas, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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smellsliketeen-cringe · 11 months
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piliharrington · 15 days
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Drunk Robin: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.
Drunk Eddie, whispering fearfully: New Jersey.
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sophemeva · 2 years
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Nancy : Why is Dustin crying?
Steve : I am having Max be mean to him.
Nancy: What?? Why??
Steve: He got a D in Spanish and then cheated.
Nancy : Well, you can't use Max for that, discipline your child yourself.
Robin : Nance, max got straight A's , she needs to be rewarded too.
Eddie : it's a win-win.
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Steve: I love murder mysteries
Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases
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a-hot-hot-mess · 1 year
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Nancy, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?
Eddie: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*
Steve: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*
Robin: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*
Nancy: I hate all of you.
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marvelflame2010 · 6 months
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Eleven: Did you know that jellyfish have survived thousands of years without a brain?
Hopper: There's hope for Mike then
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steddielations · 2 years
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steve: *takes off his shirt*
eddie, immediately:
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stincorrect · 2 years
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Steve: Pick a card, any card! Robin: Fine. Steve: Wait, that’s my credit card! Robin: You said any card.
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hrteowyn · 1 year
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Max: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how blenders work El *sipping toast*: What made you think so
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smellsliketeen-cringe · 11 months
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Nancy: ...
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adelicioustragedy · 2 years
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Murray looking at Eddie and Steve while they shamelessly flirt: Jesus Christ another one
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