reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
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Immortal Leon carefully erasing all mention of himself from history so no one ever suspects him of being anything other than a regular guy™ vs. immortal Merlin telling every historian through time to write that he’s the most powerful wizard ever and Arthur couldn’t have done shit without him
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my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
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You are not paying your workers to do their job with a smile. You are paying your workers not to jump over the counter and strangle the most insufferable people alive. Do you understand
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*dreamy sigh* fruit juice :]
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would you like a nice glass of
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weekly occurrence at this point
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9-1-1 ▸ fear-o-phobia
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LET THEM SAY F–!!
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