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i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car

#I love this so much #especially the costumes #Also Marinette just looking mildly annoyed rather than truly angry #And Bunnyx having to make a report #i love this #miraculous ladybug #chat noir #bunnyx

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GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

#literally all of my girls #michiru kagemori #Titan Spawn Luz Noceda #Senti-Mari Marinette Dupain-Cheng #OC: Katt #kipo oak

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this is the michiru of good luck. reblog for good tanuki luck

#my girl #my daughter #my strange girl #michiru #michiru kagemori #bna

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My stance on Shuro discourse

#Yeah it's just sorta a bad match #Laios is just being nice and friendly and kind to someone he sees as a friend and companion #And if he knew Shuro was frustrated with him he would have made a change #He's doing everything he's supposed to do #Shuro was so annoyed with him but trying to quietly imply that in the politest and kindest way he could #Assuming Laios would eventually pick up on it #HE was doing everything he was supposed to do #The unstoppable force meets the immovable object #Like they both very much had the right to be angry in that situation #I wouldn't say either of them was wrong or right #But they both have justified frustration that should be directed at the invisible forces driving this situation #but instead they lashed out at one another #dungeon meshi #shuro dungeon meshi #toshiro nakamoto #delicious in dungeon

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Birds of a Feather previous / next

#Marinette not having a good time #but when is she ever #my poor girl is like a flick on the nose away from melting into a pile of sludge with PTSD #I so wanna wrap her up in a blanket burrito like one of those spicy kittens #or like those baby bats #I don't know if it would fix her but it won't make her worse #Also maybe do the same to Alya #Let them just chill in silence next to eachother #again won't fix anything but it might be nice #miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #feralnette au #alya cesaire

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

#Scratching #Well that would explain the unexplainable claw marks on my shoulders that I keep waking up to!

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Tournament Preliminaries:

#I'd say yes #Luz is the POV character #But King Eda and Luz form a sorta MC Trio #the owl house #toh #king clawthorne

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Felix: Adrien, I am your cousin, and I order you to do the hokey-pokey! Adrien: Felix, I am your cousin, and you will do the chicken dance for me! Marinette: What are those two doing? Kagami: They called it an "amok-off." They've swapped rings and are now competing to see who can better resist a direct order. Felix: Walk Like an Egyptian! Kagami: I am mediating and holding onto the Peacock to keep things even. Adrien: Do the Twist! Marinette: I see. Well, so long as they keep it down to... Marinette: Wait, what are those rings you're wearing? Felix: Do the Locomotion with me! Kagami: Ah. Beforehand, Felix and Adrien both approached me in secret and entrusted me with their actual amok rings. Marinette: So... They're both trying to cheat. Kagami: Mm-hmm. The real test is to see how long until they realize the only thing compelling their actions is their own commitment to the bit. Felix & Adrien: Eeyyy Macarena! Marinette: I see. Should I make popcorn? Kagami: If you would be so kind, yes.

#miraculous ladybug

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In the Senti-Mari AU, sometimes Marinette, Kagami, and Felix all swap amoks and try to see who can resist the commands the best. Alya or Adrien have to hold the Peacock Miraculous and referee. So it's just

Marinette holding Felix's Amok: "Do the worm!"

Felix, fighting to stay on his feet: "Kagami, I command you to sing Rasputin!"

Kagami, not flinching as she holds Marinette's amok: "THE FITNESS GRAND PACER TEST-"

It's all great fun.

#miraculous ladybug #felix graham de vanily #kagami tsurugi #marinette dupain cheng #sentimonster Marinette #senti-mari AU #Flame writes #It started with just Kagami and Felix doing it #They stole each other's and started trying to embarrass the other but it turned into a game #When Marinette couldn't stop it she joined #Alya and Adrien decided to make sure things don't go south

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better than drugs

#True #I seriously be religiously checking my emails in the hope that I'll see that #I rarely do #but when it's there... #HHOOOOOOO!!!!! #AO3 #archive of our own

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Loser baby emos ;)

#They are both pathetic losers and I love that for them #The deserve one another #cute #miraculous ladybug #shadybug #claw noir #ml paris special

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#I am a Bruxish... #I am killing myself #I am going to run into the nearest dungeon and let myself be torn apart by pokemon #I would rather die than be a Bruxish #Also my partner is a Ditto #So I apologize to Ditto for scarring them

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So remembered an animatic that said every Ladybug holder was destined to abandon their Black Cat and they'd never see each other again. So I quickly threw together a set of curses for all the Chinese Box.

Ladybug - They are destined to always die alone with their goals unaccomplished

Black Cat - They are fated to always be abandoned by the person they hold closest

Fox - They are fated to always destroy the person they love most

Turtle - When it counts most they won’t be able to protect those they hold most dear

Bee - They are fated to drive others away at their most vulnerable

Butterfly - They are fated to have their good intentions twisted sour

Peacock - They are fated to put their faith and love into the wrong person and destroy themselves

Snake - At the end of things, they will always end up alone

Dragon - They are fated to never have the strength they most need

Bunny - They are destined to see the worst fates of their friends repeat over and over again with no chance to save them

Tiger - They are destined to always squeeze too tight and break those they love

Pig - Their kindness and desire to help will be their downfall

Mouse - They are fated to feel the weight of every task and eventually be crushed by it

Ox - They are cursed to be destroyed by their own growing doubt

Horse - They are fated to always be a moment too slow and be ruined by it

Monkey - Their happiness will come at the cost of the misery of others

Goat - They will be consumed by their passion and desires

Dog - They will devote their lives to a goal and only in their last moments realize they were wrong

Rooster - The people they hold closest will be unreachable

My rough idea is that the Miraculous of the Chinese Miracle Box are so powerful that their magic naturally backlashes onto the user in the form of a curse. So if someone wears a Miraculous for too long, they will be doomed to the curse even if they take it off.

#miraculous ladybug #Miraculous AU #Cursed Miraculous #Chinese Miracle Box #Miraculous angst #Miraculous Lore #ladybug miraculous #Black Cat Miraculous #Bee Miraculous #Fox Miraculous #Turtle Miraculous #Butterfly Miraculous #Peacock Miraculous #Mouse Miraculous #Ox Miraculous #Rabbit Miraculous #Dragon Miraculous #Snake Miraculous #tiger Miraculous #Pig Miraculous #horse Miraculous #Rooster Miraculous #Dog Miraculous #Goat Miraculous #monkey Miraculous #Felix Marinette and Adrien also have double curses #Marinette using all the Miraculous together caused her to get the Mouse Curse despite only using it once #Similar thing for Felix getting the Dog Curse #Adrien has the Snake Curse since he technically used the snake miraculous for several months #Gabriel and Nathalie have already been consumed by their curses

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#Nah #you got good vibes #you go directly to- #BED

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@mixit-exists

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The abandoned child you’ve taken in sleeps on your lap as the god who gave you immortality softly warns you. “This will hurt.”

#literally Michiru and Shirou #Which is why I like to try and find a way for him to give up his immortality #After a thousand years he deserves to be able to grow old and die with the people he loves #Let him die with Michiru gently holding his withered weak hands #Let him die smiling even as his daughter cries over him #that is the fate he's earned #bna #shirou ogami #michiru kagemori #dad wolf