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Liveblogging my first time watching SAW II

- oh wow this starts even faster than the first one

- wait I’ve seen this trap before

- I mean isn’t Jigsaw literally just an informant, he just also makes the consequences himself

- eww I don’t wanna see this bit I’m gonna look away

- yeah no it’s 100% slamming shut on him

- is this one about learning the power of fatherly love

- glad he stepped up his knife skills, you can actually tell that’s a jigsaw now

- Reddit said this film is ‘significantly gorier’, which makes me…fucking nervous

- that creepy fucking clown

- so they’ve already caught him like 5 minutes into the film, this is awesome

- ooh, he has hair this time

- that’s 100% a dead body

- okay I was wrong

- I am not above torture for extracting info

- she found that tape player WAY too quickly

- they only have 2 hours, that’s better (last time felt like they had a whole day to fuck around)

- stop pushing that door stop pushing that door stop pushing that door

- ohhhhhhhh my god I could not look away but GOD I wish I could

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Live-blogging my first time watching SAW

- oh shit, starts off full on

- my phone’s on 28%, when it dies I have to stop watching because I’m not doing this on full attention

- NO HEAD! NO HEAD! (Early 2000’s gore is surprisingly bearable)

- why is Laurence Gordon kinda…

- I’ve made it through 6 minutes!! Only 1hr37 left to go and then I can say I’ve survived watching SAW

- what if he just…didn’t play the tape lol

- Adam! (The vine reference…it’s…funny to me)

- oh Lawrence KNOWS they’re gonna kill each other

- puppy dog eyes my beloved

- bathroom’s a lot bigger than I always thought it would be, honestly shit’s SPACIOUS

- if they could just waste as much time as possible trying to get this cassette player that would be great thank you

- honestly what did Adam do

- you could just slide the tape but go off I guess

- it would suck to be Adam, like imagine not being the main character, just being brought in for some guy…objectification

- follow your heart —> kiss Adam

- aww the heart on the toilet it kind of bbg, at least he gave them deco

- Adam why would you pass him the hacksaw. He is trying to kill you.

- great job Adam, now only one of you has a weapon and it’s the one actively trying to murder you.

- workers of the world unite, the only thing you have to lose is your…feet

- I mean, I think he died because he got sawed in half, just a crazy guess

- HE TORTURED A GUY BECAUSE HE TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF??

- maybe I’m just dumb but like how does the razor wire kill him? What even is razor wire

- that is not a jigsaw piece, that is a misshapen lump. Let’s not reach at times like these

- if I were him I would just have like…not picked up that candle

- cancelling Jigsaw for not normalising mental illness, I’m getting problematic vibes from this guy

- getting homoerotic vibes from him painting a naked man’s body with flammable liquid, like…did he NEED to be naked? Or was that just a want.

- hate to say it but Gordon kinda looks better all grimed up

- oh that’s that one guy! He’s in like every crime show. This man has Stable Employment.

- short break to flex my unshackled legs, charge my charger and turn on the light

- honestly this is still fine, more interesting than horrible

- someone survived? People can do that?

- how come she got the horrifying bear trap and all they got was ankle cuffs? Kinda sexist ngl

- make your choice?? I feel like it’s a pretty easy choice

- oh shit that’s a grenade

- so wait how did she survive? Surely that’s impossible

- girl now is not the time to faff around

- OH WAIT HE’S ALIVE!!

- she could’ve just killed him, honestly that’s on her

- I’m pretty sure she’s evil but girlboss, honestly

- here comes this fucking guy, Jesus Christ

- girl he did not help you let’s be real here

- lightheaded from nerves but I’m half an hour in

- my smart little detective bb Adam

- this is the most fun I’ve had without lubricant lmaooooo Adam tell em

- if he kills the daughter I’m gonna riot. I better not see that fuckass puppet right now

- he’s kinda a good dad, like that was cute I can’t lie

- is someone gonna ask the daughter what the man said to her?? I feel like you would definitely at least ASK

- I’m a good chunk through this movie and it’s only mildly unsettling, I’m beginning to think I’m just a pussy

- sneaky, ranks are breaking in the spacious bathroom

- I am simply not afraid of a man wearing a blanket

- if he kills them I will stop being able to tolerate this “jigsaw is morally grey” narrative, they did literally nothing wrong

- actually the child’s kinda annoying, why can she only make one noise

- did he only have 3 prior victims or did they only have the budget to show flashbacks of those guys

- I’d love to be an over-dedicated detective, staying back from drinks to eat shitty Chinese takeaway at my desk and stay up all night in a rumpled shirt, running my hands through my hair over ‘evidence’

- oop he knew they were comingggggggg

- in half an hour I gotta go cook my spaghetti

- if the puppet move’s I’m freaking out

- call me crazy but just shoot jigsaw the minute you see he’s gonna screwdriver lobotomise that guy? Clearly this mans is bad

- arresting him is objectively more important

- at least pull the hood back, I swear to god

- again, I cannot be afraid of this caped crusader, Dungeons-and-Dragons-ass villain

- short break for my mental health (mommy came home) then back to it and feeling strong

- rahhhh death metal as the killer escapes, I simply have to vibe

- oh he survived, that’s rad

- it’s zander!!

- the girls are fightinggggggggggggg

- glow in the dark paint are you fucking kidding me this film is so unserious

- so do Adam and Lawrence fuck or what

- I don’t know how to explain this but Lawrence’s face is so Lana del Rey genderswapped

- ewwwwwwww he’s so ugly in a suit😖😭😖😖😭

- oh lawd he crawlin

- what in the fuck is. That

- Adam choking is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, genuinely why does he do that

- the acting is killing me, why is this a comedy movie

- Adam’s literallt just an urban photographer

- let me guess, jigsaw’s right there and it’s gonna show him in the flash (wow, crazy)

- come out I’ll kill you! - he says, with no weapon and zero upper body strength (I love my pathetic babygirl)

- how did time go that FAST, goddamn

- oh Jesus, kidnapped child moment

- ohhhhhhhh, shit boutta go DOWN

- I really thought these SAW traps were a time-crunch, in-and-out thing, it feels like these guys have so much downtime

- vigilante Adam arc

- is the picture of Lawrence drinking a smoothie really necessary??

- Lawrence killed a hooker confirmed

- it’s giving Nicki Minaj phone call

- why does Jigsaw, a stalker, hate Adam, also a stalker

- Adam’s just a girlboss trying to survive in this modern economy

- they have made no progress out of this goddamn bathroom, these guys are utterly useless

- how come everyone else gets these crazy punishments for running out of time and theirs is like…he just fucking comes in there and shoots you

- the I Need You was unnecessary and gay

- why am I suddenly feeling the urge to also watch the sequel

- could he stop yelling

- Adam is yelling because he is an empath

- nooooooooooooooooo Adammmmmmmmmm

- bitch the time was up!! He wasn’t going to let you see your wife and kid!!

- I appreciate the bit of fabric covering up his gross leg

- see, just like I said.

- get his ass, baby

- are they about to kiss

- why does he fucking sound like that

- why do I feel like he absolutely WOULD lie to him, that sneaky bitch. Tricksy

- That’s a bigass bullet wound

- so that’s not even jigsaw

- who the fuck is that wait what who the fuck is that

- I thought that was what happened to the key!!

- no way he lay there that still the entire time that’s crazy

- game over lmao that’s so funny he can’t be serious

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Signs you’re the Friend friend:

1. You’re their friend

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When you’ve been at work for four hours and then you look at the clock and you’ve (only) been at work for an hour and a half…

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Teenager: breathes

Adult: Yes but actually here’s how I know more than you

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Do you ever just make up a question that you think is gonna make you sound really smart at a lecture and you keep rehearsing it but you never get to say and then 5 years later you’re like Jesus fuck this is the most cringy thing ever

Or like is that just me?????????????

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Watching midsommar-

Aka. Specifically-timed glances to look at the beautiful scenes while also having jumpscare warnings open on my phone.

Aka.aka. Openly simping over Florence Pugh.

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Hear me out:

A Heimdall show, shot like the office.

#heimdall #Thor #Loki #mcu #marvel #Russo brothers #marvel cinematic universe #thor ragnarok #odin #Frigga #thor love and thunder

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Posting sad shit on main like gee I sure hope my close friends don’t see this and notice I’m not doing so great and check up on me and ask how I am and

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When you think about it, the Oompa Loompas really were just the original Greek Tragedy.

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Wait what the fuck

WhatsApp is meant to be like “What’s Up”??

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I’m just small and gay and Having A Hard Time Right Now.

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WAS ANYBODY GOING TO TELL ME THAT MAY IS THE 5TH MONTH OF THE YEAR

NOT THE 4TH?????????????????

Y’all just watched me pushing a pull door for half a goddamn month huh

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You know what, fuck it.

It’s okay to not be a genius.

Being smart is great and I respect the hell out of people who are good at maths and sciences and can write essays well, but it’s not the be all and end all of being human.

If you can make a decent cup of tea? If you’re good at making people laugh?

If you’re a genuinely nice person?

You’ve succeeded.

I think we’ve come to think of intelligence as the only thing worth being, when in actuality it’s okay to not be smart because there are so many other things that are worthwhile in a life.

TL;DR - It doesn’t matter if you’re not smart, just be kind and you’re good.

#inspiration #reassurance #academic burnout #burnout syndrome

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Woke up at 4am this morning with a Thought.

What if Ash Ketchum from Pokemon is meant to be like Ash Catch-em

#pokemon #ash Ketchum #pikachu #detective pikachu #anime #animé

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Ohhh, I’m curious to know what your other blogs are. if you don’t wanna share them, that’s cool though!

Ahh no it’s totally cool! Drop me a message and I can give you a link to one of my other blogs xx

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Hi there, just curious... do you have any other blogs??

Yeahhhhh I have like two others but one is just for reblogging posts. Why?