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Dazai: We have a problem.
Chuuya: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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Nikolai: Fedya has only knocked me out three times this week. Our friendship is really developing.
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Dazai: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Chuuya: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.
Dazai: It sucks.
Chuuya: That's not constructive criticism, Dazai..
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A quick drawing of Xiao-Mei from Fullmetal Alchemist
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Drew sleepy Dazai
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Jouno: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Tecchou: We could attack them with hummus.
Jouno: I stand corrected.
Tecchou: Just keeping things in perspective.
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Jouno: Tecchou, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Tecchou (dryly): Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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Jouno: How would you like your coffee?
Tecchou: Black, with black pepper
Jouno: ...Why did I even ask..
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Nikolai: I can't do this. It's against my moral compass.
Fyodor: Nikolai... Your moral compass is a roulette wheel.
Nikolai: ...Your point?
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Fyodor: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*
Nikolai, poking Fyodor's arm: Fyodor. Fyodor. Fyodor. Fyodor.
Fyodor: WHAT?!
Nikolai: ...We're out of Capri Suns..
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Nikolai: I would destroy the world for you!
Fyodor: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Nikolai: No!
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Dazai: Arson? Oh, you mean 'crime brûlée'
Chuuya: ...
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Dazai: Tomorrow is garbage day
Chuuya: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you
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Chuuya: Dazai, why are you drinking hydrogen peroxide?!
Dazai: It says H2O2. That means it's the sequel to water
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Let's just sit down with the fact that this is the first time that Dazai got outsmarted by someone.
He must have been screaming inside
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Atsushi: Oh my God, the stove is on fire! What should we do?!
Dazai: Okay, don't worry. We just need an adult.
Atsushi: But WE are adults!
Dazai: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT! WHERE IS KUNIKIDA?!
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Sigma: Why would you give a knife to Fyodor!?
Nikolai: He said he felt unsafe!
Sigma: Well, now I feel unsafe!
Nikolai: *searching in his bag*
Nikolai: You want a gun?
Sigma: *loses anyway to Fyodor*
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