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Colm looking at Wylan, Nina, Kaz, Matthias and Inej: Jesper, I said you could bring one friend! One!

Jesper: They don’t come separately, da.

Nina: We’re pack animals, Mr. Fahey.

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Wylan: Wow! Look at that! That kind of chemical reaction is so volatile, that when it--

Jesper: Yeah yeah, dumb this down a notch?

Kaz: It makes things go "boom"

Wylan: Uh, well, technically- It makes things go "zweeeeee SHOOOOOOOO- pop!"

Everyone: ???

Wylan: You know, if we're being accurate

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*Later*

The bomb: zweeeeeeee SHOOOOOOOO-

The bomb: POP!

Jesper: Wow! That really was accurate!

Wylan: I know! Right!

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Kaz: checkmate

Wylan: what- we're playing monopoly???

Kaz: when you can't beat the odds, change the game

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Inej: It’s your turn to wash the dishes

Kaz: I will wash the room red with your blood

Inej: Ok, but first wash the dishes and use soap

#six of crows incorrect quotes #soc kaz #six of crows inej #six of crows kaz #soc inej #kaz brekker #kanej #kanej supremacy #kanej headcanon #six of crows #soc jesper #soc wylan #six of crows jesper #soc kuwei #soc kanej #soc nina #soc matthias #soc #six of crows kuwei #six of crows matthias #six of crows nina #six of crows wylan #crooked kingdom

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*Jesper wanting to play some music with Wylan*

Jesper: I’m something of a musician myself

Jesper: *pulls out kazoo*

#six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows #soc jesper #soc kaz #soc wylan #six of crows inej #six of crows kaz #soc inej #kaz brekker #six of crows jesper #jesper x wylan #jesper fahey #wylan x jesper #wylan van sunshine #six of crows wylan #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #soc wesper #soc kuwei #soc nina #soc matthias #soc #six of crows kuwei #six of crows matthias #six of crows nina #wesper

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-They both look sweet but are dangerous criminals

-Both didn’t want to do the thing that made them criminals

-Both pretend not to understand the others bc they annoy them

-Both cause the destruction of the thing that made them criminals

-Both are sweet if you don’t threaten them

#soc kuwei #six of crows kuwei #kiwi #stranger things #stranger things alexi #six of crows #soc #change my mind #cinematic parallels #crooked kingdom

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Robo Charlie: Having an existential crisis after learning she is a robot.

Ghost Charlie, who has been a weird puppet robot longer than she has been a human: You done yet?

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Springtrap: Have at thee!

*Charlie swings a crowbar into English Willy's knees*

Springtrap: Oh god my fucking knees!

Charlie: Get crowbar'd, bitch! Thanks for the crowbar, Elizabeth.

Springtrap: Elizabeth, what the fuck?

Elizabeth: I hate you, that's why

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Cassidy: What's it like being a mother of six at five years of age?

Charlie: What's it like knowing you'll never have a moment of privacy for as long as you haunt that hunk of junk?

Evan: She's got us there, Cass.

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It isn't easy for me either.

process:

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*sirens going off in the distance*

Wylan, terrified, rocking back and forth: They’ve found me!!

Kaz, who the Stadwatch is really after: You better run

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Jesper, giving flowers to Wylan: Here, I brought you flowers. They need sunshine so you were the obvious choice

Wylan: :)

Nina: *giving thumbs up from behind a bush after giving Jesper that line*

#kinda like the toothless and lightfury meme with Hiccup in httyd #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows #soc jesper #soc kaz #soc wylan #six of crows inej #six of crows kaz #soc inej #kaz brekker #six of crows jesper #wylan van sunshine #jesper x wylan #six of crows wylan #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #wylan x jesper #jesper fahey #soc wesper #wesper #soc kuwei #soc nina #soc matthias #soc #six of crows kuwei #six of crows matthias #six of crows nina #crooked kingdom

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For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

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I've definitely done this more than once

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Jesper, trying to get to know Wylan in SoC: Do any sounds annoy you?

Wylan: Real or imaginary?

Jesper, curious: Let’s say imaginary

Wylan: Spider wearing flip flops

#soc wesper #wesper #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows #soc jesper #soc kaz #soc wylan #six of crows inej #six of crows kaz #soc inej #kaz brekker #six of crows jesper #jesper x wylan #wylan van sunshine #six of crows wylan #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #wylan x jesper #jesper fahey #soc kuwei #soc nina #soc matthias #soc #six of crows kuwei #six of crows matthias #six of crows nina #crooked kingdom

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Inej: Navy rules, Kaz. You’re on my boat you follow my rules.

Kaz: As I remember, I bought this boat

Inej: Yes, thank you for buying my boat

#six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows #soc jesper #soc kaz #soc wylan #six of crows inej #six of crows kaz #soc inej #kaz brekker #six of crows jesper #six of crows kuwei #six of crows matthias #six of crows nina #six of crows wylan #soc wesper #soc kuwei #soc nina #soc matthias #soc #inej #sankta inej #kaz dirtyhands brekker #kaz fucking brekker #kaz rietveld #kaz x inej #kanej

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what she says: I'm fine

what she means: he was just wylan van eck. he told them everything. he was just wylan van eck. he told them everything. he was just wylan van eck. He told them everything. he was just-