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apocalypseslut · 19 days

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was up the street last week and in the span of thirty seconds i saw the last guy i actually had feelings for who is still probably the most attractive man ive ever met, and one of my nurses from the psych ward. my past is truly haunting me.

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apocalypseslut · 30 days

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being 14 core. wouldnt go back if you paid me a million fucking dollars but this was the moment back then

#nostalgia #nostalgiacore #mental illness

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apocalypseslut · 30 days

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bitches be like “cybercore future fashion” and then its a shitty garment from aliexpress.

like gurl the only future of that fashion is in a landfill.

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apocalypseslut · 30 days

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more nye pics

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apocalypseslut · 30 days

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ok nye slay i forgot to post lol

#cunt certified diva bonifide fashion slay #diva #cybercore #diy fashion #recycling #fashion #punk fashion #slay #cuntified #apocalypticslut #slutcore #grunge #alternative fashion #alt girl #fairycore #y2kcore #y2k aesthetic #future fashion

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apocalypseslut · 1 month

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im ovulating like nobody’s business so here is a list of times in my life where men have made me unbelievably horny

kylo ren. specifically in that scene that got memed with his pants so fucking high. i dont know why but i saw that at 12 years old and went. dear lord god amen.

grant o'brien. dear lord i like that tall stupid man. my partner's housemate got a dropout subscription and now i actually need to stop watching anything with him because i need to like. sit down. and just. CALM DOWN. was watching his bachelor and he was like "i loooove edging" and "im definitely more dominant than submissive". i nearly fell to the floor. god. digital footprint dont find me.

paul dano. OKAYYYYYY I KNOOOWWW not shutting up about it ever im incapable. hes just like. so pathetic looking. i wish to spit in his face. i wish to piss on him. i wish to tie him up and leave him for days. aaaaanyways.

the bald dude in dune part 2. not the big one. the one they described as "sexually vulnerable" and "likes pain". SIGN ME UP. WHAT A FUCKING FREAK I NEED HIM I WONT HIIIM.

the guy in maniac who was fucking that anime robot. i need a man who is pathetic and looks like young link neil

paul bettany as the unabomber. hey! i like my men isolated and radicalised

bo burnham in inside. see above.

young snape in the half blood prince... i KNOW its just a flashback and its like two seconds of a mopey emo being bullied but liek..... heyyyyy

draco malfoy in the half blood prince..... just when hes like. going through his montage of becoming evil, and hes all like. pasty and angry.

leo in the great..... complete change of pace but i wont him. i want the quiet sensitive one who writes poetry and picks flowers. i just want him to like gently eat me out as the morning sun streams through the window.

peter in the great,,,, ok back to business, he is an asshole and i want to ruin him sexually.

matthew baynton as the highway man... i love a silly man in eyeliner. jester for me you freak. i want to kiss you softly on a bridge.

freaky deaky shut in man from twin peaks. like yesss tend to your orchids and fuck me gently u nervous freak. then i will return the favour. not gently.

i was going to clarify that these are non irl, but now that i think of it i dont think ive ever actually been made horny by a real man i have met

#paul dano #paul bettany #bo burnham #kylo ren #adam driver #peter the great #draco malfoy #dune part two #grant o'brien #dropout tv #twin peaks

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apocalypseslut · 10 months

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