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the magnus archives sure were a podcast, huh?

Commission me 💛 ko-fi 💛 inprnt

[ID: the image is a digital illustration of Jon and Martin from The Magnus Archives kissing as the panopticon burns. Jon has medium dark skin, long greying hair, various scars, and a short beard, and his hands are covered in blood. he is wearing an overlarge green button up, light green shirt, rectangular glasses, and dark pants. his eyes are closed gently and he is crying. one hand is gently on Martin’s cheek, and the other in a fist on his shoulder, arm around the back of his neck. Martin has light brown skin, curly silver hair, large round glasses, and stubble. he is wearing a cream sweater a jacket tied around his waist, and dark pants. his eyes are closed, he is crying, and he looks mournful. one hand is supporting his lower back, and the other is holding a knife in his chest. they are surrounded by stylized smoke and an orange flame-like glow. above them is a glowing shut eye. the image looks glitched/corrupted. end id]

#THEM #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin

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Post-canon mid-40s jonmartin who now co-own a local bookshop in Yorkshire.

#AHHHHHHHH #jonmartin #post canon #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood

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what lighter

#web lighter #gif #animation

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i think he has a neat smile

#is that an adorable Jon #I love him #jarchivist #jonathan sims

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petition to defog the lonely with hairdryers

#“that’s how any of this works #correct #tma #jonmartin

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[Image ID: two screenshots of excerpts from the transcript of episodes 22 and 200 of the podcast the Magnus Archives. The quotes are as follows:

Episode 22:

[CLICK]

ARCHIVIST: Martin, are you sure about this?

Episode 200:

MARTIN: [Sobbing] Are you sure about this?

End ID]

OH COME ON ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

#first and last jonmartin interactions in the podcast #IT HURTS ME #I HATE IT #OW #jonmartin #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tma 200

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So…  I had this song “Fleurie - Hurts Like Hell” stuck in my head the whole day and thought that it will fit here perfectly :) 

#FUCK #THIS HURTS #don’t like #DONT #LIKE #tma s5 predictions #jonmartin

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✨👁 PRE-ORDERS ARE NOW OPEN FOR THE WATCHER’S DECK! 👁 ✨

Pre-orders are open from April 1st to May 1st — no jokes or tricks here!

We are thrilled to announce that pre-orders for The Watcher’s Deck: A Magnus Archives Tarot Deck are now open from April 1st to May 1st!

The project includes a richly-illustrated full 78 card tarot deck and guidebook featuring the characters of our beloved podcast, as well as incredible merch by our dedicated contributors.

Please check out our bundle options, stretch goals, and other info under the cut!

Keep reading

#zine update #stretch goal #stretch goal update #tma zine #tma tarot deck #tma project #tma #tarot #the magnus archives #preorder #BUY THIS!!!!! #I WANT all of the stretch goals #also this project looks AMAZING

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✨👁 PRE-ORDERS ARE NOW OPEN FOR THE WATCHER’S DECK! 👁 ✨

Pre-orders are open from April 1st to May 1st — no jokes or tricks here!

We are thrilled to announce that pre-orders for The Watcher’s Deck: A Magnus Archives Tarot Deck are now open from April 1st to May 1st!

The project includes a richly-illustrated full 78 card tarot deck and guidebook featuring the characters of our beloved podcast, as well as incredible merch by our dedicated contributors.

Please check out our bundle options, stretch goals, and other info under the cut!

Keep reading

#BUY THIS #I WANT THE DECK BAG #the magnus archives #preorder #tma #zine preorders #tarot deck #tarot #tma tarot deck #tma tarot deck preorders #magnus archives #mag

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Pupil of the Eye

#STUPID BASTARD #tma #tma s5 #tma spoilers #elias #👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ #mag 192 #Jonah Magnus

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[leans in far too close to the mic] this is for all the tags that mention how pretty i draw jon…… you aint seen NOTHIN yet

i like that on this page i have all this sap and then there’s just this fella in the corner with his meat birds

#THEY #martin blackwood #Jonathan sims #jonmartin #Jared HOPWORTH

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Canon TMA Character Features I Can Remember

Martin is fat

Jon generally looks like he’s sleep deprived. Or dying.

Tim is the hot one

Jon, Tim and Melanie all have scars

Jared is large and has a handsome face, but his body is a fucked up meat mound with extra limbs and organs

Melanie is skinny

Gerry is goth. Not bad looking, but his hair is poorly dyed black.

Elias physically only has two eyes (as far as we know)

Annabelle has dark brown skin

Peter Lukas is 120% white. Maybe even more.

Jude Perry’s a short, muscular and Asian woman

Agnes is hot

Manuela sounds hot, therefore she probably is.

I don’t remember anything about Sasha’s looks, but it’s okay because almost no one in the cast does either

#text post #character features

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The pages are his bones.

#THE PAGES ARE HIS BONES #jared hopworth

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bye jared

#LMAO #BYE JARED #jared hopworth #mag 171 #jonmartin #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #season 5 #eyepocalypse

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187's revelation that helen replacing michael was an attempt by the distortion to manipulate jon and friends into trusting them, or at least being uncertain about not trusting them... this was a trick on the audience just as much as on jon. we meet michael distortion before we ever meet michael classic, but we meet helen richardson as a victim, hear the statement straight from her, see her be taken, hear martin and tim lament over not saving her... we trust her slightly more, maybe, because she's presented as benevolent. she saves jon, she helps the others during the flesh attack, she takes jared and manuela when they provide threats, she shows up in season 5 and offers to help. she has a likeable personality that makes you forget things about her. the distortion may have used helen to trick jon, but the effect was intended on the listeners as well

#oh damn #helen richardson #the distortion #text post

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Ahhhh I just saw your Stranger Gerry and I love it so much!

Would you maybe draw Jon with the Vast or the Lonely Palette? :0

Thinking about the Vast amount of work Jon had to do...

#jonathan sims #the archivist

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still cannot get over the progression of jon and melanie’s s1-s3 friendship. 

first meeting: they simultaneously think they are obviously the smartest and most respectable person in the room and the other is an idiot. melanie spills her story and jon pointedly doesn’t bring up that he knows the podcaster she mentioned, let alone that they’re exes, he tells her she probably dreamt the whole thing, they part ways yelling at each other.

second meeting: melanie rocks up and immediately says “hey bastard are you okay what HAPPENED you look terrible? I think you’re a bitch but your ex says you aren’t and you are as close to a friend as I have. my life has fundamentally broken, would you mind giving me the few resources you have at your disposal to help give me a sense of purpose and direction again?” and jon says “yes, I pay enough attention to that ghost youtube channel of yours which I despise to have already consciously noticed you’d unofficially disbanded. sorry about that, go right ahead.”

third meeting: *melanie voice* hey there, I still think you’re the worst man, but on second thought I do actually respect your workplace so I’m going to spill my guts here for a second time and tell you all about my whole spiral of the last year. *jon voice* ha, looks like we’re a pair of clowns with clearly self destructive obsessions, aren’t we? *melanie voice* no, you’re the bigger clown, clearly. anyway I just wanted to tell someone this in case ghosts kill me so I guess it had to be you :/ . also that isn’t sasha? *jon voice* yes it is? *melanie voice* hey actually fuck this and fuck you I hate you you bastard

fourth meeting: *melanie voice* yes I hate this bitch yes I trust him enough to aid and abet a potential murderer we exist

#love them #Melanie king #Jonathan sims #they’re friends #text post