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assassinnumber9 · 29 days
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Listen, I'm not typically a Fionky fan, but that won't change me wanting my bf to go as a male Fiona for the con we're going to.
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assassinnumber9 · 2 months
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As a fanfic author, sometimes I wonder if anyone loves my stories as much as I do or maybe even more or if my readers come back to my fics or think about them every once in awhile and have their own ideas or make their own scenarios for my AUs. Or if, when I have major writer's block and don't update for months on end, they sit in anticipation for all that time for me to update like I do my favorite fics.
And if you are one of these people - whether it be for my own fic or literally anyone else's - I want you to know how much it means to me and all the fanfic authors out there, because not only does it keep motivated and writing but it also gives us purpose.
Or at least, that's how I feel. I just want to thank every fanfic reader out there.
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assassinnumber9 · 3 months
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This is indeed correct.
And I also refuse to elaborate.
Loid Forger/Twilight/[REDACTED] is a fully fledged himbo. no I will not elaborate
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assassinnumber9 · 3 months
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Hi! I’m actually obsessed with Loid Forger is NOT a Cuddler, my teeth have rotted, I am giggling, kicking my feet, it was just great and I wanted to let you know. Spy x Family has invaded my brain and I doubt it will leave any time soon so I’m super excited to read more of your fics☺️
Omg!! Thank you so much! 💕 I'm so glad you like it, and I hope you like my other fics just as much! 😁
Hopefully, I can put more content out soon as well! Including the first chapter of the Cuddler sequel 😊
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assassinnumber9 · 3 months
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Me, with too many plot bunnies as it is: But what if you made a Loid Forger is NOT A Cuddler sequel 👀
Me: 😠
Yor Briar Does NOT Have Baby Fever
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assassinnumber9 · 4 months
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Hey, Everyone! Happy (belated) new year! 💛
I just wanted to say a big thank you to everyone who has supported me and my fanfics! I really hope I can continue to maybe make your day even a little better with my stories this year!
I would like to announce that I am indeed still working on Eternity Ch 4; I just haven't had many days off recently and haven't had the chance to fully sit down and work on it! It will also be much longer than an average chapter, so I promise you all will be fed well!
I'm also here to give you a sneak peek into a new AU I'm currently working on! An AU where Yor is an assassin just trying to do her job but makes an unlikely friend in a rather annoying (but extremely handsome) prostitute nicknamed Twilight 💛
Please enjoy! (Warning: suggestive themes)
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assassinnumber9 · 4 months
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Twilight's got nothing on Frankie 😌
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assassinnumber9 · 4 months
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hey, I just wanted to let you know that I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR FANFIC Eternity is One Hell of A Long Time. Waiting patiently as you update but just wanted to let you know that it is amazing thanks for your work <3
Omg!! Thank you so much 💕😭 This means so much to me!
I have so many ideas for Eternity, and it's honestly my baby at this point lol so hearing it get praise just makes my whole week 💕
I promise I am working on Ch 4 lol I have just been working almost nonstop the last month (retail sucks), and it's been hard to find time (and energy) to sit down to write 😭 It will be a much longer chapter than usual though! It's the date chapter, so there will be a lot to it 😊
Here's a little snippet!
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assassinnumber9 · 4 months
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"What You Do to Me" and "You Truly are My Vice" are my all time favorites!!
Sometimes I forget Vice exists lol but those two fics were the first ones I wrote for TwiYor, so they do have a special place in my heart! ❤️
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assassinnumber9 · 4 months
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Reblog if you're a fanfic writer and you wanna know what your followers' favorite story of yours is ❤
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assassinnumber9 · 5 months
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Hi.
Twilight is a pathetic idiot, and Yor just so happens to be moronsexual.
Thank you
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assassinnumber9 · 5 months
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HELP something keeps possessing me to draw them dancing I can’t take it
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assassinnumber9 · 5 months
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For the Director's commentary game...(pretty please!) from one of my favorite fics, Loid Forger is NOT a Cuddler:
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Oh boy! Chapter 3 of Cuddler was probably one of the most difficult chapters for me to write, possibly tied with chapter 2 as I am neither a child nor a dog but had to basically go into what a child and dog would think/act like lol
It's been awhile since I wrote this one, but I do remember thinking as I was typing that Loid Forger would absolutely be the one to have a full conversation and/or argument with a dog (because it's canon as seen in Ch 58 of the manga). And because Cuddler is set after Loid and Yor are officially together and know each other's identities, I wanted to make Loid be open to admitting pretty much anything that wasn't the fact he was a cuddler - this time being that he spoiled everyone in the apartment way too much as well as how he enjoyed the hustle and bustle of family life.
This chapter was particularly difficult to write in terms of description, as the reader pretty much knows the apartment already. So, I had to rely on little details to make the flow not so choppy and to give a break from the quick and simple dialog, and what I decided to focus on instead was the sounds around the apartment simply because going from being by yourself to having a family involving a young child and a wife with a loud, annoying siscon of a brother would be a big change.
And the other way around is also correct - going from a full apartment to complete quiet with the exception of a pretty chill dog.
I remember writing it and wanting to capture how Loid, after so long of being a family man, would find the quiet now uncomfortable and unsettling, and so I added him reminiscing after Bond became distracted by the food in front of him as dogs do lol
I honestly think it's interesting how chapter 3 of Cuddler has been a favorite of at least a couple people I know while it's one I'm still uncertain of myself, but I did have fun writing this cute little scene! The Loid and Bond duo are always just so cute!
A little fun fact about Bond's meal - it used to be the one I fed my mom's dogs when I had to petsit. Now, they just straight up eat chicken from a can. That was actually a big inspiration for this scene, because those two are so spoiled.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this little commentary! Thank you for the submission! 💕
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assassinnumber9 · 6 months
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Did anyone else notice that they changed the outfit Loid tells Yor she would look good in?
Here's the original outfit, which they did put in the episode:
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But the blue suit was the one Loid was referring to in the anime:
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Which we will most likely see later, because it looks exactly like the suit she wears the cruise arc:
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Meaning that Yor will canonically go back for the same outfit that Loid thought she would look good in.
*Note that in the weekly outfits page for Yor and Loid, Yor also picks out pants, because Loid said she would look good in them. However, they don't seem to be the exact same pants.
Anyway, that's the post.
Yor trusts and values Loid's opinion, and they're in love.
*Mic Drop*
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assassinnumber9 · 7 months
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Alright, as promised I have the list of some of my fav / recent reads from AO3 below. I couldn't add a lot / some recent ones I had bookmared. I have read them all (or at least read them partially at least) to know these should interest many others as well!
I have a bunch of them bookmared here on my AO3, which you can feel free to follow!
Will make a break, so that I am not spamming people hehe, enjoy ~
P.S. let me know if you want to add anything to list, I would love to read more fics <3
Multiple Chapters
wasteland baby! (by yours truly, finished!)
Loid is injured after a mission. Yor is worried. Anya is at a sleepover.
once more with feelings (Forger post reveal, ongoing)
Twilight has two simple rules: No unnecessary touching and no unnecessary lying. They've gotten him through the cognitive dissonance that playing house creates, and finally, after four years, peace between Ostania and Westalis is within reach. He just has to kill one man—a man guarded by none other than the Thorn Princess. But when identities are revealed and loyalties come to light, the rules no longer apply. The line between Twilight and Loid Forger begins to blur, begging the question: if your fake wife (that you may have feelings for) is the final boss, and your pretend daughter (that you might actually love) knows your every thought, is peace even an option? Oh, and there's also the damn dog.
acts like you're perfect (everyone knows) (Twiyor Eden AU, finished)
Loid Forger: friendliest, kindest, most liked. Impending valedictorian by a large margin, voted most likely to succeed, voted best smile. Always surrounded by friends. Always surrounded by admirers. Undeniably the Golden Boy of Eden High. Yor Briar: beautiful, kind, but a little odd, a little invisible. The quiet girl in the corner. Like everybody else at Eden High, she’s fully aware of Loid Forger’s status as Golden Boy, but it has very little to do with her. Until she finds him in a compromising position.
Wine Red Eyes (Twiyor, Soft & Vulnerable Twilight, finished)
Twilight is not a man who hesitates. The one time he did, he is forced to ask himself one question: Why?
Eternity is one hell of a long time (Twilight Demon AU/Yor Assissan, amazing premise and it's written so fucking well, on-going)
In which, Yor needs a date to a party and somehow manages to summon the strongest demon in hell...and also bind him to her for eternity. How does one accidentally bind themselves to a demon for eternity?
When Stars Align (Eden AU, Loid x Yor, on-going)
His mission was straightforward. He had to go to Eden Academy, become an Imperial Scholar and earn a clean record, and perhaps make a few connections that would be useful in the long run as a bonus. Forming emotional attachments certainly wasn’t anywhere useful or required in his mission, but why did he feel otherwise? — Or, an Eden AU wherein Loid Forger falls in love with Yor Briar. When stars align, it’s just pretty hard to tear away from your fate.
Flawless (Twiyor Stripper AU, Idiots in love istg, on-going, it's quite sexy haha, on-going)
A chance encounter at a strip club: it is not love at first sight, but it is a close thing, laced with curiosity and appreciation. ...The lap dance doesn't hurt, either. As it turns out, they catch on like a house on fire. Join this gentle couple on their robust journey of getting to know one another on their meandering path of courting into romance and devotion through vignettes of time spent together and apart.
Spy x Family reacts to Spy x Family anime (this is so dumb and hilarious, light read, on-going)
A big screen lit up in front of the room, and it said SPY X FAMILY Or: Spy x family reaction fic because i can't find any so i decided to do it myself
A lost solider in Ostania (Loid/Twilight loses his memory, on-going)
He was a soilder fighting in the war. Taking down enemies and doing everything he could to survive. So then, how did he wake up in an hospital bed in the very country he was fighting against, surrounded by his wife and daughter? Wait, wife and daughter?! Something isn't right. But for some reason, he didn't mind it as much as he should.
dalliance (Identity reveal, on-going)
Yor Forger falls in love with someone that isn't her husband. She panics. Meanwhile, Thorn Princess and Twilight are forced to work together. They hate each other, until they really, really don't.
One-Shots
Spy x Family One-Shot Collections (A collection of Spy x Family one-shots by yours truly)
I would love any feedback on this or suggestions to write a one-shot. From now on I will be posting one-shots as one-shot rather than in a collection haha. But do give this a read!
Damm you, Loid Forger! (jealous Loid Forger)
Loid Forger wasn’t all that great, so why did everyone respect and like him so much? At least, Chief Medical Director Gerald Gorey could try his luck with this new beautiful nurse who was a goddess incarnate, right?
Operation: Tin Foil (comedic one shot, Anya being Anya)
Anya has a problem: her parents can't stop thinking about kissing each other. Her solution? A whole roll of tin foil.
miracles of the ugliest hour (Yor centric cute one shot!)
The first step out the changeroom door is one of hesitation, the second is courage, and every step after that is gravity returning her to her natural spot next to Loid’s side. She twirls once and glances up at him shyly. “What do you think?” Or: Yor stresses about what to wear to her next work party.
What do you do to me? (smut but it's super well written, also I tend not to read smut but even I was into it!!)
Part 1 of Accidental Confessions
This was bad. This was fucking bad. Then, why the hell did it feel so fucking good? Twilight couldn’t stop. Why couldn’t he stop? He had done things most would call impossible, accomplished missions that had had less than a thousandth of a percent chance of succeeding. So out of all the things he could do in this damned world, why couldn’t he stop this?
You Truly Are My Vice (Yor's confession, continuation of the pervious one-shot)
Part 2 of Accidental Confessions
What was she thinking? What the fuck was she thinking?! She was sleeping with the enemy, right? That’s what she was doing? Shopkeeper was going to kill her. If Twilight wasn't going to kill her first.
No Greater Gift Than This (Funny Twiyor anniversary one-shot)
Also I think this has to be a Hozier reference?
Loid plans several surprises for his anniversary with Yor, but a four-day-old sandwich and some tummy troubles force him to spend the special day on the living room couch (in the most non-sexy way possible).
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assassinnumber9 · 7 months
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Franky Franklin Appreciation Post
I'm here to spread appreciation for a certain curly haired honorary uncle, because without him literally none of Spy x Family would have happened (and he deserves to be recognized...and have a girlfriend...and money).
Before y'all go "Well, duh, Twilight would have never gotten his information if not for Franky" or "Twilight could easily do everything by himself," I want to clarify that Twilight would not even be a spy if not for Franky.
Twilight would likely either still be known as Roland Spoofy or dead if he hadn’t stopped himself from shooting Franky.
Why?
Because Twilight only found his friends because of the injuries he sustained when the Ostanians caught up to him and Franky. He was put on cooking duty, because he was taken off the front lines.
And if he hadn't reunited with his friends, Military Intelligence would have never found out his true name and that he faked his age to join the army. The spy we saw in ch 62 would have never approached him, because he would have thought that "Roland" was your average soldier. Twilight would have never gotten blackmailed into joining WISE.
Franky is literally the reason why all of these events even occurred - not to mention that he was also the one that made [Redacted] begin questioning everything.
Most of Operation Strix comes from Twilight's work rather than Franky's, but it would have never even started if not for him.
And sometimes, I wonder if Twilight ever realizes/will realize that.
Twilight only ever really admits that Franky is useful and has never outwardly called him a friend (I don't think anyway) but relies on him heavily, even drinks with him when Franky is having a bad time (even though he disguises it as him wanting a drink too and meeting him was just a coincidence. King of Denial, Twilight is).
Twilight has Franky to thank for his life pretty much, and it's likely that the other way around is true too, even though it may be a lot less obvious or severe.
These two were just destined to be friends apparently. And, that’s great.
So in conclusion, Franky changed everything so we could meet Anya and Twilight/Loid could meet his (likely to be beloved) wife, Yor.
Seriously. If TwiYor have any biological children, the reason for their existence would be Franky.
...Also, Franky is also kind of the reason TwiYor exists, because he was the one to tell Twilight that Anya didn't look like the daughter of an affluent family from the way she was dressed.
Every path leads to Franky.
Thank you for reading my rambling on this pathetic man.
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