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Everytime I see posts like this I get filled with such profound sadness

Cause you know who has the same brainrot as you? The same unhinged feelings as you after you've read the fic? The person who always wants to scream about the fic with you?

THE PERSON WHO WROTE IT

I never used to leave comments but since I got into the habit of commenting on everything i enjoy it's been incredible. Especially when the author gets back to me about it and we get to have a discussion of what other ideas they had. One writer replied to my comment with a 5 paragraph essay detailing the Floorplan of the building the characters lived in and it was incredible

Anyways this is all to say that if you find a fic that just makes you want to scream from the rooftops, leave a comment saying that to the author and maybe they will join you and you can scream incoherently together

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the babies (dick grayson & bruce wayne) (please don't flop this took a stupid amount of time) (i used a different pen and im not a fan switch back to my bae 😒) (i looove dick grayson as robin)

#amazing art #batman and robin #dc fanart #dick grayson

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There are children running away from the system because of how bad it is, but CPS only cares about proving that this rich party-lover playboy isn't fit to be a guardian. Jason literally preferred to be homeless than in the system, but they only investigate when it's Bruce Wayne that takes him in.

#batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #robin #gotham #dc comics #my ramblings #they calm down after the first two but still #Gotham cps: I can excuse abuse but I draw the line at being a playboy #Batman: you can excuse abuse? #Bruce is even okay with Tim making an uncle up just to not go into the system this man doesn't trust them at all

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okay so there were a ton of posts/fics about the hilarious "fuck/maryy/kill" Bruce Wayne & Justice League scenario (I read them all, amazing comedic timing y'all) but to me, the most hilarious scenario is the JL play fuck/marry/kill, Bruce's name comes up, and half of the people in the room in the know immediately turn bright red and refuse to keep playing and no one will explain why.

Hal: "...and I would fuck Bruce Wayne. No, I would kill him. Nah, actually I'd fuck him, who am I kidding."

Clark: choking on his coffee and rapidly turning an alarming shade of red

Diana: "An....interesting choice, of course."

J'onn: "Shall we play a different game?"

Hal: "Wait, what? that was the game, wasn't it?"

Ollie: "I'm with Hal, I'd fuck the shit out of Bruce. He's the easiest guy I know, it's not like it'll exactly be a hardship for him."

*every single person in the room turns to Batman, standing in the corner*

Clark: "Wow! I think I just heard someone drop an ice cream cone in Guatemala. Batman, I'll need a team up."

Ollie: "For ice cream?"

Diana, standing up and putting herself in between Bruce and Hal: "This sounds dire. I will also assist."

Clark, under his breath, one hand on Bruce's back: "It's not worth it. He's not worth it. Come on. Walk it off."

#i love all the additions #but that laugh needs a reblog #i personally think Oliver knows Batman is Bruce #but is doing this just to fuck with him

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Note: I am by no means a professional in health or otherwise. This is personal experience. I made this as a metaphor to help my parents understand me better.

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that’s the beauty of tumblr imo. we’re all just here running our tiny little irrelevant blogs with no hope of getting money or everlasting glory. we’re just indulging ourselves and our obsessions, screaming into the void hoping someone will scream back and call it a fandom. pretty much like a flop era that makes us free and fleetingly happy

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#BRO #omg

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how?? just how?

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Bats keeping lollipops right next to his smoke bombs

I'd love to see either of those things happen

"stop crying it's okay <3 do you want a smoke bomb? 🥺🥰"

#anyway i would be happy to receive a smoke bomb tbh

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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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the lego batman movie reads like it was written by jason and tim mocking bruce and dick, like you can’t tell me the batjokes isnt there to piss bruce off, courtesy of tim, or the whole scaly panties thing isn’t jason making fun of the robin uniform

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Deals between siblings

Damian, sneaking back in with a cat hidden in his jacket:

Tim, who was banned from doing work very clearly working:

Tim: I wouldn’t tell if you won’t

Damian: Very well, it seems we have an understanding

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*after they were both grounded from patrol*

Tim: If you say I was here the whole time I’ll hack the zoo camera so you can sneak in

Damian:

Tim: and edit the records so they won’t be able to tell if any animals mysteriously disappear

Damian: I find those terms sufficient

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Dick & Jason staring at the Batmobile they just crashed:

Jason: blame it on Tim?

Dick: ..blame it on Tim

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Duke:

Tim:

Duke: This never happened

Tim: yeah okay

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Jason, who very clearly did something he was not supposed to do:

Tim:

Jason: I’ll buy you food if you don’t tell Alfred

Tim: Well what are you waiting for, I’m starving here

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Dick: I know it looks bad but I swear it isn’t

Jason: sure I believe that

Dick: I won’t bother you for a week if you keep your mouth shut

Jason: make it a month and we have a deal

Dick: fine a month

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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Damian comping back from the park complaining to Bruce

Bruce: Damian you can’t just yell at another kid at the park for an accident

Damian: Accident or not He hit Titus !

Bruce: With a rubber ball go back to the park and apologize

Damian: No I won’t that boy can go the heck for all I care

Bruce:Damian you can’t-

Tim: Proud of you I wouldn’t apologize to the kid either 

Damian thought for a moment and give a frustrated sigh and walked out to the park to apologize to the kid

Tim: Don’t i know my little brother

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