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The Bad Batch: Rewritten
Incorrect quotes and ask blog for a rewrite of Star Wars: The Bad Batch! These characterizations are just for fun to have a go at giving these characters a little more depth. This is not meant to step on toes or say the original characters are bad. It's just for fun!
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So Bad Batch members, who is the shortest of the group? (My money is on Hunter)
"I'm NOT short–" Crosshair blurted out before anyone else could answer, despite in fact being a couple inches shorter than the rest of the group. "You're all just freakishly tall."
"No shame in bein' the short one," Wrecker quipped with a cheeky smile, resting his elbow on Crosshair's shoulder only for it to be pushed off with a huff.
These characterizations are non-canon rewrites and are just for fun.
#thank you for the ask!! :D#rewrite Crosshair is 5'9#Hunter is the second shortest at 6'#clone wars#star wars#crosshair#wrecker#hunter#bad batch rewritten
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Echo: What makes you all smile?
Wrecker: Friends and Family.
Hunter: Snacks.
Crosshair: Victory and success.
Tech: Face muscles.
These characterizations are non-canon rewrites and are just for fun.
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Echo: Anyone d-
Tech: Disliked?
Hunter: Dumb?
Wrecker: Drained?
Crosshair: Depressed?
Echo: -done with their work... What is wrong with this squad
These characterizations are non-canon rewrites and are just for fun.
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Hunter: Uh, Echo? Tech is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof.
Echo: What?
Crosshair: I think he means Tech is drowning.
Echo: WHAT?!
(Meanwhile)
Tech: *is drowning*
Wrecker: OH MY GOD, TECH! KEEP SWIMMING!
Tech: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*
Wrecker: TECH!
These characterizations are non-canon rewrites and are just for fun.
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Crosshair, Hunter, & Wrecker: *screaming*
Echo: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Wrecker?!
Hunter: Wait, why are you asking Wrecker that when Crosshair and I are also here?
Echo: Because Wrecker wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
These characterizations are non-canon rewrites and are just for fun.
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Echo: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Hunter: 'Prettiest Smile'
Wrecker: 'Nicest Personality'
Crosshair: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Tech: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
These characterizations are non-canon rewrites and are just for fun.
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Wrecker: *Gently taps table*
Tech: *Taps back*
Hunter: What are they doing?
Echo: Morse code.
Wrecker: *Aggressively taps table*
Tech: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
These characterizations are non-canon rewrites and are just for fun.
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Tech: Nothing in life is free.
Hunter: Love is free!
Echo: Adventure is free.
Wrecker: Knowledge is free.
Crosshair: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
These characterizations are non-canon rewrites and are just for fun.
#clone wars#star wars#the bad batch#crosshair#hunter#tech#echo#wrecker#bad batch rewritten#incorrect quotes
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Echo: Time for plan G.
Crosshair: Don’t you mean plan B?
Echo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Hunter: What about plan D?
Echo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Wrecker: What about plan E?
Echo: I’m hoping not to use it. Tech dies in plan E.
Tech: I like plan E.
These characterizations are non-canon rewrites and are just for fun.
#star wars#clone wars#the bad batch#crosshair#hunter#tech#echo#wrecker#bad batch rewritten#incorrect quotes
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Echo: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Wrecker: Schrödinger's boys.
Tech: FUCK!
Crosshair: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Hunter: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Hunter: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Echo: …
Wrecker: …
Tech: …
Crosshair: …
Hunter: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
These characterizations are non-canon rewrites and are just for fun.
#clone wars#star wars#crosshair#hunter#tech#echo#wrecker#the bad batch#bad batch rewritten#incorrect quotes
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Echo: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Wrecker: Schrödinger's boys.
Tech: FUCK!
Crosshair: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Hunter: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Hunter: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Echo: …
Wrecker: …
Tech: …
Crosshair: …
Hunter: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
These characterizations are non-canon rewrites and are just for fun.
#clone wars#the bad batch#star wars#crosshair#hunter#tech#echo#wrecker#bad batch rewritten#incorrect quotes
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Wrecker: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Hunter: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMg.
Wrecker: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Echo: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Crosshair: Looks like someone's a HO.
Hunter: NaBrO.
Tech: I'm done with all of you.
These characterizations are non-canon rewrites and are just for fun.
#star wars#clone wars#the bad batch#Wrecker#Hunter#Echo#Crosshair#Tech#bad batch rewritten#incorrect quotes
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Crosshair: Tech isn’t answering his comm
Wrecker: I’ll call
Crosshair: Hunter and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Tech: Hello?
These characterizations are non-canon rewrites and are just for fun.
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Welcome to Bad Batch Rewritten!
Feel free to ask the clones questions, and stay tuned for some fun incorrect quotes posts. May draw them in the future.
Some notes on the squad's revamped characterizations below.
These characterizations are non-canon rewrites and are just for fun.
Tech
–looks like a reg
–a bit nihilistic
–observant
–very sarcastic
–loves talking about geology
Wrecker
–artistic
–writes poetry lol
–cooks for the group
–careful not to break things or hurt friends
–very friendly
–not easily offended
–intelligent
–loves learning
–always asking Tech questions
–loves plants
Crosshair
–short
–slightly higher voice
–he will bite your ankles
–easily excitable
–likes to make the squad laugh
–watches things explode like a cat watches a christmas tree
–hes kinda bloodthirsty
Hunter
–speaks confidently
–talks a lot
–can and will overthink
–very perceptive of behavior
–charismatic, comforting presence
–friendly by default
–interested in psychology
Echo
–likes to read
–rules and regulations are still always at the back of his mind
–dislikes deviating from plans even more now
–quieter than he used to be
–observant
–hates using the screwdriver bullshit arm
–still has most of that bright eyed quality even after everything
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