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I'm having major drawing block so would appreciate any excess energy and good vibes so that I can motivate myself to draw this as Freyden pls.

#forspoken #fan art #frey holland #auden keen #freyden #frey x auden #auden x frey #excellent #yessssss

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#forza horizon 4 #need for speed #need for speed 2 se #nfs2se #bomber bfs #my favorite car tbh #give me a nfs2se game and i will immediately do the cheat code to get the bomber bfs #the colors are a pattern you can download within the game FH4 and apply to the base car btw

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Reblog for larger sample size. Feel free to indicate in the comments your generation, approximate region of residence, your length of experience with fan fiction, or when/where you first encountered these terms.

#lime #lemon #fanfic #fanfiction #fandom history #important

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Miss Congeniality (2000) Dir. Donald Petrie

#today is definitely a day for a light jacket #april 25 #miss congeniality

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#same #miette the french way #mee-yett #you MISPRONOUNCE miette #oh oh language jail for a thousand years

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#wait what #amused #ded of lol #random stuff #but just HOW #perpendicular parking indeed

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FUCKING SAME

I had to double check the date to realize this made it all the way from 2014 before Dashcon told us all why professionals run conventions.

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

#dashcon #tumblr archives #long post #random stuff

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

#psa reblog #signal boost #important #and usually the thing they're not 'supposed' to do involves a fee waiver or something they could probably justify on a routine audit #but if some tattletale of a customer specifically starts going on about it that can mean the worker getting into trouble

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A 28-year-old motorcyclist died in Washington State on Friday afternoon because a dipshit Tesla driver rear-ended him at speed. A Snohomish man, 56, was commuting in his 2022 Tesla Model S when he activated the car’s camera-based advanced driver assist system and according to his statements to police, began looking through his phone. With nobody paying attention to the car’s actions, the Tesla software ignored Jeffrey Nissen on his motorcycle and continued on at speed. The car rear-ended the two-wheeler, Nissen was flung from the bike, and his life ended pinned underneath the electric car, where he was still lodged when police arrived to the scene.

Tesla claims another life.

Reminder that even if you are personally aware of how dangerous Tesla vehicles are and vow to never ride in one, they can still kill you.

My own driving habits have changed around them. I always give Teslas extra space, avoid following them directly, and expect them to stop or swerve suddenly without notice.

Cannot count the times I've pulled up next to a Tesla at freeway speed, noticed the driver playing on their phone. Tap the horn. They look up with surprise.

Please, don't be that guy.

#tesla #fuck tesla #signal boost

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Forspoken • The Tantas and their realms

#forspoken #tantas

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Forspoken • Frey Holland

#forspoken #frey holland #alfre holland

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I didn't have a mother or a father that wanted me! Or loved me!

#forspoken #frey holland #alfre holland

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

#hustle culture #antiwork #anti work #this is why we need universal basic income now

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I love having Frey take photos for the kids specifically because Cuff always gives such dismissive critique.

He's so judgy... as if he's ever taken a single photo in his entire life!

It's ridiculous, and I love it. The moron.

#forspoken #forspoken meta #i'm just cackling at cuff being indignant at being unable to take the pictures and having to put up with frey needling him about it

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Alright, to ao3's soon to be arriving Wattpad Refugees, a basic guide to general user culture:

1.) Unlike Wattpads vote system that let's you like each chapter, the ao3 equivalent kudos only allows one per work. Everyone is generally quietly annoyed about this. To engage with each chapter, you're heavily encouraged to comment. Trust me, it makes people's day.

2.) Ao3 has no algorithm. By default it's latest updated work first. You can find things to your taste through searches, filters and tags.

3.) 'No archive warnings apply' and 'user has chosen not to use archive warnings' mean two very different things. No archives warnings means the work is free from any content that could require a warning tag (character death, graphic depictions of violence, non-con, etc). User has chosen not to use archive warnings means it could contain any of the warning content, be it hasn't been explicitly tagged. Treat it like an allergen. No archive warnings apply is allergen free. User has chosen not to use archive warnings, may contain traces or whole chunks of the allergen. If you're likely to have a bad reaction, maybe don't take the risk.

4.) Speaking of warnings, ao3 has very few restrictions on the type of work that's allowed. Whatever your personal thoughts or feelings on that are, thats how the site is. You're likely to run across some dark subject matters and a lot of people are uncomfortable with reading that. You're well within your rights not like these works and have your opinion on whether they should be allowed, but harassing the authors of such works (or any works) is more likely to come back on you than them. Ao3 operates on a strong policy of 'don't like, don't read'. Use the tagging system to your full advantage to only engage with the kind of works you want to see.

We look forward to welcoming you all and seeing the fantastic works you create. Happy writing!

#ao3 #archive of our own #i personally don't gaf if you kudos me or not #but eh whatevs people love clicking that button so use it if you want

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I too would like to see this if written :D

Slayers NEXT, the "Everybody Wants That Himbo" Season

Martina: "HA HA Lina Inverse, I shall punish you for ruining my life by STEALING YOUR MAN!!! And killing u >:3"

Weeks pass, no further attempts on Lina's man, and then

Sylphiel: "Ummm Miss Inverse, if you don't mind, if we get dear Gourry back safely, might I tag along and steal your man? ^_^;;;;"

And FIVE minutes later

Zangulus: ":)" Lina: "Just say it." Zangulus: "I'm here to steal your man--" Lina: "HE'S NOT EVEN HERE"

#slayers #slayers next #slayers meta #meta response

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Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

#national parks #psa reblog #important #like yeah some of this shit is funny but also lbr be aware of the dos and don'ts