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reblog this if you believe in loser remus who loves his boyfriend and isn’t a dick towards him supremacy so i can follow you and curate the content i engage with

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YES. THIS.

"they aren't canon"

excuse me??? you want me, a trans person, to touch JKR's books??? its like a demon going into a church, ill burn

if we want canon we read re-writes of canon where some TERF doesn't kill off all the good characters <333

“Jegulus and wolfstar aren’t canon” do I look like I ASKED? Babe I haven’t touched the books in half a decade wtf do you want from me

#maurders era #fuck jkr #fuck jk rowling #trans rights are human rights #wolfstar #marauders

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Remus and James, the Moon and Sun.

James always seemed to glow, but Remus always reflected it. If one was smiling, so was the other. One was crying? So was the other. James and Sirius were brothers, but James and Remus? Circling each other across from galaxies, never really able to let go of each other.

#moonchaser #remus lupin #james potter #is it a platonic or romantic thing?? idk u decide lovies #fuck jkr #maurders era

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hey :)

I saw a post of yours talking about how Remus would have reacted to the prank

but I have no idea what the prank was and now im rlly curious

hii!! :)

Basically 'The Prank' is talked about a lot in the mauraders fandom. It's one of the only canon things we know.

The prank is when Sirius Black tells Severus Snape how to get into the Whomping Willow on a full moon and Snape sees Remus Lupin transform into a werewolf. James Potter saves his life.

Thats literally all we know, so a lot (like basically everything) is up to headcanons/how you want to see it! but thank you for being my first ask anon! :)

#the prank #wolfstar #remus lupin #maurders era #sirius black #fuck jkr #james potter

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pt. 3

The Window & Cookies

CW: very briefly mentioned ED (eating disorder)

Lily let out a huffed out a breath as she laid on the porch, bored. She was waiting for Mary to get there so they could go roller-skating but, her aunt was probably holding her up. "Really Lily? Can't you sit up?" Petunia spoke up as she stepped out on the porch. "What's the point?" "If you sat up you would see Mary roller-skating towards our house right now, genius." Petunia's sarcasm wasn't even processed by Lily as she scrambled to get up and join her friend. "Mary! C'mon let's go see Cassie!" The two girls were already off before Petunia could even blink. She laughed, not surprised by her little sister at all. "I guess the news of the new neighbor's kid their age can wait?" Mr. Evans said from the driveway, while he stepped out of his car, causing Petunia to jump. "Dad! I didn't see you there. I made chicken pot pie, I'm about to put it in the oven." Petunia let her dad through the door and decided to tell Lily and Mary the news at dinner that night. --- The two middle school girls ran into the kitchen out of breath, giggling and shoving each other. "Wash up, y'all aren't getting anything to eat without cleaning up." Mr. Evans scolded lightly, while he sat down four plates on the table. Lily and Mary both chorused a 'Yes sir!' while they washed their hands in the kitchen sink. Petunia set down the pot pie in the middle of the table and went to the fridge to grab some drinks. "Lily, Mary y'all want tea or lemonade?" "Soda, pleaseee?" "Lily Marie, you know the rules, for dinner you can't have soda. You can have it for lunch, but not for dinner." Mr. Evans chimed in, causing Mary to laugh. "Can I have lemonade? We all know Lils will settle on tea." The four get settled at the table with their food and drinks, as usual Mr. Evans started them off by asking Petunia how her day was, Petunia talked about her college classes and a boy she met. "His name is Vernon? C'mon! He sounds like a dick." Lily piped up, while she pushed food around her plate. "Lily! Don't be mean. Dad tell her!" "Petal is right Lilyflower, you need to be kind but Petal, don't get caught up by older boys being slightly nice to you." "You are like really pretty Petunia! You and Lily look super similar, except you have brown hair. You both have like...super pretty eyes though! But you're way taller." Mary added, kind of unhelpfully. Lily huffed, "I'm going to be short like Ma! I want to be tall! Like Petunia and Dad." "You're twelve. You'll grow. Plus, it would help if you actually ate Lils." Petunia pointed out Lily's plate, her food was barely touched. "You and Mary were out skating all afternoon; you need to re-fuel." Lily slid down in her chair, cheeks turning a bright red. Mary frowned and took her best friend's hand in her own and gave it a little squeeze. Both of the girls knew Petunia meant well, but nobody knew about what some of their classmates were saying about Lily. Mary found it stupid, so what if Lily had more curves and was bigger? She's smart and deserves love. Mr. Evans cleared his throat and took a sip of his water, "Petal, didn't you have some news of the new neighbors you wanted to tell the girls?" He clearly said this to change the topic, as he usually is able to read his daughters well. "Oh! Right, you girls ready?" The two girls nodded, interested at what the news could be, "The new neighbors is two wives-" At that Mary gave a small cheer of "Yes! I love lesbians!" "- with a boy your age!" "What? Will he go to our school?" Lily sat up in her chair immediately, excited about the idea of a new boy. Petunia frowned slightly, "No I don't think so...I overheard them talking about his service dog and I saw them arrive home with him. It's a huge black German Shepard." "Well, you never know. You girls could go pay them a visit tomorrow? While me and Petunia go down to the church." Mr. Evans supplied helpfully. "I have some cookies you can take over that I made today." Petunia added on, smiling while the other two girls looked at each other excitedly. -

Lily and Mary made their way across the street to the new neighbor's house, both excited to meet the new neighbors. Lily held onto the tin box Petunia put the cookies in tightly, afraid of dropping it. Once the girls got to the front porch, they stopped. Mary looked over at Lily and asked, "Would it be weird if we peaked through the window here before knocking on the door?" Lily shrugged, which was enough of an answer for Mary. She walked carefully over to the window and peaked in. "Nobody is in there. Except for a tabby cat." "Sooo...we just have to knock." Lily concluded. Lily took in a deep breath and knocked on the newly painted dark blue front door. She heard the tabby cat meow loudly, like it was alerting the family of their arrivals. The girls heard a soft voice scold the cat, and watched the door open to be greeted by a woman who they could only describe as warm. She was older, probably a bit older than her dad, with her light blonde hair pulled back into a bun. The woman’s blue eyes lit up with her smile. “Oh! Hello there.” Lily cleared her throat and tightened her grip on the cookie tin. “Hello! I’m Lily Evans, and this is my best friend Mary. I live across the street. May we come in?” At the end of her introduction she held out the cookies. “Oh! Isn't that just lovely. Come on it girls!” The woman took the cookie tin and led the girls into the house.  It was very cozy and welcoming, aside from the cat who was looming in the corner. Lily and Mary shared a look, both excited to see what will happen with their visit.  Entering the kitchen it was just as cozy as the rest of the house, the girls made themselves comfortable while the older woman busied herself with taking the cookies out and making tea.  While she was working, she talked with the two younger girls. “I’m Poppy Pomfrey-Mcgonagall. But you can just call me Miss Poppy! Are you girls okay with tea? I also have milk.”   Lily opted for tea, while Mary preferred the milk. Once Miss Poppy sat small plates in front of the girls with two cookies and their drinks of choice. Miss Poppy didn’t sit down with them, but instead leaned out of the archway and called out to who they assumed was her wife and son. “Min! We have guests! Grab Remus please!”  Miss Poppy sat down with her own mug of tea and small plate of cookies with Lily and Mary at the table. Soon another woman, who looked about the same age as Miss Poppy, and a boy, who looked their age, walked in. Trailing behind the boy was a huge black dog.  “This is my wife, Minerva, and our son Remus. Who should be about your age!” Miss Poppy introduced the rest of her family. The boy, Remus, sat down next to his mom and the dog sat beside him, laying his head on Remus’s knee. Remus looked at the two girls, but Lily took notice of his avoidance of making eye contact.  “Oh. They’re the girls who were peeking through the window. “ Remus said as he rocked slightly from side to side.  Lily burned bright red while Mary burst out laughing.  “Yeah, that was us. Sorry, we were nervous.” Mary spoke to him, taking notice of the small smile on the boy’s face when she looked and spoke to him directly.  Remus nodded slightly, “It’s okay. I get nervous too. Snuffles helps me.”  Minerva, who watched the three thirteen year olds while making her own tea, smiled. Remus was making friends. 

Final part of the Prologue! I'll be starting on the offical first chapter after I finish a one shot I'm writing. I will not be posting this to ao3 until Its more complete :))

#maurders era #fuck jkr #remus lupin #lily evans #minerva mcgonagall #mary macdonald #petunia evans #poppy pomfrey #poppy pomfrey x minerva mcgonagall #autistic remus lupin #author is autistic #service dog snuffles

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also i think its funny if both remus & sirius r tall as fuck

the wolfstar height debate is so interesting to me. like idk how to explain it but...its so fasinating.

my opinion on it? genuienly i do not give a fuck.

i love it when sirius is tall and scary but when it comes to remus hes just an overgrown puppy. i love it when remus is tall and lanky and is just an absolute mess when it comes to sirius.

recently ive leaned towards liking tall sirius better, just because i find it funnier to have this tall scary motorcycle riding person just turn out to be a goofball who uses the gloves his bf knitted.

i feel like i do need to give a disclaimer, if you are someone who sends death threats over a character's height, block me. if you treat fanfic writers like they're content creators and owe it to you to write fanfics, BLOCK ME.

(also a thank you to @pinklume for introducing me to tall sirius black, lets go lesbians!! lesbians r my ride or die !! )

#repost of my height opinions for wolfstar

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genderfluid remus lupin meets bisexual disaster sirius black

thats it.

#genderfluid remus lupin #trans remus lupin #bisexual sirius black #wolfstar #fuck jkr #maurders era #remus lupin #sirius black

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its hard for me to read/watch anything with the typical "angry strong tall man" character bc of my overwhelming fear of men LMAO

#fear of men #LMAO #a me problem #fuck jkr

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sometimes i wonder if spencer ever thought "maybe i shouldve just became a college professor" when hes literally getting kidnapped and tortured for the 7th time.

an unsub being like "im ur worse nightmare >:)" and reid is just "ur actually like...far from it. this kidnapping is mild compared to my other ones"

#criminal minds #spencer reid

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old wolfstar for the soulll i love them sm

older sirius running his tattoo shop talking seeming all scary and like a hardass. but get him talking about the love of his life?? his husband?? ooo ur abt to get their entire love story. hes gonna gush abt him like hes an angel (bc he is).

older remus teaching his students, while they coax out info abt him bc he doesnt talk about himself like at all. suddenly one day he comes in all happy and they're like "???" and hes like "my husband got me another puppy for our 20th anniversary :))" and theyre like "HUSBAND??? 15TH ANNIVERSARY???" bc they assumed he was fucking single.

remus is gone for a week and then he comes back and everyone is like "now where in the FUCK were u" and hes just like "oh yea my son got sick, it wasn't pleasant. " and theyre like "SON??????? HOLD THE FUCK UP??"

in short : older wolfstar being accidentally mysterious to the younger people around them has my heart <33

#fuck jkr #maurders era #wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black

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one of my favorite protrayls of Remus and how he handles the afterward of the prank is from The Dandy Lion's Club (youtube channel) and Remus is just "nothing happened 5th year."

I always imagine Remus finding out and then hiding in the Forbidden Forest for like a week. In the end his dad finds him. When hes back Sirius expects him to be angry, but he denies everything that happened. Sirius wants him to yell and scream but all Remus does is not look at him in the eyes and is distant. he still smiles at him, but Sirius can see the pain in his eyes. Sirius wants Remus to react badly.

#dandy lion club #fuck jkr #wolfstar #maurders era #remus lupin #sirius black #the prank

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since its shark week and im autistic and my hyperfixation is sharks :

im here to remind everyone of spencer reid's hyperfixation on halloween, magic, and physics.

that silly little guy is just like me fr

#criminal minds #spencer reid #autistic spencer reid #hyperfixation

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autistic remus lupin & his hyperfixation on stingwrays.

adhd james potter & his hyperfixation on jellyfish.

aquarium date!!!!!

remus brings his totebag and james brings his credit card :)

#fuck jkr #wolfstar #remus lupin #james potter #wolfstarbucks #maurders era #wolfbucks #is it a platonic or romantic thing?? idk u decide lovies #autistic remus lupin #adhd james potter

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remus "doesnt know social cues" lupin and infodumping about magical creatures and his favorite muggle books.

ive always headcanoned remus as someone who constantly spaces out and has his head up in the clouds, a bit like luna. idk hes always given me the vibe that he knew more than what he let on. like sure sirius and james were super smart, but i felt remus was the most observant.

So how do we reckon Remus got the nickname loony loopy Lupin

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little first year remus pleading and begging the sorting hat to not put him into slytherin, not because he thought slytherin was bad, but because he couldnt handle having to live 7 years in a dungeon that reminded him of the cellar back home he transformed in.

#wolfstar #maurders era #remus lupin #angst #fuck jkr

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theyre so in love, like what do u mean they're straight?? is "straight" in the room w/ us?? no?? i didnt think so

Still not over Sirius being like the only person Remus felt comfortable around enough to go on an angry rant about unfair umbridge and her regulations are and Sirius listened and remembered and empathised and

#wolfstar #look at them #they are so silly and so in love

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he has multiple hot water bottles, and just wants cuddles. hes eepy, let him sleep. those big brown eyes r sad and in pain. nobody can say no to those watery big ol' brown eyes. the only thing he can bare to do is knit his silly little sweaters and drink tea

Less fics about Remus being horny and dominating before full moon more fics about Remus being absolutely sad pathetic wet miserable because his whole body aches and he needs to be wrapped in blankets and coddled