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Body positivity done right

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Of course it's "not all men", but my ex seemed the nicest guy at first and in the end I had to break up with him because I felt fucking unsafe

#yes all women #feminism #stop rape culture #rape jokes aren't funny #women #no means no

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Bro fought the law and he won

#hobie brown #atsv hobie #hobie #astv #across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #dead kennedys #punk rock

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Sasuke Uchiha

#sasuke is a bitch #but he's trying

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The reason why people think I'm cold when in reality I'm just not assuming they want to interact with me unless they say it

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

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Deidara with a slutty little waist=👌

KATSU 💥💥💥💥💥

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I voted Orochimaru because of obvious reasons (he wanna be immortal, vampires can endure his experiments, he's a cryptid himself etc.)

But

Kisame would love the fact that they can bite each other (he loves biting very much)

Kakuzu and Hidan would also love it because undead/immortal matchy-matchy and also whatever horrible creepy disgusting fetishes they have it wouldn't hurt a vampire.

And Itachi would simply believe them to be another Uchiha

This question has been chewing at the back of my mind...

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I don't die. But in case I do, I don't.

clarisse: i’m gonna kill you!

percy: oh really? how original. i’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP on it

#love characters like this #orochimaru #jack sparrow #gandalf

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Nvm I'm posting it. It will also be on AO3 and Wattpad soon.

This is an Akatsuki modern AU fanfic. Although my ocs are the main characters I will try to focus on the canon characters mostly. The map and locations are the same as the Naruto universe's, except there is no ninja stuff. Clans however exist, they're kind of a giant family.

I gave each character some modern world style and status, as well as my headcanons of their sexualities and gender. Just keep reading and you'll see ;D

1st chapter - The first encounter

- Akane get your butt up and move, we're gonna be late! - Miyako yelled from downstairs.

- Calm down, I'm on my way! - her friend yelled back - And we're not late, we still have time!

- No we don't! The journey to the school takes half an hour and we barely have 25 minutes left!

This was the point Akane realized her time perception has fooled her again. They were going to the camp of their new high school, and it would have been very unfortunate if they didn't arrive on time.

- Damn it!

She quickly put her trainers on and grabbed a hair tie from the drawer to put her long red hair up with.

- Bye mum! Love you!

- Akane wait! At least take on a sweater! - her mother called after her, but she was already getting inside the car.

- Nevermind... - Yumeko sighed - Take care.

The engine started and they departed. After quickly checking if they got everything they need, the girls started to gossip about the latest episode of the Percy Jackson series which had been one of their favorite topics ever since it came out. Miyako loved the Underworld scenes more since it fit her style and Akane was more fond of the ones portraying the Camp. But they both agreed on the Grover scenes being the best.

To their luck, Miyako's stepfather, Ibiki was a fast driver.

They managed to get to the school being only 5 minutes late instead of 10 or 15.

- Told you we'd make it - Akane grinned, looking at her friend.

- We might have, this time. But you'll be late from your own wedding girl - Miyako rolled her eyes.

While she and Ibiki got their packages out of the car, Akane ran to inform the teacher they are here and intend to go to the camp with their new class.

- Good morning Guy sensei! Sorry for being late! - she apologized, panting.

- You arrived in the last minute but just in time! - the man gave her a broad grin - Get on the bus, I'll take care of your luggage.

- Thank you very much.

A sigh of relief left Akane and she gestured to her friend to join her.

-Man, that's a lot of people!

The bus had about 50 seats and they were almost all taken. Most of the students were giggling, joking and talking with each other. Though there were some just playing on their phone or nervously looking around, they obviously had no friends in the newly formed class yet.

- Wow, I didn't expect this many people... - Miyako muttered too as she saw how crowded the place really was.

With no free seats left next to each other, they had no other choice but to search for any place they could find.

- Hey Ane, do you wanna sit with me? - a tall, kind of shark-looking guy asked as they walked by his seat.

- Kisame? What are you doing here?

Akane was taken by surprise, but she was happy to see her old friend from water polo trainings there. She nodded and quickly sat down.

- Nice to see you again carrot head.

- Nice to see you too shark face - she smiled mischievously, then looked back up at Miyako who was still standing.

- You need a seat too? - Kisame asked the dumb question.

- Yeah it would be nice. I don't feel irresistible urge to stand through the whole three hours of the journey - Miyako confirmed with a sarcastic tone.

Kisame nodded in agreement, and after a few minutes of thinking he called out to a gray haired guy with black hoodie that had a writing on it, saying "Keep calm and shut the fuck up".

- Hey Hidan, can she sit with you? - he pointed at Miyako.

Hidan looked up from his phone and upon seeing the girl, a vicious grin appeared on his face.

- There's always room next to me for a beauty like her - he winked.

Miyako's expression screamed "Help me" but there was nobody to rescue her and no other free seat nearby, so she finally sat down, accepting her fate.

Akane was about to start nagging Kisame about how he ended up in the camp of Will of Fire High school when he said he was going to go to the Riptide Secondary Technical School. But then the teachers got on the bus too, and Gai sensei started to read the names out loud from his checklist. Most of the students' talking died down to listen to him but a few needed their peers reminding them to raise their hand.

- Momochi Zabuza.

- Here - a tanned boy near them answered.

- Unfortunately - Kisame added, whispering.

- Nagaki Miyako.

- Here...

Miyako desperately tried to avoid eye contact with Hidan, who on the other hand was making a huge effort to be noticed.

- Hinoro Akane.

Akane was zoned out for a minute, she barely realized they were calling her name.

- Oh yeah right I'm here - she quickly raised her hand too.

The list went on and on, at the end however a name caught her and her friends' attention as well.

- Uchiha Itachi.

- Here - a voice with a bored tone answered from the front of the bus.

Kisame, Hidan, and a blond boy gasped at the same time upon hearing the infamous family name.

- Uchiha? Aren't they that incredibly rich family?

- Yeah they are - a girl with purple hair, sitting behind Akane agreed.

- Uchiha Fugaku is a lawyer and councilor at the town-hall. And you know how good friends they are with the mayor...

- Fucking politicians - Kisame grunted.

- Yeah. But hey, if he's that rich and famous, why didn't he go to a fancy private school? What is he doing here?

- Maybe he's just spying on us - Zabuza guessed.

- He's better not, or else he's gonna have to return to his precious father beaten up - the shark gritted his teeth.

- Hey calm down, just because he's the child of Fugaku doesn't mean he's like him. I'm not like my father either and neither are a lot of us.

Akane attempted to calm Kisame down, and she was successful. His muscles relaxed and he let out a frustrated sigh.

- You're probably right. Sorry - he turned his gaze away nervously.

- Still, what is he doing here? - the blonde boy didn't want to give up until the question was answered.

- I don't know Deidara, why are you looking at me?!

- Because you're the girl and you're the only one I know here Konan! - he retorted.

- Well then... why don't we get to know each other? - Miyako suggested gently.

The whole group went silent for a second. This was a logical and quite obvious possibility.

- That is... Actually a decent idea...

The bus made a left turn and soon it was speeding on the main road, towards the highway passage. By the time they reached the highway, the small group was already familiar with each other's names and hometown.

Kisame and Zabuza were obviously from Kirigakure. Konan, Yahiko and Hidan from the Land of Rain, Deidara from Iwagakure. The boy's name sitting next to him was Obito, or Tobi on his nickname. He was quite antisocial at first but became the silliest guy once they've started chatting. He introduced his friends from Konoha, Itachi and Iruka, who were sitting on the seats behind him and joined the conversation soon. This made the "Leaf gang" the biggest in numbers, as it included Miyako and Akane too. Zetsu, probably the most quiet person you can ever meet was sitting next to Zabuza and reading some kind of book about plants. He was hard to include in the conversation in the beginning, but with Tobi, his attitude changed too and started participating.

- By the way Kisame how did you end up here? I thought you were going to the Riptide? - Akane asked once they were done with the introduction.

- Yeah right, it's one of the best schools around here based on the grades average. How'd you get in? - Zabuza teased.

- I'm good at biology, okay? - Kisame glared at him angrily.

- Yeah right you know the reproduction of sharks very well.

- Shut up.

- No.

- Asshole.

- Fish.

The argument would have went on if the three girls didn't end it with a firm "Guys, shut the hell up".

- It's been only like 20 minutes of you being near each other and you're unbearable already, hm - Deidara grunted.

The two just rolled their eyes like they were seriously offended, but a few minutes later they returned to talking with the others. Despite their quarrels with each other they were fun to be around and could undeniably crack the worst jokes known to mankind.

- Hey, look! - Hidan suddenly pointed at something, looking at it through the window - That big concrete whatever isn't supposed to be there, right?

All the members of the new friendgroup looked at the direction he was pointing at.

- No... Please not... - Zetsu whispered in genuine shock.

- There's no way...

To be continued :3

#akatsuki fanfiction #akatsuki #deidara #sasori #itachi uchiha #kisame hoshigaki #hidan #yahiko #nagato uzumaki #pain naruto #naruto fanfiction #naruto #kakuzu #konan #obito uchiha #orochimaru #zetsu #modern au #naruto fandom

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Question:

Who would be interested in a modern highschool AU Akatsuki fanfic?

#akatsuki #naruto #naruto fanfiction #akatsuki fanfiction

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Relatable

big fan of seeing a character and going from ‘oh he’s kind of a freak, interesting’ to ‘i need him expeditiously’ in the span of like five minutes

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Percy Jackson's fatal flaw is loyalty

Kisame's most known good trait is loyalty

Giyuu is loyal as fuck

Conclusion: too much water makes u loyal

#dumb shit #im bored #kisame akatsuki #kisame hoshigaki #giyuu tomioka #kny giyuu #percy jackson #percy pjo #loyalty #water

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Asuma and Kurenai are freaking out that s-rank criminals are in the village and Kisame's over there like Itachi-san should I kill them for u

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Agreeing with this post because the idea is hilarious

And also because I couldn't find anyone to ship that emo fuck Sasuke with but now that I think about it

Suigetsu? Yes

shipping kisaita and sasusui simply because i think the family gatherings would be hilarious

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You did not need to make me cry over them again

so Itachi and Kisame's names can kinda match

Like most characters outside Kiri, Itachi's name is written with katakana rather than kanji for weasel 鼬. But in Japanese, tiger sharks are called weasel sharks - itachizame (鼬鮫), with the first kanji from the meaning of Itachi's name and the second from Kisame's. While they're from a different family, another kind of tiger shark comes up in their meeting, as the description of shark pups devouring each other in the room matches the otherwise docile sand tiger sharks.

And then there's Kisame's given name. While the kanji used are for demon shark, using different kanji, ���雨 'kisame' is a noun. It's used for when fog settles around tree leaves and falls like rain. So a Mist Ninja finding their place alongside Leaf Ninja through the Rain Village/Akatsuki is literally summed up in his name

While being the only team to share ring placement and nail polish colour, the kanji on them, Vermilion and South, also match. Many of the Akatsuki rings are connected to heavenly beings in some way, but Itachi's, Konan's, and Deidara's are part of a set of Four Auspicious beasts - The Vermilion Bird, the White Tiger, and the Azure Dragon. They're all linked to different elements/weather/etc, tying the two of them together, as the Vermilion Bird is the deity of the south. Each of the symbols also has different phases of the moon connected to them, called mansions; one of them for the Vermilion Bird is 鬼, the first kanji in Kisame's name. And the main occurrence of the south kanji in the series is the Uchiha's Naka Shrine and Naka River; 'The Shrine/River of Southern Joy'. Itachi's Mangekyo Sharingan activates at the river, the tablet describing Infinite Tsukuyomi is in the shrine, and they meet by a seaside shrine.

#i probably wouldn't hesitate to sell my kidneys for another post like this #kisaita #itakisa #this needs way more reblogs and notes #underrated #holy shit #holy fuck #i ship them so hard #my roman empire