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Accurate representation of my brain during work:

- One side: Ok, so I need a cocktail sauce and a butter…

- Another side: *snickers*

- S1: I know what your thinking, and don’t say it

- S2: *tries to not say it*

- S1: DON’T—

- S2: BUT ‘ER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!!

- S1: *sighs*

- S2: Sorry, I’m that flavor of weird

- S1: Flavor? Deodorant doesn’t have flavors, you don’t eat deodorant

- S2: *munches* Maybe you don’t…

- S1: *sighs* Just PLEASE think about work for once

- S2: But work’s so BORING!

- S1: I know, but it’s five more minutes, you can handle five more minutes

- S2: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH

- S1: …what?! What the fuck?!

I didn’t actually eat deodorant at work, if you were concerned at all

#gravity falls #sanders sides #I don’t know what I’m doing anymore #work

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There’s a snake in my boot

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Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes bc idk anymore

Logan and Virgil: *having some sort of a disagreement*

Logan: *starts to lose his temper quite a bit but draws it back at the last second* Sorry, I almost lost my cool there. *casually brushes himself off*

Roman, who suddenly rises up: You see, that would imply that you had any cool to begin with… which you don’t…

Logan: *stares as if slightly annoyed at Roman*

#thomas sanders #sanders sides #logan sanders #virgil sanders #roman sanders #incorrect sander sides #incorrect sanders sides quotes

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Me in engineering class

My left brain: Ok, 0.118” between these two parts, no, that needs to be PERFECT...

My right brain: WHEN YOU’RE LOST AND ALONE, OR YOU’RE SINKING LIKE A STONE, CARRY OOOOOOOONNN!!

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Villain, during the dramatic climax to a movie: I know your strengths, AND I know your weaknesses! With that knowledge I can practically destroy you from the inside out! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Me: Bruh I do that already, you don’t need to

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My brain: You need to go to bed! It’s almost midnight!

Also my brain: No, but I’m not tired!

My brain (again): Yes you are, go to bed!

My brain (still arguing against itself): Are you sure? There are still more videos you can watch!

My brain (yet again, because this is normal now): Maybe so, but you’re tired and you’ll stay tired throughout tomorrow if you don’t get a good night’s sleep!

Me, finally coming to a conclusion: Ok, I’ll stay up all night tonight watching videos and sleep for half of tomorrow!

Both sides of my brain: *screaming*

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Me: OH MY GOSH HOW IS IT ALREADY 4 IN THE AFTERNOON!

Also me: *stays up until 2 in the morning and wakes up at 11*

#relatable #funny

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Me: Ahh, it’s Saturday! I can finally sleep in!

My brain: I like your thinking, but there’s one small problem with that...

Me: And what’s that?

My brain: It’s actually Thursday

Me: *groans*

#relatable #funny

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Me: I’m such a good actor, I can play almost any role!

My parents, from the other room: Is this your fourth TV dinner today?

Me, panicking: What? No! Totally isn’t!