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ANOTHER ONE

Hey @tumblr so I can't draw a slutty lady

But this is an add for your own stuff?? HOMIE COME ON

#shitposting #misc #tumblr bullshit #tumblr mobile #miscellaneous

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thinking about it .i think alot of people Like the Idea of getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant but not actually wanting to raise children. idk its really funny does anyone get me

#probably an abortion #not my problem #wont sign the birth certificates and move #and iiii'll be the dad that stepped out sorry yeah

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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.

#this ass is a liminal space

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Does anyone know what the fuck me and my partner's compatibility matrix means?

I understand the basic of it but what does the love tail mean? Also why are numbers super close to the middle theme

#matrix of destiny #matrix of destiny chart #misc #miscellaneous #tumblr mobile

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Hey @tumblr so I can't draw a slutty lady

But this is an add for your own stuff?? HOMIE COME ON

#shitposting #misc #tumblr bullshit #tumblr mobile #artists on tumblr #miscellaneous

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She only does this on my clothes her name is

Glameow

#shitposting #misc #cute cats #cats of tumblr #cats #cat #shes come so far from being in a plastic bag on the road #kitty cat

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This is how my cat sleeps

#shitposting #cat #cute cats #cats of tumblr #cats

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220cal Fruit (ice)cream bars

(i made two portions ,16 pieces in total, the calories are for 8 pieces, about 30 per piece)

okay first of all…sorry that i was gone so long! depressions got a bit worse and i also found some new hobbies that took a lot of my attention but i try to post every once in a while:)

and nowwww these kinda icecream bars are actually soo good for the summer i absolutely love them!

you need:

-60g of fruit (doesn’t really matter which one, couls change the texture tho)

-2tbsp of yogurt (i used skyr) |22cals|

-2tsp coconut oil |90cals|

-1tbsp cream cheese |90cals|

how to:

just combine everything in a blender,blend until snooth and then just freeze for about three hours:)

i made mine with strawberries and blueberries and i must say that the blueberries made the whole thing a bit more „icy“ becaue they had more juice!

i let them freeze overnight but 3hours should be fine as well:) i also think a chocolate kind would be tasty.

cals might be a bit off because i forgot to weight correctly but ut shouldn’t be too much! maybe 10cals +/-

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This line up perfectly

#pokemon #shitposting

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I know being noticed on Tumblr is the equivalent to having to listen to your fanfic being read out loud.

But fuck I want to be acknowledged

Even if it is by the weird kids, because at least then I know that somebody knew I existed

#shitposting #miscellaneous #actually mentally ill #mental illness

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It is 4 am and I still haven't slept

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Panic attaaackk 🎵

Came straight from my ass 🎵

WHY ARE YOU HERE

I want a nap

#anxitey

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I mean they would pay you to be a femboi

If you became a twitch streamer you'd make bank lol

I think being a streamer, especially a twitch streamer, is the single worst thing a person can be.

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burnout be like

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who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house

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"Wow you're so confident to not wear makeup!"

No Janet I hate my face and see no point on putting lipstick on a big fat pig.

I'm not Ms. Piggy

#shitposting #makeup #dark lipstick #miscellaneous #tumblr bullshit #tumblr mobile