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waffle house

Ive only gone to waffle house twice but this seems like something that could happen 🧇🧇

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gonna do my own adaptation of Romeo and Juliet that's entirely the same except the poison scene goes on for a bit longer. Juliet drinks the poison that makes her go to sleep but Romeo drinks poison that supposedly kills him but it's actually a mislabeled vial of the first poison so Juliet wakes up and drinks some of that poison and then Romeo wakes up and is like "oh shit this poison doesn't work, here Juliet has some poison!" and he drinks that which is of course the go to sleep poison and then Juliet wakes up again and is like "What the fuck" and then Benvolio comes in and is like "My boy Romeo is poisoned! I'll join you bro." and now he's asleep, and then Juliet is like "I need some wine to process this" - Drinks out of the poisoned cup Romeo poured sleeping in and then Romeo wakes up again and is like "JULIET AND BENVOLIO?!" and he's so pissed but also confused and is like mentally 'well if drinking this poison twice brought my friends here i guess i'll drink it again and see what happens' and then Juliet wakes up again and she's like "Okay hold on. Let's see how this plays out" but she can't because then Fortinbras shows up and is like "I'm invading Verona! Fuck you!!!" but then Juliet splashes some sleeping poison in his face and he's out now and then Romeo wakes up and Benvolio dies because he was allergic to sleep poison and also the lion from Pyramus and Thisbe comes and kills them both The End

#text post #shakespeare #romeo and juliet #hamlet #a midsummer night's dream #poison

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not now kitten, daddy's experiencing a category 7 destiel event

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my scapegoat is eating your straw man

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this whole ouroboros thing keeps coming back to bite me in the ass

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If there’s one thing about Destiel is it will become canon again (threat)

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firm launch

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sorry i needed to. dunno if someone has done this already

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Please don’t look at me like that you two

#misha collins #supernatural #destiel #spn #dean winchester #castiel #deancas #jensen ackles #spn crack #love happens #the cw #spn memes #supernatural memes #cr8 #crossroads #crossroads 8 #spn convention #spn con #spn cast

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the king has returned

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CW: you got eyes on him?

"if you had one moment in spn to drop the fbomb which scene would it be?"

CW Sniper: affirmative.

misha: "I'm the one who fucked you hard and raised you from perdition"

*BANG*

CW: agent?

Jensen: guess again 🔫

#destiel #supernatural #spn #misha collins #jensen ackles

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oh yes it's that time of year

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This is so wholesome

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