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This is still fucking true how sad is that 😭

call-out post: my wife

somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it

#self reblog #about nico #dead cells #when I start streaming again I better hope I’m funny bc ain’t nobody watchin’ for skill lmao

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Well shit, looks like I’ll have to come back to Tumblr since the account I had for 15 years on Twitter got banned for no reason. Good riddance lmao it’s better here anyway

#about nico #man it’s been a while #no guarantee I’ll be back for a long time #but hopefully maybe a good time haha

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you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

#reblog #linguistics #i love these rollercoaster stories

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Here’s a thing about antisemitism.

Right now, a popular post I made about religion is being reposted by a dark subset of people who are literally asserting that all Jews are reptilian overlords, baby killers, ritual child murderers, satan worshipers, and animal abusers. Some are literally saying things like “we need to have a holy war to cleanse these people.” I have reported and blocked over 100 accounts for this, and I’ve seen their bios, their profile pics, and their pages. And here’s the thing.

They’re right wing, and they’re left wing. They’re men, and women, and trans, and nonbinary. Some have their preferred pronouns in their header, and some have deus vult or 14/88. They will have a post about meaningful gun reform right before a post about killing Jews for blood libel. Which it turns out people definitely still believe in today. They are from America and Germany, but also Ireland and Kazakstan, dozens of countries. They have swatzika tattoos, and cross tattoos, and bisexual pride flag tattoos. They are white, but they are also black, asian, latinx, mixed race. They are Evangelical, they are Catholic, they are atheists, they are all religions. They are all ages. They share the same viral posts you share, they laugh at the same memes you laugh at (although they do have a strange love of frogs). They work manual labor jobs in rural areas, driving trucks, but they also wear suits and live in the city and work in politics. They are diverse. They are “woke.”

I’m just so disgusted by what I’ve seen today.

#reblog #antisemitism #about nico #i’ll tag it ‘about nico’ because i am both half-jewish and willing to punch nazis #PunchAllNazis2k21

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some of my favorite boat names floating around the suez

#reblog #YEAH BUOY #*wHEEZE* #idk why ‘yeah buoy’ is the funniest thing ever to me but i can’t breathe send help pls

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oh………..

it’s a kitty hurricane. 

#reblog #cats

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#reblog #band #cursed images

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Perhaps the reason why the song describes her as “ONLY 17” is because they were surprised that the Dancing Queen was crowned so young—usually Dancing Queens are older 😏 #HotTakeOfTheDay

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

#reblog #wholesome #nico talks

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I have played 235 hours of Dead Cells and only reached the second level of difficulty (out of 5)

🥲

call-out post: my wife

somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it

#reblog #nico talks #about nico #video games #dead cells #gonna go cry in a corner #:(

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

#reblog #this was the most lovely thing I think I’ve ever read #a happy ending

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I relate to Cricket for more reasons than one.

cricket finds compliments very alarming

#reblog #about nico #hopefully someone likes my pun #i couldn’t remember whether my user handle was plural or not #hopefully the fact that it IS plural doesn’t diminish the joke

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If anyone has ever read/bought, submitted work to, or published a zine before, please tell me about it!

I have a few ideas for zines I’d like to publish, but I’ve never done it before, so any advice, input, suggestions etc. are very welcome. It could be about the process, the layout, the subject matter, whatever! Thanks 😊

#reblog #nico talks #signal boost #my work #I have two ideas #one is for a showcase of nonbinary photographers #I don’t know of any other nonbinary photographers besides myself and a friend of mine #we need to showcase some amazing nb photog work! #and the other one would be for my local birdwatching group #basically i’m a giant camera nerd #and i desire to nerd out with whoever will have me lol #zines #zine #art #showcase

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“the world has become such a soft safe space where you can’t speak freely” is a good way to reveal you spend a majority of your time on the internet. a customer came in today and told me that the illuminati framed bill cosby and it was my fault and i just had to be like OK sir cash or credit

#reblog #retail hell

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i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

#reblog #OH MY GOD I’M DYING #can’t breathe from laughing holy shit

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“Neurological Disaster” sounds like it might be accurate 😅 but specifically I see posts about ADHD and relate to them, and I think my dad may have said something like “you were borderline-ADHD” and the older I get, the more I’m like “...are you sure it’s just borderline”

My mom has a slightly different interpretation of events: she told me that they said I had a “special learning disability.” What. The fuck. Does THAT mean?!? That’s basically meaningless! And the weird thing is that I’ve looked into the symptoms of actual ADHD, and not a lot of them sound like me, but then whenever I talk to someone who has it or who’s writing these posts, they’re like “oh yeah, you got it bad.” Perhaps I should be reevaluated... I think the DSV IV was still in use back when I was tested. Maybe times have changed.

The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self

#reblog #about nico

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i cant stop laughing about this website

#reblog #pointerpointer

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THAT WAS SO CUTE 🥺 i’d love to see this made into a fully-color-animated video someday! That was amazing!

IT’S DONE ITS DONE this is my final for my storyboarding and staging class! 9 whole weeks of working on this, and my class really liked it ahhh!! Warning for scopophobia, some high pitched noises, and also a moment where the volume raises suddenly! Other than that, I hope you enjoy!

#reblog #animation #animatic #video