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Even without context, this is a beautifull summary.

Badly summarizing Hazbin Hotel songs: season 1

Happy Day In Hell:

Local nepo baby is very optimistic for someone who was born and raised in hell but damn it if you don’t find it a little endearing.

Hell Is Forever:

Your gut feeling about the pastor’s son was correct and he is indeed an annoying prick who likes to act God’s always got his back.

Stayed Gone:

Demon Jeff Bezos finds out his Ex is in town, isn’t happy about it and tries to slander the man only for his ex to immediately clap back and serve everyone some piping hot tea.

It Starts With Sorry:

Some of ya’ll are way too forgiving and it really shows…you’re lucky you dorks are adorable.

Respectless:

A 4’11 Millennial bitch serves absolute ✨CUNT✨ at a meeting she didn’t want to attend, local MILF is not amused.

Whatever It Takes:

A MILF and a lesbian sing about how they’d willingly die for the ones they love. It’s sweet but deeply concerning.

Poison:

Local twink took “conceal, don’t feel” way too seriously and now you’ll never be ok again. Have fun in therapy.

Loser Baby:

A DILF and a twink sing about how they’re the biggest losers in hell and it’s the sweetest fucking thing you’ll ever see in your god damn life.

Hell’s Greatest Dad:

2 grown ass men fight for custody over a grown ass woman.

More Than Anything:

The literal king of hell loves his child more than your father will ever love you and you just gotta live with that.

Welcome To Heaven:

The polite Christians are trying to convert you, but they’re really good at show tunes so I ain’t even mad.

You Didn’t Know:

Vindication for everyone who’s the black sheep of their family and now have religious trauma.

Out For Love:

Local MILF hypes up her newly adopted lesbian daughter by telling her love is the ultimate murder weapon.

Ready For This:

Local nepo baby discovers that the fastest way to get cannibals to fight for you is through show tunes and the promise of flesh.

More Than Anything (Reprise):

No, the two leading females are not “just really close friends.” You were told well before this moment.

Finale:

While the main cast is having a Bob the builder moment, 3 local bastards are promising to fuck shit up next season and the person you least expected is having a mental breakdown in the break room.

#Hazbin Hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel music #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel charlie #Vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie #Alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel alastor #Angel Dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #Husk #Husker #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel niffty #Niffty #sir pentious #hazbin hotel sir pentious #way to many hashtags #i'll stop now

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It's because of things like this that I believe that Cartoon Network is not a single Multiverse, but something akin to a Mega/Omniverse as it contains many multiverses, one of which is AT.

A crossover, huh?

lol, where was Prismo during the OK KO special?

#adventure time #fionna and cake #cartoon network #multiverse theory #omniverse theory #omniverse #dansiepor theorizes about minda's post

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¡ 100 «Me gusta»!

Ok, this is cool... Yeah.

#100 likes #tumblr milestone

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About Clef's "Scarlet King"

So, from the info I've gattered from @scp-l4-clef-alto-001 's Tumblr posts, I think I have a Somewhat more clear idea of the Scarlet King from SCP-231, as well as general trivia.

- Some inspiration for 231 were House of Leaves, The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas, SCP "Three-Like Horns"/ Justin Cherry's "The Walkers, and the most general idea of Silent Hill.

- In Clef's Headcannon, 231 and 2317 are NOT related in the way everyone thinks they are.

The seven seals are a common way to seal/lock any elder horror.

- The Children of the Scarlet King are a small satanic cult that happened to came into possesion of the Knowledge to summon ancient horrors.

- The Entity behind 231 WASN'T the Scarlet King, but the cult decided to correlate them.

- There's a reply to an old theory of mine that talked about the 231 eldritch abomination, with the reply expresing the idea of the Entity being:

1. A creature created by the cult.

2. Capable of rewritting history to fit in.

This makes Tufto's Proposal of the Scarlet King a lot more similar than some of the others.

- The entity could be similar in appearance to Giygas and in concept to Shub-Niggurath.

- 110-Montauk involves Shadman-like perv acts, but it also includes more violent, brutal things, which could very well be playing Justin Beaver in the Background. This is to appease the Entity inside 231-7.

- Also, maybe the Hidden Poem is part of 110-Montauk.

- The Entity may have "contaminated" the Foundation on an unconscious level, explaining some of the hidden messages on the page about how they "would not help her, as they have what they want where they want it".

- 110-Montauk could be making the birth of whatever the hell is inside 231-7 even worse, making it so that maybe the World won't end, but ratter the entire universe.

- There's a inside joke that, because of being sealed for so long, eldritch abominations like 2317-K and the "Scarlet King" could be killed with our more advanced weapons.

#scp foundation #scp #scp 231 #scarlet king

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Well, f-ck, I guess Tufto was VERY close to @scp-l4-clef-alto-001 's idea, and I bet he didn't even knew it.

Theory about SK, SCP-231, SCP-2317, etc.

WARNING!!: This may Contain a little bit of "spoilers" in relation to the Scarlet King and @scp-l4-clef-alto-001 's original view about the entity...

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So, according to Clef himself, the original Scarlet King that was mentioned in SCP-231 and 2317 before Dust and Blood or Tufto's proposal... isn't real. The cult was formed around self-made lies and mythos, and then, by "miracle", they've found something way to horrible (A.K.A. an ancient Beast from beyond the stars) that they corrilated with their made-up deity called "The Scarlet King", which would impregnate the seven girls from 231.

Now, the question: What did they found?.

There are multiple options, and these are:

1) A generic eldritch abomination.

2) SCP-2317-K, the Dread Devourer of Worlds. Although Clef has said that The Devourer isn't the Scarlet King, he also said that SK doesn't exist, so maybe the thing that they've found was the incorporeal or spiritual form of 2317-K.

3) Satan. Yes, SK is just the devil. Which fits perfectly with Clef's proposal of The Gate Guardian: The Heavens against the Dragon.

4) Somewhat all of the above: Either Satan is the Devourer and/or the Eldritch thing, or the Devourer/Eldritch thing are the inspiration of Satan. And maybe 2317-K could be the Eldritch thing.

That's bassically it. The whole theory is about who's behind the SK mask. Hope You all like it, and @scp-l4-clef-alto-001 sees this.

#scp foundation #scp #scp 231 #scp 001 #scarlet king

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So, this is about the Anafabula on other media

When you think about it, there's actually room for our real world's very Anafabula in media. It doesn't need to erase the media, just have it's elements:

- A theme of darkness.

- A metafictional aspect.

- A lack of (satisfactorial) resolution.

- A form of ambiguous anathema/antagonist.

- A feeling of Desesperation, dread, etc.

- A Hidden something, a core element that remains unknown.

- The numerology of the number 7.

Note: The known elements of spirals and thorns, though present in media, are not a constant between the erased works of media.

With this in mind, there can be a piece of media that can work as an example of an "intact Anafabula".

Undertale for example:

- The darkness that alluded to in Entry 17, and in the Omega Flowey battle and Chara's appearance.

- Self explanatory.

- There's the bassic meta-storyline of the routes if you do them: Neutral-Pacifist-Genocide-PostGenocide. As well as the G guy's Mystery in the very Game.

- Chara and/or Gaster.

- The usual feeling that the game slowly reveals and gives You.

- Mainly the Hidden Machine in Sans' basement, the whole Gaster thing...

- Seven human souls.

Which other pieces of media do You know about that could check the boxes?

#scp foundation #scp 2747 #anafabula #undertale #undertale chara #gaster #sans

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Hello guys, how are ya doin'?

I've recently decided to create an account in the SCP Foundation, but I find nothing in my email (Gmail) box. What should I do?

#scp foundation #create account #scp #please help

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Here is an outline of something I’m working on.

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Happy Halloween!

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VehiconAU! Shot:

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Both of them, thanks to Steve, get themselves tied to a large energon cristal pillar, and fall down a river.

Gary: I don't know about you, but I'm getting a little funned out.

Steve: *Notices something* Uh oh.

Gary: ... Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Steve: Yup.

Gary: Autobots fighting at the bottom?

Steve: Most likely.

Gary: ... Bring it on.

Gary laughts like a maniac while they're falling towards, indeed, the Autobots.

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(Reference: Emperor's New Groove)

#transformers prime #tfp #transformers prime au #tfp au #vehiconau #gary the vehicon #steve the vehicon #tfp autobots

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Transformers Prime: VehiconAU

About the AU:

Starring Steve and Gary, this AU is based on the point of view and the day-to-day of the 2 Vehicons during the events of Transformers Prime, ranging from opinions and jokes about the main adventure, to the misadventures of the 2 companions, while trying not to die (at least Gary) in their attempt to help the Decepticon cause.

That is all. Nothing important will happen. It will not be as if something of great importance came to change what would be the second and third seasons of the series, and that it ends in conflicts, betrayals and revelations, along with some other character development that in the original series did not occur. No sir.

#transformers prime #tfp #steve the vehicon #gary the vehicon #transformers prime au #tfp au #vehiconau

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Optimus: *recives call from Megatron at 3 in the morning*

Optimus: hello-

Optimus: ...

Optimus: whAT THE FRAG YOU MEAN ONE OF MY HUMAN KIDS IS ON NEMESIS BEATING UP YOUR VECHICONS?-!

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Miko. I have nothing other to say

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Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

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"OH HO HO.

IF I WANTED TO HURT ANYONE HERE...

I WOULD HAVE DONE SO ALREADY..."

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#undertale #deltarune #gaster #wd gaster #w.d. gaster #chara #undertale chara

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I think she and BrokenVow!Becky would be good friends partners in crime. Just saying.

Anne-sanity, or Anne finds out that she is just a fictional piece of media and decides to kill every single living thing

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It's a little headcannon of mine that Invictus is not only a Fourth Wall Breaking corrupted corporate Space Demon that helped in the cancelation of Final Space just to make sure he wins, but also that he's behind every bad corporate desicion in the lines of downvoting good shows and movies for bad or lame ones, merging companies to erase even more shows and movies, get certain production to fall in the wrong hands, etc.

Why? IDK either.

Corporate! Invictus.

#final space #final space spoilers #final space invictus #Invictus #invictus #corporate!invictus

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Shub Niggurath and Giygas sitting in a Tree!~

K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!~

(God, I have a problem with Elder Clouds)

#hp lovecraft #cthulhu mythos #shub niggurath #earthbound #mother 2 #??? maybe #giygas #and that's how the thing from SCP 231 was born