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nevis-the-skeleton · 8 months
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Nothing is OK in this team XD
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gammarads · 12 days
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soundbluster · 1 month
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Shattered Glass Prime, Volume 3, Page 177
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lets-try-some-writing · 2 months
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I bet Tarn was banned from playing quite big amount of games because he threatened those who killed Megatron with the list a lot
Also i think he accidentaly once killed Megatron in Among us while as impostor and cried about it
Tarn makes it a POINT to kill anyone and everyone who has ever wronged Megatron in a game ever. Megatron doesn't play games with anyone but his inner circle for this very reason. Everyone assumes he's just a joyless jerk, but really he's doing everyone a solid. If Tarn ever found out ST3V3 once beat Megatron at poker, well, ST3V3 wouldn't have lived past Tuesday.
Tarn has a running kill count of 153 mechs who "Dishonored Megatron through cheating in a contest of wits". He may or may not have killed Megatron in an online game once. He spent a whole year hunting down enemies of the Decepticons on a crusade for repentance and did everything in his power to purposefully lose every time he played with Megatron following that event.
Megatron doesn't play video games anymore either.
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cybertron-after-dark · 9 months
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Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Tfp edition, since y'all liked the tfa version
Optimus: "I see no reason why the guise of a different creature would change how I feel in my spark. You are you, I love you, and that is all I need to know."
Bumblebee: the beeps and boops don't quite translate to words but you get the general idea that he's saying he'd make it work.
Ratchet: "You are already small, squishy, and often disconcertingly moist. Amplifying those qualities make no difference."
Bulkhead: "...am I missing something here? Why a worm? I mean of course I'd love you if you were one but... Have you secretly been a worm in disguise this entire time and you're just now telling me?"
Arcee: "uh.... Probably? I guess? Don't think it's ever gonna be an issue, but if somehow you get turned into fishing bait, I'll be sure to tell you I love you while I find a way to change you back?'
Wheeljack: "'Course I'd still love you! I'd build you a tiny little laser cannon so you can still wreck 'cons with me. No one expects it when the worm turns, am I right?"
Smokescreen: "Babygirl, you couldn't stop me from loving you even if you were a single celled organism. A worm? Puh-lease!"
Ultra Magnus: "...I respect that you're trying to prepare for every contingency, soldier, but put your mind at ease. You will at no point become a worm, and I will at no point cease loving you."
Megatron: "Well, that depends. Are we speaking of a tiny, useless earthworm? A highly venomous specimen that could bring all you touch to their knees? Or perhaps a great, beastly thing, burrowing under cities to level them? In the case of the last two, I may actually love you more."
Starscream: "A what? Of course not! Anymore damp, squirmy fleshiness than you already have would be a dealbreaker. But you need not worry about what I'd think of you in a scenario that will never come to pass. Your current fleshiness level is... Tolerable."
Knockout: "I'd turn you back as soon as possible, but I wouldn't stop loving you. Spontaneously turning into a worm would simply be a faux pas akin to a bad paint job; A grievous error that must be rectified, yes, but not a mortal sin that could snuff out the warmth in my spark I hold for you."
Breakdown: "well yeah, but wouldn't you be worried about getting squished? Worms ain't quite made of the toughest stuff."
Soundwave: he'd gesture to the little dock where he keeps Laserbeak and play an audio clip saying "outfitted for one more." Then his screen would show a heart.
Shockwave: "It is highly illogical that you would give such inane worst case scenarios any of your time beyond the initial thought. If it gives you any peace of mind, your physical form and however it may change is irrelevant to me, and can easily be altered to match what you would find most comfortable."
Airachnid: "Perhaps. Though I may not be able to resist feeding on such perfect prey..."
Predaking: "My dearest love, I know all too well what it feels like to be judged for appearances, degraded as nothing more than a primitive, spineless thing. Were you to take a form you fear would be beheld as dreadful, I would revere it, worship every inch of it. It is no less than what my queen deserves."
Steve: "I dunno, would you love ME if I was a worm?
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steve-smackdown · 9 months
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Bracket 2, Round 2
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signanothername · 8 months
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In this house we love and appreciate Steve!!!!!
Not just Steve-1 tho, we love and appreciate all the Steves, Vehicons work so hard and they should be appreciated more for it <3
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haloangel21 · 11 months
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him: *randomly tosses the Vehicons off the ship*
also him: “I need fliers!!”
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jewelofgems · 1 year
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Starscream: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Megatron: Only the ambulance ride to the SickBay.
Knockout: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Megatron: But I heard a siren.
Breakdown: That was Steve.
Steve: Sorry, I got nervous.
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when does christmas start?
megatron: fuck, and i mean this in the most disrespectful way possible, christmas
starscream, curled up in comfy PJs with hot cocoa and watching hallmark movies: every fucking minute after halloween
soundwave: december 1st. i secretly decorate the entire ship with lights every year. nobody knows it’s me
shockwave: december 14th. it gives me enough time to get it out of my system and move on. i personally really like the polar express movie. the animation is superb
breakdown and knock out, wearing matching PJs: the minute halloweens over, it’s christmas. this is our favorite time of year
dreadwing, with a santa hat on a cup of cocoa: the day after thanksgiving, because that it is my favorite holiday.
predaking: november 1st i start training. i wait up every year to see santa. shockwave tells me he doesn’t exist but i don’t believe him. i’m gonna catch him one year
steve: november 1st. i help soundwave decorate
airachnid: bah, humbug
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nevis-the-skeleton · 11 months
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It's to accurate for my own good (T0T)
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Steve the Vehicon from tfp
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soundbluster · 5 months
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Shattered Glass Prime, Volume 3, page 154 & 155
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Imagine megatron's reaction
Vehicons: steve, no, you saw that thing, there's no way
Steve, who has access to the internet: Steve YES
Nooo because I'm imagining Megatron laying eyes on Starscream's shuttle class cock for the first time (whether in person or from the photos now flying around the Nemesis) and his optics are so wide you'd think they'd fall out. Like cartoon sound effect levels of "hUH?👀👀👀"
Like Starscream sir I think you have to tag that as a blunt weapon at that point
STEVE YES
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zephyrrhiesfyrian · 11 months
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I come bearing more stupid file names of MTMTE screenshots. :D
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get behind me satan
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actual garbage
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angy boi (⊙o⊙)
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DAI IS SO BIG COMPARED TO EVERYONE ELSE HOLY SHIT
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drunk skids is a beautiful thing. he's such a silly man and i love him
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hmm yes i am thinking
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oh god kill it
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eeewwwwww *squirts him with spray bottle*
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Y'ALL IT'S STEVE
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t i d d y
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literally just a baby
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YEET
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gamecrash716 · 7 days
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Thinking about an au where Ezra and Frankie find a Vehicon (Probably Steve) and let him stay not knowing of his Decepticon past
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