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a non-subtext hannibal sex scene would be like: *will in therapy with bedelia, slutty outfit on, recounting the event just to torment her* *tasteful artsy shots of hannigram doing it (flesh sliding against flesh, close-ups of trembling eyelashes, drops of sweat rolling down skin)* *metal pipes tumbling down the stairs dot mp3 gets louder* *alternating shots of them in the kitchen and in the bedroom: a knife cutting into meat, a hand brushing a knife scar. swallowing wine, swallowing bodily fluids. etc.* *will narrating over it like: "to know is to consume and to consume is to become... and hannibal knows me, with all the teeth at his disposal..."* *interspersed shots of them procuring the 'food': knife stab parallels the other kind of penetration, a frightened scream is followed by one of rupture* *"we teach each other to hunger and to yearn, and we feed one another over.. and over.. and over"* *cut to bedelia looking like she will bill him six times her usual fee*

#bedelia's notes for this session are: why does will graham see me as competition when i would like nothing more than to escape this circus. #and 2) who let him into the building #<- asdfghjkl op your tags #hannibal #hannigram

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Here’s my exact thought process while watching this scene in 4x22 “Lucifer rising”

#spn #destiel

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Stackednatural- 274/327

Moriah (14x20) April 25th, 2019

#i love sam so much #he just fucking shot god with a gun #cause that definitely will work #and cas is just there looking unimpressed like “fr dude?” #spn #sam winchester

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#💀 #hungarian

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attack cats!

#our flag means death #ofmd #gentlebeard #zheng yi sao

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aperitif 🥃

#will graham #hannibal #fanart

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🚀💫 patron saint of one-way trips

#laika #laika the space dog #art

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with summer fast approaching, a quick reminder to not point out anyone's self-harm scars, burns, stomach rolls, stretch marks, cellulite, eczema, psoriasis, etc. and a reminder that if you have any of these, you're allowed to wear revealing clothing and swimsuits. you deserve to enjoy summer too.

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okay so obviously whatever sam and dean are dealing with isn’t actually a ghost

but i love that they were like “it has to be a ghost, but why is there no emf for either???” 😧😧😧

and they didn’t consider

for even a SECOND

that their emf meter might be broken

#they are so smart but also so dumb #i love them #spn

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ty for the tag! (o^ ^o) look, i'm a vampire >:3

tagging @kameonerd566 @unscrupulousfucker @hexedvampire @overtaken-boredom @vvanillavveins @lemonic-whimssyy + anyone <3

picrew tag game… @cemetery-slvt @hardly-a-p3rson @daintydolliea @lugubriou-s @pitifulbinx @obsessivel0v3r @y4nd3r3gf @luvin-y0u @yourofficialdarling and anyone else that wants to do it…

#i could have made it way more accurate but screw that :D #tag game #picrew

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Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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chuck when he has to resurrect the angel of thursday from the dead AGAIN because his beloved all american macho protagonist is refusing to be the hero without him around and is instead drowning in grief (ie. drinking himself into a stupor while hiding in his room and it's neither hot nor productive):

#spn #destiel #chuck shurley

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me rn

OMG I'M BEEING BOOPED!!!! I have no choice but to activate my superpower: an extendable paw that can reach you anywhere in the world MUHAHAAAA (<- evil laughter)

You can run but you can't hide from my boops >:)

#i won >>>:D #(at least for today...) #good night! <333

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OMG I'M BEEING BOOPED!!!! I have no choice but to activate my superpower: an extendable paw that can reach you anywhere in the world MUHAHAAAA (<- evil laughter)

You can run but you can't hide from my boops >:)

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supernatural if devils' traps had always felt a little sticky to sam -- not actually trapping him, but he could feel where they were and if they were drawn correctly, and they felt like they *wanted* to trap him

#spn #sam winchester

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We stand for Godstiel killing homophobes

#fr #godstiel my beloved #i wish he could have stayed longer #spn #castiel

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you cannot tell me that at some point Dean didn’t think it’d be cool as fuck to get one ear pierced. and he would absolutely not know about earring code. and dudes would start hitting on him and he would just not know why and have a full-blown identity crisis about why suddenly everyone thinks he’s gay (cue repressed bisexual Dean Winchester)

meanwhile Sam knew this whole time and has just been laughing his ass off watching it all go down

#spn