diaborodevil
A Weirdo
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a bulletin board of my interests, basically
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One stone 3 autists 4 if it somehow has enough momentum to come back at me
Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them
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Random idea for the monsterverse a behemoth series
So it starts with behemoth doing his thing in the Amazon then another titan comes and chases behemoth so behemoth goes to complain about it to goji so goji checks and sees the new titan is also good at healing the Amazon goes back to behemoth and threw visuals goji tells behemoth it’s his problem
So we then follow behemoth as he tries to find himself some new terf and fighting other titans and either losing or feeling pity for the titan he just wrecked until he finds a certain titan
It’s amhuluk and behemoth full of rage charges amhuluk tearing bits of amhuluk’s tree armor but then amhuluk throws behemoth into a lake and tries to drown him but then behemoth claws amhuluk breaking tons of branches off then behemoth bursts from the water and slams his tusks down pushing amhuluk to the ground but amhuluk slips out and the fight goes on till amhuluk bows down behemoth and behemoth goes in for a killing blow but then thinks about his first fight with a titan in the series and shows mercy
Let me know if this is a good idea and if you have ideas for this idea
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Atla hot take the unagi can beat the serpent for one simple reason the unagi can use hydro pump so it has the clear advantage also the unagi is much bulkier
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Time to raid the fire nation
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Dumb atla au idea were Azusa is just randomly exactly as she described herself (in lie) to toph
And nothing else changes and everyone except aang and iroh don’t question it
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“His halves are unconnected that’s the problem also his legs are backwards”
You always wanted to be a Healer. Unfortunately, your dad was an Necromancer and your mother a Demon Summoner. So your healing was a bit… unconventional to say the least.
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Crazy idea for a legend of korra au where we see sokka and by book two he’s a near constant character then harmonic convergence happens and sokka denies being a new air bender but he is one then korra vs zaheer happens and zaheer does something to make korra fall this is before the new air nomads can do there cyclone so sokka the intellectual is looks into the void and before korra gets close to hitting the ground sokka catches her with flight bending
Rate this idea out of 10
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Let’s argue for arguing sake
No one can convince me that Bumi isn’t the strongest earth bender from the original atla yes toph is strong but I believe in Bumi supremacy
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I I should have said deextinction
Science side of tumblr
How close are we as humanity to figuring out defossilization please and thank you
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I meant the ice age animals I should have said deextinction
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How close are we as humanity to figuring out defossilization please and thank you
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I meant bringing back Pleistocene animal
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How close are we as humanity to figuring out defossilization please and thank you
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Science side of tumblr
How close are we as humanity to figuring out defossilization please and thank you
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Someone: calls terriermon a bunny
Me: gets extremely angry
Also me when I was younger: oh cool a bunny
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Lycanism
“Hey Sebastian what would you do if this whole lycan thing blew over if we had a future”
“Hmm I don’t know I’d maybe take up teaching”
“Really you’d be a teacher”
“Yeah I like learning and I’d like to share that experience what would you do”
“Hmmm I I don’t know I haven’t really given it thought but we don’t have the privilege to put anymore thought into this we have to pick roles for class”
“Uh exterminator or researcher that’ll be a discussion”
Huh those five years feel so long ago yet so close but a dream compared to now uh my head hurts
“He’s starting to wake up”
Huh who said that
“He’s moving”
As I look down I see oh great I’m wrapped in chains and for extra measure my hands are cuffed
“He’s going to be mad at you for sure”
I turn to look at where the voice I I could see a large shape kind of golden wa wait golden yellow large oh oh my god it’s a lion I have to get out of here ahhh ahhhhh
“I need to get out of here”
“Hey calm down it’s okay this is a safe place despite the hostility”
As I focused I saw the man addressing me confusingly a mix of man and dog something about his voice it seems familiar
“This is a big misunderstanding so I just need you to leave this place and for”
“What forget it”
He just seemed to stare into me looking through my very essence
“F Frank is that you”
“How how do you”
Wait a minute uh he’s a lycan of course he was bitten so he’d be a lycan
“Sebastian”
“It’s been a while hasn’t it I’m surprised you recognize me”
“You recognized me”
“That’s different you look similar to how I last saw you I look completely different”
“Do do you think they know each other”
“They know each others names”
“So not a threat can I get out of these chains”
“Not so fast they aren’t going to trust you just because we know each other but you’ll get of those chains soon”
Hmm I guess I’m gonna be here for a while wait a minute is this place full of lycans like like
“Welp I guess you can see I’ve been saving non feral lycans for awhile now”
“Non feral?”
“I guess we should catch up let’s do it on the roof Diana could you help me”
“Sure thing professor”
As I wonder who Diana is I saw that it was a lion I saw earlier as it walked to the back of the room and started pushing a wheelchair towards me
“I’m sorry it’s just to keep everyone calm they’d panic if you were free”
I was then loaded into the wheelchair as I was lead out of the classroom
“So I’m guessing that your Diana”
“Yep that’s me”
“So what’s your story it’s pretty unusual seeing a lion lycan”
“Hmm before the mass outbreak I remember being in a place surrounded by people it was fake but I was okay with it then one day all the people disappeared and I was alone and then another day I saw a lycan I tried to scare it off but then it bit me I was alone but then that loneliness got more unbearable till Sebastian found me”
“Huh neat”
“Your taking this talking lycan stuff well”
“This isn’t the first time I met a talking lycan”
Eventually we reached the roof and I saw him standing there with someone else
“Huh I guess you look like siblings now”
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Top 10 monsters I wish will be in monster hunter wilds in no particular order
10: gobul a fresh water leviathan known for its lure and paralytic spines I miss them
9: almudron a long, a omukade, a dorotabo, and an otter all rolled into one also we need an earth element
8: najarala cmon bring the long boy back
7: seltas and seltas queen because there iconic and need to come back
6: tetsucabra and tetranadon because capcom owes us a sumo match between these two frogs
5: girros and great girros they they need more love
4: agnaktor and glacial I know y’all want this
3: zamtrios we saw zamites so now we want the ice shark frog
2: nergigante and ruiner nergigante the hunter must be brought back
1: dire miralis and gogmazios cause I want giant dragons that don’t feel like your fighting a mountain
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“Lycanism
A disease that is becoming more widespread as the months go by all we currently know about it is that it effects mammals exclusively mostly those found in the order Carnivora but is also extremely potent to humans causing a frightening metamorphosis into a beast adequately known as lycans which are more mysterious then lycanism itself but the goverment has two branches that can help us out the exterminators that protect us and the researchers who study lycanism now raise your hand if you want to be an exterminator”
We see class full of raised hands except one student
“Sebastian why aren’t you raising your hand”
“We barely know anything about lycanism I say we need more researchers”
“What do we need to understand lycans are bad there numbers should be decreased”
“Problems aren’t meant to be solved by violence”
“This one is”
“That is enough class is over Sebastian please stay a bit”
“Uh what did I do wrong”
“Nothing it’s just your right this world needs more people like you so never lose that will to learn okay”
“I won’t I promise”
00:07:08
“Geez you are a weirdo do your parents know you want to be a researcher”
“Yes there proud of it there both researchers do your parents know you have a death wish”
“My parents do care if I’m exterminator or researcher uh let’s talk about something else wanna go eat”
“No no thank you I only like 10 bucks on me”
“Don’t your parents give you 90 for a day”
“Yeah but I I got more important things to spend my money on”
“Really like what”
“It’s a secret”
“Oh come on I’m your best friend”
“Hence why I won’t tell you you can’t keep a secret even if your life depended on it”
“Cmon if it’s this important I can keep it”
“Even if it changes the trajectory of your life and current beliefs”
“Wow it is serious I’ll do my best to keep it”
“Okay my place backyard about an hour”
00:07:07
“Welp I’m here what is the big 80 dollar secret of the rich smart kid”
“Frank jay smithson do you promise to take this secret to your grave”
“Oh this is really serious well Sebastian I don’t know your middle name connory I promise to keep this secret into the after life I wouldn’t even tell god”
Sebastian looks around and opens the door to a shed frank could see movement of something his brain couldn’t quite identify then Sebastian flipped a switch turning a light on and frank saw it a dog in a child’s dress trying its best to walk on two legs
“”
“I knew I’d regret this please stay calm I can explain this”
“How how can you explain that this doesn’t make any sense oh am am I awake”
“Uh where where to begin I I was walking Sera through the woods when small lycan bit her I kicked it and brought Sera home but my parents told me they they told to kill her but I I couldn’t I just couldn’t”
“Why why couldn’t you”
“I raised her since she was a puppy I I couldn’t so I hid her in the shed and kept taking care of her but then I noticed her changes”
“So you thought this would be a great start at being a researcher”
“No but as she changed I noticed that there were more then physical changes”
“Like what”
“Sera this is frank do do you remember him”
“Yes he’s nice like you”
“”
“So I guess your gonna tell someone get me in trouble and who knows what will happen to Sera”
“”
“Well I I guess it’s over”
“Uhhh no I’m not gonna tell anyone it’s just hard to wrap my head around it but I trust you you’ve been my best friend forever I’ll stand by you”
00:05:11
“So anything new with Sera”
“She’s been talking better and picking up words quicker and “
“And”
“She she has thumbs now it it doesn’t make sense bones muscles tendons it’s it’s all so strange”
“Welp I don’t get it but even though things are crazy things are starting to seem less crazy in the world it’s it’s nice”
00:05:05
“Where have you been”
“Out”
“That isn’t a good answer”
“I’m going to room”
00:04:22
“I don’t trust him”
“It’s his life he can do what he wants with it”
“No he’s up to something and it probably isn’t good so I got cameras and I hid one in his uniform”
“You better be right about this”
00:00:01
“This has been a strange week but since lycanism started I think this has been my best week”
“Hmm hopefully things can go back to normal”
“Can they wait is that a”
“That’s the little freak whose been hiding a lycan”
“Dad what are you”
“You told him”
“No I didn’t I don’t know how he found out”
“Sir calm down kid I’m going to need you to step away from the lycan”
“What’s going on what are you doing”
“We have been told that your son has been harboring a lycan so we came to take”
“Sera sera it’s okay calm down ah”
00:00:00
“Sir your going to want to hear this”
“What is it”
“There’s reports of lycans attacking people in large numbers”
“All of you evacuate to the nearest shelter”
Everyone else leaves leaving frank and Sebastian alone
“Hey are you okay we gotta go”
“I I can’t”
“Come on I’m sure we can convince them to let sera in”
“It’s not that it’s”
Sebastian raises his arm showing a spot where Sera accidentally bit him
“If I go there with a lycan bite they’ll kill me so I can’t go with you”
“When this blows over even if it does I’ll find you”
“Why”
“Your my best friend my only friend so I’ll find you even if you turn into some giant freaky lycan I’ll find you”
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“Brief me on this mission sir”
“On this supply route about half the supplies goes missing so we suspect there might be bandits involved”
“Huh is that”
“What”
“Oh it’s just that I believe that’s the school I used to go to”
“WELL I need you to survey the are to see where the bandits are hiding so you might have some time for nostalgia go”
-60:07:07
“Huh it’s been forever since I’ve been here to think things were normal at one point where did the time go hmmm it’s been five years and I haven’t found him should I give up no he wouldn’t so time to get back on track”
Then suddenly something hits frank in the head
“Wha what was that uh”
Something else suddenly hit his head
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Thanatos: *cough cough* why is there so much mist in this place
Nemesis: it’s as if this is a realm of mist
Loki: yes it would seem
Thanatos: I I just really hope that it’s not who I think it is
Moros: hello siblings I knew you would come
Thanatos: why are you doing this
Moros: I could no longer suffer so I had to isolate us so that I could finally reveal my pain so that you will all understand
Thanatos: what if I cut your hair what are you going to do
Moros: I see I must convince you to my side
Nemesis: how are you going to do that what do you have against Hypnos
Moros: nothing I brought him to be on my side
Thanatos: why
Loki: hmmm moros Hypnos Thanatos and nemesis oh please don’t tell me
Thanatos: huh what are you
Moros: you must understand the pain of my loss
Nemesis: who did you lose
Moros: jin
Hypnos:
Thanatos:
Nemesis:
Loki: you did all this over persona
Moros:
Loki:
Moros: you wouldn’t understand my loss
Loki: oh that’s rich
Moros: what
Loki: I lost mine too oh you think your special you’re not
Moros: I’ve had enough (pulls out grenade and pulls the pin out with his teeth) I’m going to blow everything up cause you wouldn’t take me seriously
Loki: I miss my nephew (punches moros then throws the grenade into the distance)
Thanatos: uh thank you welp we’ll take him off your hands
Loki: I’m going with you
Thanatos: what
Loki: Norway has gotten boring when there’s only 6 ish other aesir so I’m going with you
Thanatos: can I convince you otherwise
Loki no
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