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reblog to pet prev

#petpetpetpet

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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

#heavy northern british accent. i would say #depends on who i speak to bc i can lighten up on it #northern enough to where i'm sure a hollywood studio would ask me to 'talk normal british' #yk

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FFXV where everything is the same, but Noctis listens to I Can Tell There Was An Accident Here Earlier by Saosin on loop the whole time

#final fantasy xv #noctis lucis caelum #i have known Noctis for all of like a week and I just know he listens to Saosin you cannot prove me wrong

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"Hang in there, Cloud. I got you." FINAL FANTASY VII: REBIRTH (2024)

#zack fair #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii rebirth #FF7 #look at that face #it hurts that Zack always gets the short end of the stick. Dude cannot catch a fucking break #try and save his best friend by literally going to the piece of fucking shit that FUCKED THEM BOTH UP in the first place #which. I know Zack is this optimistic guy. but there's no way he doesn't have at least SOME trauma from the shit Hojo did to them #even if he doesn't outwardly show it. Anyway. Either that or he tries to save Biggs - and while he doesn't know Biggs that much #he knows Biggs means a lot to Marlene. so that weight is still there. #and MASSIVE MFING SPOILERS SPOILER CITY RIGHT HERE LAST WARNING WOOOWOOOWOOO #even if he does try and save Biggs. he. he literally dies anyway. in the most. like. non-heroic way possible i guess??? like. he just gets #shot. and he drops. and that's it. gone. And Zack is left w/ that same fucking nightmare of looking down the barrels of too many guns #in BOTH fucking scenarios he's left that way in fact. It's like he can only ever be a hero at a cost that makes us and him question if it #was even worth trying to be a hero in the first place yk???? He tries to help Biggs. Biggs dies anyway. He fights Sephiroth in that weird #world? doomed timeline??? and that world still seems to end by Meteor anyway; if it actually existed as a world anyway. #Tries to save Aerith. Aerith is in a coma. Gets Cloud to safety. Cloud is still in his fucking coma. The only time he 'succeeds' is when #HIS life is the cost for it. In the OG timeline. where his sacrifice allows for Cloud to live. and Cloud wakes from his coma in time. #He's so full of love and hope and stubborn optimism that it makes me cry. I just want him to be happy yk. #anyway sorry for the fresh alphabet soup i have. many feelings. wonder if I should make a sideblog for final fantasy posting...

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FFVII + some of my favorite shitposts, part 9

#Final Fantasy VII #Final Fantasy 7 #Cloud Strife #Barret Wallace #Tifa Lockhart #FF7 Nanaki #Sephiroth #Bugenhagen #Rufus Shinra

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FFVII + some of my favorite shitposts, part 3

#Final Fantasy VII #Final Fantasy 7 #Cloud Strife #Tifa Lockhart #Aerith Gainsborough #Cait Sith #Zack Fair #Sephiroth

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i get that karl urban is a beefcake but bones is not a fighter, ok? he's not violent, he's not getting into bar fights, he's not physically strong, he barely knows how to shoot a phaser, he's not working out at the gym, he's not punching people. it doesn't matter if bones is being played by deforest kelley or karl urban - he'd lose an arm wrestling match against an eight year old.

leonard mccoy is barely passable in a fight and fighting would be his last resort anyways. the man is a staunch pacifist. don't let his grumpy nature fool you into thinking otherwise.

some aos fics tend to write mccoy as a badass action hero-esque army doctor and that's just not him. leonard "just an old country doctor" mccoy is not john wicking it up in a crisis. he's gonna throw a wimpy punch that's gonna miss and then get his ass wiped. i'm sorry. it's just how he is and i love that about him. literally every other tos character throws down more than bones.

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek aos #leonard bones mccoy #AOS bones gets his gains by hauling Jim's accident prone ass to the med bay constantly #could probably throw a lukewarm punch at best #not for everyones lack of trying - Jim wishes Bones could be better at fighting but dear god that man #just cannot hurt people. he cannot. #Jim can throw his entire self into a fight like he's picking flowers #Bones does not have his heart in it #if Jim is a powerwasher; Bones is a hose pipe that's just aboit working #i think in life or death he could bring himself to at least try defending himself. but even then he can hesitate to pull a trigger #It's a mental barrier that probably drives all his loved ones up a wall because FUCKING HELL MCCOY YOU CAN'T BRING *YOURSELF* BACK FROM DYIN #anyway #love my pacifist guy

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my pookie wearing a silly shadow hat 🤪

#cloud strife #ff7 #final fantasy vii #cloud and shadow would so shake hands #i know this #it is fact #the divine has granted me such knowledge and I WILL say it every chance I get

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jim wants to boop that. boop what you ask? to boldly boop... where no man has booped before.

prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "cats".

#star trek #star trek tos #mcspirk #james kirk #leonard bones mccoy #spock #nyota uhura #pavel chekov #montgomery scott

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post-the search for spock but it's a yuri slice of life comic <333 nothing as good a bonding activity as lovingly combing out your vulcan wife's hair as you fondly bitch about your other wife 🩵💙💛

#star trek #star trek tos #spones #leonard bones mccoy #spock

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#ff7 #final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 #zack fair #angeal hewley #genesis rhapsodos #sephiroth #ohhhh angeal it's okay buddy #fr tho you expect them to be older and its like fym theyre all in their 20s #seph is like 28 in CC i THINK? Or is he 28 in the main game... Dear fucking God #either way #wagh I love these four. theres a world out there. far in the timeline fields. where they end up joining avalanche or. smth. idk #you just want them to be alive and happy yk. Give me every form of found family ever pls and thank you #i will power of friendship my way through ALL my interests

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fem or not, spock totally has a thing for jim being casually buff as hell. ("It it merely logical to desire a capable mate.") bones calls bullshit.

(that's because bones knows from personal experience ;))

but also i'm curious lmao.

#star trek #star trek tos #leonard bones mccoy #james kirk #spock #montgomery scott #the girls are being GAY #good for them. good for them

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house of leaves is the perfect book for people who love wikipedia but wish it could be scarier

#favourite book of all time #house of leaves

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FFVII + some of my favorite shitposts, part 4

#Final Fantasy VII #Cloud Strife #Tifa Lockhart #Aerith Gainsborough #Zack Fair #Barret Wallace #Red XIII #Cait Sith #Rufus Shinra #Vincent Valentine