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he was so proud of himself 🥹

#he is my BEST FRIEND #bangtan #queue and i

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New Crow Time 🎀🏅

#needed this #queue and i

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My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.

#stories #queue and i

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

#need this fr #about me #queue and i

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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

#yeah this #about me #queue and i

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hey. dont be sad. combine gochujang + soy sauce + sesame oil + toasted sesame seeds and mix with cooked rice. add a fried egg on top and serve with nori. ok?

#wait yes #ok i will #food #queue and i

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they let a movie be called octopussy 40 years ago but dont even let us say kill yourself on our close friends list

#this is me #queue and i

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they need to add two extra hours after ten pm where time doesn't pass so you can do some nice reading before bed

#and you don't get tired #queue and i

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find your age on your spotify top 100 and tell me what song is there. mine is bedroom hymns by florence + the machine

#18 by anarbor

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Simon “Ghost” Riley 

#video games

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Soap having Tyler Seguin energy just ruined my life thank you

I am begging you please elaborate on your 141 hockey au I wanna draw it but I need more 😩 this idea itches my brain in such a good way

Bro say NO MORE.

Prefacing this by saying I've been in the GhostSoap/MWII fandom for like two full minutes but I have been a hockey fan my whole life so okay here we go:

Ghost's goalie mask like obviously it's painted to look like his balaclava since you know goalies are just Like That. His number's either 7 (Bravo 0-7) or 2 (Ghost 0-2 -- but idk when they use that for him so guess I need to watch the campaign again oh well).

Soap like I said is a defensemen bc I have a thing for them and it fits. He got his nickname from the way he cleans up pucks in front of the net. Soap's that chirpy little shit who's always goading for a fight -- and idk man he just has Tyler Seguin energy--knows he's hot (ie: is a slut), love to show off. Loves his goalies 👀. His rocks number 71 (Bravo 7-1).

Honestly this is mostly about Soap and Ghost bc I just NEED it but for the rest of the squad:

Price is the veteran presence on the team and he's been through it all -- He's their captain (*cough* team Dad) and plays forward at center on the top line. Wears number 6 (Bravo 0-6).

Gaz plays right wing on Price's line. The two of them together are a scoring powerhouse. Price took a shine to Kyle when he joined the team as a rookie and helped develop his game. Gaz wears number 26 (Bravo 2-6)

Price and Gaz need a third on their line, a left wing and like it should be Alex from MW2019 so let's just pretend the end of that game doesn't exist and Alex is fine. He wears 31 (Echo 3-1)

Alejandro plays D with Soap. Idk I just like them together they're a good pair. He's a later addition to the team but he clicks with them fast especially Soap. They call him Vaquero (Cowboy sometimes). His number is 11 (Victor 1-1).

Idk why I'm telling when I can just show but like this here's some inspo for you bc I have too many Dallas Stars pics saved on my phone:

LIKE THESE have the most GhostSoap energy I’ve ever seen in my LIFE

What I mean when I say Soap has Tyler Seguin energy:

Angery Goalie Ghost:

Gaz and Price or Soap and Alejandro idk just guys being dudes after scoring a goal:

UHM. Yeah that's what I got. Also the Stars colors are conveniently the MWII colors wow what a coincidence  👀. Lol I hope this helped!

#video games #ships

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instead of killing characters off at random for shock value, may i propose a hip new trend: keeping characters alive at random for shock value. by all logic, this character should be dead. there’s no possible explanation for how they continue to shuffle ‘round this mortal coil. maybe we literally saw them die onscreen back in the passe era of shock value deaths. and yet, there they are. alive before our eyeballs.

#eddie #tv shows

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You know that ‘your sixth most recently used emoji predicts this or that’ type of meme? We should try that with music. okay, the sixth song in your ‘on repeat’ playlist predicts the next person you will be friends with or fall in love with. no cheating, let’s go

#18 and life #…. you’re joking #music

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rob zombie if he had IBS:

I shit in the ditches and squirt in my britches I crap in the back of my underpants

#music #lyrics #i guess?

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if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

#……. eddie and steve #ships

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Olivia Newton-John red carpet looks from 1978 - 1980

#rip 💔 #celebs #music

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“Here I am/Rock you like a hurricane!”

80s groupie moodboard