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It’s been almost a week and I still can’t believe they timkon’ed buddie

But it does seem like they’re setting this up to be something like Buck and Abby’s relationship where it’s crucial to his development and behaviors but not a “we will be married by dawn of the next fortnight”

Anyway, Stan Oliver Stark (vegan British King ftw) and, love Cannon Bi Buck even if it seemed a bit rushed.

#911 fox #911 season 7 #buck buckley #bi buck #i have many thoughts #bucktommy #buddie #evan buck buckely

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The absolutely deafening hurrah I hurrayed, shriek I shrooked. Thee hoot that I HOLLERED, when Buck said he wasn’t with freaky death lady anymore. The world settled, I was at peace.

Then it exploded again but that’s besides the point here.

#911 season 7 #evan buck buckely #when i tell you i screamed #and was praying it would happen the entire hiatus? #i mean it #911 abc

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Oh no it’s totally (and incredibly unfortunately) a reality for many! This was just from the perspective of him being a newborn going into the system as they are typically the majority of children who end up adopted.

And to be honest I just often think about how upsetting it is that he and Aaron (even Tilda) could have had a real shot at a good life. Andrew just deserved so so much better, especially if you think how there probably was a family who wanted him so bad, how he was probably so openly loving as a child.

The most unrealistic thing in aftg isn’t the mafia shenanigans, the (in)possibility of the foxes, or even the entire fake sport, no no it’s that Andrew Joseph Minyard wasn’t adopted right away.

#I also made myself sad #aftg #andrew minyard #he deserved better #the system is just so messed up #in so many ways #as for tilda… #i have many thoughts

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I can’t get over how funny I find it when I look through the AFTG AUs on AO3 and every single one tags Andrew’s job but no one tags Neil’s job because because in a ‘normal’ circumstance we’ve all collectively decided he’s just that one strange guy everyone knows who shows up places and always seems to have an abundance of money but is never actually doing anything apart from stress-running and looking out of windows suspiciously

#um excuse me #he works very hard at being a cryptid #and by that I mean #lurking in the vicinity of Andrew #and various dubious activities but that’s irrelevant

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I don’t know why it just hit me, but both Kevin and Riko would have West Virginia accents.

Imagine: they go to recruit Andrew, they’re still trying to look normal(not working) and then last ditch, empty flatteries come out and Kevin hits with;

“You’d look great in the colour.”

And Andrew’s reply could only be:

“What fucking collar?”

And in this essay…

#aftg #kevin day #andrew minyard #aftg shitpost #aftg hc #I know it’s not 100% certain they would have an accent #but you know what is 100% certain? #starting my Kevin Day with an Appalachian accent agenda

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Some people watch pieces of media to enjoy the plot and/or characters

I watch pieces of media to make shit up, and lie about it to people and see how long they’ll believe me.

#it’s the superior form of entertainment #lying liar who lies? #me? #absolutely. #why would I not #shitpost

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Real talk, I can’t think of him without thinking of the bird from up.

JUST RELAIZED KEVINS NAME IS KEVIN???? LIKE I FEEL LIKE I WAS NUMB TO IT AND THEN SUDDENLY???? KEVIN???? THATS SUCH A STUPID NAME HES SO STUPID

Imagine the most intense serious person you know and then his name is just:

Kevin

#is it a bird? #is it a floating house? #Neither! #it’s Kevin day and his feral dog Neil

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Kevin Day would have a T.J. Maxx membership complete with an addiction to shopping there.

#aftg #aftg shitpost #kevin day #so would Neil btw #am I projecting? #or am I just a genius? #doesn’t matter I’m right either way

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Ya’know now that I’m thinking about it.

It is absolutely criminal that Nora has never written about Neil at a Waffle House. Or the foxes in general for that matter. They’d fit right in.

#aftg #aftg shitpost #neil josten #it’s practically a cardinal sin. #i mean #the twins were probably convinced in one #lmfao anyways #andrew minyard

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WHAT

#the sunshine court #aftg #the foxhole court #nora sakavic #there’s no way #in 2023??? #that’s what I wake up too???

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This is your reminder that Neil Josten cannonly pushes his hair back with an orange bandana under his helmet

#aftg #neil josten #aftg shitpost #just saying #it’s important for reasons no other than how silly of a detail it is #it needs to be spoken of more

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Somewhere sometime after Neil’s absolutely thwarting of Riko (probably):

Tetsuji: You just got owned by a mutt you asinine peice of shit. Everyone is laughing at you. Including me. I do not, under any circumstances laugh, and I am, at you.

Riko:

Tetsuji: I should have let them ship you to the circus, in fact we shall use this as your audition tape. You will fit right in with the other clowns.

#aftg #aftg shitpost #riko moriyama #tetsuji moriyama #neil josten #aftg series

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Neil: *doing Matt and Dans Taxes* We should get married.

Andrew: I thought you didn’t believe in marriage.

Neil: I don’t.

Andrew: Then why would we get married.

Neil: The tax benefits.

Andrew: *silent exasperated stare*

Neil: The deductions would be exponentially increased, not even to mention the credi— blah, blah, blah.

#aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #aftg shitpost #aftg hc #neil being an accountant basically #me ranting on neil and taxes? #very likely #in fact it’s happening right now

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“Neil couldn’t win in a physical fight” I call bullshit, that is the most unbelievable thing I ever had the displeasure of reading.

#neil josten #aftg shitpost #aftg #he would be breaking arms #going for the throat #cutting off blood supply #not to mention #this mf had a gun…always

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Apparently there’s a popular opinion that Neil’s love language is taxes? Which I 100% agree.

Andrew? Does his taxes(he doesn’t give a shit)(he gets Neil new running shoes with the return)

Kevin? Does his taxes(he’s too posh to do his own)(he actually just doesn’t know how to do them to any degree because “what the hell is a deductible” and “this isn’t even actual English”)

Matt and Dan? He does their taxes and gets giddy when he can file them together, and then again when he gets to add a dependent(his niece) to them

Aaron? Reluctant agreement (from both parties) (neil briefly considered getting him in “minor” trouble with the irs) does Arron’s and Katelyn’s once they’re married.

Abby? You bet your sweet ass she’s getting her taxes done and a nice return to boot

Wymack? Hell yeah. He gets a decent enough return he puts it in a savings account.

Allison? No, she has a fancy accountant, but she does bring him along to make sure she’s getting every penny back. (She is)(she buys him a new outfit, he didn’t want it(he’s sorta grateful anyways))

Renee? No, her mom helps her with them (he got pissy because he “thought they were friends”)

Neil loves being a person right like a bonafide, legal person. Neil also loves math. So really Neil doesn’t understand when it’s mid February and he overhears so many people start going on about “I don’t want to do my taxes it’s such a hassle” or “I can’t believe I owe money, I hate having to be a real person”

And Neil hates hearing it because he loves doing his taxes, because doing his taxes means he is a real person, specifically in the eyes of the law, and he gets to be this real person he’s become till he dies, and he doesn’t wish for that to come early anymore because he’s real and he has taxes. And taxes also comes with easy math that he can quickly do.

And to him it’s like when the staff at a restaurant sing you happy birthday really off key before handing you a brownie.

#aftg #neil josten #so many thoughts on this boy and his taxes #Neil being an accountant basically #me ranting on neil and taxes? #yeah. it’s becoming a thing.

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Hold on there’s a pipeline in here somewhere from Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians) to Neil Josten (All for the Game). I just know it.

#rise of the guardians #holy shit that’s actually a tag? #… #jack frost #seriously. #that too? #heathens. all of you. #aftg #aftg shitpost #neil josten #hold on… #bunnymund #HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD #this is some inane ass bullshit

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“Andrew doesn’t even like his family” this “Andrew doesn’t love anything” that. Yeah whatever. He just killed his biological mother to protect his brother, got his brother clean, got put on meds he should not be on for brawling with three(?) men so he could protect his cousin. And on top of that picked his entire future based on where would give his family an actual chance in life even if it meant playing a game he didn’t even particularly want to pursue for shits and giggles.

Don’t even get me started on the whole Matt thing. Or Kevin and Neil.

Andrews the loviest lover to ever love. He just shows it with meaningful action instead of saying it.

#aftg #andrew minyard #aftg series #aftg andrew #me ranting on Andrew minyard? #very likely #in fact it’s happening right now