formlessvoidbeast

[formlessvoidbeast]

i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

#huh well that's handy #tumblr does seem to be running much faster now #off topic #what is this hellsite even doing?

[formlessvoidbeast]

I decided to get a little fancy for my birthday cake this year! Matcha sponge cake base, cherry blossom mascarpone mousse, and decorative gelatin with more cherry blossoms on top.

It's pretty and it tastes good, so mission accomplished!

#life of ts #party business #cake #one more year and I finally hit the big 4 0

[formlessvoidbeast]

The second Conjunction brought monsters. The very mountains split apart, and in the new-grown valleys between, forests appeared with trees tall enough to scrape the vault of heaven. Great deer and boar, larger than houses, and things stranger and deadlier still, stalked the shadows of those trees. The warriors who hunted them, the so called Ele-ven, were not the least strange of the monsters. They looked like men, loosely, but taller and broader. Their skin and hair came in greens as well as the browns most common to humanity. Their ears were long and sharp tipped, and their eyes were slit like cats and colored as brightly as fire. The Ele-ven tilled no fields and built no homes. They lived wild in the trees, hunting and killing the terrible beasts therein and celebrating in open-air orgies. To them was Zenovia of Withold given.

New Arranged Marriage fic!

get the first chapter while it's fresh!

#fanfic #in the cradle of the trees #arranged marriage

[formlessvoidbeast]

Chilchuk: *kneels between Laios' legs to beg him to leave the dungeon to gather allies and supplies so they have a chance to live*

me, my eyes enormous: The Very Small Dad Man should fist the Large Young Man. Just get his entire hand all the way up in there. Vigorously. And repeatedly. I feel this in my soul.

#chilaios #chilchuk tims #laios touden #dungeon meshi #size difference was made for fisting #it is a truth universally acknowledged that the bigger they are the harder they fall #and I need top!chilchuk like I need to breathe

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Summary: With his country fallen to the unstoppable tide of the Dread Warlord, a terrified king sends a peace offering of his own flesh and blood in the hopes of buying leniency. When Prince Damian of Miska is accepted as the symbol of his country's surrender and immediately wedded to the Warlord, he expects his fate to be both painful and humiliating, and his death inevitable. To his confusion, the Warlord and his terrible Warlock seem to have no interest in abusing that which they have claimed as their own. As Damian finds his feet and gains friends in a new land, he begins to question everything he once thought was true. But some jewels were never meant to be sold, and the consequences of Damian's sacrifice are more far-reaching than anyone expected.

Author: @formlessvoidbeast

#lemme just skew this poll real quick by reblogging it #lol #life of ts #for the want of a jewel

[formlessvoidbeast]

lil fast food break after the heist 🍔

forgot to post this piece i made for the between heists zine! poor fiat got all banged up 😭

#I love this so much!!! #Lupin III #jigen daisuke #mine fujiko #ishikawa goemon xiii #the fiat #art

[formlessvoidbeast]

...Anyway, I created a Userstyle for the Chrome/Firefox Stylus Extension that reverts the new dashboard to the old format. This took a lot of tweaking and it's not perfect at all, but if anyone wants it I'll be uploading it soonish now!

You need to have Stylus installed. So if you don't have it:

Install the Stylus Firefox Addon or the Chrome Extension (You can install Chrome Extensions on Edge as well)

Once it's installed into Firefox/Chrome/Edge you can proceed with adding this style or any other.

To add the style, follow the instructions:

Go to this link: https://userstyles.world/style/11286/old-tumblr-dashboard-july-2023

Click on "install".

Style will open a tag with it and in the left side you'll have a button that says "install style", click there. (Step-by-step copied from the lovely dorothyoz39 who wrote this in a reply!) If you don't want the sticky header you can remove the labelled script at the top of the css below /* Sticky Header*/

Be sure to check for updates regularly, I'm fixing things as I go! And because everyone keeps asking here's how to support me on Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/pixiel !

To update click the Manage button on Stylus and click the check for update button below then click again to install! If you experience any bugs let me know - feel free to edit it yourself as well! P.S. This userstyle works just fine alongside Xkit & (for now) Dashboard Unfucker!

Check under the cut for the changelog and known issues!

NEW UPDATE: 05/03/24, 21:50pm BST v10.6

v9.6: Moved the Following | For you | Your Tags to below the create a post panel. Fixed the Accounts Menu! + Bugfixes V10.3: Patio compatibility. Added a way to hide the Patio button & "patio feedback?" button, just search for patio in the code and follow the instructions! v10.6: April fools Booper Fix

If anyone wants to help test out a new feature (Post width, dashboard positioning, etc) it would be super helpful! Read more about it here and shoot me a message!

THE CREATOR OF THIS USERSTYLE SUPPORTS THEIR TRANS SISTERS. WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

Thank you dragongirlsnout for all your work on Dashboard Unfucker it was amazing working towards the same goal of fixing this website with you!

----- Known issues:

The search bar moves out of place on bigger monitors when not using the sticky header. You can adjust its position yourself under "/*Moves the search bar*/" by changing the "Left" numbers. I can't think of a way around that just yet without adjusting it yourself!

Search bar doesn't appear on some pages (like viewing a post), this is because Tumblr removed the search bar on those pages completely. Unfixable!

Only two columns in Masonry view. Unfixable, I can't figure out how to add another column in smaller screens. Tumblr creates columns based on monitor size, if I try adding another column (because it doesn't exist) it just perpetually loads on screen.

Tumblr has ONCE AGAIN CHANGED THE ACCOUNTS MENU. The menus are now shorter and have less information on them. This is unfortunately permanent. I do not see any way to fix this. Unfixable.

Solved issues: (Update)

Menus need to be manually closed SOLVED! in V.4 and updated in V.5! The menu & icon WILL scroll with you if you have removed the sticky header CSS, however, clicking anywhere on screen will make the Menu disappear still. DISCLAIMER: If you remove any of the header icons with Ublock the Account or Settings icon will disappear off screen or overlap with other icons. This is just cosmetic and the menus will still close - see option 4 for a solution to this problem!

Masonry view in searches is now fixed!

Removed Xkits new text for xkit users (update)

Added a new guide to make moving the Settings and Accounts buttons easier if you remove icons with Ublock. Example: /*If there are none icons on the right (of the settings icon), right: 120px;*/ Now you don't have to fiddle around moving the icons yourself, you can just choose the number value that works for you! Ctrl-F Search for Accounts Icon or Settings Icon in the code to find this!

Resized Messenger Chat Box!

NEW UPDATE 16/08/23, 23:55 BST v6.5: Figured out how to reorganise the icons in the header. Let me know if you have any problems with it and make sure to update your Userstyle! Some icons are hidden with Display: Block; you can hide more icons with this method!

Solved issues p2

Brought back SOME of the icons for Tumblrs latest update - Unfortunately, this does not bring back user icons for Reblogged posts! Make sure to yell at Tumblr for removing the icons as well as the horrible dashboard update here! v7.5 Fixed icons for all posts and put them back where they came from!

v6.9.6.9 (I promise this is the last funny number): Fuck Off Buggy The Clown Update + All languages support for the old header design!

v7.0: Fixed the search bar for tumblrs new collections feature, so it looks like the original search bar!

v8.0: Fixed masonry view icons, hidden the reblog icon on dashboard icons, fixed icons in blog viewport

V8.1: Fixed issue with icons not working on soft-refresh & with endless scrolling disabled - be sure to complain to staff!

v9.3: Changed a few things with the search feature, I also made the posts less round.

#now that dashboard unfucker has met its demise #here is an option #thank you pixiel for my life #off topic #life of ts

[formlessvoidbeast]

Oh god taxes are going to kill me sale!

Never be self employed, kids. The government hates you. In other exciting news, everything in my shop is 15% off!!!

Buy my shiny math rocks

#shiny math rocks #dice #signal boost

[formlessvoidbeast]

I finally wrote a little side story that comes after For The Want Of A Jewel!

General Valdek, the great bulwark of Miska, arrives at the Dread Warlord's Keep.

#fanfic #for the want of a jewel #side story

[formlessvoidbeast]

newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

#life of ts #writing #fanfic #seriously newbies don't do this #if the fic is really that bad get a beta reader to help you make it unbad #and if it isn't then fake it till you make it and stop shitting on it

[formlessvoidbeast]

i'm currently unemployed... and i'm drawing again... coincidence?

#I still love these garbage men so much #junkrat #roadhog #overwatch #art

[formlessvoidbeast]

last line tag game! I was tagged by @amielot!

This is from the document entitled "heist 2 electric boogaloo":

“Lead on, lovely Rachel,” Lupin made his best adoring eyes at her and ignored that he could feel the wet stickiness of Jigen's blood soaking through his own pant leg. “I would follow an angel like you to the ends of the earth.” Rachel laughed, the sound echoing through the hollow spaces of the earth as they followed her down a short drop into what seemed like a storm drain—easier footing, at least. Lupin hitched Jigen up a little bit, and kept them moving.

I tag anyone whose last sentence includes the letter 'e' who wants to play!

#life of ts #tag meme #last line #tw: blood #sneaky peek #Lupin III

[formlessvoidbeast]

Cover art to fanfic by @formlessvoidbeast (details, sketch and line).

#art #lupin iii #padparadscha is the prize! #I love seeing art progress pics

[formlessvoidbeast]

Hey, let's talk about how absolutely amazing it was to get this artwork from @dasha-ko!

I stumbled into Dasha's email with dollars clutched in my sweaty little hands, several of the most incoherent sentences ever composed in the English language, and the world's most hideous pencil sketch. I'm not kidding. This thing is so wretched I'm putting it under a cut:

NOW SCROLL BACK UP AND ADMIRE THE REAL ART

Dasha is clearly some kind of very powerful magician, whose abilities should be revered.

Anyway, I highly recommend commissioning artists! It is an absolute delight and there are no downsides.

artwork commissioned from the amazing @dasha-ko!

The newly unearthed World's Largest Padparadscha Sapphire was secretly sold to a mysterious private collector before Lupin could even take a crack at stealing it. Pride demands that he track it down and correct this error in ownership! But all is not as it seems on the buyer's unnamed island off the coast of Aruba. A strange perfume is in the air, and dangerous flowers are beginning to bloom where they do not belong.

Will the Lupin Gang get their prize? Or will their adventures meet an ignoble end languishing in an Aruba prison?

Padparadscha is the Prize -- Master Post

At 24k and complete, this rollicking heist fic is full of hijinks, shenanigans, and of course, smut. None of the characters are remotely Hinged, and they're having a grand time of it!

Deadly Flowers! Mad Perfumery! And the 'girl of the week' is a beautiful boy this time, for equality.

[read now on AO3]

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!

#life of ts #my skills are not in the visual arts #so I commissioned an artist #and dasha-ko came through like a champ #lupin iii #art

[formlessvoidbeast]

Source @ X

ID: tweets from @boulevarddouble:

okay SO. Just FYI i have an insider contact and i asked him about this new google drive nsfw scare.

backing up is never a bad idea.

99% of people will be unaffected, and this is NOT a crackdown on having nsfw content on gdrive

"What I think has happened is that drive has made several updates to its spam/abuse filtering and one of the focuses is trying to catch spammers who share explicit things in docs with random emails. Which is good in theory, but has the potential to hit false positives."

his recommendation is to keep NSFW words out of your doc titles and instead of sharing the "open link", share directly with you beta's email addresses.

It is also more likely to flag up explicit images, though that is less likely to be a fic problem.

/end ID

#I switched to cryptpad ages ago #and do not regret in the slightest #but this is good info for those still chained to gdocs #signal boost #still making backups is good practice

[formlessvoidbeast]

heyyyy you want to listen to me read a smutty ghostfucking fic? because I read my smutty gay ghostfucking fic and then @inthebrainofalamb did Powerful Magics to make it sound all pretty and you should listen!

[clicky this link here]

#podfic #this fic is a lemon #every gentle air that dallied #ghosts

[formlessvoidbeast]

read on AO3

#jiglup #lupin iii #jigen daisuke #arsene lupin iii #daisuke jigen #heist fic #padparadscha is the prize!