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Today i called my dad and he was drunk with the neighbor and he didn’t hung up so i was listening his talk and he was bragging about how happy and proud he was about his daughters. The neighbor was telling him that it doesn’t matter how good a father you’re to your sons, sons are always unos hijos de la chingada. My dad was telling him how lucky he felt of having only daughters, while i was sad that he was drunk it is nice to hear how he feels even though he never says it that openly.

#dad

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It’s sad to think that me and my sisters had such different lives in regards to my father

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Since we change to the new office in January, we got to meet the whole Fed Progrms team, and I rencountered with one of my classmates from 1st-4th grade. Mario. I didn’t remember him at first, I thought he was someone else and I do not interact with him at all since he works upstairs, but last night I dreamt we were dating and it was so cute. He was at my house and I was preparing food for him and he has all lovey dovey w/ me. I don’t even find him attractive in real life but it was such a cute dream. I introduced him to my parents and all in my dream lmaoooo

#dreams

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“Tu mamá siempre me preguntaba que si aun la iba a querer cuando fuera viejita…”

I know he wanted to get old with her…he misses her so much.

#dad #divorce

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found this really cool website for all of the music lovers out there! all you have to do is a pick a year, and you get all of the songs you want! its perfect for going back and listening to old music that you used to jam to back in your emo days. here is the link :)

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Cleaning

clean bathroom tips

organize your closet

how to fix a leaky faucet

how to keep a clean kitchen

removing stains from your carpet

Money

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

a list of stress relievers

how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter

how to avoid a hangover

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food

recipes that take 30 minutes or less

Yummy apple thing

Brownie in a cup

Cookie in a cup

French bread pizza

Egg tacos

panera mac n cheese recipe

different salad recipes

harry potter recipes

healthy recipes

various cookie recipes

chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping

s’mores pie 

nutella hot chocolate

peanut butter nutella swirl cookies

cookie in a mug

starbucks holiday drinks

fruit leathers 

brownie in a mug

how to make ramen 1000x better

eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)

make recipes using things you already have

how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 

make different flavored lemonades

various desert recipes

make tiny chocolate chip cookies

20 dishes every cook should know

learn how to make your own tea

Macaroni and cheese in a mug

Study snacks (2)

40 on-the-go breakfast recipes

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants 

Getting an apartment

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap 

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to get a book published

how to knit

how to use a polaroid camera

how to solve a rubik’s cube

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

learn how to do yoga

100 tips for life

learn how to make your own cards

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“We’re getting divorced because we love each other, and we both realize that we don’t have enough of what the other needs. When we decided to get divorced, I wrote a note with all the things I loved about her, and gave it to her. She got very emotional and started crying. Then three days later, she wrote me a similar note. But here’s the thing— she wrote it on the back of a recycled piece of paper. She wrote it on the back of an advertisement or something. So I called her out on it. And she said: ‘I knew you were going to bring that up. If you cared, you wouldn’t mind what it was written on.’ And I said: 'Well, if you cared, you’d have gotten a fresh piece of paper.’”

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In celebration of Marc Jacobs’ series of limited-edition accessories in collaboration with the release of Stephanie LaCava's memoir, An Extraordinary Theory of Objects (P.S.- 100% of proceeds will be donated to Child Mind Institute), we have created a timeless piece of our own. If your New Year’s resolution was to be more creative and start making things, get on it - the clock’s ticking! Crave for curiosities, scour your local flea market, toy stores or jewelry boxes, and get on board with a DIY that supports the theory that time flies!  

To create: Coat twelve plastic insects with silver spray paint. Once fully dried, adhere mounting tape to the back of each bug. Mount the clock dial in the desired place and stick each bug around at the correct hour. For extra precision, you may want to mark the hours with a pencil before mounting the bugs. 

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Jantelagen

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Pasé de nunca haber besado en la vida a cojer y todo. Lástima que era pito chico. Pero al menos estaba circuncidado. Lo malo tmb es que duró 1hr and he wasn’t that good so i was hoping for it to be over.

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Never has a man made my life easier

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Claro que te extraño, tu te vas y falta algo aquí - Papá

#javbaez #papa #arkansas

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Siempre se extraña a la gente que uno quiere - Papá

#papa #javbaez #Arkansas

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Humans are so predictable. Quite boring if you ask me.

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“Stop trying to find the forest and just enjoy the trees” - Sally Coulter

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It’s lonely being the one who initiates.

#text #relationships #friends #romance #thoughts

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Things I miss from before being confined

Wearing my hair down

Social contact + actual body language

Wearing clothes other than pijamas

The make up ritual

Privacy at home

Actually looking forward to the future

Being able to go to the supermarket without feeling like i’m in a war zone

#text #covid 19 #coronavirus #sad #depression #thoughts