Los Santos news reporting on a high speed chase downtown, probably the result of bank heist or similar crime, but actually it’s just the Fakes trying to see if they can get an ice cream from the ice cream truck without it stopping
Alfredo, immediately: Do you think you’d ever fall in love with an alien?
Trevor: I think I could.
Both: Yeah.
Alfredo: Like if their anatomy was very similar-
Trevor, interrupting: It doesn’t even have to accommodate my anatomy! Y'know?
Alfredo: Oh, interesting.
Trevor: I’ve seen Shape of Water.
Alfredo, after a slight pause: True…
Trevor: There could be things hidden away in orifices that I don’t know about.
Alfredo, slightly laughing: Oh?
Trevor: I’m willing to explore new horizons.
Alfredo: Oh I was scratchin’ the surface, this man’s goin’ in…
Trevor: Like an astronaut!
Christian: You just dove all in…
Alfredo agreeing: Dove all in! And you lathered it up and he was in!
Trevor: Hey listen, you scratched into somethin’. Maybe there’s a reason this guy wanted to be a rocket scientist. I wanted to explore the great beyond!
[Christian laughing.]
Alfredo: I don’t think I’d be against. If there was like just like no hazards or whatever
Trevor: Yeah
Alfredo: And I actually had a connection.
Trevor: Okay! Now you got a great connection with this uh alien-
Alfredo: Right!
Trevor: But then you find the sinister underbelly of the whole thing, the aliens are actually trying to wipe us out. This particular alien? A total twist on the whole plot. They actually love you!
Alfredo: Right!
Trevor: But, what do you do?
Alfredo: Well, the bigger concern there is not getting wiped out. [Laughing] For sure.
Trevor: [Hums of agreement] It’s the two of you against the universe.
Sorry this is so out of the blue but I had been strolling down RT memory lane and come across your blog where I saw the ask about this deleted tweet. Managed to finally find it so wanted to share in case anyone on tumblr wanted the closure 💖
“Hello. It’s a Jungle Out There, so we don’t want you to be Alone Too Long without some of Achievement Hunter’s TOP musical choices to sing. Let it Be known that It’s Not Unusual to think our favorite songs can turn the most Blue of days right around. That’s not just What a Fool Believes. It’s true!”
Achievement Hunter put out a playlist of some of their favorite songs, and might I say this is a fucking great playlist
man if u ever in your life have the opportunity to see a therapist i’m literally begging you to do so bc they really do just straighten your stuff out so blunt like when I was 17 my dad died in a fire while he was between life insurance so we had nothing and the bank took our house and we lost like everything and when I was 20 I said I didn’t know why I think the way I do and my therapist said “that’s normal for victims of trauma” and I said “but I haven’t been through any trauma” and the look she gave me was more potent than any verbal wakeup call I’ve ever gotten in my entire life