Boyfriend, watching Achievement Hunter Minecraft, specifically watching Alfredo: Why are they not shift-clicking to put on items or put them in their hot bar?
Me, fond as hell: They don't know they can.
Boyfriend: You mean Alfredo doesn't know?
Me, even more fond: None of them know.
Boyfriend: How long have they been playi--
Me: Nine years.
Boyfriend: NINE YEARS???
Me, gazing lovingly at these morons I have chosen to love: Yeah 😊.....
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