Don’t ever tell a girl that she’s average. That’s very mean.
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boiled water rest in peace you will be mist
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Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
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I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
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I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay. He woke up.
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