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haroldjaffe · 11 hours
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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haroldjaffe · 14 hours
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The Third House | Book One
Coronabeth Tridentarius | Ianthe Tridentarius
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The First Flower of the Ninth
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the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through
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haroldjaffe · 15 hours
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public libraries are so sick. there are five books I want to read and they're all relatively new so they're only available in hardback which is so expensive but it just cost me $0 to place holds on them. five books for zero dollars. it requires nothing but clicking a button and then going to the library to pick them up when they're ready. zero dollars. that's crazy
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haroldjaffe · 17 hours
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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing
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Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.
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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot
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haroldjaffe · 2 days
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Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.
Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’
To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’
The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’
We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.
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haroldjaffe · 2 days
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To The Lab Technician - Jordan Bolton
My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is now available to pre-order! Get it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky
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I think stained glass quilts are becoming what I'm known for. 😅
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I just really enjoy the dramatic effect of bright colors with black.
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As soon as I'm able to sew my own clothes, this is the sort of look I'll be wearing. Why be bland when bold is right there?
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haroldjaffe · 2 days
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A shoulders-up still frame of a man with a furrowed brow wearing a cap and glasses. On the side of his face, a large, dark-grey snail covers one cheek, half his nose, one eye (including the glasses lens), and one eyebrow.
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Dr. Brian Fisher
California Academy of Sciences
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DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU'RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE
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I’ve searched high and low for the wonderful original post because this is amazing and deserves to be rebloged but I hope this is good enough. As thundercrumbs said GET OFF THAT MANS FACE!
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