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bro i’m ready to sleep for two months straight

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this blog is pro johnny depp

this blog is anti amber heard

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Percy: the gods have abandoned this timeline

Nico: ... what

Percy: its an internet thing

Nico: a what?

Percy:

Will: *pats Nico's head* shhh you dont need to know

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This is too precious🥺🥺🥺🥺

Hey! I was wondering if you had any ideas for a younger!batfam??? I hope you're having a wonderful day!!!

Ohh!! I can sure try!

So logically, the youngest we can get is about 12-13-14 years younger (whatever age Damian is). For the sake of consistency, let’s say 14 years younger, as based on this post of mine.

Ages:

Damian: New born (~1 month)

Duke: 3 years old

Tim: 5 years old

Steph: 6 years old

Jason: 8 years old

Cass: 10 years old

Dick: 13 years old

Babs: 15 years old

Alfred: 58 years old

Bruce: 28 years old

So let’s make this make sense. So, keeping the canon steady of Steph and Babs not being Waynes, Bruce would have to adopt/have 6 kids by the age of 28, which is pushing it a little bit (even for him). But let’s go with it anyway.

Dick Grayson has the same backstory and was taken in by a 23-year-old Bruce at age 8. Starting with that fact, all the rest of the kids would have to have come into Bruce’s life in a span of five years. Adoption is a long process, so it may make more sense for some of the kids to be “wards” or foster children of Bruce’s still in the process to be legally adopted. That being said, he loves and protects them all the same.

A year later, Batman finds a toddler (2-3 years old) wandering by himself in crime alley. He quickly discovers the kid is very intelligent for his age and babbles non-stop. Bruce cannot help but warm up to the child, and “banters” with the babble until he makes the grim discovery of the fate of the child’s mother. He stays with to kid until the police arrive, and a little bit after that, electing not to disappear into the shadows quite yet. As Bruce Wayne, he learns the name of and tracks down Jason Todd in the foster system and starts the legal process of adoption.

Not even six months later, a 6-7 year old Cassandra cain seeks out batman by breaking into Wayne Manor. Bruce almost has a heart attack coming home after work to see another child sitting at his dining room table with his two. She has come to ask Batman to train her, but instead Bruce does all in his power to remove her from her toxic home situation. She becomes close with Jason and Dick, who had been learning ASL in school and were excited to make a new friend. Soon, she’s on her way to becoming their new official sister.

Bruce gets one and a half years with his three musketeers before a frantic knock at the door gets their attention. They’re in the living room playing a heated game of Uno with extra made-up rules when Alfred leads a crying toddler into the living room, along with a pair of lawyers and a social worker. The trio leads Bruce away while Alfred tries to calm the child. “The Drakes had no suitable next-of-kin to take Timothy in. You’re named as the god-father. But we understand if-” “I think this house has room for one more.” Bruce had known the quiet boy from his gala appearances where his mother passed him around the other socialites while he held a straight face. He’d been suspicious of the Drake’s parenting from the first month they had Tim home, where he saw them leave to catch a plane without him. He’d been practically raised by nannies. Was it an impulsive decision? Yes. Does he regret it? Absolutely not.

Bruce and his growing gaggle of children were familiar with the Thomases; Mrs. Thomas did consulting work for WE and the younger ones’ favorite playground was in Duke’s neighborhood (Bruce can easily assume that Duke’s being there was a main reason for that specific playground to be their favorite). When his parents are tragically infected with Joker gas, Bruce is one of the first to know. He consoles a confused and traumatized Duke, who does not let go of Bruce’s shoulders when the social worker comes to speak with him. The Thomases don’t have any family on this side of the country, and Duke isn’t in any state to be moved a long distance away from his parents to live with people he barely knows. So, Bruce is the best choice to take care of Duke, and he does so happily. 

Well, his entire family wasn’t “planned” per say, but Damian was certainly the most unexpected. Talia was at his doorstep for maybe 30 seconds, uttering only: “Teach him to be like you.” Bruce had experience with children, but none as young as Dami. He called in other heroes to watch over Gotham while he stayed up all night with the baby: consoling, feeding, and changing when necessary. The other kids were fascinated by their little brother, and often begged to hold or feed him. Dick always excelled at his position of older brother, but has a special bond with Damian. 

I kind of love this. Hope it was what you were looking for!

Lemme know of you guys want any of this expanded upon.

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Canon things that we should not let fall into obscurity:

• Dick was an excellent basketball player and played on the school team

• Dick plays both the guitar AND the accordion

• Jason had a pet dog when he was itty bitty. The dog's name was Sparky

• Tim is a skater. He skateboards and is pretty damn good at it, both as Tim and Robin

• Tim and Bruce both like The Clash. Alfred is Britishly Offended by their music

•Jason loved books as a kid. To support this, Bruce had a mini library built right in his bedroom

•Alfred and Bruce collected first edition books ever since Bruce was a little kid. It's implied this tradition was also carried on with Bruce and Jason

•Damian steals items from his brothers. He's stolen a helmet from Jason, escrima sticks from Dick, possibly one of Tim's bo staffs and I'm 75% sure he's stolen one of his father's cowls

•Barry Allen's real name for a time was Barrence Allen.

•Tim was a boarding school kid. He spent the first half of his life in boarding schools and didn't go to a semi normal school until he moved in with Bruce and went to Gotham Academy.

•Tim did not drop out of high school, he was kicked out because his father did not pay the Brentwood boarding school tuition (because posh boarding schools don't let you attend if you have no means of paying or aren't there on scholarship). It's unclear if Tim ever finished high school or if he just got a GED.

•Correction!: After Brentwood, Tim did go back to a local high school. Unfortunately, he had to drop out again after Bruce died and Tim went on his infamous search. (Thanks everyone who pointed this out!)

•Cass is teaching herself how to read and gets very frustrated with it, but is stubbornly pushing through. We're very proud of her

•Duke has a Nest. He has his very own base of operations and it is stellar

•Steph's father was friends with Edward Nigma. The Riddler spent some time living in Steph's house with their family. They probably had to share a bathroom. (Imagine that chaos)

•Baby Steph dressed up in a cape and Super shirt and pretended to be Superman

•There are four members of the Dead Robin club: Jason, Damian, Steph, and Dick. He was once dead for about five minutes, killed by Lex Luthor before being rescusitated. Cass's nomination is up in the air as she has died but was not a Robin.

•Only Tim is member of the Thought Dead But Not Really Robin club

•Duke is the lucky bastard to be part of neither club. He lives in terror of the day he gets a membership

•Damian tried to kill Victor Zsasz. He really thought he succeeded. But Victor survived and no one's really sure how, and the fact that Damian did his best to kill him is never mentioned again

•Roy Harper's original vice was heroin addiction due to being undercover. In Rebirth it was retconned into an alcohol addiction.

•Talia. Is. A. Good. Person. And. Morrison. Fucked. Her. Over.

•For a time, it was believed that Lady Shiva was Jason's birth mother

•It is unclear if Two Face has been disbarred from practicing law or not

Update: Sorry for any mistakes I made.

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Ruby Bridges was the first black child to desegregate the all-white William Frantz Elementary School in Louisiana during the New Orleans school desegregation crisis in 1960.

This movie made me cry, I was so heart broken by how Ruby Bridges was treated! She was only 6, but was so strong. She is a very brave girl and she did not care what the white folks called her.

People are simply disgusting to minimize people by skin color!

Ruby you might not think you’re a hero… But to other people you are! You are A HERO and you are A PERSON WHO MADE AMERICA CHANGE!

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Hnn ngggg soft tonyyyyy

Here’s a really silly comic of Tony adopting a puppy…

#i fucking live for soft tony #soft tony #soft tony stark #marvel #marvel fanart

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This man (thatgreygentleman) is one of my favorite creators and his hot take on Zuko’s coronation is amazing

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Divergent Evolution Part 6/10

….I’m checking for a concussion again.

Divergent Evolution (Previously untitled h/c logince comic!) Part 6/10

Part 1 

To be updated weekly. 

So its been…a LONG time since I updated this comic, but I’ve been chipping away at it during lock down and I reckon I now have enough done that I can start posting without any danger of another massive hiatus :D I’m sorry for the delay, but thank you SO MUCH to everyone who has patiently waited for me to get back to it <3.

Fair warning - I’m sticking with the original outline/script which was written pre Redux so whilst this is still heading to the fluffy, comfort side of hurt/comfort the ending is a bit more bitter sweet than originlay intended.

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I fucking love this fandom

IM WHEEZING!

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Somebody please make a fanfic about thissss

PETER PARKER GETTING ABUSED BY SKIP AND TONY PUTTING ON HUS HOTTEST LEATHER JACKEG AND KILLING SKIP I SAID WHAT I SAID

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You are, tony. You are.

Two Different Faces

Established Starker

Inspired by this: @whenstarkerwillbecanon

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“Peter is going to kill me.” Tony moaned, hands rubbing furiously at his smooth face.

Clint halted in his tracks, making his way back to Tony now that he knew he didn’t have to run from him. “Why was that your first thought?” He nearly sounded offended. “I just shaved your goatee. You know, your pride and joy? Why aren’t you trying to kill me?” 

“I can kill you later,” Tony waved him off, “The goatee is Peter’s pride and joy. He’s going to leave me when he sees it’s gone!”

Clint snorted. “Don’t you think you’re being a bit dramatic?”

Tony shook his head gravely. “Peter loves my goatee more than he loves me.” 

Clint scratched his chin absentmindedly. “I don’t get why. It looks — well, looked — weird.” 

“Well, Peter likes it,” Tony sniffed haughtily, “And he likes the beard burn.”

“So grow it back.” Clint shrugged. “Once it’s back, Peter will get back together with you.” 

“That’ll take at least a month!” Tony snapped, running his hands through his hair in frustration. “Barton, if my boyfriend leaves me for this, you’re dead.” 

“I still think you’re being dramatic. You seriously think he’ll break up with you because you don’t have facial hair anymore?” Clint asked skeptically. 

Tony glowered at him. “He’ll call it ‘taking a break’. Just wait and see, he’ll be packing his bags by tomorrow morning. And if he does, you’ll be following suit.”

“You want me to keep him company while you’re on break?” Clint teased, wiggling his eyebrows. 

Tony blew out a long breath, clearly trying to keep his cool, “Clint, I swear to God, if you sleep with my boyfriend—”

“He wouldn’t technically be your boyfriend at that time.” Clint pointed out. 

“What’s this about sleeping with me?” A new voice joined the conversation, Peter entering the room with his brows raised curiously. 

Clint lifted a hand in greeting. “Oh, we’re just talking about me sleeping with you while you and Tony are on a break.”  

“You’re not into guys,” Peter laughed, “And Tony and I aren’t taking a break.” 

“You might be after this, apparently.” Clint snickered, gesturing at Tony’s face. 

Peter glanced at his boyfriend’s clean shaven face and froze, mouth falling open in shock. 

Tony cleared his throat nervously. “Peter, baby, love of my life—”

“Am I?” Peter demanded, gesturing at his head wildly, nearly smacking his chin, “Because after seeing this, I don’t think I believe you. What, you like breaking my heart, is that it? Or is this because I watched Kitchen Nightmares without you?”

“You what?” Tony gaped at him, “Pete, that’s supposed to be our show.”

“And your beard is supposed to be our beard.” Peter said sharply. “What did you do?”

“Funny story,” Tony forced a grin, “Clint here thought it’d be hilarious if he shaved off my beard.”

Peter snapped his head in Clint’s direction. “You did this?” 

“Yup.” Clint nodded easily. 

“I’m giving you one day to find somewhere to lay low, and then I’m gonna hunt you down and make you pay.” Peter said through gritted teeth, quiet and deadly. “Starting now.”

Clint eyed him warily. When Peter’s cold disposition didn’t thaw, he gulped and darted out of the room, trying to recall how long it would take to get to Russia and find somewhere to stay for, say, a month…a year?…maybe a decade, just to be safe.

Tony tensed and turned to Peter, keeping his eyes glued to the floor. “You’re not going to break up with me, are you?” He asked hesitantly.

“Tony, no.” Peter laughed, running a reassuring hand up his arm. “I know I love your goatee, but it’s your body. I’m not gonna tell you what to do with it; that’s not my right. Besides, you didn’t exactly have a choice in shaving it off — this is all Clint.” 

Tony’s shoulders slumped with relief, head dropping to rest on Peter’s. “Are you going to kill him?”

“Nah. I just wanna scare him off so he doesn’t do this again.” Peter shook his head, a faint smile flickering on his lips. 

“You’re evil.” Tony declared, pulling away to drop a loud kiss on his cheek. 

Peter cringed back. “Ew, are you slobbering on me?” 

Tony rolled his eyes fondly. “Shut up, you know you love it.” 

“I don’t know where you’re getting your information from. TMZ?” Peter asked innocently. 

“We don’t say that name in this household.” Tony shuddered.

“As long as you acknowledge that you’ve got false information, I don’t care.” Peter pressed a kiss to Tony’s mouth and pulled away reluctantly. “Now, how do you feel about Chinese for dinner?”

“We had that two days ago.” Tony complained, slinging an arm over his shoulder as they started walking to the kitchen. 

“I don’t see you coming up with any ideas!” Peter said defensively. 

“Fine, Chinese it is.” Tony grumbled, lips twitching despite himself when Peter pumped his fist victoriously. 

“I knew you’d come around.” Peter grinned.

Tony shrugged playfully. “I’m just grateful you love me more than the beard, after all.” 

“To be fair, the beard is pretty high up on the list.” 

Tony scowled. “I’m not competing with a goddamn beard.”

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This is too adorbsss

starker- red lines

warnings: mpreg, abo dynamics

a/n: in my abo universes it’s extremely common for couples to have at least 2 kids or more, so that’s why peter refers to them as the pups :)

Two red lines.

Peter’s throat feels like it’s full of cotton as he stares down at the pink plastic. 

There’s absolutely no way.

Him and Tony have been trying for years. They’ve gone through countless heats and ruts trying to conceive, but to no avail. And now he’s here, with a little test that says he’s pregnant. Hot tears stream down his cheeks as he keeps his gaze on the test. 

Of course, a small voice tells him it could be a false test. He could have gotten one from a faulty batch. But joy finds a way to bubble up in his stomach. 

He puts the test back on the granite counter and grabs a second one. He goes through the motions and eagerly waits for the results of the second test. He itches to immediately start making a Pinterest board for the babies’ room, but he knows the heartbreak would be so much worse if he were to lose them. 

Once 5 minutes have passed, he flips over the second test.

It’s positive. 

Peter can’t help but squeal and spin around. He’s going to have pups. Tony’s pups. His handsome, strong, perfect alpha’s pups. He wonders who they’ll look more like. Will they have his freckles and his curls? Or Tony’s dark hair and gentle eyes? They’ll probably tan really easily, since Tony is the epitome of Italian.

Oh Tony.

How will he tell his alpha? He wants to rush down to his office right now and tell him, but he could be in a meeting. So he’ll just have to wait until his mate comes up to the penthouse for lunch. 

“FRIDAY? Can you ask Tony when he’s coming upstairs?” Peter asks as he exits the bathroom.

“Sure thing, Peter.” 

The omega pads through the bedroom and the hallway into the kitchen, a hand on his belly and a smile on his face. 

“Boss says he’ll be up in an hour and that he loves you.” 

Peter giggles to himself happily. 

The tile of the kitchen floor is cold on Peter’s bare feet. The omega hurries around the kitchen, getting what he needs to make both Tony and him a turkey sandwich. By the time he has two sandwiches with chips and water on the table, only 15 minutes have passed. He groans, quickly becoming impatient. Why does Tony have to work all the time? He wishes his alpha could just stay home with him.

For the next 45 minutes, Peter caves and spends his time looking at baby clothes and room ideas on Pinterest. He wonders if Tony will let him paint their room himself. 

Peter perks up when he hears the elevator doors open.

Tony appears from around the corner, looking tired, but happy.

“Alpha!” Peter squeals, jumping out of his chair and rushing over to Tony. The older man opens his arms wide and Peter attacks him with a hug. He’s so warm and soft; Peter could hug him forever. 

“Oh, my omega,” Tony purrs, squeezing Peter tight. He presses kisses to the top of the young boy’s head. Peter keens from the attention, and stands on his tippy-toes so he can nose at Tony’s sharp jawline. 

“I missed you,” He mumbles, giving the alpha a loving lick to his cheek. Tony chuckles softly and kisses Peter’s forehead.

“It’s only been 4 hours, sweetheart,” He reminds the omega. Peter pouts, furrowing his eyebrows. 

“That’s too long, alpha,” He complains, letting Tony rock him side to side gently. 

“I was actually thinking of getting a small sofa in my office for you. I’ll put it right in front of the window, so you can sleep in the sun all day. How does that sound?” Tony tells him, brushing one of his silky curls out of his eyes. Peter smiles, thrilled with the idea. 

“I’d love that,” He says softly. “It’ll be really useful soon.”

Tony looks at him, confused.

“What do you mean, honey bunny?” He asks, cupping Peter’s cheek in his hand. The omega takes a shaky breath before speaking.

“I’m pregnant,” He says softly, his voice barely a whisper. Tony is silent, lips parted in awe. For a split second, doubt crosses Peter’s mind. What if Tony doesn’t want pups? Will he kick Peter out, letting him fend for himself?

“You’re serious?” Tony croaks, cupping Peter’s face in his shaky hands. The omega nods.

“Oh, baby!” Tony shouts, scooping Peter up in his arms and spinning him around. The younger man squeaks happily, wrapping his own thin arms around Tony’s neck. 

“I love you, I love you, I love you,” The alpha murmurs, peppering kisses all over Peter’s face. He puts the omega back on the ground, but continues to hug him. Peter nuzzles into Tony’s neck, taking in deep breaths of his scent. He smells so good, so perfect, like metal and cologne and firewood.

“Pups. Our own pups,” Tony babbles. Peter laughs softly. “FRIDAY, tell Pepper I won’t be able to make it to the rest of the meetings today.”

Peter looks up at his mate in confusion. Tony just grins at him.

“Will do, Sir.” FRIDAY replies from above. Tony kisses Peter’s head again. 

“My beautiful mate, carrying our beautiful pups,” He murmurs, slipping his right hand between the two, resting it on Peter’s tummy. “I bet they’ll be alphas. Big and strong.”

The omega snorts and pinches his mate’s cheek. 

“I think they’ll be little omegas,” Peter says, resting the side of his face against Tony’s chest.

“Whatever they are, they’ll be perfect. Just like you.”

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Yes yes yes all the yeses

batfamily on reality tv headcanons

The Beginnings

Bruce Wayne is approached by a popular reality TV studio with a specific request

They want the Waynes to appear in an episode of a show that follows prominent families to film their dynamics and ways of living

And it so happens that every bat kid LOVES THIS SHOW

They sometimes skip out on patrol to watch it as it airs

They easily get sucked into the drama

“Hey, did you see that Katie from the Mayron family disowned her daughter last night?”

“she WHAT??”

“Hey guys I love the show and everything but can we focus on the gun that pointed at my head right now? Thanks.”

Bruce, at Sunday dinner: “So everyone, for full transparency I must disclose that yesterday I was approached by the makers of some show called ‘Keep-’”

“YES YES 100% YES”

The Episode

It wasn’t even arguable at that point

Bruce went along with it, supposedly because turning it down would look “suspicious” but really he saw how happy it made his family

Their episode is WILD and widely regarded as the best one of the series

Starts out with a house tour led by Bruce and Alfred with meddling kids littered throughout the place

After that it follows them around a typical day and literally every scene is turned into a meme

Tim goes face first into a bowl of cereal after accidentally falling asleep at breakfast

The kids have a handstand contest to see who sits shotgun

There’s not enough room for all the kids in one car

Duke sits on Cass’ lap

Dick and Damian squeeze into the trunk between the jumper cables and a spare tire

Tim just jogs beside the car because he got there last

CARPOOL KARAOKE

Follows the kids getting ready for a press conference

No one can find Jason

Stephanie wears bright blue eyeshadow and refuses to take it off

Bruce goes to yell at Dick but literally cycles through every other name before he gives up

This happens

After the popularity, Bruce is again approached for a spinoff series

*deep sigh* “I can’t do this again…. I’m too weak…”

Notable Quotes

“And here’s the grand staircase whose- *loud crash* -railings are not intended to be a sliding board, Richard-”

Jason: “And here’s my room. Well, it was my room until some crackhead moved in.” Tim, off camera: “Stop calling me a crackhead! You know I was afraid of getting my flu shot!”

Camera man: “so you named your cat after your butler? Isn’t that a little weird?” Damian: “Look this cat in the eyes and tell me that he is not an Alfred.”

“I’m the only sane person in this family.” -everyone, at least once

“Screw you, Bruce! I wish Batman was my dad!”

“Superman wouldn’t treat me like this!”

Tim: “I’m running away to join the circus!” Dick: “Okay, first of all, any self-respecting circus wouldn’t even consider taking you. Secondly-”

Interviewer: “So Barbara, do you consider yourself a part of the Wayne family?” Babs: “Yes, but I’m hoping the emancipation papers go through smoothly.”

“Bruce trusted me, a seventeen year old, to run his entire billion dollar company and y’all think he’s Batman? Sad.”

Steph, to Bruce: “you’re just not that interesting to look at.”

ask and you shall receive - feel free to add on - requests open

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... i was waiting for someone to say this

ASTA IS USING TALK MAGIC

THE DISTANT COUSIN OF TALK-NO-JUTSU

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Tony: Have you no self-preservation, kid?

Pepper, Rhodey, and May, looking at Tony, eyebrows raised and crossed arms : You're one to talk.

Spiderman: That’s a crazy idea

Spiderman: Insane

Spiderman: It doesn’t make sense

Deadpool: You’ll do it?

Spiderman: Of course.

#they are so done #tony has no self presevation #peter parker is a little shit #incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #avengers #spiderman #tony stark #tony stark is a little shit #genius idiots who dont know how to take care of themselves #marvel #mcu #iron man #spiderson #irondad

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