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The Electoral College is a vestige of slavery. Getting rid of it would improve democracy.

One person, one vote.

#electoral college #abolish the electoral college

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garf :3 💜💙

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a friend just messaged me all "i need help with neurodiverse stuff" and i was thinkin it might be serious and was like "sure what's up" and she goes on like "my kid stuck 1/4 a cup of seasoning salt under my pillow last night, the fuck was that"

#it was a setup to the greatest punchline of their life so far #when asked why they put seasoning salt under your pillow they were going to say 'Are you salty about it?' #or 'It was assault' #they wanted to spice up your life #its a reminder theyre neurospicy #the kid is the secret lovechild of the Sandman and Mrs Dash

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“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem

#girl its not like Tumblr sends me updates on when someone blocks me #unless i know them personally or theyre famous im not gonna know any different #like how am i gonna know unless i try to search for them specifically and i can't find them #girlie no one on here is that much of a main character to me #not to sound self absorbed but #i am the main character #if im the villain in someone elses story that's fine #block me babes idc #and its really not that deep #i think ive blocked someone for saying they dont like bread and butter pickles #would i be rude to them irl over their pickle opinions? #no probably not #but if i feel so strongly that i dont want to see any of their opinions on my dash ever again then ill block them #it is what it is #focus on what makes YOU happy and apply that same logic to other people #if theyre spreading harmful misinformation report it if you can block and move on #and accept you cant fix everyone #people gonna people

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#Jan 6th insurrection #trump coup #never trump #republican assholes #traitor trump #crooked donald #republican hypocrisy #corporate greed #republican party

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Also, from a retail employee, you need to understand this rule bending was a one time deal. If you're in a similar situation in the future, do NOT say "Well they did this last time".

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.

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#threads #threads app #jk rowling #tw jkr mention #cw jkr #jkr is trash #i do not support jkr #anti jkr #fuck jkr #screw jkr #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtqia+ #lgbt #lgbtq community #trans community #harry potter #current events #social justice #human rights #important #emma watson #daniel radcliffe

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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Honestly, Solomon is the type of guy that makes me wanna go full social worker on is arse. Like, what the ever shitting fuck is his damage.

Why the fuck does he hate his nephew this much? Sebastian is trying everything to save his sister and all Solomon does is swoop in and go "ROOOAAAARRR! NOOOOO!" *angrily destroys whatever cure the boy has found*.

Like.

Why.

Just let the kid try, for fucks sake. It's how he copes. It's part of the grieving process. The boy is fifteen and may be about to lose his sister after he already lost his parents. Give him a break.

And also, Anne was clearly excited about that cure. So why bother with throwing a fit? What could possibly go wrong? She's in debilitating pain already, it's hardly going to get worse.

And, on top of that: Mr. Super-Auror is awfully quick to abandon Sebastian the second it gets convenient. I'm not sure about you, but, as a caregiver, when I see my charge drift, I try to intervene. Try to catch him and find a reason why this is happening.

Because we are well aware that Sebastian isn't evil. He's desperate. That's a difference. And anyone with more than three braincells should be able to notice that. So when Solomon sees him cast that damn spell, he should have grabbed that boy, given him a stern shake - maybe a good slap to shock that old system - and a fucking hug to try and reel him back into the light. He needed fucking real talk and stability. Stability! But he just throws him away, which leaves Sebastain homeless and quasi orphaned. Wtf.

And then in that final show down he gets hit by one fucking basic cast that he literally provoked out of that desperate fifteen year old nephew of his and he thinks the logical next step is "fire tornado". On both Sebastian AND MC. For some reason.

And while literally trying to fry those two fifteen year old dumbarses alive, he yells shit like "You're no friend of my nephew!" and "It's your fault he went down that path!" to MC which is like bitch wtf. He was like that when we got here, we just didn't toss him aside like apparently everyone else did.

And that bastard is one to talk, pointing fingers while actively trying to turn his nephew and his nephews pal into two piles of Ash.

That guy is so deranged, it's not even funny.

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #solomon sallow #solomon got what he deserved #screw that guy #sebastian did nothing wrong fight me

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They're just GIVING me a house? I don't have to pay a mortgage or down payment?

Babes he can do whatever he wants to me, except kill or attempt to kill me.