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why the FUCK is nobody pulling me in by my necktie in an empty boarding school classroom to messily kiss me then call me a pretentious little prick and shove me away as soon as someone walks in?

it’s homophobic is what it is

(mlm only!)

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Giggling cause I unironiclly burned the first shalespe book I read cause I related too much to it (I was also in middle school)

(My favorite movie at the time was also DPS soooooo-)

“fuck you, my child is completely fine”

ma’am your child read shakespeare for fun in middle school because they related to hamlet

#fuck you my child is completely fine #dead poets society #dark academia #shakespeare

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It's short an stupid but it fixed the brainrot <3

The hannigram fic idea that suddenly started rotting in my brain<33

I love these two crazy mfers a totally normal and reasonable amount

Somewhere in season 2 ig but like also just sorta an AU lmao

I need hannigram domestic bliss (except they're still crazy<3)

.𝆤࿙࿙࿚๋࿙࿚ ⊱♡⊰ ࿙࿚๋࿙࿚࿚𝆤. .𝆤࿙࿙࿚๋࿙࿚ ⊱♡⊰ ࿙࿚๋࿙࿚࿚𝆤.

Will had once again been arrested and then set free because of over lying factors. It was becoming something of a pattern with Will being framed and then coincidently let go because another killer took the fall.

Hannibal, was of course the one still setting up Will, afterall he did stab Will only to moments later confess his love, but he'd be damned if other people kept saving *his* boy.

It was clear these two had a… problematic relationship but Hannibal knew how to be domestic on occasion, and these were one of those occasions.

After stabbing Will and begging for forgiveness while confessing his love, he immediately fled to Italy. Not long after did Will find him, they always knew where the other was. *Somehow*.

So of course Will found himself in Hannibals Italian Villa and one morning Hannibal and Will ended up in the kitchen together, Hannibal was cooking breakfast and Will was being a casual menace.

“William, please put the knives down, I need them to dice the chives.”

“Or I keep holding them, and try to stab you when you get too close.”

Hannibal sighed and continued to prep the needed ingredients for breakfast. “I have already apologized for that, must you keep it over my head forever?”

“No I don't have to, but it's nice seeing you squirm with guilt every time I mention it. More convenient than a gun this early in the morning too.” :3

Hannibal merely gave Will a slightly annoyed look as he took the Knife out of his hands and then kissed Will on the nose before going back to finish breakfast. Will bluescreenned for a moment, while yes Hannibal had admitted his feelings open affection from the man was still a strange concept.

“You're an impossible puzzle to solve Will.”

“Yeah- Anyway whats for breakfast?”

“We have caramelized french toast with a mixed berry compote for your child like behaviours, and I have a fiddlehead omelet with bacon and a homemade salsa.”

“That sounds- Hey wait a minute, I'm not childlike! I'm an FBI agent who have taken care of himself the majority of his life.”

“William, you point a gun at me whenever you want to get your way and pout whenever you remember your dogs are still in the states without you. Furthermore you pout whenever you don't get your way.”

To even further prove Hannibals point, Will pouted as his behaviours were pointed out one by one. The down side of living with and liking a psychiatrist, you tend to get psychoanalysied without your permission.

“Just shut up and make your breakfast already-”

Hannibal smiled smugly as he turned back towards the stove. A few minutes later breakfast was done and plated, Will sat at the bar, causing Hannibal to scowl from his place at the table. He mightve been a cannibal but he still had table manners.

Hannibal silently glared at Will, trying to will Will into sitting at the table. It eventually worked but not in the way Hannibal wanted. Instead of sitting nicely Will was sitting cross legged in one of the chairs and was breaking almost every table etiquette rule there was. But at least he was at the table.

“William…”

“I haven't done anything!”

His eyes narrowed. “Are you quite positive about that William?”

“Uh… yes?”

Hannibal nodded disapprovingly and continued to eat in silence, now Will wasn't nervous per say but he definitely was a little on edge from Hannibals reactions. Knowing his luck he'd end up with an ear in his mouth again while he slept.

Besides that one incident the two had a fairly calm and casual morning. Will did the dishes as Hannibal cleaned the table, after the chores were done the two ended up on the couch together watching some nature documentary that Will liked.

“You know this isn't going to last forever right? If I found you Jack is eventually gonna show up at the door too-”

Hannibal nodded, absent-mindedly pulling Will in closer to his side. “I am well aware of Jack Crawford's efforts to find me but I have ways to delay the inevitable for now.”

Will was about to say something else but Hannibal cut him off with a kiss, even going as far to bite down on Wills lip until it bled- The might have started to be a little more than civil but that didn't mean Hannibal didn't have issues anymore.

A gasp and a soft moan slipped past his lips as Hannibal kissed and bit him. Yet he returned the kiss with a similar fever leading to him tugging on Hannibals shirt, only to then he pulled away from.

A coy looking Hannibal smiled as he looked at Wills flushed face. “Don't get carried away now William, we still have a documentary to finish watching.”

#hannibal nbc #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #nbc hannigram #bro gets called ✨️William✨️ #gay

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Soft Ghoap Thoughts

Don't get me wrong, i'm a feral freak for all the dark!Ghoap content, too. ...but like... lil idiot soft boys who know they love you but also know they love each other and don't know how to use Google to properly define anything between y'all Maybe you met Johnny first and you guys just clicked and then somehow Simon showed up, and now you're all just a sweet little trio And it's not even sexual for the longest time- Simon would be far too traumatized to just go for that and Johnny has his whole manwhore persona, so he wouldn't want to risk pushing you away in the slightest. So you just casually have these two big ass military duded in your apartment (a house? In this economy?) that just casually exist with you. Simon cursing while trying to fix that leaky faucet you've had since before you even moved in, while griping and barking at Johnny to hold the flashlight steady and you're just sitting on the counter watching it all in amusement. (Simon: Bloody hell, just HOLD the thing Johnny: 'm tryin' real hard, LT, real hard Simon: You're clearly fucking NOT and really they're only doing it because of your little giggles and quips as you sit over their shoulder watching, such a pretty baby for them, just bein' around them and blessing them with your presence) Johnny with his arms wrapped around you after a bad day at work and Simon just comes over and flops down nearby like a cat who wants attention but isn't willing to ask for it- so they both just hand around and kinda comfort you, but really they just wanna touch you. You, who is so confused because one minute they're griping and bantering with each other and the next you have Johnny leaving little kisses on your cheeks with a dumb grin while Simon just happily interlocks your fingers with his when you're walking back home from the bar. Simon and Johnny both who are as obsessed and in love with each other as they are you but are too scared to put a label to it in case that's what finally scares you off and they'd rather have some of you than none of you at all. Okay, more soft thoughts coming later <3 I love these war gremlins sm

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Omg pmg omg omg I had a thought

So so we know how Alastors aroace yeah? And that Vox is utterly obsessed

Hear me out!!

When the two were still friends Alastor had

✨️feelings✨️ but like... QPR type feelings which is what led to Vox bein a little obsessive

So when Vox asked Alastor to "join his team" he also asked for a relationship, which of course Alastor knows the type of relationships Vox has, they're sexual an that shit doesn't vibe with Al

So when Al denied him (on both fronts) Vox was confused and hurt yaknow?? Cause playful Alastor suddenly turned into a harsh and cold Alastor

And Vox didn't (wouldn't) understand why that happened so he started to just obsessive tryin to figure out why his best friend and crush now hates his guts

#one sided radiostatic #alastor #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #headcanons #hazbin hotel headcanon #vox #radiostatic

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The immediate guilt I felt from this-

That's what pulls Ghost out if his panic actually, Soap not talking anymore

Instead of panicking bros now crying and apologizing even tho Soap said it was okay

They have a movie night afterwards and cuddle <33

Overstimulated Ghost having a panic attack, Soap tries to help calm him down. But in Ghost's panic he yells at soap to shut up. Soap, who had been told to shut up all his life, does indeed shut up.

#john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #soapghost #call of duty #cod mw2 #cod #i claim this reaction cause ive lived through it before #i have bpd and rage episodes #the apologies are more earnest than the screaming #I just know Ghost would be like that

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You could clicker train Simon "follows instructions to the letter" "please call me a good boy" Riley in two weeks

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WHO WOULD DIVORCE THAT MAN

(I mean I get it, military marriages are hard most of my family is/was military and divorced cause of them)

(But also I just *know* he made every moment with his S/O all about them, that man knew how to leave work at work)

I just know Price is a divorced man. I feel it in my bones. This is my TRUTH. He's a miserable divorced man who keeps his ring wrapped up and stashed in the bottom desk draw in his office. Only Laswell and Ghost know he used to be married.

Laswell actually knows his ex. They shoot each other a short message on christmases and birthdays, and that's it. They both feel too awkward to continue a friendship after the divorce. Ghost, on the other hand, found out on accident when Price was a little too tipsy to control his tongue and let it slip that he used to be married. Ghost had no idea what to say, and Price immediately asked him to forget he said that.

#call of duty #john price #cod #price #mw2 #i feel it in my bones #price is like a giant puppy #no... hes a bear lmaooo #a teddy bear if you will #im so funny

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I love interpretations of Hannibal where he is genuinely doing everything he can to help those he cares about become the best version of themselves

It's just that he genuinely believes that the best version of those around him are menaces to society and he has almost no morals, scruples, or ethics

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We talk about will being a man whore all the time but lets not forget about the man himself: hannibal lecter. Like how down bad do you have to be to wear SILK BRIEFS the day you planned to run away with sad wet rag puppy dog eyes fbi man hmm?? 🤨 Stupid cannibalistic fruit.

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bruh i need to watch the hannibal show tbh

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Someone should sit down Gordon Ramsay and make him blind react to all three seasons of Hannibal

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With Hannibal #1 trending on Tumblr

The clip of “Is Hannibal in love with me?” going viral on Twitter

The upcoming Chicago reunion, once again I scream:

GIVE US SEASON 4, NOW IT’S AS PERFECT OF A TIME AS IT WILL EVER BE‼️

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They'll never know

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I'm too dyslexic to use a keyboard but my phone understands what I'm trying to say

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Imagine that Solomon doesn't like to show his body. In all his outfits (except “arabian clothes”) he is always covered practically up to his neck.

So from that thought, I have the headcanon that Solomon's body is full of marks (I think it's something practically consensual in the fandom xd), not only from pacts with demons, but scars of wounds, marks of magical healing, remains of curses, patterns of ancient rituals done on his own body, traces of his not-aging, and other remains of experiments on his own flesh, because we already know that Solomon had a turbulent life after and before meeting Barbatos. And those marks were another stigma for the other humans, so he started to hide them. He used to cover them up with magic, but there came a time when that was a waste of energy and he stopped doing that.

So imagine now, during Mc and Solomon's living together on the same roof during nightbringer. The sorcerer is comfortable, and he is in the residence where he stayed so many times in the past, so when he leaves his bedroom he forgets to change, coming out in a tank top and shorts, he finds Mc drinking coffee and looking at him with eyes like saucers. When the magician notices, he gets nervous, many people have rejected him because of those marks. But Mc had nothing else to say but:

Mc: *looking him up and down* Nice~

Solomon: *nervous* I can ex- What?

Mc: Your body, your skin, is nice *caressing one of his tattoos* so much history.

Solomon: *blushing* Oh…

Mc: *smiling mischievously* The rest isn't bad either…

Solomon: *redder than a tomato* Mc!!!

Now the sorcerer thinks about changing his closet every time he passes a store.

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