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attempt #4
Patrick: guys !! we need to make more materials!! the fans are literally begging us to make new music now!!
Pete: let me write songs about Mikey
Joe: hey Andy can you go ask a random guy in the street how they'd feel if there's a fob hiatus 2.0
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attempt #6
Gerard: peter fucking wentz stop writing about my little brother or i'll have to kill you
Pete: *blinks* well hi there, brother-in-law
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attempt #13
Patrick: *pushes Josh to Pete* go, do your job
Josh: umm ok
Josh: hey, Pete, you gotta stop writing about Mikey Way. it's just,, weird, y'know
Pete: Josh you're out of the band
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Patrick: If something scares and excites you at the same time, you should do it.
Joe: Time to fuck a blender!
Patrick: Wait no.
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Gerard: What do you have right there?
Frank: A SWORD.
Gerard: NO!
Ray: Oh my god why does he have a sword- WHO GAVE HIM THAT?!?
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Brendon: You know, you were right.
Dallon: About what, specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.
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Brendon, whispering: I really like you and want to kiss you a lot.
Patrick: What?
Brendon: I said you suck.
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Tyler: My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what I have to say.
Frank, not missing a beat while drinking his smoothie: Too unrealistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us.
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absolutely love posting in this font size. i have logged the fuck on and im gonna be a real bastard about it
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Frank: Why do we fight over stupid shit?
Mikey: Because you say stupid shit.
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Dallon: What are you? Twelve?
Brendon: Yeah, on the scale of one to ten!
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Gabe, to Mikey: I love you.      
Mikey: That’s your business.
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Pete: Can we get ice cream?
Joe: What did Patrick say?
Pete: He said no.
Joe: And Andy?
Pete: Rejected.
Joe: And what makes you think I’ll agree to it?
Pete: Because they're not the boss of you.
Joe, Internally: This is a trap. This is a trap. This is a tra-
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Brendon: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Ryan: I'm a knife
Gabe, from the next room: He's a little spoon!
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Nicole: What are you drinking?
Brendon: Vodka.
Mike: Straight?
Brendon: I'm gay?
Dan:
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Gerard: Mikey is never going to hit on you.
Gabe: How do you know?
Gerard: Because I looked at him and I looked at you.
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Alex: *traps a wasp under a cup*
Jack: *walks over and places 2 more cups down*
Alex: Please, no-
Jack: *starts shuffling the cups*
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