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*The gang is about to go to the remnant dimension*
Gabe: Shouldn't-n’t someone give a pep pep talk?
Hikari: Go ahead.
Rose: Be careful.
Riley: Don’t die.
Ella: *Holds back a laugh*
Archimedes: Great. We’re all bloody inspired.
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Ghastly Tree: Ok, maybe we shouldn't have played "Who Had the Worst Upbringing." Sludge has been crying in a closet for about 20 minutes now. We can’t get them out.
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Adam: Attention is not love.
Jesse: Kindness ain't flirting.
Finsley: Silence is not anger.
Dylan: Digiorno is not delivery.
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Anonymous: Not saying I want to undergo drmonic possession, but it might be a nice little break to have someone else steer for a while.
Anomaly: Listen, someone needs to take the wheel and Jesus ain't coming
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Great Guardian: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
King Krab: Only if you also don't ask why.
King Krab: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Great Guardian: ...
Great Guardian, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
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Sludge, panicked: A GIRL JUST ASKED ME OUT.
Subject 1: oh. free dinner.
Sludge: I do not like girls.
Subject 1: but you like dinner.
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Blaze, pulling Luna aside: I recognize this build.
Blaze: If I get up to five miles an hour and dive in at a thirty degree angle, I could clip out of bounds.
Luna, worried: Please don't.
Blaze, already running: WATCH
Luna, screaming: BLAZE, THIS IS FARMTOWN! IT'S NOT GHOST SIMULATOR! STOP!
Blaze: *runs head-first into a wall and ragdolls like a Gmod character*
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Rose: Anxiety!
Hikari: Depression!
Ella, worried: .... and Peggy?
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"I'm an Associate! Wheeeeee!"
-Riley, telling Leo about the Associates
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Hikari: There they are! Hey, Morgan! Ar...
Morgan, laying on a bench: ARCHIEEEE!
Archimedes, head down, back to Hikari, trying to dress a wound:
Morgan: ARCHIE BE GENTLER! DON'T TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES, I'LL FEEL IT MORE!
Hikari: EEK.
*her phone goes off*
AoF Leader: Well, did you find them?
Hikari: Uh... ah! I got an eyelash in my eye! I can't see who those two are!
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"I have crippling depression!"
-Luna, sobbing to the player
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Victoria: What is she doing now?
Archimedes, looking through binoculars: She's just standing there...
Cherry Girl: *doing a Jojo pose*
Archimedes: ...MENACINGLY.
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Morgan: I am Heavy Weapons Guy.
Morgan, pulling Archimedes in: And THIS. Is my weapon.
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King Krab: Everyone here, except me, needs to shut the fuck up.
Magmoraug: *looks at him*
King Krab: ...
King Krab: Everyone here, except me and this dope ass lizard, needs to shut the hell up.
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Great Guardian: I miss my wife, Grimm. I miss her a lot. I'll be back.
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Archimedes: Why is there smoke coming out of my PC?
Morgan: That's gamer smoke. Inhale it to get buffs.
Ella: It was probably stressed out and needed a cigarette.
Rose: This is why they need an air filter, guys.
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Victoria: I AM TIRED OF BEING EVIL ALL THE DEVS DAMN TIME! I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE AND YOU.
Victoria, pointing at Bo: You. I'm so sick of you.
Bo: :(
Luna: ... We did it, gang. We... broke her.
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