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Jon: I did my best to keep everyone safe. I faced entities head on, was kidnapped, almost died on several occassions, I even went deep into the bowels of a coffin after selling my ribs for a chance to save a girl who didn't like me. And yet I have nothing to show for my efforts!

Jon: *Looks around at the apacolypse*

Jon: Well, almost nothing

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Martin, stuck in the spiral: How do I get out of here?

Michelle: Wouldn't you like to know?

Martin: Yes... I would. Thats why I'm asking

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Martin, turning on the tape recorder: And there she goes

Jon: Wait, the tape recorder is a she?

Martin: Well, the tape recorder is awesome, of course she's a she

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S1 Melanie: And this is the footage of the incident!

S1 Jon, sarcastically: Ah yes, and this is Martin. The archive spirit

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Martin: *breaking a vase in the archive*

Martin: Well this just became worth a whole lot less

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Jon: *Rambling about historic facts loosely tied to a statement*

Elias: Jon, you are the Archivist of the Magnus Archives, not a museum guide. Stop sharing dull facts about boring things and get back to work

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Jon: Why? Why didnt you just... leave Gertrude. Before ot was too late

Micheal: When you look at someone through red colors glasses, red flags are just...flags

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Jon: I'm in charge of my own happiness? I can't even be in charge of my breakfast

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Martin: Wow, these little eye guys seem to love you!

Jon: Mm

Martin: What's wrong? I thought you'd be excited something wasn't trying to kill you for once

Jon, sighing: One day you're gonna look around and see that everyone loves you, but no one likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling of all. Being an avatar isn't all it's cracked up to be

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Martin, after the Worm Incident at his apartment: Now if you excuse me, I have to go take a shower so that I can't tell if I'm crying or not

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Tim: If this goes out everyone is gonna see the real me. I've spent my whole life with him and trust me, no ones gonna like the real me

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Jon, after Martin told him je wanted to write his own poetry book: Look, if reading a book you wrote will be anywhere as great as being with you, it will be wonderful

Martin, softly: Thank you

Jon, trying to backtrack from embarrassment: But what do I know about books, I'm just a dumb archivist

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Martin, catching up with Jon at the cabin: So what have you been up to these last couple months?

Jon: Well, I've been pretty busy. I met a girl at a restaurant.

Martin: Did she try to kill you?

Jon: Yes. Then I met a group in America

Martin: Did they also try to kill you?

Jon: Yes. Then I met a girl in the woods

Martin: Let me guess she was-

Jon: An acquaintance, yes. But what she really wanted to do was kill me

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Helen, about to die: Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

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Jon: Sometimes I think I was born with a leak. And any goodness inside of me I started with slowly spilled out of me until it's all gone and I'll never get it back

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Melanie: Are you're other clients as talented as me?

Jon:

Melanie: You're silence speaks volumes

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S1 Martin, doing something for Jon: How is it a 50-50 chance but I feel like no matter what I do I'm 100% wrong?

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