incorrectbellimala
incorrectbellimala
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A magical place where you can get to know the characters of a homebrew 5e D&D campaign through incorrect quotes and art. This Tumblr was set purely for the amusement of the DM and the players of this homebrew campaign. If you stumble across it and enjoy what you see, then that's a nice bonus! Thanks for giving us a visit and having a look at the randomness that is the Belli Mala group. Please feel free to leave a message at the Diplomat's Pouch, or just scroll through invisibly.
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incorrectbellimala · 9 hours ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #731
Guard: Please sit in this chair. I'd like to ask you some questions.
Swin, whispering to Lamlis: Deny everything.
Lamlis: That's not a chair.
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incorrectbellimala · 13 hours ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #730
Sam: It's my birthday, the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.
Swin: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
Sam: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kinda ruins my enjoyment of them.
Swin: Yes, I know.
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incorrectbellimala · a day ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #729
Sam: So apparently, feeling like something is about to go wrong is called 'anxiety' and not 'spider-sense'.
Swin: ... that explains so much.
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incorrectbellimala · a day ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #728
Shaia: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside on the street and thought about returning it, but the owner lived outside of the city so I just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Isla: Okay, that's really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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incorrectbellimala · a day ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #726
Swin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Sam: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Swin: It fucking sucks.
Sam: That’s not constructive criticism.
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incorrectbellimala · 2 days ago
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incorrectbellimala · 2 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #725
Swin: The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories.
Isla: Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences.
Swin: great clearly means different things for us.
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incorrectbellimala · 3 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #722
Shaia: These candies are choking hazards.
Swin: Hmmm, for someone without a gag reflex I would have expected you to shove them down your throat without a second thought.
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incorrectbellimala · 3 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #720
Shaia: Parlay, conference room, in five minutes.
Mort: Parlay?
Lamlis: Pirate code. She wants to meet.
Mort: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Lamlis: I understand it. I can't speak it.
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incorrectbellimala · 3 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #719
Isla: What did you do in there!? Did you kill that man!?
Shaia: I'm happy to discuss today's events, but not if you insist on doing so at this volume.
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