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OFFICIAL UPDATED MASTERLIST

Personal Favorites = ❤︎

HARRY POTTER UNIVERSE:

NEWT SCAMANDER-

amortentia:❤︎   you and newt smell each other in amortentia and try to figure out what your feelings really are.

soft love:   you and newt spend some time together and end up confessing your feelings.

DRACO MALFOY-

under the mistletoe: pansy, blaise and theo try to get draco and you together and they surprisingly succeed.

sleepyhead:❤︎  mornings with draco are your favorite mornings.

bathtub thoughts:❤︎ after being stood up, your best friend draco comes to save the day.

baby: ❤︎   you and draco talk late in the night about your baby.

HERMIONE GRANGER-

it’s just pretend, It’s not real: you get invited to a party and a boy who’s obsessed with you goes too. so, you ask hermione to be your pretend date.

different sides: coming soon

UMBRELLA ACADEMY UNIVERSE:

FIVE HARGREEVES-

ten more, please:❤︎  five really loves kissing you.

warm cuddles and cold coffee:   dating five has it’s benefits. 

snowy priorities:  you sneak out to make a snowman and five finds you.

married and jealous:  you’re married and five’s jealous.

touch:  you like touching five’s hair.  

growing up:  you and five talk about plans for the future.

interrupted: you bother five because you’re bored and needy and he knows he can’t resist you.

hands: five’s siblings finally notice you and five holding hands.

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE:

PETER PARKER-

stupidity:  peter accidently calls you stupid but you don’t care.

WANDA MAXIMOFF-

you’re definitely jealous: you tell wanda about your training with nat and she gets jealous.

lockscreen: coming soon

watch your back: coming soon

LOKI LAUFEYSON-

none yet

DOCTOR WHO UNIVERSE:

ELEVENTH DOCTOR-

time for christmas:  the doctor comes over for Christmas.

#masterlist #five hargreeves x reader #newt scamander x reader #eleventh doctor x reader #draco malfoy x reader #peter parker x reader #marvel #wanda maximoff x reader #loki laufeyson x reader #hermione granger x reader

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𝚃𝙴𝙽 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴, 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 (𝙵.𝙷)

𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝: "𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙸 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎, 𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚗, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎?"

𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍: Okay, so I lowkey can’t remember who requested this but this was such a cute request!

𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙: 𝙵𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚡 𝙵𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎!𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝙰/𝙽: I tried to make this as fluffy as I could! And Five and the Reader are aged up to 20! Also I don’t speak French so If any of the French in this one-shot is wrong then sorry.

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Since you were able to wake up before Five, you decided to make him some coffee. You stirred the coffee with a spoon, looking out the window of your apartment. You remembered when you first met him. You both were thirteen. Well, His consciousness was fifty-eight, he would say. And you just rolled your eyes at him.

You both tried to stop the end of the world, traveled to 1963, and now you're here in your shared apartment, as a couple. You were so deep in your thoughts that you didn't even notice a pair of arms wrap around your waist from behind.

“Morning...” Five said in a groggy voice, leaving small kisses on the back of your neck. You jumped a bit and looked back to see a smirk on Five’s face. You rolled your eyes at him, “Five, I’m trying to make you some coffee. You can kiss me later.” You continued to stir his black coffee.

Five shook his head and continued to hug you, “Don’t want to leave you.” He muttered, making you melt a bit. You had to admit, sleepy Five was one of your favorite sides of him, And you were the only one who usually saw it so you felt special.

"Stop being so damn adorable." You pouted, "Don't you want this coffee?" You waved the mug in front of his face. Five stared at you and the mug, "Fine. I'll take the coffee." He mumbled and sat down at the table, taking small sips as he watched you wash the dishes.

You felt eyes on you and you glanced back at him, “I can feel your eyes on me, you know?” You winked at him before continuing to wash and dry plates. “You like the attention though.” He smirked and closed his eyes, taking a long sip. You rolled your eyes again.

“I only like your attention.” You batted your eyelashes at him innocently. “Je t'aime, mais je t'emmerde." Five spoke in French, glaring at you from afar. You grinned and dried your hands with a nearby towel. "Five. Don’t know what the hell you said but I love when you speak French. It’s hot. " You grabbed your hot chocolate and sat beside him.

Five drank the last of his coffee and placed his mug down on the table, leaning over to kiss your temple. You narrowed your eyes at him and continued to drink your hot cocoa. Five tucked a strand of your hair behind your ear and watched you. "What are you doing?" You huffed, scooting further away.

Five glared at you and pulled you back, “I’m trying to kiss you.” He scowled and placed kisses all over your face. You sighed reluctantly and letting him do whatever he wants with you. He then pulled back to stare at the red blush on your cheeks and the embarrassed look on your face.

"Is somebody embarrassed?" He teased, kissing your cheek. "Shut up." You huffed once again, "I hate you." You crossed your arms. Five grinned, "No darling, you love me. You love me more than anything." He became quiet for a moment, and stared at you.

You shifted a bit, feeling uncomfortable under his gaze, “What do you want now?” You muttered, taking a sip from your hot chocolate. Five’s eyes flickered down to your lips, “I know I kissed you like, ten times but just like another ten, please?”

“Five!” You groaned, "Ugh, fine!" You pouted. Five grinned and pulled you in for a real kiss.

#fluff #sleep deprived posts #five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves #number five x reader #the umbrella academy #umbrella acedmy