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itsouttherenow · 28 days
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The Start
Heres the first story for my Spy Agency AU. I hope you enjoy.
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itsouttherenow · 1 month
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You’re joking right?
Pyrrha: Jaune, I-I love you!
Jaune: Hahaha. Good one Pyrrha but that’s kind of low,
Pyrrha: Why are you like this.
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itsouttherenow · 1 month
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Dream Man
Mr. Sandman, bring me a Jaune 
Make the loneliest blonde that I’ve ever seen 
Give him a heart, so kind and so tendered
And tell him that he’s bested Cinder 
Sandman, I’m so alone
Don’t have a blonde, to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman bring me a Jaune 
Mr. Sandman, bring me a Jaune
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not dead
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have a Jaune, to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a Jaune
Sandman (yes) bring me a blonde
Show him some eyes with a silver gleam
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Mr. Sandman, someone to hold (someone to hold)
Would be so peachy before I’m too old
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me, please, please, please
Mr. Sandman, bring me a Jaune
@howlingday for help on changing some of the lines.
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itsouttherenow · 2 months
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First story
I just published my first fanfic. Any and all criticism is appreciated. Hope y’all like it
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itsouttherenow · 4 months
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Appreciating
Jaune: hey Yang, do you like dragons?
Yang: I do actually. They were my fav-
Jaune: dragon my balls across your face.
Yang: ….
Jaune: ….
Twelve Years later.
Yang: and that kids, is how I meet your dad.
Jaune: You forgot the part where you trashed me around the spading ring.
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itsouttherenow · 4 months
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Team Mom: Kali
It was another day at Beacon within the dorm room of team RWBY. Their first year of Beacon went off without a hitch, mostly. Fighting mechs, criminals and terrorists is not something that you can really just brush or mention casually. So what is a girl to do on a Friday afternoon. What possible exciting activity could these adventurous girls do?
“GUYS! Mom is coming!” Entering the scene is our resident cat, Blake Belladonna. 
Sitting up from their respected beds, the rest of the girls quickly started firing off questions.
“When is she coming?”
“Are dad and Ghira coming too?”
“Snuggles?”
The last question had eyes drawn at Weiss. 
“Hehe, just, you know, asking.” She replied sheepishly.
“Aside from Weiss touch starved condition (HEY!), she said that she be coming soon to visit us here at Beacon. Tai and my dad are staying in a hotel in Vale for the time being.”
“Cool, what time is she supposed to be coming then?”
“She said around 6.”
“It’s 6 already! Why didn’t you call us instead?”
“Forget about that, we need to hurry. QUCKLY! THROUGH THE WINDOW!”
“No Yang wait I c-“, before Ruby could say otherwise, Yang had leapt through the window of their dorms
“We can worry about her later when we’re outside. The bullhead could be arriving any minute now.”
Using her semblance, Ruby quickly took the girls to the bullhead landing pads, picking up, more accurately digging up, Yang from her earthly confinement. They eventually made it to landing pads 5 minutes late.
“Do you see her?”
“No I can’t, I’m too short.”
“Blake, what about you,?”
“No. Yang?”
“Negative captain.”
“Where could she b-“
“YOO HOO! Girls, I’m over here!”
With Weiss question answered by their target, the four girls quickly rushed to a woman with similar cat ears to their feline friend. The woman was quickly enveloped in a group hug from the girls.
“Oh oh my, eager aren’t we today?”
“Why wouldn’t we? It’s been a sooo long since we’ve last meet you in person.” Replied Yang.
During a break in they second year, the WBY of RWBY meet Kali and Ghira Belladonna, the mother and father of Blake. There, the three girls quickly took a liking to Kali, considering she was the first real motherly figure that they have had in a while. While the three may be her daughters by blood, she treats them as if they were her own.
“(giggles) That is true. And we have a whole week to spend together!”
“(gasping) A WHOLE WEEK!?” Exclaimed Ruby.
“A whole week? What’s the occasion?” Inquired Blake.
“Why the parent conference. They’re going to  discuss on how our little ones are doing and behaving.”
“Well, it is with great pleasure to say that we have all been model students.” Booster Weiss.
“We’ll see. Now, how about you girls give a quick tour of the area. I don’t want to be getting lost.”
“Alright Team RWBY, let’s lead the way!” Yelled Ruby as she jumped into Kali’s arms.
“Ruby” chasted Weiss, “get off her. You are not a child!”
“I don’t mind dear. I’m quite comfortable.” Said Kali she nuzzled Ruby who laughed.
“(Laughs) Hey, that tickles.”
“Are you sure? I can take Ruby.” Offered Yang.
“Yes, I’m quite sure. In fact, I quite like it when you girls jump into my arms. Reminds of when Blake was a little kitten.” Answered Kali.
“If it’s alright with you, then I guess she can stay.” Said Weiss.
“Good. Now let’s go and give mom the best tour of Beacon!” Exclaimed Ruby.
“I’m looking forward to this ‘awesome’ tour girls.”
(Like break.)
An hour into their tour, Ruby had fallen asleep in Kali arms so it was up to the rest of the girls to decide on where to take her next. Walking underneath an arc way of vines and growth, they enter the gardens.
“And here” Weiss gestured around, “is the Beacon Garden. Used by most to study but many can often be found eating and aswell as hanging out.”
“My, how gorgeous.” Awed Kali as tucked Ruby closer to her body.
“Gorgeous indeed. This garden is actually the newest addition to Beacon, having been made thirty-seven years ago. Furthermore, th- (BOOM)- What In Monty’s name was that?” 
The answer to Weiss’s question came in the familiar form of Beacons resident dork Knight, one Jaune Arc, who was coursing throw the air, straight into a tree. After face-planting into said tree, his limp form sliding down onto a branch. 
“Ow. Note to self, make sure that Nora does NOT help in the kitchen *ever* again. *EVER*.” muttered Jaune to himself.
“wa-wa-what’s going on?” Ask an awoken Ruby.
“Just Jaune flying into a tree. Nothing new.” Answered Yang.
“Jaune? Blake, isn’t he the boy you mentioned to me? The blonde?” Asked Kali to her daughter.
Smelling blood, Yang seized the opportunity to tease her partner. 
“Oh, keeping secrets are we now? And here I thought we were family. I’m hurt.” 
Blushing, Blake whined, “Mom. I thought I told you to keep it between us.”
“Oh my Gods so it IS true. You’ve Fall for that dolt.” Exclaimed Weiss
“Well I think it’s sweet.” Chimed Kali.
A second later, said boy fell off the branch.
“Oh, this is a perfect time to talk to him dear. HELLO dear.” Yelled Kali out to Jaune.
‘What? Who is that. I didn’t know Blake had a si-‘
Jaunes thought we’re immediately cut short when the branch he was on earlier fell on top of him.
“Oh no. That branch just killed Jaune!” Yelled Ruby.
“You bastard.” Followed by Yang.
“No you dolts. He’s just knocked out.” Explained Weiss.
“My oh my. What a shame. He needs to be tended to. And who better to wake up than you pretty face dear.” Said Kali.
“No mom, you don’t mean-“ Questioned Blake.
“Yup. Let’s take him to your room. He’s needs to be well rested on a nice comfy bed. Next to a beautiful lady.” Kali said as she picked up Jaune.
“Mom no.”
“Mom yes” 
Blake was then handed an unconscious Jaune.
“Come along girls. The day just getting started.”
Three of the four girls ran to catch up with Kali as Blake just stood in place dumbfounded.
Looking down a Jaune, she blushes abit.
“Well, I guess it would hurt to give it a try.” And then placed a kiss on Jaunes forehead and quickly caught up the others 
‘That’s my girl. Grand kittens here comes Grandma.’ 
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itsouttherenow · 10 months
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Have you heard of this?
Nora: Jaune.
Jaune: Yes Nora.
Nora: Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?
Jaune: I have actually. Wait, Nora please don-
Nora: WOULD YOU LIKE TO! (holding Magnhild, in grenade launcher form)
Jaune: NORA THATS NOT A R-
                 BOOM
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itsouttherenow · 10 months
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Modern AU, Hank the Tank
5 Years ago
Sanctuary Worker: Here hold him gently and hold the bottle up a bit.
Nora: Well hi lil guy, you got bit of an appetite. That’s the third bottle I had to fetch for you. What’s his name?
Sanctuary Worker: We didn’t give him one.
Nora: Well, how about Hank. 
Present 
Oobleck: And can anyone tell me why that the… WHAT IN GODS NAME
Class: AAHHH
  On the window is a black bear pawing at the glass
Ren: *sighs and pulls out scroll* Nora, yeah it happened again. Can you come and get him. Ok thank you. DON’T WORRY GUYS NORA GOT IT HANDLED.
   Outside of the School
Nora: HANK, what are you doing here.
Hank: *bear noises*
Nora: No, you can’t be here with me. I’m at school.
Hank: *sad bear noises*
Nora: Aw fine, but stay where I place you, ok? 
Hank: *bear noise* 
Nora: *picks up Hank: My, you’ve gotten heavier. You’re like a tank. You can have a pancake when I get back to the sanctuary. *places Hank down by the trash dumps* Now stay here and I’ll come pick you up when I’m done with school, ok?
Hank: *bear noise*
Nora: Good, boop. *kiss Hank on the nose* 
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