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Hello Mr. Gaiman, I wanted to thank you for writing Good Omens and making it into serial. I have some mental problems and every time I feel really bad I remember Crowley saying: Suicide is just wrong. Anytime I feel bored, lonely, at my lowest,… I always read or watch good omens. It’s part of my life now. Crowley and Aziraphale are my comfort characters. Every time I feel down they help me to get pack on my feet. They always make me laugh, believe in love and myself, surprise me whit something new. Thank you for bringing them to my life.

Also I can’t wait for next season

That made me happy. I'm glad. Listen to Crowley.

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The Sims 4: A Series of Unfortunate Events Challenge

By me (@jazzyjasper98 ) 💚. I couldn't find a Sims 4 Challenge based on the original books or movie A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket, so I decided to make my own.

POV: You're Violet Baudelaire/The Eldest Orphan

Upon enjoying a seemingly average day at the beach with your two younger siblings, you receive the news that both of your parents have perished in a fire that's destroyed your entire home. Orphaned and homeless, you are sent to live with a vile, grime-covered Count who claims to be a relative and has a number of schemes to get his greedy claws on your family fortune. He's also weirdly obsessed with eyes for some reason. It's up to you to protect your siblings and your inheritance from your new dastardly dad.

Long Lifespan recommended. (••• Menu > Game Options > Gameplay > Sim Lifespan)

Also Highly Recommended, but not Required — MCC Command Center Mod to allow your teen Sim to parent their youngest sibling.

Rules and Gameplay:

Start with two adults, one teen, one child, and one toddler in a mansion of your choosing. You may use "TestingCheats True" + "FreeRealEstate On" to move them into their first home. Names and genders are completely up to you.

Traits:

° Parents: Family Oriented + 2 of your choice

° Teen: Genius, Creative, Good

° Child: Genius, Bookworm

° Toddler: Inquisitive

Aspirations:

° Teen: Knowledge — Academic

° Child: Mental — Whiz Kid

Once your family is made and moved in, exit to Manage Worlds and create or choose an adult to be the Count, build/choose a decrepit-looking home to move him into, then return to the family.

Aspiration: Fortune — Fabulously Wealthy.

Traits: Mean, Evil, Hates Children.

Optional: Use the cheat "ModifyRelationship [Parent First Name] [Parent Last Name] [Count] [Count's Last Name] [Amount] LTR_Friendship_Main" to set the relationship between each parent and the Count before they perish, since Count Olaf knew the Baudelaires and caused their demise in the original story. Friendship amount can be anything from –100 to 100.

• Have the teen take their siblings to any beach (preferably on a cloudy day like in the movie, but this is not required), then switch control to the parents. Make them cook, leave the fireplace on too long, or use cheats/mods. Whatever starts a fire. Make sure neither parent survives. Then bulldoze the lot in Build Mode.

• Use the "Money [Amount]" cheat to set the family funds to §0 (or almost 0), then merge the orphans with the Count household.

• Give 'em hell. It's the "Series of Unfortunate Events" challenge for a reason. Make your Count perform a number of Mean and Mischief interactions with the children. Just try to not let child services take them away, since nobody helped the orphans in the original Series until it was nearly too late.

• When the teen ages up to Young Adult, use money cheats to make the orphans wealthy and move them back into their parents' burned down mansion and build another one (or choose one from the Gallery).

• Live Happily Ever After.

Goals and Epilogue:

Have all three children survive living with the Count until the eldest grows up and inherits their parents' fortune. This is not points based, and there's really no way you can lose — unless you have the Extreme Violence and/or Life Tragedies Mods to add some extra drama, in which case the intentional death of any child by the actions or influence of the Count results in the challenge being lost.

You are allowed to make other guardians like Uncle Monty and Aunt Josephine from the original Series, but you're not required to. I wanted to keep this challenge as simple as possible for Simmers with limited packs.

Once they have a new home and their own lives back, the challenge is over and the rest of their lives is up to you!

Sorry in advance if anything is confusing; this is the first Challenge I've made. Please feel free to leave suggestions or problems in the notes on this post, and tag me if you post your challenge gameplay!

This challenge is not play tested.

#the sims 4 #the sims community #sims challenge #sims 4 challenge #series of unfortunate events #baudelaire orphans #klaus baudelaire #violet baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #count olaf #lemony snicket #series of unfortunate events challenge #the sims

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Gee, I thought these people were the ones who were like “If you don’t like it, you can just move to a blue state.”

And now they’re mad the guy is doing just that?

You can’t oppress and discriminate against someone then be mad when they take their highly useful skill elsewhere.

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I need help from the witchy side of Tumblr:

Can I fix a broken crystal? And if so, how? One of my amethysts didn't survive all the moving we did between November and January... 😢

#witchy tumblr #crystals #amethyst #gemstone

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please fucking vote

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Looks like all Meta apps are down right now.

#Meta #Facebook #Instagram #Threads #Messenger #Why Can't I Log In

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🖤Gendercryptid🖤

A gender feels cryptic, unknown to others or unexplainable, feels dark, cool, and hidden while still being very present. Can get more intense based on weather, mood, or time of day.

Coined by Pride-is-Lovely (me)

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Destresexual & destreromantic

[ Image IDs: Two six striped flags. The first one, for destresexuality, has plum and lavender stripes with one black stripe on top. The second flag, for destreromantic, has a black stripe at the bottom, green stripes, and plum stripes. ]

Destresexual definition: Someone who has experienced trauma and only experiences sexual attraction when not triggered. On the asexual spectrum.

Destreromantic definition: Someone who has experienced trauma and only experiences romantic attraction when not triggered. On the aromantic spectrum.

(Destresexual was coined by @ QuinnIsSoQueer, whose blog is deleted. Destreromantic was unofficially coined by @neopronouns . )

[jazzyjasper98]

Stop ignoring your bodily signals that’s somethings not right. You get a bad stomach and need to run to the bathroom after the morning smoothie? It doesn’t agree with you. You get terrible anxiety and feel you need to perform on dates with the pretentious guy? He’s not your person. You feel shaky after the iced latte? It’s not for you sweetie. Your body is constantly sending signals, letting you know what feels good, and what doesn’t. Foods that don’t agree with you, people that cause you panic. Take inventory on what's causing dis-harmony in your life, and start editing ruthlessly. This is an act of self love. No more ignoring signs from your inner guidance system. Start heeding the call from your body. It’s speaking to you always. 

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GOOD OMENS FANDOM!

Can we collectively agree that we need to keep our fan theories far away from Neil? Especially now!

HE CANNOT USE ANYTHING THAT WAS BROUGHT FORWARD BY SOMEONE ELSE!!!! If you send him a theory or an analysis, it guarantees that he cannot use it and it will never make it into the show. Ever. He cannot use someone else's creative work. Even if it's just a fan theory or headcanon.

DON'T SEND HIM ASKS ABOUT THEORIES AND HEADCANONS. Please. He's said multiple times that our headcanons are valid and real for us. He encourages us to have them and to be fans and to create fanworks. He doesn't need to validate any headcanon or theory for it to be worth something because it already IS. He loves his fans a great deal, which is extremely evident to me, and I hope to you all too.

He's writing season 3 now, and I'm overjoyed. It's going to be amazing.

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Nearly 80 notes, THANK YOU ALL!!! 😭😭💙 Should I make this be a full fan-fiction? Should I ask Neil Gaiman for his opinion? Gah this means so much!!

It's 2028. A very old and skinny black tomcat rests on Coraline's lap as she sits in her parents' garden. She's thirty now, living with her husband, and The Pink Palace has been quiet for some time. Ms. Spink and Forcible have finally joined all their beloved Scotties across the rainbow bridge, Coraline's parents now live in what had been the two ladies' part of the house, and Mr. Bobinski has long-since retired from his famous jumping mouse circus. Things have been peaceful. And today, a new family moves in. A family with a young kid, about eleven years old. Coraline feels a twist of anxiety in her stomach, and her hand subconsciously traces her throat, remembering when the Beldam's severed hand had dragged her by her necklace, choking her.

Wybie looks away from his conversation with the new neighbors to check on his blue-haired wife, who still looks as beautiful to him as the day he'd met her.

"She's gone." He mouths to her, head fully tilted, seeing her distress.

Coraline looks down at the cat, who nods as if in agreement, his blue eyes full of wisdom he can no longer share. Coraline smiles. They're right. The Beldam is long gone. The Pink Palace is safe.

#coraline #neil gaiman #fanfiction #headcanon #wybie lovat #coraline x wybie #pink palace

[jazzyjasper98]

Spent the past 3 weeks in Minnesota meeting my partner and had so much fun 🥰 And got lots of kitty and puppy love 😻 I kinda didn't want to come home 🙁

But I'm happy to be back with my own kitty in Michigan, I've missed her 😿

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Brb gonna watch some Shrek today 😭😭😭

May Steve finally know peace and be reunited with his son. Rest In Power, Mr. Harwell. You raised a generation of All-Stars 💚

https://wwmt.com/news/entertainment/smash-mouth-singer-steve-harwell-dead-at-56-all-star-im-a-believer-liver-failure-hospice-boise-idaho?fbclid=IwAR0fpx1TONv5T0muO39wz0vbqEf89WDEpCBkAbAYJnldwy1Sh8t-fKeVRL4

#smash mouth #shrek #steve harwell #rip #liver failure #all star #the years stopped coming